GARTER COLT (1968) SPAGHETTI WESTERN

This year the Frontierado Holiday falls on Friday, August 1st. That holiday is about the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality.

GARTER COLT (1968) – Previously, I reviewed the Spaghetti Western The Belle Starr Story, so this time I’m taking a look at this Italo-Western starring Nicoletta Machiavelli. She portrays Lulu “Garter” Colt, a gunslinging beauty who turns heads, breaks hearts and kicks butts all along the U.S.-Mexican Border.

In most Spaghetti Westerns women are around only to be slept with, assaulted and/or murdered, but a select few feature ladies who get to mow down no-good hombres with giddy abandon. One such woman is Garter Colt, who keeps her pistol stuffed into her garter belt, which provides the excuse to frequently flash a thigh while drawing her weapon.

And naturally the low-cut outfits worn by Lulu and supporting character Rosy (Marisa Solinas) allow for additional alluring shots.

Ms. Colt is a professional gambler, so the director also lets the camera linger near her cleavage as she earnestly contemplates her poker hand in assorted scenes.

Our story is set in 1867 as Mexican rebels are on the verge of overthrowing and executing Emperor Maximilian, the Austrian dictator imposed on them by Napoleon the Third while America was too busy with its Civil War to be able to enforce the Monroe Doctrine. Other Spaghetti Westerns, like the original Django and Indio Black depict the Emperor’s European troops as irredeemable bad guys but in this movie our lovely heroine falls in love with a French officer.  Continue reading

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JULY SIXTEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Here’s another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where the same crowd of cowardly self-aggrandizers are still pretending and play-acting at being some kind of “resistance” movement. LMAO. These slobbering psychopaths are gutless, violent and deluded little people who prey on the innocent while talking tough.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNBC CONTRIBUTOR PROMOTES MORE VIOLENCE BY CLAIMING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE WITHIN THEIR “RIGHTS” TO SHOOT IMMIGRATION OFFICERS. Insanity.

SCANDAL OVER BIDEN REGIME’S INVALID PARDONS DEEPENS. FAUCI PARDON LOOKS LESS LEGIT BY THE DAY.  Plus we still don’t know who was really making presidential decisions while the unfit Joe Biden was paraded before the cameras for years.

CALIFORNIA MARIJUANA FARM THAT WAS BUSTED FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND USING CHILD LABOR HAS A HISTORY OF DONATING TO DEMOCRATS. No surprise.  CHILD PREDATOR AMONG THOSE ARRESTED. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?   

PRESIDENT TRUMP LAUDED FOR BRINGING NINETY-TWO BILLION DOLLARS IN TECH AND ENERGY INVESTMENTS TO PENNSYLVANIA. More HERE. Other Democrat and Republican administrations never made the effort and dismissed such efforts as impossible. 

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON PRAISES TRUMP’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW HE HAS PROVEN THE NAYSAYERS WRONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN. He also said President Trump has accomplished more in these first six months of his second term than most presidents accomplish in four years.

DEMOCRAT ADAM SCHIFF BEING INVESTIGATED FOR MORTGAGE FRAUD. Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.

ECONOMIST BRIAN WESBURY LAYS OUT HOW PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NOT ONLY CUT INFLATION BUT HAS REDUCED THE DEFICIT WITH HIS POLICIES AND LEGISLATIVE PACKAGE.   NO INFLATION IN JUNE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP STANDS BY PROTECTING FUNDS TO CONTINUE FIGHTING AIDS. A president for everybody, no matter how much flack he catches for it. Continue reading

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MABEL NORMAND’S BEST SILENT COMEDIES (1916-1920)

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog examined the 1910-1915 silent films of pioneering comedienne Mabel Normand. This time around I’m taking a look at her 1916-1920 work.

FATTY AND MABEL ADRIFT (1916) – This 34-minute film is not only one of the most popular shorts teaming Mabel with fellow comedy legend Fatty Arbuckle but it’s one of the most popular silent comedies ever. When Fatty wins Mabel’s hand in marriage his jealous rival (Al St. John) sabotages their honeymoon cottage by the sea.

The cottage drifts further and further out to sea and is gradually sinking, prompting some comedy set pieces from our stars as they struggle to survive. They send their dog Fido to shore with a plea for help attached to his collar and get rescued by a tycoon on his yacht. The villain gets his.  Continue reading

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THE DOUBLE DAGGERS (1877) THE SECOND DEADWOOD DICK DIME NOVEL

This year the Frontierado Holiday hits on Friday, August 1st. As always, the event celebrates the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Last year I reviewed the very first Deadwood Dick Dime Novel, so this year I’m tackling the second.

WHO IS DEADWOOD DICK? For newbies to Dime Novels of the American West, let me recap. This character, whose name is practically synonymous with Dime Novels, was created in 1877 by prolific writer Edward L. Wheeler, who also created various FEMALE Dime Novel figures that I’ve reviewed in the past, like Hurricane Nell, the Denver DollBaltimore Bess and Cinnamon Chip.

As his name implies, the masked Deadwood Dick operated in and around Deadwood and the Black Hills region. He was a notorious outlaw/ road agent who led a band of masked followers in assorted robberies. Deadwood Dick was embedded in the American consciousness decades before Zorro, who didn’t debut until 1919, and the Lone Ranger, who came along in the 1930s.

THE DOUBLE DAGGERS or DEADWOOD DICK’S DEFIANCE (December 21st, 1877) – This hero’s tales were republished over and over again into the early 20th Century, so readers will encounter references to this book supposedly being published years later than this.

As this story begins, it is a few months after the conclusion of Deadwood Dick’s previous 1877 adventure. Our masked bandit and his gang continue to plunder gold shipments, stagecoach cargoes and mine payrolls throughout the busy Black Hills goldfields, then fade into the landscape.

Traditional lawmen and even the U.S. Cavalry failed to curtail Deadwood Dick’s prairie pirate/ Robin Hood escapades last time around. Now, however, a deadly outfit of specialists called the Deadwood Regulators have been leaning on outlaw activity in the Black Hills. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: JULY FOURTEENTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup. Yesterday was the one-year anniversary of President Donald Trump surviving the first of his deranged enemies’ attempts to assassinate him. Democrat media outlets covered it this way.

*** NEW! JOE BIDEN ADMITS HE DID NOT APPROVE MANY OF THE NAMES PARDONED VIA AUTOPEN. Much bigger scandal than the irrational accusations being thrown at Trump right now.

TRUMP POLICIES DELIVER BUDGET SURPLUS.

AMERICAN ECONOMIC OPTIMISM HITS HIGHEST LEVELS IN YEARS. What a difference an actual president can make.

DEMOCRAT LIES ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S TARIFFS GO DOWN IN FLAMES … AGAIN.

DEMOCRAT MAYOR BASS ANNOUNCES CASH GIVEAWAY TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN LOS ANGELES. The Party has made their slogan “Illegal immigrants uber alles” into a pure exercise in spite now.

DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM DEBUNKS ADDITIONAL DEMOCRAT LIES ABOUT THE TEXAS FLOODING. More HERE. And HERE.

SENATOR KENNEDY BASHES DISGRACED FORMER CIA HEAD JOHN “THE MAN FROM S.C.U.M.” BRENNAN FOR HIS CORRUPTION. More HERE. Also, remember how Brennan had to resign years ago following the scandal about his spy antics against congress itself?

TRUMP EFFECT: JOBS GAINS ARE GOING TO CITIZENS AND WAGE GAINS ARE OUTPACING INFLATION. More HERE. And HERE. Donald Trump remains the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

EVEN THE DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET THE NEW YORK TIMES FINALLY ADMITS TRUMP WAS NOT WRONG ABOUT THE TREN DE ARAGUA ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT GANG TAKEOVER OF APARTMENT COMPLEX IN COLORADO. And as we’ve seen over the past ten years, whatever they are claiming Trump is wrong about today they’ll eventually admit he was right about. All that changes is the amount of time it takes them to admit it. Continue reading

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LAKE-SUMTER STATE: COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM

Tired of college sports teams called Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs or Wildcats? Here’s another institution whose teams sport a more creative name.

LAKE-SUMTER STATE Continue reading

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FRONTIER MARSHAL (1939) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

For some laughs this Frontierado Season, here’s the worst and weirdest version of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and the Gunfight at the OK Corral.

A movie guaranteed to contain absolutely NO accurate information.

Before MST3K we had The Texas 27 Film Vault! Before Joel and Mike we had Randy and Richard! Before Pearl and Kinga we had Laurie Savino! 

Welcome to a special Frontierado Edition of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at this neglected cult show which ran from 1985-1987, making this its FORTIETH anniversary year. 

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: Saturday, October 25th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00 am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma. 

OPENING SERIAL: An episode of Mysterious Doctor Satan (1940).

THE MOVIE: Frontier Marshal, directed by Allan Dwan, has a well-deserved reputation as the worst and weirdest cinematic depiction of the events leading up to the Gunfight at the OK Corral. Randolph Scott turns in his usual bland performance as Wyatt Earp with Cesar Romero as a very unlikely Doc Holliday.

Wyatt and Doc trying to cut the rear projection screen off at the pass.

As usual Doc steals the show from the hopelessly dull and straight-arrow Wyatt. Ward Bond shows up as a cowardly lawman, Lon Chaney, Jr plays one of Curly Bill Brocius’ thugs and Balladeer’s Blog’s old friend John Carradine is the movie’s main villain … Carter. No, not Clanton or even McLaurey but “Carter”.

Here’s just some of the hilariously distorted bits from this Parallel Universe version of the events in Tombstsone, Arizona: Continue reading

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THE DEFENDERS: THEIR FIRST ELEVEN ADVENTURES

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the first eleven stories of Marvel’s Defenders.

MARVEL FEATURE Vol 1 #1 (December 1971)

Title: The Day of the Defenders

Villain: The Omegatron

Defenders Roster: Doctor Strange (Stephen Strange, MD), the Hulk (Bruce Banner, PhD) and the Sub-Mariner (Prince Namor McKenzie)

Comment: The Defenders were originally far different from the mere “street level” heroics that fans of Marvel Television adaptations associate with the team’s name. In 1971 Marvel had just one Avengers team in addition to the Fantastic Four and the X-Men. The Defenders often fought to save the entire world or even the entire universe or multiverse.

Doctor Strange and the Hulk had been around since the 1960s. The Sub-Mariner was introduced in 1939 (so BEFORE Aquaman), back when Marvel Comics was called Timely Comics.

Synopsis: The evil scientist Yandroth, an old one-off foe of Dr Strange, has been spending his years since his defeat at Strange’s hands mastering sorcery as thoroughly as he had previously mastered science. He is on his death bed after having devised a scheme to ensure that the world will be destroyed shortly after he dies. Continue reading

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JULY ELEVENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does another current events roundup from an America where anti-Trump loons continue to prove that they make absolutely NO effort to determine if their insane claims about him are true

        For just one example, they’re still hysterically blaming things on Trump budget cuts THAT HAVEN’T EVEN GONE INTO EFFECT YET.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PEDOPHILE RING BUSTED BY ICE IN MINNEAPOLIS. Democrats, who like to pretend such rings don’t exist, are outraged, of course. If they had their way the ring would still be in operation. Right, Governor Walz? 

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS CLAIMING THAT THE THAI AND LAOTIAN-RUN RING IN MINNEAPOLIS JUST HAD A “CULTURAL MISUNDERSTANDING.” Democrats, can you ONCE side with victims of crime instead of the perpetrators? 

EVEN DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CNN NOW ADMITTING THAT THERE IS NO BASIS FOR BLAMING PRESIDENT TRUMP REGARDING THE TEXAS FLOODING. Same old anti-Trump tactics – hysterical shrieking followed days later by quiet corrections.

ICE RAIDS CALIFORNIA MARIJUANA FARM ON DRUG, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT AND CHILD LABOR VIOLATIONS. More about the children being used HERE. Needless to say, Democrat Governor Newsome defended those arrested and called Trump “real scum” for the raid. Unreal.

PRESIDENT TRUMP MOVES TO PROTECT FORTY BILLION DOLLARS IN TAXPAYER FUNDED BENEFITS PROGRAMS FROM ILLEGAL USE BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Financially comfortable Democrats who don’t need to rely on those benefits like the working class and the poor do are, of course, upset. Continue reading

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CASEY JONES (1957-1958) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

CASEY JONES (1957-1958) – Alan Hale, in his pre-Gilligan’s Island years, starred as the legendary train engineer John Luther “Casey” Jones in this series that’s not only appropriate for Frontierado season but makes for a nice watch with the whole family all year ’round. (It never depicted the incident in which the real Casey Jones died.)   

The show lasted 32 half-hour episodes and was set in Tennessee as Casey worked his steam engine the Cannonball Express (just Cannonball in real life) westward and back during the 1890s. Child actor Bobby Clark played our hero’s son Casey, Jr. while Mary Lawrence was Casey’s wife Alice. Eddy Waller portrayed Conductor “Red Rock” Smith.

Dub Taylor played Engine Fireman Wallie Sims, a composite character based on two of Casey Jones’ fellow employees, both of them African Americans – Fireman Sim Webb and Wallie Saunders, who wrote the words to the first version of The Ballad of Casey Jones.    Continue reading

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