TAXIARCHOI (427-414 B.C.) ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY

TaxiarchoiBalladeer’s Blog presents another examination of an ancient Greek political satire.

TAXIARCHOI (Tax Collectors) – By Eupolis, who was one of the Big Three of Attic Old Comedy along with Aristophanes and Cratinus. Tax Day is the most appropriate day to examine this comedy because its premise serves as a pointed reminder of the inherent ugliness in all taxation – that the power to impose and collect taxes is, ultimately, backed up by the use of force. (If you doubt me go without paying your personal property taxes. Then we’ll discuss how much you truly “own” your home or your car.)  

In Taxiarchoi the god Dionysus is depicted joining the title military unit. Those Taxiarchoi units would periodically collect the “taxes” or – in its most honest form – “tribute” from the various regions, not only of Athens proper but of the Athenian subject states. Military units were necessary for such tasks for the reasons you would expect – attempted resistance on the part of those being taxed and/or attempted robbery by bands of thieves after the taxes had been collected.     Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE GUARDIAN OF MYSTERY ISLAND (1896)

Guardian of Mystery IslandTHE GUARDIAN OF MYSTERY ISLAND (1896) – Written by Dr Edmond Molcini. Mystery Island lies off the coast of Maine and everyone near the coast considers the place haunted by a true monstrosity – a large ghost-dog.

Sam Lenartson, the hero of the story, is new to the region and is bemused by the superstitious whispers about Mystery Island. He decides to investigate by sailing over to the place but can’t find anyone willing to brave the isle with him.

Sam arrives alone and, though he hears distant barking of an apparently large canine when he follows the sounds he finds a small dog and its owner. That owner is a very, very, VERY old French woman who is either senile or insane. She says she has been around since the 1790s, kept alive by chewing what she calls “Devil Weed.” Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: APRIL FOURTEENTH

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does another current events roundup from an America where supporters of political corruption continue to hate President Donald Trump.

LATEST DEMOCRAT HERO: FBI SAYS ARRESTED WISCONSINER KILLED HIS PARENTS IN PURSUIT OF THE “FINANCIAL MEANS AND AUTONOMY” TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT TRUMP. Like Democrats’ beloved Luigi Mangione he’s charged with murder and more. 

ANOTHER DEMOCRAT HERO: THIRTY-TWO-YEAR-OLD PENNSYLVANIA MAN ARRESTED FOR THREATS TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT TRUMP AND CALLS TO KILL ALL HIS APPOINTEES. More HERE. Democrats always tell us that “silence is consent” so unless they condemn all this it means they consent to it by their own standards.

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DEMOCRAT JASMINE CROCKETT UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR FEDERAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISING VIOLATIONS. Maybe she feels suddenly becoming loudly anti-Trump will see her through this scandal.

BOSTON DEMOCRAT CITY COUNCIL MEMBER AGREES TO PLEAD GUILTY ON CORRUPTION CHARGES. More HERE. Have I mentioned lately that America’s politicians tend to be white-collar criminals?

ALSO IN MASSACHUSETTS, DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN CHARGED WITH FIVE COUNTS OF WIRE FRAUD AND FALSIFICATION OF RECORDS. See above item.

HHS SECRETARY ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. CALLS OUT THE DEEP STATE AND CALLS THE FDA A “SOCK PUPPET” FOR THE PHARMA COMPANIES IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE REGULATING. More about Kennedy and the forces opposed to him HERE.

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STRIPS FUNDS THAT JOE BIDEN GRANTED TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ON THE TERROR WATCH LIST. More HERE. “Illegal immigrants uber alles” becomes “illegal immigrants on the terror watch list uber alles” as the Democrat motto.  Continue reading

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BLOOD BEACH (1980) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Randy (right) and Richard way down on Level 31 as they host their 1985-1987 show The Texas 27 Film Vault.

In the middle 1980s/ Way down on Level 31 …

Balladeer’s Blog continues its marking of the FORTIETH ANNIVERSARY year of The Texas 27 Film Vault, which debuted on February 9th of 1985. (MST3K debuted on November 24th of 1988.) 

EPISODE ORIGINALLY BROADCAST: Saturday February 22nd, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma. 

SERIAL: Before showing and mocking the movie machine-gun toting Randy and Richard, as members of the fictional Film Vault Corps (“the few, the proud, the sarcastic”) showed and mocked another chapter of the Republic Serial Radar Men from the Moon (1952).

FILM VAULT LORE: Our Film Vault Technicians First Class would pull the usual Movie Host duties like providing background info on the films and serials, and would also do comedy sketches centered around their fictional Film Vault Corps before and after commercials. They protected their duty station from menaces like giant rats, cellumites, a subterranean race of Drones and other threats. 

That duty station – Level 31, Core 27 of the Film Vault System was accessed via an industrial park behind KDFI Channel 27’s headquarters off Highway 183 near Dallas. The show was directed by Karl Newman, who often good-naturedly bemoaned Randy and Richard’s tendency to ad-lib. Sometimes in print interviews Newman would joke that if they used a script they would need far too many takes for Clower and Malmos to read their lines right, hence the ad-libbing.

THE MOVIE: Blood Beach (1980) was one of the least effective horror films of the 1980s. It had a half-decent premise – a monster beneath the sand at a California beach sucking victims down into its hellish maw – but squandered that premise with incredibly slow pacing.

The inane dialogue spouted by the annoying characters didn’t help matters.  Continue reading

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FROM THE ALVAREZ GALLOSO BLOG – “LETTER TO THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS; ANONYMOUS”

A terrific item cited by lifelong freedom fighter Roberto Alvarez Galloso.

“To whomever wrote this- Well said!!
When millions of illegals were ushered in through the southern border, you said nothing!
When they abandoned millions of dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan, you said nothing!
When they flaunted a two tier justice system, one for them and one for everyone else, you said nothing!
When they covered up the Hunter Biden laptop, you said nothing!

READ THE REST HERE.

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: LAST TWO COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPS FOR 2025

NJCAA DIVISION THREE

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The last two teams standing were the MOHAWK VALLEY COLLEGE HAWKS (should be Mohawks) and the HERKIMER COLLEGE GENERALS. Defense was the name of the game as Halftime found the Hawks on top of Herkimer College by a mere 27-16. After the break the Generals outscored MVC 35-31 but still lost the game 58-51. Isaiah Earl led the Hawks with a Double Double of 15 points and 10 rebounds. Continue reading

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MISS AMERICA: THE REMAINING STORIES OF THIS 1940s SUPERHEROINE

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog will conclude my look at Marvel’s 1943-1948 heroine from when the company was known as Timely Comics. For Part One and her origin click HERE.

NOTE: In the 1970s it became Marvel canon that Miss America was the mother of the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver HERE, but that has since been retconned. 

MARVEL MYSTERY COMICS Vol 1 #64 (Jun 1945)

Title: The Story of Miss Bluebeard

Villain: Miss Bluebeard

Synopsis: Our high-flying heroine Miss America (Madeline Joyce) comes across an insurance investigator who was just murdered by a supervillainess who is called Miss Bluebeard by insurance agencies around the U.S. Miss America investigates and uncovers an entire network of accomplices run by the evil woman, real name Lorelei Ricciardi.

Our main character shuts down Miss Bluebeard’s operations, which involve her marrying older men and then getting their insurance proceeds after they seem to die from natural causes. Miss America also saves the woman’s latest husband and another insurance investigator from being killed, then turns Miss Bluebeard and her underlings over to the police. Continue reading

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APRIL ELEVENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog. The monumental clash between anti-corruption President Donald Trump and the cesspool which masquerades as America’s political establishment continues.

DANIELLE CARTER-WALTERS BRAVELY BASHES DEMOCRATS FOR “LIVING IN GATED COMMUNITIES” SAFELY PROTECTED FROM THEIR OWN DISASTROUS POLICIES UNDER WHICH THEIR CONSTITUENTS SUFFER. Exactly! 2025 Democrats make the callous French aristocracy before their Revolution look in touch with the citizens by comparison.

TRUMP POLICIES RESULT IN INFLATION DROPPING FOR SECOND MONTH IN A ROW. And he’s only been back in office for less than three months! 

NEW SWISS INVESTMENT OF TWENTY-THREE BILLION DOLLARS IN THE U.S. ANNOUNCED. Again, reasonable people have known that Trump’s tariff maneuvers were meant to bring people to the negotiating table and they have.

SENATOR KENNEDY PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE WAY HE HAS ATTRACTED SO MANY NATIONS TO MAKE DEALS.

ECONOMIST/ YOUGOV POLL: ONLY THIRTY-ONE PERCENT HAVE A FAVORABLE VIEW OF THE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS.

TRUMP HAS DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM REOPEN OFFICE FOR CITIZEN VICTIMS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CRIME. Families whose loved ones have suffered were on hand for the move. Joe Biden had shut down that office.

PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKES FOUR ACTIONS TO BOLSTER AMERICA’S COAL INDUSTRY. Mine workers cheer the measures taken by hero of the working class Trump.

TRUMP SECURES RELEASE OF BALLERINA WRONGFULLY JAILED BY UNHINGED WAR CRIMINAL VLAD PUTIN.

STOCKS SOAR FOLLOWING BOND ACTION AND TARIFF NEGOTIATIONS. Trump hailed for outmaneuvering despotic China and the plutocratic Wall Street vultures. Democrats ignore Chinese slavery, concentration camps and sweatshops HERE

DOGE EXPOSES MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MILKING MEDICAID. MANY MORE ON VOTING ROLLS AND ILLEGALLY VOTING. Have I mentioned lately how corrupt America’s political establishment is? Continue reading

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HOLLYWOOD DETECTIVE (1991) STARRING GREGORY PECK’S SON

HOLLYWOOD DETECTIVE (1991) – I want to be very clear – this review covers the six-episode Arts & Entertainment Network original program Hollywood Detective, NOT the 1989 Telly Savalas made for TV movie The Hollywood Detective.

Hollywood Detective is set during the Prohibition Era and featured a fun, clever gimmick. Gregory Peck’s son Tony Peck starred as Barkley Nunn, a private detective in late 1920s and early 1930s Hollywood. Nunn’s cases find him involved with famous writers and other figures of the time. And speakeasies. Lots of speakeasies.

The stories are played straight but there’s always a tongue-in-cheek air about the proceedings because the nostalgia and quasi-historical events are more than half the appeal. Some critics complained about the less than trail-blazing mystery writing in the series but that’s like complaining about how the shows Columbo or Monk didn’t reflect authentic police work. Or how the Moses Wine novels had the detective interacting with pastiches of recognizable 1960s and 1970s public figures.  

Barkley Nunn’s escapades were valentines to hardboiled detective tales of the 20s & 30s and to Old Hollywood lore. The mysteries are fun but are only part of Hollywood Detective‘s charm. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: FIRST FIVE STORIES ABOUT CAPTAIN MORS THE AIR PIRATE (1908-1911)

Last month Balladeer’s Blog gave an overview of the German sci-fi hero Captain Mors the Air Pirate HERE. The character is criminally overlooked and deserves a much higher profile. It’s puzzling that the Germans themselves haven’t taken advantage of the way his weekly text stories were set in a historical period BEFORE so much pop culture centers around German figures.

MASTER OF THE SKIES – The first short story featuring Kapitan Mors der Luftpirat is set in 1905. This origin tale saw him visit the mountain graves of his wife and children before leading his European and Indian crew against the villains responsible for their deaths and for his fugitive status.

They fly their futuristic Luftschiff (airship) to the port of Odessa where, amid the historical events of the failed 1905 uprising against the Tsars the captain and his men isolate and kill his targets. The advanced weapons and construction of the Luftschiff keep them safe from the artillery used against them. Mors hangs three of the evildoers from his airship.    Continue reading

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