COLLEGE HOOPS: D2 FINAL FOUR SET

*** NCAA DIVISION TWO ***

Lincoln Memorial University RailsplittersFINAL FOUR – FIRST BERTH – The LINCOLN MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY RAILSPLITTERS are the only 1 seeds left, and yesterday they battled the 8th seeded BARRY UNIVERSITY BUCCANEERS. The Railsplitters had their hands full with the Buccaneers in the 1st Half, but squeezed out a 42-38 lead by Halftime. After the break Lincoln Memorial University slowly but surely put more and more distance between themselves and Barry University. The Railsplitters won it 93-75 led by Emmanuel Terry’s Double-Double of 20 points and 10 rebounds. Continue reading →

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OBAMA: THE CRUSADERS AND INQUISITORS PERVERTED CHRISTIANITY

Obama laughing

Just kidding of course! As the bodies of Islam’s victims pile ever higher Barack Obama bitterly clings to his claim that it’s THE REST OF THE WORLD that has a problem – not the Muslim World. 

What the Hollow Man Obama said was that the Islamic State spawned by his premature withdrawal from Iraq”perverted one of the world’s great religions.” In Little Barry’s mind ONLY Christians and Jews should be held accountable for actions committed by their their co-religionists.

Obama blindfolded

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

You’ll never hear Obama say that “The Crusaders and the Inquisitors perverted Christianity so all Christians are hereby exempt from ever hearing pompous jackasses throw the Crusades and the Inquisition at them ever again. Besides, NOT ALL CHRISTIANS participated in the Crusades and the Inquisition. Just an unrepresentative few.”  

No, you will never hear that from this apologist for Muslim atrocities and he still refuses to use the words “Islamic Terrorism.” But Little Barry holds ALL AMERICANS guilty for what SOME Americans did over a hundred years ago. Collective guilt applies only to the Western World in his eyes. I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican so I can objectively state that this little man has been the most embarrassing president the United States has ever had. It’s appropriate that “Obamastan” has become a second name for the Islamic State.

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I’m also a non-believer in any of the world’s religions but I have no problem saying that Islam is the most violent, homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. Not so the cowardly Barack Obama. 

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART EIGHTEEN

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KAUAI

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART EIGHTEEN

On the island of Kauai the goddess Hi’iaka and her female mortal companion Wahine prepared to launch their assault on the cavern lair of the evil sorceresses named Kilioe and Kalanamainu’u. The entrance to that cavern was nearly inaccessible, since it was basically just a large hole on the side of a steep mountain hundreds of feet up.

Hi’iaka and Wahine needed to reach the cave to free the corpse of Prince Lohiau from the clutches of the sorceresses so that it (the corpse) could be reunited with its wandering spirit, thus restoring life to Lohiau, the chosen mate of Hi’iaka’s sister Pele, the fire and volcano goddess. (Meanwhile, Megan’s love for Stan is still unrequited since he is obsessed with his sexy new neighbor Samantha, not realizing she is his mother’s murderer Sam after a sex-change operation …)   

When our two heroines began to climb the sheer cliff wall the sorceresses used their dark magic to create winds strong enough to knock them back to the ground. After repeatedly being hindered by this maneuver Hi’iaka used her divine powers to make Kilioe and Kalanamainu’u so sensitive to sunlight that they had to retreat to the furthest reaches of their cave to avoid the burning pain.  Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: NAIA CHAMPS CROWNED

*** NAIA DIVISION ONE ***

MidAmerica Christian U EvangelsNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – You can’t get much more exciting than a game-winning shot in Overtime right at the buzzer. Malcolm Mann made that shot to bring its first National Championship to the 4th seeded MID-AMERICA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY EVANGELS! The Evangels triumphed over the top seeded GEORGETOWN (KY) COLLEGE TIGERS in a genuine hardcourt classic.

Georgetown College led MACU at Halftime 50-39 and seemed headed for victory but the Evangels came out of the locker room primed for a comeback and forced Overtime with an 82-82 tie to end Regulation. In the extra session Mann came through to lift MACU to a 100-99 win. Devonse Reed led the Evangels with 25 points. * THE EVANGELS ARE NAIA DIVISION ONE CHAMPIONS *   Continue reading →

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OBAMA’S ISLAMIC STATE ATTACKS BRUSSELS

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*** *** *** *** *** The latest victims of the religion of hatred, slavery, rape and infanticide.

The Islamic State, spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq, has taken credit for today’s shootings, suicide bombing and nail-bombing in Brussels, Belgium. So far 34 innocent people are dead and roughly 100 injured. More victims of “Obamastan” as the Islamic State has been called. 

Rest assured, though, that the American Left is right on top of the REAL issue involved here: the alleged “Islamophobia” of the Western World. American Liberals – and therefore the Democratic Party – can never hold back about how annoyed they are with all the dead victims who keep getting in the way of Islamofascists’ explosives and bullets.

The weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama took time out from ignoring the cries of all the suffering political prisoners in Cuba to mumble a few lines about the attacks by Muslim fascists. Little Barry reeks of insincerity at such moments. He’s much more comfortable giving finger-wagging lectures to Christians about the Crusades.

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Obama: The REAL problem here is the way you bigoted peasants fail to understand Islam.

(AND SPEAKING OF THE CRUSADES, WILL MUSLIM APOLOGISTS EVER GET IT THROUGH THEIR POMPOUS HEADS THAT THE CRUSADES HAPPENED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO? THE WESTERN WORLD HAS IMPROVED IMMEASURABLY SINCE THEN BUT THE MUSLIM WORLD HAS REMAINED MIRED IN THE HATRED, RAPE AND SLAVERY THAT ISLAM THRIVES ON!)  

Some witnesses and commentators have said these latest victims were murdered by the smug jackasses of Political Correctness as much as by the Muslim fanatics. That is a very valid point.

I have friends with children in school now and the secular clergy who pretend to be teachers in America (approx 80-90% of our “educators” – LMFAO – self-identify as Liberal Democrats) keep trying to whitewash the brutal, intolerant history of Islam. I’ve seen some of the “lesson plans” that these propogandists try to peddle to students. The political class and the “teachers” (LMFAO) keep trying to sell the world on a version of Islam that does not reflect reality. But hey, it’s not THEIR loved ones dying in the streets. 

Hillary Clinton how dare you

*** *** *** *** *** *** “I don’t care how many of you bastards die, I will NOT fulfill my elected responsibilities to safeguard you Islamophobes! Besides, it must have been a video that caused this, like in Benghazi. Oh. Never mind.”

Getting back to Brussels a member of Parliament in Belgium described events by pointing out that once again, ordinary people died to feed the vanity of self-styled Elites who never tire of lecturing the rest of us (but never the Muslim fascists) about their masochistic versions of “tolerance” and “diversity.” (Words which apparently mean “Muslim fanatics can kill at will but it’s rude for you peasants to talk about it.”)

If or when you or any of your loved ones are killed or maimed by the hate-filled forces of Islam rest assured that the political class will denounce those who mourn you for their alleged “Islamophobia” … while they and THEIR loved ones are safe behind fences and other forms of security. 

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NAIA FINAL FOUR RESULTS

MidAmerica Christian U EvangelsFIRST SEMIFINAL – The 4 seeds – the MID-AMERICA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY EVANGELS – got the action going last night with their game against the 6th seeded CAMPBELLSVILLE UNIVERSITY TIGERS. It was a tale of two Halves as the Evangels confidently built up a 55-44 lead by the break, but then had to hold on by their fingernails against a furious comeback attempt by the Tigers. The final score was Mid-America Christian University 93  Campbellsville University 89. Devonse Reed led the Evangels in scoring with his THIRTY points.  Continue reading →

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AMERICAN LIBERALS ARE TODAY’S “UGLY AMERICANS”

Democratic Party jackassThe stereotype of the Ugly American was at its height during the years of Eisenhower’s America in the 1950s. The image was that of a nose-in-the-air Yankee convinced that they knew best for the rest of the world and that all other people should stand in awe of “American Exceptionalism” (LMAO) and try to imitate all things American.

A few decades back the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism replaced that image of the Ugly American with a new model. This liberal edition is a nose-in-the-air, self-described “intellectual” convinced that they know best for the world – especially their fellow citizens, whom they pompously look down on with disdain.  

“Liberal Colonialism” is already notorious for preventing developing nations from using the technology that could help them grow out of economic dependency. That’s because the neo-Luddites of American Liberalism have decided that while THEY are perfectly entitled to fly around in jets and otherwise flaunt a Carbon Footprint bigger than Rhode Island, the “ignorant natives” as they apparently view the indigenous populations of those nations must go without adequate means.

American Liberals think they’re “saving the planet” the way religious missionaries long ago deluded themselves into thinking they were “saving the souls” of the native inhabitants. Liberalism in recent decades definitely has more in common with religion than with politics. Or with rational thought for that matter.

American Liberals also think they are fit to police the rest of us about “hate” and “fairness” as if they’re secular clergy. And for the Democratic Party that’s pretty much the way they want it. They are snobbishly oblivious to their own hatred and the unfair way they treat others and ESPECIALLY to their sickeningly judgmental attitudes. Just like the clergy members of any and all religions.  

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WYNONNA EARP: FINALLY A TV SERIES

Wynonna EarpNever let it be said that Balladeer’s Blog’s readers don’t get things done! In 2013 I covered the neglected comic book heroine Wynonna Earp and hoped for a movie about her. Still no movie BUT the Sci Fi Channel is launching a television series based on the monster-slaying figure. 

The eponymous series debuts April 1st (but this is NOT an early April Fool’s joke, I swear!). Here’s a refresher on Wynonna’s action-packed saga.

WYNONNA EARP – December of 1996 saw the comic book debut of Wynonna Earp, a descendant of Frontier Marshal Wyatt Earp. Wynonna worked in present-day law enforcement in the American southwest. What separates her from her more well known ancestor is the fact that Wynonna was a United States Marshal, Black Badge Division.

The Black Badge Division was a top-secret branch of Federal Marshals established by President Theodore Roosevelt to deal with paranormal menaces. That’s right, Wynonna Earp was as sexy as Barb Wire or Xena and fought werewolves, mummies, zombies, gremlins and all other manner of supernatural foes just like Kolchak or the X-Files crew. In her earlier adventures Marshal Earp was drawn as a drop-dead sex-bomb who often gouged out the eyes of her opponents with her impossibly high heels while in her final few escapades she was drawn as a more sensibly-dressed heroine.

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FEMEN CONTINUES FIGHTING ISLAM’S MISOGYNY

Islam is slavery

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

Since 2016 is Muslim Violence Awareness Year here’s another Balladeer’s Blog shoutout to the French branch of FEMEN, the European feminist group. Those heroic ladies continue to be one of the painfully few feminist organizations to take on Muslim Apartheid in the form of its misogyny and continuation of slavery.

What better salute than to quote from the manifesto that the heroic women of FEMEN often cite when crashing gatherings of Muslim clergymen pushing their religion of hatred. (FEMEN sarcastically refers to those as “Muslim Oppression of Women Fairs.”) 

“At the Muslim Oppression of Women Fair you will be taught, among other pleasant things, to be obedient and quiet, to serve your husband without discussion, to never answer, to accept marital rape, to become the dog, the donkey or the half man describe in the Koran, to be an object that is practical but never thinking, to give up your status as a human being, long story short : to disappear.

“7000 meters square dedicated to the enslavement of women, a huge forum on “be submissive and stay quiet” with workshops to learn how to cook, dress (or let’s say of covering yourself), to stand with “dignity”, and to obey your father, brother and husband in all circumstances, and conferences held by the worst possible Islamist clan, which is diffusing with impunity its call for rape, discrimination, and modern slavery. Imams who are  aware of the criminal character of their preaching enough to hide it to critical media members who were all refused any kind of accreditation.

“It was our duty to interrupt this enslavement event, and to let a scream of freedom be heard in the middle of their submission lessons.

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MORE COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONS CROWNED AND MUCH MORE

*** NCCAA DIVISION ONE ***

Emmanuel College Lions logoNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The last two teams standing in this tourney were the top seeded EMMANUEL COLLEGE LIONS and the 2nd seeded SOUTHWESTERN CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY EAGLES. The Lions calmly went about gaining control of the game, building up a 39-29 lead over the Eagles by Halftime. Southwestern Christian University eroded that advantage a little during the 2nd Half but ultimately Emmanuel College retained just enough distance for a 75-68 victory. Kurtis Robinson led the Lions with 16 points.  * THE LIONS ARE NCCAA TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS *

*** NJCAA DIVISION ONE ***

salt lake bruinsNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – It was virtually all Cinderellas left in this tournament for the past couple rounds. The title game pitted the 13th seeded SALT LAKE CITY COLLEGE BRUINS against the 7 seeds – the HUTCHINSON COLLEGE BLUE DRAGONS. True to form for this year the underdog Bruins contained the Blue Dragons and led 42-27 by the break. From there Salt Lake City stayed on top for a 74-64 triumph. Connor Toolson tossed in 28 points to lead the victors.  * THE BRUINS ARE NJCAA DIVISION ONE CHAMPIONS *   Continue reading →

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