BILLY THE KID VS DRACULA (1966) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Before MST3K there was The Texas 27 Film Vault. Before Joel and Mike there was Randy and Richard! Before Deep 13 there was Level 31.

Balladeer’s Blog continues its celebration of the program’s FORTIETH anniversary year. Beginning on Saturday February 9th, 1985 “Film Vault Technicians First Class” Randy and Richard presented old serials and bad or campy movies while wielding their machine guns in defense of “America’s schlock-culture heritage.”

MOVIE: Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)    

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: Saturday May 18th, 1985 from 10:30pm to 1:00am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma. 

SERIAL: Before showing and mocking John Carradine’s Billy the Kid vs Dracula our members of the Film Vault Corps (“the few, the proud, the sarcastic”) showed and mocked an episode of the Mascot Serial The Phantom Empire (1935). 

In that classically campy serial Gene Autry played a singing cowboy who saves the world from an  advanced underground civilization that comes complete with killer robots who wear cowboy hats. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: MORE COLLEGE BASKETBALL POSTSEASON ACTION

APPALACHIAN ATHLETIC CONFERENCE

FIRST SEMIFINAL – The 4th seeded JOHNSON UNIVERSITY ROYALS (formerly the Royal Crusaders) took on the 1 seeds – the UNIVERSITY OF PIKEVILLE BEARS. By Halftime the Royals were on top 35-26. After the break the University of Pikeville mounted a small rally but fell short as Johnson U. triumphed 78-73. Isaiah Poore led the victors with 29 points. Continue reading

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MARVEL SUPERTEAMS OF THE 1960s AND 1970s

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at Marvel’s superteams of the 1960s and 1970s.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Debuted: January 1969

Comment: Yondu, Vance Astro, Charlie-27 and Martinex originally fought the alien race called the Badoon. Those alien invaders conquered 31st Century Earth and killed all but around 54 million humans to use as slave labor. 

Over the years, the Guardians’ adventures came to involve time travel as superheroes from 20th Century Earth visited them in the future, like Captain America, the Thing, Sharon Carter, the Defenders and Thor. Eventually the G of the G moved to the 20th Century to fight their fugitive 31st Century foe Korvac alongside the Avengers.

Throughout it all, new Guardians members came along, like the woman Tarin, who ultimately became the President of Post-Liberation Earth of the future. Others were Starhawk, whose origin was later retconned to fit Starlord instead, and the woman Nikki, sole survivor of Earth’s Mercury colony in the 31st Century. Click HERE.

THE DEFENDERS

Debuted: December 1971

Comment: Dr. Strange, Sub-Mariner and the Hulk banded together to save the world from the menace of the Omegatron, which wielded both science AND sorcery. Back in 1971 Marvel’s only other superteams were the Fantastic Four, Avengers, X-Men and the Inhumans so Dr. Strange and other heroes periodically joined forces to combat threats to the Earth, the universe or the multiverse.

At first Marvel pushed the notion that the Defenders were a “non-team” that had no headquarters, held no meetings and kept the group’s existence a secret from the world at large. Additional heroes came and went, like the Silver Surfer, Clea, Valkyrie, Namorita, Hawkeye, Nighthawk, Power Man, Son of Satan, Daredevil and many, many more. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: FEB TWENTY-EIGHTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup.

DEMOCRAT PARTY RELEASES FAKED A.I. RECORDING USING THE VOICE OF TRUMP’S SON MAKING INFLAMMATORY REMARKS. Atrocious. Maybe next time they’ll try it with President Trump himself. And anti-Trump loons will believe every word of it given how ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable they’ve proven themselves to be.

MAYWEATHER PRAISES DONALD TRUMP AS THE “BEST PRESIDENT WE EVER HAD.”

CORRUPT FBI EMPLOYEES CONTINUE TO FIGHT ATTORNEY GENERAL BONDI BY REFUSING TO RELEASE MORE EPSTEIN FILES. Kash Patel steps in HERE. More HERE. And HERE.

MORE COVERUPS AT THE FBI (FUGGEDA BOUT INTEGRITY).

DEMOCRATS PERSECUTING TEEN GIRL WHO REFUSED TO PLAY AGAINST A TRANS OPPONENT.

FBI STILL HINDERING INVESTIGATION OF THE PA ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON TRUMP. America’s 3-letter agencies continue to be riddled with garbage. 

TWENTY ITEMS ABOUT FBI CORRUPTION.

TRUMP GETS UNPRECEDENTED INVITATION FOR A SECOND STATE VISIT TO THE U.K. After all, his first state visit there was marred by Meghan Markle sowing hostility toward Trump among the Royal Family.

DEMOCRATS GET CALLED OUT FOR LYING THAT MEDICAID WAS BEING CUT. Fear-mongering is all they have right now. Continue reading

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GENE HACKMAN R.I.P. – SOME OF HIS BEST 1970s ROLES

As we bid farewell to the incredibly talented Gene Hackman, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at some of my personal favorites from his lead performances in 1970s films, both well-known and obscure.

THE FRENCH CONNECTION (1971)

Role: Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle

Comment: I know, this is an obvious choice, but what can I say? Hackman was brilliant as this police detective based on the real-life Eddie Egan. Yes, I know the film heavily distorted the events of this true crime story but Gene was masterful in the role.

Without the benefit of screen idol looks Hackman carried this movie on sheer screen presence as the unorthodox, horny but dogged cop investigating a drug smuggling ring. Many films would try to recapture the grittiness of The French Connection and the charisma of Hackman’s Doyle but few succeeded.    Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: IN THE CLUTCH OF THE WAR-GOD (1911)

IN THE CLUTCH OF THE WAR-GOD (1911) – Written by Milo Milton Hastings and serialized in the July, August and September 1911 issues of Physical Culture magazine. 

The tale is set in the “far future” year 1958. Ethel Calvert, a young American woman, lives in Japan with her father, a grain magnate. The United States and Japan are on the verge of war and the author describes both nations as being “in the clutch of the war-god.”

In the fictional world of this story Japan has become so overpopulated that it has long since given over nearly all its land to housing rather than farming. That has made Japan dependent on other nations – mostly the United States – for food staples. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: 2025 POSTSEASON IS UNDERWAY

CROSSROADS LEAGUE TOURNAMENT

FIRST QUARTERFINAL – The number 1 seed – the GRACE COLLEGE LANCERS – took on the 8th seeded MT. VERNON NAZARENE UNIVERSITY COUGARS. By Halftime the Lancers were up 45-36, and after the break they left the Cougars further and further behind. In the end, Grace College won the game 83-64 led by Ian Scott with 23 points.

SECOND QUARTERFINAL – Up next the 2nd seeded BETHEL (IN) PILOTS (Riverboat Pilots) played the 7 seeds – the TAYLOR UNIVERSITY TROJANS. The Pilots got more of a fight than expected from Taylor U. and led them by just 39-35 at the Half. From there Bethel University squeezed out some more distance from the Trojans in their 77-69 victory. Trent Edwards tossed in 22 points to lead the Pilots. Continue reading

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FEB TWENTY-SIXTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

It is time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

REVEALED: FOUR AGENCIES BEGAN INVESTIGATIONS OF THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY WHILE JOE WAS IN OFFICE BUT WERE TOLD TO STAND DOWN. Joe Biden and his ilk embody everything people despise about America’s white-collar criminals in the political establishment.

MARLOW DISCUSSES THE THREE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS THAT THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY RECEIVED FROM RUSSIA WHILE PRETENDING TRUMP WAS GUILTY OF “RUSSIAN COLLUSION.” Yet unhinged anti-Trumpers still try their “Russia, Russia, Russia” lies.

BANK OF AMERICA FINALLY LISTENS TO PRESIDENT TRUMP AND AGREES TO STOP ITS RACIST POLICIES AND DISCRIMINATORY HIRING PRACTICES.

EXPOSED: PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTER DEMOCRAT NANCY PELOSI’S “VINEYARD” RECEIVED FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS FROM USAID. Still wondering how lifelong office-holders like Pelosi acquire hundreds of millions of dollars in net worth despite only making six-figure salaries? Plus there are Nancy’s insider trading scandals and her husband’s “government contracts.” 

FBI WHISTLEBLOWER REVEALS THAT SOME AGENTS ARE DESTROYING EVIDENCE OF THEIR WRONGDOING UNDER THE BIDEN REGIME. What once would have been a bombshell headline is now just part of even larger stories of government corruption. Other reports indicate agents have been destroying JFK files HERE.

INVESTIGATION OPENED INTO THE WAY THE BIDEN REGIME ABANDONED UNTOLD NUMBERS OF MIGRANT CHILDREN TO HUMAN TRAFFICKERS. Maybe the children lacked bribe money for Biden and his thugs or something.

ANOTHER REPORT ON HOW THE BIDEN REGIME AND ITS ALLIES FUNNELED MONEY INTO A SLUSH FUND. Continue reading

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN (1967) AND NIGHT FRIGHT (1967) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Richard (left) and Randy between takes on The Texas 27 Film Vault.

THE FORTIETH ANNIVERSARY YEAR OF THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT CONTINUES! On February 9th, 1985 this pre-MST3K bad movie show debuted and ran for a few years. When it went off the air Joe Bob’s Drive-In began airing from the same studio formerly used by T27FV.

This Dallas Double Feature originally aired: Saturday May 10th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 2:30am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma.

A behind the scenes photo of Laurie Savino, who held the rank of Mystery Clip Technician in the Film Vault Corps.

Film Vault Lore: Usually The Texas 27 Film Vault ran 2 1/2 hours, from 10:30pm to 1am, and would feature machine-gun toting Randy Clower and Richard Malmos presenting episodes of old Republic serials followed by a cult movie. 

        On this night Randy, Richard, Tex, Joe “The Hypnotic Eye” Riley, Laurie Savino and the rest of the Film Vault Corps (“the few … the proud … the sarcastic”) presented a special called The Dallas Double Feature. The episode dispensed with a serial and showed (and mocked) two films made in Texas, one by Larry Buchanan and the other by Russ Marker.

Tommy Kirk’s Greatest Moment

MARS NEEDS WOMEN (1967) – Texas’ Larry Buchanan is partially known for low-budget remakes of many AIP schlock films, from Zontar the Thing from Venus (a remake of It Conquered The World), to Attack of the the (sic) Eye Creatures (a remake of Invasion of the Saucermen) and others.

Mars Needs Women sports many scenes beloved by all of us bad movie geeks. Think of the army translating a message from space with the tech saying “Sir … the message reads three words … Mars … Needs … Women.”  Continue reading

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THE TELEVISION GHOST (1931-1933) – REALLY, REALLY FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

THE TELEVISION GHOST (1931-1933) – As astonishing at it may seem, there were actually some regularly televised programs on pioneering channels like W2XAB beginning in 1931. Comparatively few people actually had the mechanical television sets of that period when the whole enterprise was highly experimental. Newspaper listings offer most of what little information survives about the broadcasts.

All of the programs from the 1930s aired live and commercial-free. They ran just 15 to 30 minutes, used a one-camera setup and are lost forever. The Television Ghost was one of the longest running shows, lasting from August 17th, 1931 to February 15th, 1933. Horror anthology programs had appeal from the very beginning, it seems.

The Television Ghost ran 15 minutes and starred George Kelting as the Ghost with Bill Schudt as an announcer and narrator. The show’s Halloween Episode of 1931 was nicely hyped with a reference to some primitive television special effects magic.

At some point in 1933 Kelting was replaced as the Ghost for at least one episode by Artells Dickson.

The format was always the same – the Ghost hosted as the tale of an unfortunate dead person and how they met their horrific end were presented one-man show style. The Television Ghost was simulcast on the radio stations AM 970 and W2XE, so obviously the Ghost’s performances were mostly vocal since listeners would not be able to see him.  Continue reading

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