HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!
The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history.
And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading
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Hillary – who STILL refuses to give more money to charity – claims her health is just fine.
The funniest damn year in American presidential campaign history continues to roll along! ANYBODY who takes American “journalists” (LMAO) seriously after this year is hopeless.
Hillary Clinton, who repeatedly stumbles and falls, who barks like a dog and who keeps making bizarre remarks that she and various cooperative reporters (LMAO) dismiss as “short circuits,” yes that Hillary Clinton made a public statement recently that her health is just fine … but then announced that she won’t be making any more public appearances until Sunday.
Hillary promises the working class nothing but MORE condescending lectures from bloated rich pigs like her!
Why, I’m sure her health is just fine. And I’m sure if Hillary’s opponents like Jill Stein or Donald Trump behaved the same way that the media would treat THEM with kid gloves about it, too. (I’m being sarcastic.)
Similarly, Barack Obama’s coalition of the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring are giving him a free pass for refusing to leave his golf vacation to at least PRETEND to care about the flooding in Louisiana or the riots around the country. Continue reading
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Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.
Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!
HILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!
HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading
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The American media will depict the Republican candidate as Hitler whether he is a gutless punching bag (right) or someone who fights back (left)
Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that for years I’ve been rooting for both of America’s white collar crime gangs (called Democrats and Republicans) to splinter apart. Neither political party has cared about the working poor in decades but the Republicans (always the morons of the two gangs) made the fatal error of not keeping up with the Democrats in the media arms race.
To clarify for overseas readers that means the criminals of DemCorp have run rings around the criminals of RepubCorp in terms of P.R. for several years now. That’s why no matter WHO the Republican gang nominates for president they are subjected to a daily inquisition while the DemCorp media pampers their own candidates with softball questions. BOTH candidates should get grilled every day.
The bloated rich pigs who run RepubCorp are hilariously inept and clueless, which was always a lot of fun in presidential races back when the Democrats DID look out for America’s working poor and for constitutional protections. Money follows power, however, and the bloated rich pigs began hedging their bets by purchasing all of the Democrats, too, since presidential races have become an exercise in blatant media favoritism to DemCorp candidates.
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Establishment Republicans are STILL stupid enough to think there is a way that their presidential candidates can conduct themselves that will win praise from the media. Their massive stupidity on this and other matters helped fuel the chaos of this election year.
Mitt Romney – since he’s not running this time – gets depicted by the media as a kind of elder statesman even though he LOST in 2012. But four years ago HE was the one being depicted as a daily gaffe machine and a horribly sexist monster (remember “binders full of women”).
Hell, at the Olympics in 2012 every single remark the visiting Romney made was distorted by the media who insisted the man was “insulting our British allies” and was “proving he wasn’t fit for the presidency” because of comments the media treated like the end of the world though virtually nobody today could even remember any of those supposedly “monumental”gaffes.
*** *** *** Typical NYT headline: Hitler Drank Water – Trump Drinks Water. Any Questions?
So, when the RepubCorp candidate is a human punching bag like Mitt Romney who was always careful to politely thank the media for castrating him and force-feeding him his own balls on a daily basis that candidate STILL gets depicted as the new Hitler.
This time around the RepubCorp candidate apparently owns a television set because he has noticed how blatantly biased the American media is and refuses to lie back and take it. And, yes, HE gets depicted as the new Hitler, too. Even by the failed fools who run RepubCorp, who obediently tsk tsk over Trump’s justifiably cavalier attitude toward the loaded, prejudiced questions he gets bombarded with.
Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan are hoping Trump loses so that one of THEM can be called Hitler in 2020.
At any rate, the RepubCorp presidential candidate is ALWAYS going to be depicted as Hitler whether or not he’s a subdued, defeated wimp OR if he’s willing to fight back against the shallow, clueless media who are basically DemCorp campaign staff. For most people the choice would be clear: if your candidate will be crushed and harassed daily no matter how docile and masochistically submissive he is toward the biased media, then it’s better to have a candidate who calls out that biased media. Continue reading
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UNFIT BY ANY DEFINITION. WRITE IN BERNIE SANDERS OR VOTE FOR JILL STEIN
UNTOLD MILLIONS HAVE DIED FROM CANCER IN A CLEAR REBUKE TO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN Continue reading
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The Democrats and the media are determined to drag Hillary’s stinking, crooked carcass across the Finish Line if it’s the last thing they do!
Hillary continues to stumble and bumble around like a slapstick comic. Even when she manages to stand upright under her own power she has to take emergency bathroom runs or babbles incoherently. She STILL hasn’t given a general press conference in weeks, unlike her opponents Donald Trump and Jill Stein. Continue reading
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Part of the fun of this chaotic presidential campaign has been watching the corporate media froth at the mouth and repeatedly lie about Donald Trump.
All of their efforts have been exposed as lies or malicious editing of former associates of Trump. (My favorite was when they tried claiming they interviewed previous women in Trump’s life who supposedly said bad things about him but the ladies immediately went on various news shows furiously pointing out that all their comments were distorted or taken out of context and that they had a very high opinion of the Donald.)
In that spirit here are some glimpses of possible anti-Trump headlines that the corporate whores of the American media might use. The fact that they’re all completely made up makes them AT LEAST as accurate as anything Huffpo or the New York Times put up.
Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.
*** SHOCKING POLL SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE TRUMP YESTERDAY DON’T LIKE HIM TODAY EITHER!
*** TRUMP’S INSANE CLAIM THAT MUSLIMS SOMETIMES COMMIT TERROR ATTACKS SURE TO ALIENATE MUSLIM TERRORISTS!
*** TRUMP WRYLY RESPONDS TO LOADED, BIASED QUESTIONS FROM THE MEDIA, PROVING HE’S UNFIT FOR THE PRESIDENCY!
*** TRUMP’S INTENTION TO ENFORCE PERFECTLY REASONABLE LAWS SHOWS HIS CAMPAIGN’S DESPERATION!
*** TRUMP SHOWN LOSING SUPPORT WITH PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM ANYWAY!
*** POMPOUS SNOBS SAY TRUMP UNFIT FOR OFFICE! Continue reading
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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** If every terse or ill-considered remark made by this bought-and-paid-for criminal was covered in the same paniced and apocalyptic manner that Trump’s every pronouncement was we might have a fair playing field. The American Media has managed the impossible – making Donald Trump the heroic underdog.
American media phonies are so cute when they pretend they care about the families of people in the armed forces. At this point I can’t blame anybody for wanting to vote for Donald Trump just to spite our corporate media, which is owned by the same bloated rich pigs and one percenters who own Hillary Clinton. (I liked Bernie, by the way.)
Hey, I get it, if Hillary doesn’t become president then all the money they funneled to her through the criminal Clinton Foundation will have gone to waste. If those bloated rich pigs want a return on their investment then the slime-dripping, sleaze-oozing Hillary MUST win, no matter how blatant our media’s propoganda has to become.
*** *** *** *** *** Remember Hillary bragging about putting coal miners out of work? Had Trump said that he’d STILL be getting interrogated about it. People can tell the media is covering for Hillary.
So it’s been nothing but KHAAAAAAANN from our media non-stop for the past several days. As in the late soldier, apparently a much more decent human being than his Sharia-law supporting father. (Yep. Look it up.)
The late soldier’s parents – like him of the Muslim faith – seemingly decided to borrow a page from Cindy Sheehan and exploit their child’s death for political purposes. They’ve launched personal attacks on Donald Trump for noticing that many terrorists are Muslims.
KHIZR KHAN HAS BEEN TIED TO THE CLINTONS by the way, immediately making motivations suspect if any actual journalists were still employed with our media.
Hillary being rude to a woman from Black Lives Matter. If it was Trump we’d still be hearing about how it proved he was unfit and didn’t have a “presidential temperament.” The media is making Trump a martyr.
At any rate the manufactured outrage that the media has obsessed over in the war of words between the Khan parents and Trump shows our media has reached a new low.
THE MEDIA IGNORES THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF GRIEVING PARENTS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CHILDREN TO MUSLIM TERRORISM BUT EXPLOITS THE KHANS BECAUSE THEY’RE MUSLIMS WILLING TO WORK FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY’S BENEFIT. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DEMOCRATS OR THEIR MEDIA SHOWCASING MUSLIMS WHO OPPOSE ISLAMIC VIOLENCE AND WANT TO LIVE IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.
Balladeer’s Blog has covered these topics in the past. Here are a few links to what I’ve written before about the American Media and the Democrats’ selective outrage.
ON LIBERALS EXPLOITING EMOTION
ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS SHUN MUSLIMS WHO WANT REFORM IN THEIR FAITH Continue reading
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With that ugly statistic and the way his administration has egged on people who want to kill cops Barack Obama has maintained that ages-old tradition of the Democrats: promoting race-hatred for political gain. If you’ll recall, even A MEMBER OF OBAMA’S OWN WHITE HOUSE STAFF resigned after SHOOTING AT A COP! That is 100% true, not a joke. Search for it yourself if you like.
Does anybody still wonder why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have captured the attention of so many people here in the U.S? We kept getting told by the corporate media that Trump and Sanders were fringe weirdos. Unlike, y’know, a president who loves cop-killers and gives nukes to the Mad Mullahs of Iran or a secretary of state whose “Clinton Foundation” very conveniently got enormous amounts of money laundered through it JUST when bloated rich pigs and unfriendly governments around the world HAPPENED to have pending items before the State Department. Continue reading
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Bill Clinton addressed the Democrats last night and assured them that they are all still young and “with it!” Maybe even “groovy!”
Some of you were kind enough to say you would have liked to see me do fun takes on last week’s political convention. I can’t go back in time but here’s some takes on last night’s political convention coverage.
ITEM: The Democrats renewed their vow to support ONLY Muslims who hate non-Muslims. A clearly emotional Nancy Pelosi declared “If you’re a Muslim who loves freedom and wants to live in the 21st Century THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY DOESN’T WANT YOU, DAMMIT!”
ITEM: Union thug Richard Trumka addressed the crowd and speaking directly to the working class stated “Selling out the working class has made me and many other Democrats VERY rich. How DARE you hate-filled, divisive bigots want to jeopardize the sweet setup we have!”
Needless to say the Teacher’s Union reps among the delegates sprang to their feet and cheered in agreement.
ITEM: Refusing to be embarrassed by the way Wikileaks has exposed the coordinated deception that news media stooges stage with the Democrats those news media stooges proudly proclaimed “It is NOT the job of journalists to do negative stories on the political party we vote for!” Continue reading
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