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2016’s BEST BLOG POSTS UPSETTING LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

Liberals conservativesHere at Balladeer’s Blog I hear from Conservatives who accuse me of being a Liberal and Liberals who accuse me of being a Conservative. I always point out that I think those labels are outdated and increasingly meaningless.

Anyway here are the top blog posts from this year that upset self-described Liberals and Conservatives. 

*** UPSET BOTH SIDES ***  

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND ART: HERE

THE MOST REPULSIVE LIBERALS & CONSERVATIVES: HERE

GALLUP: AMERICANS REJECTING BOTH PARTIES: HERE

LEAP DAY MILESTONES: HERE

TO THE 4th POWER: HERE Continue reading

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PAUL KRUGMAN COLOGNE: BALLADEER’S GIFT BAG

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*** *** *** *** *** Paul Krugman Cologne: THESE will be the only pussies you grab while wearing it.

Previously Balladeer’s Gift Bag presented Tommy Wiseau’s series of Audiobooks. This time around I’m taking a look at Paul Krugman’s litter-box scented cologne.

In fact, Litterbox was originally going to be the name of the product but Krugman’s corporate overlord backer Carlos Slim ordered him to change it to Fanfic, since Paul Krugman is best known for writing fan fiction for Democrats (aka DemCorp).

The cologne also comes in cat-urine scent as well, just to capture the feel of reading one of Krugman’s pieces. Continue reading

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TRUE OR FALSE NEWS QUIZ

Each one of the following stories is either True or False. 

bill-gatesONE: BILL GATES COMPARED DONALD TRUMP TO JOHN F KENNEDY. True. Click HERE   

TWO: CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON ROBBED A CONVENIENCE STORE AND – AFTER A SIX-HOUR STANDOFF WITH THE POLICE – SHE STILL WASN’T PRESIDENT. True, plus her hostages all took their own lives to get away from that shrill crook. 

THREE: DONALD TRUMP REVEALED HE IS ACTUALLY A VERY BASHFUL MAN WHO CAN’T STAND ATTENTION. False, he is actually an elderly Norwegian woman who LOVES attention.   

jim-brownFOUR: FOOTBALL LEGEND AND MAN’S MAN JIM BROWN SAYS HE “FELL IN LOVE” WITH TRUMP AFTER MEETING HIM. True,  click HERE  

FIVE: THE DEMOCRATS’ CONGRESSIONAL CAUCUS OFFICIALLY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO “THE KU KLUX KAUKUS.” False, but they HAVE changed their Party name’s spelling to “DemoKKKrats.”  Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT CRIMINALS: CHAKA FATTAH

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… *** *** *** *** ***     Is Mr Fattah the Democrats’ 2020 Presidential nominee?

Ah, those Democrats! They love to act like they are THE moral models for everyone else in the world. Disgraced Democrat Representative Chaka Fattah – living up to the grand standards of the Party of Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton – has been sentenced to TEN YEARS IN FEDERAL PRISON for bribery, for stealing campaign contributions, for stealing charitable donations, and for stealing federal grant money, all to finance his own Democrat-model lifestyle.

democratic party donkeyI THINK THE DEMOCRATS HAVE FOUND THEIR 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! Nobody will ever match the criminal career of the Hillarytron or get as many cops killed as Obama has, but hey! There is obviously a great farm system in the Party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan, the Spoils System, Tammany Hall, Jim Crow, making police Public Enemy Number One, vote fraud, Cities of Illegal Immigrants and making death threats against members of the Electoral College! Democrats are so innovative!

C’mon, Democrats! Lecture the rest of us some more in that sickeningly sanctimonious way that you love to do!  

On the Republican side: Continue reading

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OBAMA LIES AGAIN, CLAIMING THERE’VE BEEN NO MUSLIM TERROR ATTACKS DURING HIS PRESIDENCY

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Obama consulting with his speech writers.

And this piece of garbage has the nerve to talk about “Fake News?” At what point does somebody do an intervention with this deluded fool? Yes, Barry, we know you always tried to mislabel Muslim terror attacks on U.S. soil as “workplace violence” or “toxic American gun culture” and all the other excuses you’ve used but I doubt if even Paul Krugman believes THIS particular lie.

Fort Hood, the Boston Marathon Muslim Massacre, the Muslim fanatic gunning down gay people in Florida earlier this year, last December’s Muslim slaughter at an office party, and many others, right on up through the recent Ohio State Muslim loon there have been PLENTY of Muslim terror attacks on U.S. soil under this weak, inept and crooked little man. Continue reading

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AMERICAN MEDIA: SOME ADMIT THEIR TRUMP MISTAKES, OTHERS DOUBLE-DOWN

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Media bias rages unabated

Some elements of America’s hilariously biased Corporate Media have shown some integrity by pondering the way their prejudices and snobbery blinded them to the Donald “Agent Orange” Trump victory. Others apparently think they didn’t go far ENOUGH in their snobbery, hatemongering and lying to cover up Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton’s countless crimes and conflicts of interest.

And you have to laugh at the biased media’s new obsession which has them insisting that “Fake News” is ANYTHING that puts the Democrats in a bad light. 

*** THE WASHINGTON POST ran this story about the study by Harvard (no friends of anyone outside the Democrats) regarding the 10-1 media bias AGAINST Trump. CLICK HERE 

*** TIME/ WARNER CEO admitted the Democrats are a bigger threat to the First Amendment and Press Freedom than Trump ever was. CLICK HERE 

*** THE JACKSON PRESS ran this item on the media’s obsession with praising Left-Wing Dictators and expressing contempt for the working poor. CLICK HERE 

*** AND A REMINDER about how the American Media ignored black support for Trump – CLICK HERE Continue reading

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ANOTHER INSIDER WRITES ABOUT THE CLOSED MINDS OF U.S. COLLEGE “TEACHERS”

aaaa-quoteFor a nice change of pace here is another article by yet ANOTHER figure from America’s close-minded “academic” (LMFAO) world pointing out how pompous Left-Wing Archie Bunkers have distorted the world of higher education.

Frederick deBoer, a PhD, wrote about the kind of political intolerance I’ve covered plenty in the past. (Like at my examination of the Ancient Greek Comedy The Birds – FOUND HERE  )

This brave freethinker’s article about “liberal” bigotry has the wonderful title Condescending, Certain and Incoherent. As always with this topic, the more Left-Wing Archie Bunkers you happen to know in the “educational” field the funnier you’ll find it -CLICK HERE

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BARACK OBAMA’S DELUSIONS

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United States President Barack Obama

The weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama has been hard at work struggling to rewrite the history of his eight disastrous years in office by outrightly lying. People like Paul Krugman, who specializes in Barack Obama fan fiction, will no doubt repeat all of Obama’s tall tales as if they’re the truth. 

Anyway, in the spirit of Barack Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that worst of all presidents will probably try to take credit for.  

** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.

** Discovering penicillin.

** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)

** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of racial progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”

** Composing a song called Hail to the THIEF to be played whenever Hillary Clinton entered the room. 

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Hillary – Blue, Trump – Red

** Reducing his own political party – the Democrats – to isolated bands of pompous snobs and professional hatemongers scattered around the country. (Okay, that one’s the truth.) 

** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?”

** Writing Gone With The Wind, The Godfather and Space Raptor Butt Invasion. Continue reading

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IF OBAMA HANDLED PEARL HARBOR …

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Obama at his most presidential

Balladeer’s Blog is still the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. When innocent people get killed by Muslim terrorists Barack Obama’s response is to lecture the nation whose diverse people elected him twice about what disgusting bigots he and his fellow pompous asses consider Americans to be. This weak and pathetic little man even says “ISIL” instead of “ISIS” just to grovel for Muslim fanatics who prefer the acronym “ISIL”.  

Obama’s creation of the Islamic State through his premature withdrawal from Iraq and his general “masochism as foreign policy” approach inspired this look at how this worst of all presidents might have handled the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. 

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The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

For starters Barack “Eddie Haskell” Obama would have claimed the attack was “Fake News” and would have been too busy with golfing, fundraisers and tentative spin doctoring to even address the nation until sometime around January 24th, 1942. And that’s being optimistic. 

” My fellow Americans, I speak to you today as a special guest on the Fibber McGee and Molly radio show. I am addressing you this evening about the recent incident in which America’s usual imperial and dictatorial behavior provoked the innocent nation of Japan, home of Shinto, the Religion of Peace, to act in their own defense by conducting a few military exercises in the Hawaiian Islands. Continue reading

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THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY: AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY

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I’m an atheist but I love exploring the mythology behind the world’s various belief systems. American Liberalism has regressed into a faith-based belief system that’s every bit as irrational as any other religion, but since American Liberals – or “Liberal Fundamentalists” – are such pompous, hypocritical and close-minded fools it’s A LOT of fun to describe their myths as sarcastically as possible.

THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY – The American Liberal version of an afterlife. American Liberals strive to live their lives in such a way that people every bit as pretentious and snobbish as they are will sit around in the future sipping wine and pompously expressing approval of the worldview and political opinions that today’s Liberal Fundamentalists held while alive.

This notion of an afterlife is every bit as flawed and fantastic as any other religion’s tales about what happens after human beings die. No one alive today knows how the people of the future will feel about any of us or about our worldview.

SnobIf anything history has shown that people – ESPECIALLY the self-congratulatory asses called Liberals – take great delight in loudly and repeatedly condemning people of the past for (GASP) having opinions that differ from their own. It takes no courage and little effort to put on an air of moral superiority toward long-dead human beings.

That being said it’s more likely that American Liberals of the future will look down on even the most self-consciously “progressive” Puritans of today as hopelessly misguided or simply ignorant. Those future Liberal Fundamentalists very well may just sit around sipping wine and reassuring each other that they are morally superior to every Liberal of this era for not having THE EXACT SAME opinions as they do regarding race, gender, etc . Exactly like pompous Liberal Fundamentalists of today do with people of the past. 

The obsessive conformity, status-anxiety and insecurities of American Liberals prevent them from questioning their faith and thereby realizing that their own condemnation of figures from long ago is every bit as much of a shallow, meaningless pose as the attitude that may be shown by Liberal Fundamentalists of the future. FOR MY LOOK AT THE DEITIES OF AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY CLICK HERE   

OR IF YOU PREFER: Continue reading

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