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ROB REINER THINKS UNEDUCATED PEOPLE SHOULD SUPPORT HILLARY, BUT MANY ALREADY DO

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Pompous snob Rob Reiner, a white child of privilege.

Rob Reiner is once again claiming that people who don’t agree with every single one of his political views are stupid. He called Trump supporters “uneducated” and (yaaawn) racist. (Then why do so many black people openly support Trump, Rob?)

I don’t belong to either the Democratic Party (DemCorp) or the Republican Party (RepubCorp) so, especially for readers from other countries I can provide an objective look at this type of repulsive snobbery. 

*** America’s Democrats are very pretentious and very insecure people who call everyone who disagrees with them on ANY subject names like “uneducated” or (yaaawn) “racist.” Here are two quick examples of American Democrat hypocrisy on this:

(1) George Clooney dropped out of college but because he spouts nothing but what the Democrats want him to say they don’t label him “uneducated.” If he spouted opinions that American Democrats disagreed with they would label him an “uneducated white male.”

(2) Susan Sarandon never finished high school but because she tends to spout nothing but what the Democrats want her to say they didn’t label her “uneducated” … until she thought for herself by preferring Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton. Suddenly, Sarandon went from “autodidact” (the condescending term American Liberals use for the COUNTLESS actors and singers who share their political opinions but never finished high school and/or college) to “uneducated” virtually overnight with the pompous snobs of the American Left.  

Most adults come to realize that length of education is no true indicator of intelligence. American Liberals – ESPECIALLY 1960s Liberals like Rob Reiner – never mature enough to accept that. Their insecurity about their own intellectual capacity is demonstrated every time large numbers of their fellow human beings express ideas that they personally don’t agree with.

When American Liberals call people “uneducated” it’s the equivalent of children calling each other “poopoo heads”or similar expressions of frustration. After all, it was “educated” people like George W Bush who brought us the Iraq War. (Yet oddly, many of Trump’s supposedly “uneducated” supporters disapproved of that war.) It was “educated” people who brought us the financial crises of the previous decade. “Educated” politicians in Europe gave us the current immigration crisis.  

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Rob Reiner’s “education” prepared him for the career of being born to a rich white celebrity father, Carl Reiner.

And in Rob Reiner’s case he apparently feels his “education” prepared him to make the decision to be born to an ALREADY FAMOUS FATHER WHO GOT HIM JOBS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. An industry, I’ll point out again, that is loaded with plenty of people who never completed formal education. (I wonder how those people feel knowing that their colleague Rob considers them “uneducated.” Oh, yeah, they probably agree with his political views, so he’ll call them “autodidacts” … until they disagree with him about something.)

And by the way, Rob Reiner, many of the people you consider to be “educated” would dismiss your views on ANY subject, labeling you a fat, bald, cisgendered white male child of privilege. And even the most “uneducated” people you hate would know better than to publicly wallow in self-pity about having a small penis, the way you did in your Playboy interview in the 1980s. (Isn’t the internet wonderful, Meathead?) Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON FALLS TO PIECES

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“LOOK, I MADE PROMISES TO CERTAIN PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND IF I DON’T GET ELECTED I CAN’T MAKE GOOD ON THOSE PROMISES! WHAT DON’T YOU PEASANTS UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!” (Coughs omitted for clarity)

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BALLADEER’S TV LISTINGS: TONIGHT’S PROGRAMS

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One percenter Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN AS MIGHTY MOUSE (children) – The diminutive rich pig makes a public fool of himself once again, this time by performing in a live action version of the old cartoon show Mighty Mouse.

Tonight’s episode was even written by Cuban, a former Keebler elf, and is titled Big Money, Little Manhood. Supposedly it’s semi-autobiographical.    Continue reading

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HILLARY: OBAMA AND I HAVE THE WORKING CLASS ON THE ROPES – PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!

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                                   If Jill Stein or Donald Trump kept dodging the media because of health problems we would hear about it around the clock.

Financially comfortable American Liberals are as callous and snobbish toward the working class as are bloated rich pig Conservatives like the Bush family. That’s why many of them support Hillary Clinton, one of those Democrats who crush the working poor while constructing phony halos over their own heads.

In a nonexistent press conference today – since it’s OVER TWO-HUNDRED SEVENTY DAYS since this repulsive crook was subjected to a real press conference – Hillary expanded on this:

“Barack Obama has done so much to damage America’s working class that it’s VITAL you peasants elect me to finish his work! The vermin who have to work for a living must threaten this nation no longer!

“If you’re black … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! If you’re a woman … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! We MUST vote to stop the notion that a nation’s voters have ANY say in the running of that nation!” Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: THE G20 LAUGHINGSTOCK

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At least Michelle and the kids think I’m a passable president.

Barack Obama is often called weak, inept and crooked. He’s proven that he is a horrible public speaker when he doesn’t have the crutch of a teleprompter. His actions have been struck down as unconstitutional by the Supreme Court MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT. His policies have caused widespread pain and suffering for the working class and the poor.

In other words this piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics deserved every bit of snubbing and insulting he got from the real world leaders at the G20 summit in China. The refusal to give Obama the dignified greeting that the real world leaders received, the unflattering descriptions of Obama that the real world leaders gave to the media, all of it. Continue reading

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I DON’T CARE ABOUT NATIONAL ANTHEMS OR FLAGS

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that I feel that the old Liberal vs Conservative paradigm is hopelessly outdated. I also feel that national anthems, flags and pledges of allegiance are silly anachronisms.  

That means I don’t care if athletes stand or sit or play with themselves during the national anthem of the U.S. or ANY country. This entire situation highlights the usual hypocrisy of Liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives huff and puff indignantly at athletes protesting the Star Spangled Banner but would no doubt consider it “legitimate protest” to sit out the national anthem of countries on hostile terms with the U.S.

American Liberals, meanwhile, practically orgasm at the thought of people sitting out the United States’ national anthem but would no doubt froth at the mouth if Americans refused to stand for the national anthem of, say, Mexico or other countries. Continue reading

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ISLAM ATTACKS! (2016)

Mars Attacks 2What’s Up, Muhammad could have worked as an alternate title of this film, which revives the grand old tradition of overdubbing a movie’s existing dialogue with comical new dialogue. What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966), Woody Allen’s overdubbing of a Japanese spy movie to make it a battle over an egg salad recipe, is still the best known of these ventures.

It was far from the first, however, and was preceded by Fractured Flickers (1963), a weekly television show in which celebrities would dub improvised comedic dialogue into old silent movies. Much later Mad Movies (1985) would feature its comedy talent from the L.A. Connection overdubbing movies from the 30s, 40s and 50s.

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Or, as the film makes it, “Nothing to do with Islam, Nothing to do with Islam, Nothing to do with Islam …”

Not even serials were exempt from such treatment, with my favorite example being Firesign Theater’s production Hot Shorts (1984) featuring items like Sperm Bank Bandits in which the comedy team inserted comical dialogue into old serials like Canadian Mounties vs Atomic Invaders.

Other prime instances of overdubbing include What’s Up, Hideous Sun Demon (1983) with Jay Leno and other celebrities editing comical dialogue into the classically bad monster movie The Hideous Sun Demon and A Man Called … Rainbo (1990) in which the early Sylvester Stallone movie No Place to Hide was overdubbed to make it a comedic sendup of Sly’s Rambo movies. Even the original Night of the Living Dead has been given this treatment.    

Mars Attacks 3Enough background information! Islam Attacks features the Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks being overdubbed with hilariously dark comedy material which makes the story a look at the Western World’s weak and inept response to Muslim fanatics. The large heads of the Martian invaders are altered by CGI making them look like turbans in just one example of this film’s audacious attitude.    

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Art by Loston Wallace

If you recall, Burton’s Mars Attacks featured the government hilariously refusing to think the Martians had hostile intentions no matter how many acts of violence they committed. The Martians would even be shooting people to death while robotically saying “We come in peace.” Islam Attacks does just what you’d hope for and plays up how contemporary governments keep trying to downplay any hostile intentions from Islamist groups and shows them blasting people to death while saying “We are a religion of peace” over and over. Continue reading

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AMERICAN COMEDIANS: INSULTING BEGGARS TO MAKE KINGS LAUGH

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Brown nose ON … Brown nose OFF: Jonathan Stewart – who STILL refuses to donate more to charity –  embodied comedic gutlessness by coordinating with the current administration to make sure he never offended them. That’s called being a propogandist and a panderer, not a comedian.

Comedy is at its best when it is irreverent. The more powerful the object of ridicule the richer the laughs. There’s an old saying about a comedian being so supportive of the world’s underdogs that “He’d insult a king to make a beggar laugh.”

American comedians have become such spineless panderers that they’ve lost any real edginess and especially any desire to be on the side of the underdogs. That would be, like, SO not cool, dude! Today American comedians would much rather insult beggars to make kings laugh.

These Court Jesters of the rich and powerful flaunt a deep disdain for the working class and the unfortunate. America’s comic performers of today sneeringly dismiss the working class and the poverty-stricken as “stupid” or “uneducated” the same way bloated rich pig Republicans dismiss the working class and the poverty-stricken as “lazy.” 

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*** *** *** **  Know what the exact opposite of an irreverant comedian would be? Jonathan Stewart. He took shots at ONLY the safest targets of the moment. Grow a pair and get back to us, worm.

 

The Jonathan Stewarts and Samantha Bees of the world would never be caught dead siding with the “ignorant hicks” who aren’t rich or don’t hold positions in their political party. The poor and the unfortunate are there to be ridiculed for the amusement of the ruling class and for the career advancement of those court jesters.  

Genuine satirical comedy follows the path of MOST resistance, but the current worms who play at comedy would rather side with the rich and powerful against the disadvantaged. These pompous pricks are about as “daring” as a bully ridiculing the nearest fat person or someone missing a limb. And ALL to put smiles on the faces of elitist jackasses.

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One percenter Jonathan Stewart always sided with Obama – the most powerful man in the world – against the working class victims of Obama’s policies. What a guy!

Jonathan Stewart was so much of a lackey for the Democratic Party he used to meet regularly in the White House with Obama to make sure his humor was Government  Approved. How courageous! Bill Maher ridiculed the elderly veterans of what Brokaw called “the greatest generation” when their infirm bodies and aged minds hindered them from circumventing the barriers put up at war memorials during the government shutdown in 2013. Oh, if only one of them had fallen down and broken a hip! Such hilarity, right Bill? Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON, THE KKK AND CITIZEN KANE

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Hillary with Democrat Ku Klux Klansman Robert Byrd. Yet she lectures US about racism.

Hillary Clinton continues her historic attempt to be the first organized crime leader to become president. Since I’m an Independent Voter I can objectively point out a few things that need emphasized right now. 

*** HILLARY IS IN NO POSITION TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE RACISTS – Hillary, like so many Democrats, was close to Klansmen. Senator Robert Byrd – a Democrat – was the last known major federal politician to have been a high-ranking member of the Ku Klux Klan hate group.

Clinton referred to Byrd as her mentor on many occasions. In the Arkansas political milieu in which her career started she doubtless interacted with plenty more KKK members. Also knowingly.

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

*** THE DEMOCRATS WERE THE PARTY OF SLAVERY, JIM CROW AND THE KU KLUX KLAN – As I’ve mentioned in the past, Americans are fools for letting DEMOCRATS of all people browbeat them about slavery. Hillary Clinton, like all Democrats, tries to act like their party is free to put its ties to slavery behind them, but Americans as a whole still bear some absurd collective guilt over it.

Nope, Democrats, YOU are the organization that perpetuated slavery and continued harassing African-Americans for a century AFTER slavery was abolished here. If YOU can just say “Well, that was long ago. We’re better people now” then so can the rest of us. Especially Americans whose families weren’t even LIVING HERE during the slavery era. 

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Hillary Clinton trying to imitate the way human beings smile.

*** THE CORPORATE MEDIA’s obsession with trying to force the public to like the execrable Hillary Clinton has reached insane levels. Comically enough, it puts me in mind of the movie Citizen Kane, in particular the portion when Charles Foster Kane uses his media empire to try to force the public to pretend his wife Susan Alexander Kane is a talented opera singer.   

It’s all meant as a counterpoint to the earlier scene in which an increasingly authoritarian Kane tells his original wife that people will think … “What I TELL them to think!” The ugly cockroaches of the American media apparently feel this same way. However, the fictional Susan Alexander Kane was a horrible singer and Hillary Clinton is a repellant human being. Hillary’s media allies are left like Charles Foster Kane – loudly clapping alone in the dark.    Continue reading

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MUSLIM ATROCITIES: THE LATEST

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The Muslim World continues to wallow in heinous behavior that the Western World moved on from long ago. Islam means slavery, misogyny, homophobia, oppression of religious minorities, mass rape, mass killing and a relentless assault on the civil rights of non-Muslims. Here are just a FEW of the latest blood-soaked actions from the religion which has been retarding the rest of the world’s social progress for centuries.

August 13th: Beni, Democratic Republic of the Congo – SEVENTY-FIVE innocent people are hacked to death with machetes by the local franchise in the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine. Obama and Hillary Clinton no doubt blamed gun-owners in America.

August 21st: Galkayo, Somalia – Islamofascist suicide bombers killed 23 innocent people and injured over 30 more.

August 18th: Sirte, Libya – Operatives of the Islamic State (Obamastan), spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq, killed 19 innocent people and injured over EIGHTY more. 

Islam blood on swordAugust 20th: Kuruburu, Nigeria – Muslim fanatics gunned 10 innocent people to death, injured 13 more and abducted roughly a dozen women. Hey, maybe Michelle Obama can do a selfie with another worthless “Bring Back Our Girls” hashtag. 

August 12th: Chanchur, India – Muslim fascists opened fire on a store, killing 2 innocent people and injuring 3 more. REMEMBER: Decades ago Muslims claimed that they would stop killing people in India as long as Pakistan was officially designated as its own state for Muslims. It was, of course, but Muslims have STILL not stopped the violence. THIS IS ALWAYS ISLAM’S PATTERN OVER THE DECADES  –

a) Use violence to force political, social, territorial and religious concessions from non-Muslims, promising to end the violence when those concessions are granted.

b) After the concessions are granted, refuse to stop the violence anyway. Repeat the process indefinitely. Plus in the 21st Century Muslims can count on the Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who pretend to be Liberals to provide PR aide by siding ONLY with Muslims who hate the Western World.

August 13th: Poonch, India – Muslim fascists bombed a Hindu market, leaving 12 casualties. (Plenty more Muslim attacks in India below) Continue reading

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