Hillary Clinton with her buddy, Ku Klux Klansman Robert Byrd
As regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog may well imagine I have been laughing my ass off at the cosmic levels of hypocrisy on display in this presidential race.
I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican (and nobody else should be, either, at this point) and I went on the record last October with my speculation on how the 2016 presidential race might go. I was wrong on 2 items but dead on with the others. CLICK HERE
Meanwhile here are some potential headlines inspired by this insane year.
HILLARY: ONCE SHE WAS FIRST LADY OF THE LAND, BUT NOW SHE CAN’T GET ARRESTED!
CLINTON SUPPORTERS OUTRAGED THAT TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE A CRIMINAL HISTORY AS SCUZZY AS HILLARY DOES!
GOP LEADERS FURIOUS WITH TRUMP FOR BRINGING IN MORE CHINESE, GAY AND AFRICAN-AMERICAN SUPPORTERS THAN THEIR BIGOTED PARTY HAS EVER ATTRACTED BEFORE!
HILLARY TELLS THE WORKING CLASS THAT IF THEY’RE TOO LAZY TO RIOT SHE’LL NEVER TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY!
MEDIA CITES TRUMP’S POPULARITY WITH BLACK, CHINESE AND GAY VOTERS AS PROOF OF HOW DIVISIVE HE IS!
REPUBLICAN PARTY TRASHES TRUMP TO PLEASE PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ANY OF THEIR CANDIDATES ANYWAY!
GEORGE W BUSH SAYS HILLARY WILL BE HIS THIRD TERM!
“Hillary Clinton is a disgusting criminal who is in the pocket of the kinds of people I used to fight. Do NOT vote for her.”
Mary Harris Jones, the legendary labor organizer from the 1890s onward, also known as “the Miner’s Angel” and “Mother Jones,” spoke to Balladeer’s Blog last night, despite being dead since 1930. As the fiery Mother Jones herself put it “If that pussy Joe Hill could posthumously talk to assholes like Joan Baez then I can talk to YOU, young man.”
Seeing no reason to provoke this heroine who fought against outrages like child labor I quickly moved on to ask the reason for her visit. As expected, Jones was blunt:
“I, Mother Jones, whole-heartedly CONDEMN the criminal Hillary Clinton! She and the rest of the Democrats sold out the working class long ago once the rich pigs who owned the Republican candidates started pouring more money into the Democrats’ coffers than to the Republicans’ coffers.
“The richest districts in the United States have been voting for the Democrats in recent elections PLUS Hillary herself is a blatant puppet of Wall Street, which is just as much a pack of thieves as it was in my day. Hillary will continue Barack Obama’s policies toward workers: cozying up to bloated rich pig labor leaders who endorse the Democrats while making life more and more desperate for ACTUAL laborers.
“The scum Obama has treated the working class like a hostile occupying force and that greedy, sickly, amoral pig Hillary Clinton will continue that policy. She’s even more firmly in the pocket of billionaire filth like George Soros and the Koch Brothers, ALL of whom have made clear their hostility toward Hillary’s opponent.” Continue reading
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Black Lives Matter mobs rioted in Charlotte, NC because once again AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN COP SHOT AN ARMED BLACK CRIMINAL! Only America’s Democrats would try to portray ANOTHER instance of an armed black man being shot by a black cop as White Privilege.
Hillary even made the imbecilic remark that she “will talk directly to white people” about their (yawn) racist ways which caused this. Plus the Democrats’ new BFF’s in the Nation of Islam outfit have called for an ECONOMIC BOYCOTT of Charlotte … yes, because a black cop who answers to a black Chief of Police shot an ARMED black suspect who refused to drop his gun. Seriously. Continue reading
With that ugly statistic and the way his administration has egged on people who want to kill cops Barack Obama has maintained that ages-old tradition of the Democrats: promoting race-hatred for political gain. If you’ll recall, even A MEMBER OF OBAMA’S OWN WHITE HOUSE STAFF resigned after SHOOTING AT A COP! That is 100% true, not a joke. Search for it yourself if you like.
Does anybody still wonder why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have captured the attention of so many people here in the U.S? We kept getting told by the corporate media that Trump and Sanders were fringe weirdos. Unlike, y’know, a president who loves cop-killers and gives nukes to the Mad Mullahs of Iran or a secretary of state whose “Clinton Foundation” very conveniently got enormous amounts of money laundered through it JUST when bloated rich pigs and unfriendly governments around the world HAPPENED to have pending items before the State Department. Continue reading
Bill Clinton addressed the Democrats last night and assured them that they are all still young and “with it!” Maybe even “groovy!”
Some of you were kind enough to say you would have liked to see me do fun takes on last week’s political convention. I can’t go back in time but here’s some takes on last night’s political convention coverage.
ITEM: The Democrats renewed their vow to support ONLY Muslims who hate non-Muslims. A clearly emotional Nancy Pelosi declared “If you’re a Muslim who loves freedom and wants to live in the 21st Century THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY DOESN’T WANT YOU, DAMMIT!”
ITEM: Union thug Richard Trumka addressed the crowd and speaking directly to the working class stated “Selling out the working class has made me and many other Democrats VERY rich. How DARE you hate-filled, divisive bigots want to jeopardize the sweet setup we have!”
Needless to say the Teacher’s Union reps among the delegates sprang to their feet and cheered in agreement.
ITEM: Refusing to be embarrassed by the way Wikileaks has exposed the coordinated deception that news media stooges stage with the Democrats those news media stooges proudly proclaimed “It is NOT the job of journalists to do negative stories on the political party we vote for!” Continue reading
The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party
Thank WikiLeaks for the latest proof of what I and so many other fed-up Americans have been saying for years – that people (especially overseas) need to abandon the silly notion that the Democrats are “the good guys” to the Republicans’ “bad guys.” BOTH PARTIES ARE THE BAD GUYS! Grow up and accept that already!
Since America hasn’t had a truly free press in a very long time WikiLeaks has picked up the ball. Their most recent coup came with the release this weekend of over 19,000 confidential emails between Political Class Operatives at the Democrats’ National Committee. The fallout from this has already caused the resignation of DNC head Debbie Wasserman Schultz and has ignited many other scandals for the white collar criminals of the Democratic Party.
The most prevalent outrage at the moment has been regarding the revelation of the great lengths the DNC went to to pave the way for bloated rich pig Hillary Clinton and to sabotage the candidacy of Bernie Sanders. Thousands of Sanders supporters marched in protest over this in Philadelphia, the site of the Democrats’ National Convention this year.
Feel free to peruse the online lists of the complete set of exposed emails. Choose your own website, too, since Liberal fanatics are as paranoid as Conservative fanatics are about anything that might put their candidate or party mandarins in a negative light.
The enormous level of collusion between the Democrats and the alleged reporters of the mass media outlets surprised even a cynical, Third Party booster like me. All that plus emails reflecting the kind of comments that Democrats label “racist” and “homophobic” when other people make them. Even worse, they insist those people have to lose their livelihoods over them. Continue reading
That famed saying attributed to Aleister Crowley nicely summarizes the position that the repulsive white collar criminals of the Democratic Party and the Republican Party are all but forcing on the rest of us. These sickening figures who spend their entire careers barely one step ahead of a criminal indictment actually think they’re fit to dictate the terms under which the rest of us are to live our lives while they slither through history circumventing those same terms.