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I am passionately interested in college sports, ancient Greek comedies, bad/weird movies, mythology, the American Revolution, Puck Magazine, World War I, U.S. Presidential history, silent movies, the English Civil War, epic, lyric and comic poetry, U.S. Supreme Court history, the Revolutions of 1848, the Philippine War and old pulp heroes like The Moon Man, Pilot G8, Silver John and The Rio Kid.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY WITH MINNIE’S BOYS (1970) THE NEGLECTED MARX BROTHERS STAGE SHOW

MINNIE’S BOYS (1970) – HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! This year Balladeer’s Blog looks at the musical comedy Minnie’s Boys, about Minnie Marx, the mother – and show-biz manager – of the five Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo and Gummo). Actors portraying her sons co-starred and conjured up the kind of hilarious chaos you’d expect.

If you removed all the songs, the show would still hold up as a show business biopic done in the style of a 1930s Marx Brothers movie. Some snobbish critics seemed bothered by the lack of a straightforward approach, but I think they were being silly.

Let’s face it, trying to do a straight drama about the most anarchic comedians since Edward Lear and Eugene Ionesco would have been foolish, even if their mother is the lead character, not them. The storyline in Minnie’s Boys takes Minnie and her sons from their teenage years in vaudeville to their achievement of stardom.

The broad strokes of the story are reasonably close to reality but obviously to keep the boys in character enormous liberties are taken along the way. Groucho Marx’s son Arthur was a co-writer and his father served as a consultant. Sadly, when it came down to a choice between Totie Fields and Shelley Winters, Groucho rejected Fields and pushed for the big-name star Winters.    Continue reading →

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ARKON AND XEMU VS THE FANTASTIC FOUR AND THE INHUMANS

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog will look at 6 issues in a row from a memorable Fantastic 4 run.

FANTASTIC FOUR Vol 1 #158 (May 1975)

Title: Invasion from the Fifth Dimension

Villain: Xemu

Synopsis: Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards) and his wife Invisible Woman (Susan Storm-Richards) are debating the pluses and minuses of her rejoining the team full-time. Medusa from the Inhumans has been substituting for Sue during her and Reed’s son Franklin’s problems with his mutant powers. With Franklin now cured, Invisible Woman wants to come back.

The former Avenger Quicksilver, now a member of the Inhuman Royal Family through his marriage to Crystal (who had replaced Invisible Woman during her pregnancy with Franklin), uses his speed powers to break into the Baxter Building headquarters of the Fantastic Four. The Human Torch (Johnny Storm), annoyed after striking out at a singles bar, arrives home and, encountering Quicksilver, attacks him. 

The pair fight it out, fueled largely by their former romantic rivalry for Crystal. The Thing (Ben Grimm) and his girlfriend – the blind sculptress Alicia Masters – arrive back from a night at the Metropolitan Opera and the Thing joins the Human Torch in attacking Quicksilver. Mr. Fantastic calls a halt to the fighting and asks Quicksilver why he invaded the Baxter Building.   

Pietro (Quicksilver) explains to the Fantastic Four, including Medusa and Invisible Woman (which makes 5) why he came. The Human Torch’s old foe Xemu, the ruler of the Fifth Dimension, led an interdimensional army in an invasion of Attilan, the Inhumans’ high-tech hidden city in the Himalayas. Continue reading →

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PSYCHOTRONIC: MICHAEL WELDON’S LEGACY

Some readers have been asking what I mean by my frequently used term “Psychotronic movies”. It’s a nice reminder that not everyone is as immersed as people like me are in Bad and Weird Movie Culture.

Psychotronic Video started in 1980 as a fanzine published and written by Cleveland record store employee Michael Weldon, who wrote film criticism on the side. The publication dealt with the kind of movies that seldom got mainstream attention back then, like extreme horror, exploitation films, bloody action movies, superannuated black & white sci-fi and monster flicks, and so on. 

It was perfect timing as video stores increased in number nearly every year of the 1980s, so the reviews, articles and interviews in Psychotronic Video appealed to more and more readers since they could now rent those films from their local video stores. Movies formerly seen only by going to arthouse theaters or rundown Grindhouse theaters or fringe Drive-Ins were now available to watch in the safety of one’s own home.    Continue reading →

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MAY NINTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

It’s the latest current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

*** NEW! DEMOCRAT JUDGE ROCHELLE CAMACHO AND FIVE OTHER OFFICIALS CHARGED IN VOTE FRAUD RING. More HERE. The fight for election integrity continues, as does the fight against the rampant corruption among Democrat judges.

DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM AND FAMILIES OF VICTIMS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CRIME CALL OUT DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR PRITZKER FOR HIS CALLOUS INDIFFERENCE TO THE SUFFERING OF THE VICTIMS AND THEIR FAMILIES. All just so he can brag about being a “Sanctuary State.” But Democrat “sanctuary” policies never protect victims, just perpetrators.

U.S. FORCES RESCUE CARACAS HOSTAGES. More HERE.

AND YET ANOTHER COURT RULES AGAINST SHOWBOATING DEMOCRAT JUDGES WHO OVERREACH AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP.

ATTORNEY GENERAL PAM BONDI ANNOUNCES HISTORIC FENTANYL BUST. 

SLUSH FUND IS THE LATEST SCANDAL FOR CORRUPT DEMOCRAT LETITIA JAMES. Have I mentioned lately that many American politicians tend to be white-collar criminals?

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSWOMAN JASMINE CROCKETT AND FAMILY EXPOSED FOR CASHING THEIR DEAD GRANDMOTHER’S SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS SINCE 2004. CROCKETT SAYS SHE “DOESN’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN.” Luckily, DOGE caught this and stopped the checks and is trying to recover the funds. What kind of human being would take part in stealing money meant for their dead grandmother?

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CONGRESSWOMAN CROCKETT ALSO UNDER FIRE FOR ABUSING HER POSITION TO CUT IN AHEAD OF HANDICAPPED PEOPLE WAITING TO BOARD A FLIGHT.

DOGE UNCOVERS YET ANOTHER SKIMMING OPERATION THAT WAS RUNNING AT USAID.

SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY CONTINUES CALLING OUT THE INSIDER TRADING SCANDALS OF THE PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTER DEMOCRATS NANCY PELOSI AND HER HUSBAND. Continue reading →

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A TRIP TO THE MOON BY MR. MURTAGH MCDERMOT (1728)

A TRIP TO THE MOON BY MR. MURTAGH MCDERMOT, CONTAINING OBSERVATIONS AND REFLECTIONS MADE BY HIM (1728) – The real author of this is unknown, since it was published using the pen name Murtagh McDermot. Unless, of course, the writer used their real name for the main character.

McDermot, the story’s narrator, tells us he sailed from Dublin to the island of Tenerife. Once there he climbed to the top of Mount Teide where a massive windstorm carried him into outer space. He was able to breathe (hey, it’s 1728) but found himself trapped when he was equidistant from the Earth and the moon.

Murtagh tried maneuvering his body to break free but instead wound up moving a tiny bit closer to the moon, and the lunar gravity pulled him toward it. Luckily for him he landed in a lake on the moon, so he wasn’t killed.

Our narrator was rescued by an inhabitant of the moon, who was fishing at the lake. McDermot saw that the moon’s landscape was similar to that of the Earth and the beings who lived there, like his rescuer, were intelligent humanoid animals. Think Planet of the Apes if a variety of animals were featured, not just primates. Continue reading →

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SUPERMAN: THE MUSICAL (1975)

supe musicalIT’S A BIRD … IT’S A PLANE … IT’S SUPERMAN! (1975) – It’s the bomb that asks the musical question “How many Lembecks can you handle?” Even the most die-hard Superman fans would have a hard time forcing themselves to watch all of this made for tv movie version of the 1966 stage musical.

The needlessly awkward title is a viewer’s first hint that this cringe-inducing production will fail to live up to its potential. The second hint comes in the form of the distractingly cheap illustrated backdrops in every scene. Even Donny and Marie would have nixed those sets.

superman musical tv adDespite music by Charles Strouse, lyrics by Lee Adams and script by David Newman & Robert Benton this Superman musical was Broadway’s biggest flop in history as of the 1960s. It’s no great shakes in its televised form, either.

An early song, titled We Need Him, is actually pretty catchy and had me hoping for something halfway decent. Unfortunately most of the other songs are weak at best and annoying at worst. You’ve Got Possibilities and Ooh, Do You Love You are the only other standouts.  

Some of the comedy bits are reminiscent of the intentional camp of the 1960s Batman tv series, except for very seldom being actually funny. Only a few of the jokes land, but the failings of the songs and comedy bits are not the fault of the cast members, who try very hard and who have proven themselves in many other productions.  Continue reading →

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: MAY SEVENTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup.

TRUMP’S TARIFF CRACKDOWN ON CHINA GREATLY BENEFITS AMERICAN MANUFACTURING.

TRUMP EFFECT: U.S. SERVICES SECTOR SURGES IN APRIL.

DEMOCRAT TRANSGENDER INDOCTRINATION CAMP TARGETS CHILDREN AGED SIX TO NINE. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNBC’S OWN LEGAL ANALYST EXPLAINS ON-AIR THAT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT OWED “DUE PROCESS” PROCEDURES. The entire concept does not apply to people in the country illegally.

CAPE COD DAYCARE CLOSED AFTER EXPOSURE FOR HARBORING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WANTED FOR CHILD RAPE. Democrat “sanctuary” policies never protect victims.

HOUTHIS SURRENDER TO TRUMP – AGREE TO END THEIR ATTACKS ON SHIPPING THROUGH THE RED SEA. More HERE. And all nations benefit.

BUSINESS OF DEMOCRAT MEDIA EMPLOYEE NORAH O’DONNELL’S HUSBAND EXPOSED FOR HARBORING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. O’Donnell was bluntly asked “Is this why you have been so hostile to Trump? Because your family profits off exploiting illegal alien labor?”

UNION PRAISES TRUMP’S HOLLYWOOD TARIFFS FOR THEIR BOON TO BLUE COLLAR WORKERS AND THEIR BLOW TO BIG STUDIO OUTSOURCING OF JOBS OVERSEAS. Donald Trump remains the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FREED BY BIDEN ARRESTED FOR KILLING AMERICAN CITIZEN IN HIS WHEELCHAIR. Are Democrats complicit in this crime?

DEMOCRAT MEMBER OF CONGRESS JASMINE CROCKETT MAKES THE IMBECILIC STATEMENT “IT IS NOT A CRIMINAL VIOLATION TO ENTER THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY.” Apparently, she doesn’t understand the word “illegally.” Continue reading →

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DEMOI (C 417 BC) ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY

For some prep as I at last get back into reviewing the surviving fragments of ancient Greek comedy every now and then, here’s my 2011 review of Demoi by Eupolis. Along with Aristophanes and Cratinus, Eupolis was one of the Big Three of Attic Old Comedy. Background info is HERE.

THE PREMISE

Demoi is considered to be Eupolis’ greatest political satire. The premise is simplicity itself. An Athenian named Pyronides, like many of his fellow citizens, is disgusted with the pettiness, corruption and incompetence of the current crop of political and military leaders in the great city-state. Thus motivated, Pyronides retrieves four of the greatest figures of Athens’ storied past from the Netherworld and brings them back with him so they may set things right.

THE PLAY

In my introductory post about AGC (see above) I illustrated the similar problems faced by the Athenians’ ancient experiment in popular rule and our own often teetering enterprise. Corruption, partisanship and a tendency to subordinate the general good in the name of personal gain were as rampant then as now. 

As all societies are prone to do, the Athenians romanticized the leaders of the past, believing them to be of a heroic stature lacking in the current crop of Athenian politicians and generals. Pyronides sets out to restore the cultural and political capital of the Hellenic world to its glory days by descending into Hades’ realm and returning with Pericles, Miltiades, Aristeides and Solon the Lawgiver (just in case you thought I meant Solon the Bus Driver).  Continue reading →

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CAPTAIN MORS THE AIR PIRATE (1908-1911) STORIES TWENTY-ONE TO TWENTY-FIVE

For Balladeer’s Blog’s overview of the entire Kapitan Mors der Luftpirat series click HERE. For my look at the first five stories in the weekly text series click HERE.

THE PRISON ON DEVIL’S ISLAND – Near the mouth of the Orinoco River in French Guyana a huge deposit of diamonds has been discovered. Inmates of the notoriously hellish prison on nearby Devil’s Island have been making frenzied attempts at escape to go diamond hunting.

From around the world other people with a lust for diamonds are descending on the area. Our hero Kapitan Mors has also gotten word and has flown his air ship and its mixed European and Indian crew to grab their own share of precious gems to share with the world’s poor. The man running Devil’s Island uses the opportunity to try trapping Mors. Continue reading →

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TOGETHER WE STAND (1986-1987) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

TOGETHER WE STAND (1986-1987) – With the new attention being paid to Ke Huy Quan/ Short Round in recent years, I decided to take a look at the sitcom he co-starred in with Elliott Gould, Dee Wallace Stone and others.

Gould and Stone played David and Lori Randall, who went the adoption route only to have Lori get pregnant after all, resulting in a houseful of kids, Ke Huy Quan among them.

Co-creator Sherwood Schwarz explained that this sitcom was a revival of a failed 1974 attempt at a spinoff from the Brady Bunch titled Kelly’s Kids.

The first episode unrealistically dealt with a social worker leaning on the Randalls to adopt two more children, Sam (Quan) and an African American girl named Sally (Natasha Bobo). But hey, My Mother the Car and The Flying Nun proved long ago that realism isn’t necessary.

Elliott Gould took part in filming 10 episodes, but only 6 of those aired. His character David died offscreen in a car accident, his 4 unaired episodes were ignored and the rest of the cast carried on under the new title Nothing is Easy.

NOTEWORTHY EPISODES: Continue reading →

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