Monthly Archives: December 2021

MS SCROOGE (1997)

ms scroogeMS SCROOGE (1997) – Balladeer’s Blog’s Twelfth Annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon is fast approaching its finale. This time around I’m reviewing Ms Scrooge, a Hallmark TV movie starring the revered actress Cicely Tyson as Ebenita Scrooge. 

Tyson is easily the best thing about this production and she towers over everyone trying to share the screen with her. Ms Scrooge would have had more impact if they had surrounded Cicely with other big names, but even as it is it’s still pretty enjoyable.

cicely tysonThe main distraction in this telefilm is the one that afflicts many other attempts to set A Christmas Carol in more modern times – employers cannot, and for decades haven’t been allowed to, treat their employees the way that Scrooge treats Bob Cratchit in the original story. Some modern adaptations avoid the problem by just making vague references to Ebenezer’s merciless running of their business, and in my opinion that works the best. Unfortunately this Hallmark presentation constantly takes you out of the story with blatantly illegal conduct by Scrooge.  

As Ms Scrooge rolls along a few elements indicate that the creative team really gets the Dickens story, while others indicate that they have no clue. Same ol’ same ol’ for most Carol adaptations.   Continue reading

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BEST OF JULY 2021

Balladeer’s Blog continues its end of year retrospective with the Best of July:

darker than amber movieTHREE BIZARRELY WATCHABLE MOVIES – My review of the neglected movies Darker Than Amber (1970), Bloodbath (1975) and Circle of Power (1981). Very odd but very watchable. Click HERE.

ANALOG HORROR: I AM SOPHIE IS OVER – The creators of the unfiction piece I Am Sophie brought it to an end. Click HERE.

“DO YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A LEGO SET?” – Even as political witch hunts go, this is pathetic. Click HERE.

redemptionRYAN DRAKE NOVELS BY WILL JORDAN – Balladeer’s Blog’s look at the series of Ryan Drake spy novels written by the one and only Will Jordan. Click HERE.

DALLAS STOUDENMIRE: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER – A Frontierado look at this old west figure. Click HERE.

DEMOCRATS STORM THE CAPITOL AND SET OFF EXPLOSIVES – Click HERE.

def 26GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: THE ORIGINAL TEAM – I examine the Guardians’ stories from 1969-1977. Click HERE

And STAR-LORD: HIS 1970s ADVENTURES – Click HERE.

crossed pistolsFRONTIERADO PARTY ESSENTIALS – The official list. Click HERE.

JOE BIDEN: DISASTER UPON DISASTER – Click HERE.

Fool Killer wardrobeFOOL KILLER: JULY 1912 – The Fool Killer targets abuses by the monied class and follies by America’s political establishment. Click HERE.

THE APACHE KID – Another neglected but fascinating figure from the old west. Click HERE.

AND EVEN MORE NEGLECTED BATTLES FROM THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR – Some lesser known battles from 1778. Click HERE. Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT POLLSTER: SIXTY-SEVEN PERCENT FEEL THAT BIDEN HAS MADE AMERICA MORE DIVIDED THAN A YEAR AGO

Biden's abandoned hostages

Biden’s abandoned hostages

Whether you feel that Joe Biden is vermin or just a large clump of bacteria sculpted into human form, odds are you can agree with the latest polling from DEMOCRAT POLLSTER DOUG SCHOEN (link below)

67% BELIEVE BIDEN HAS MADE THE COUNTRY MORE DIVIDED.

66% SAY BIDEN IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH WORKING CLASS AMERICANS.

71% SAY BIDEN’S POLICIES HAVE CAUSED THE DISASTROUS INFLATION THAT IS CRUSHING THE WORKING CLASS AND THE POOR. Continue reading

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THE READ-ALONG CHRISTMAS CAROL (1995)

Fezziwig's Christmas Party

Fezziwig’s Christmas Party

Balladeer’s Blog’s Twelfth Annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon continues!

It’s the time of year when I examine countless adaptations of the Dickens classic from television, movies, radio and elsewhere! As always new versions will be sprinkled in with the old standards.

Here is a look at the 1995 home video Read-Along Christmas Carol.  This version is just 50 minutes long and is ideal for youngsters learning how to read or for the hearing-impaired to watch. Continue reading

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IRON MAN AND SUB-MARINER: ONE ISSUE ONLY

iron man picBecause December 21st is the shortest day of the year, Balladeer’s Blog always runs articles about short films, short presidential administrations (Yes, William Henry Harrison) and similar topics. This year I’m pandering to the insatiable superhero audience with this look at a Marvel Comics title that was INTENTIONALLY published as a one-shot item, making it the shortest series run imaginable.

sub-mariner picPrevious articles here have dealt with the way that, for part of the 1960s, Marvel was limiting how many titles it had hitting newsstands. That meant publishing some of their heroes in one monthly publication, with each character getting a story covering half the issue. Iron Man and Captain America shared Tales of Suspense, Sub-Mariner and the Hulk shared Tales to Astonish.

Tales of Suspense underwent a title change to Captain America beginning with the 100th issue, while Iron Man was going to move to his own title. Tales to Astonish changed to The Incredible Hulk with its 102nd issue while Sub-Mariner moved to his own namesake monthly.

robert downey jr iron manThe trouble was, both Iron Man and Sub-Mariner had one more half-issue length story left and ready to be printed, but there were no more split comic book titles to accommodate them. So, Marvel Comics published one lone issue of a comic book titled Iron Man and Sub-Mariner

Here is my review of the two stories in that “special once-in-a-lifetime issue” – Continue reading

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HOORAY FOR SANTA CLAUS: SEVERAL VERSIONS

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Yes, it’s the song from that notoriously bad movie Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. Decades ago The Christmas Martian supplanted this flick in my Bad Movie Lover heart but Hooray For Santa Claus is still a butt-kicking song.

Starting us off is the movie version of the song by the poor man’s Skitch Henderson – Milton De Lugg – and The Little Eskimos.

And here’s the version by Al “Green Hornet Theme” Hirt: Continue reading

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JOE BIDEN CRIMES AND SCANDALS: DECEMBER 20th

biden bad winterIndependent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at some of the latest crimes and scandals from corrupt yet senile Joe Biden, head of the Biden Crime Family. Joe somehow became worth $150 million dollars during a career as a white-collar criminal in the cesspool of corruption which masquerades as the U.S. government.

Tiny hands Joe Biden

Corrupt, senile, tiny-handed Joe Biden

Anyway, with American hostages still in Afghanistan after Biden’s mishandling of the previously agreed upon withdrawal procedures, with BIDEN STILL HAVING MORE KIDS IN CAGES THAN EITHER OBAMA OR TRUMP HAD, with the creepy diary claiming Joe Biden showered with his daughter when she was a child (eeewww) and with Bidenflation crushing the working class and the poor, let’s proceed.

BIDEN CAUSES HIGHEST INFLATION SINCE 1982. Plus more HERE.

AND YET ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE BIDEN REGIME QUESTIONED ABOUT FAMILIAL TIES TO CHINESE COMPANIES. Buying Joe Biden was the best investment China ever made. No wonder the Biden Regime’s policies favor China while destroying America’s working class and poor.

BIDEN REGIME PRESSED ON THE AMERICAN HOSTAGES IN AFGHANISTAN.

biden ice cream face

Callous Dolt

JOE BIDEN CALLOUSLY JOKES ABOUT THE FINANCIAL SUFFERING THIS CHRISTMAS.

POLL FROM THE DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET POLITICO: 67% OF INDEPENDENTS SAY BIDEN SHOULD NOT RUN IN 2024. Joe Biden is a disaster.

BIDEN ALLY AND FELLOW WHITE-COLLAR CRIMINAL NANCY PELOSI REFUSES TO BLOCK INSIDER-TRADING SCAMS BY MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. And let’s remember that Nancy’s husband’s company conveniently got a LOT of federal contracts during her years in Congress. What a coincidence! America’s career politicians are criminals.

BIDEN REGIME ORDERS AMERICANS TO “LOWER THEIR EXPECTATIONS“. Joe, we can’t lower our expectations enough to accommodate your countless failures.

COURAGEOUS DEFIANCE OF BIDEN AND HIS REGIME CONTINUES WITH “LET’S GO BRANDON” CHANTS GREETING THE DEMAGOGUE IN KENTUCKY. Continue reading

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NAIA, NCAA AND NJCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS CROWNED FOR 2021

Morningside MustangsNAIA NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – Yesterday the MORNINGSIDE COLLEGE MUSTANGS clashed with the GRAND VIEW UNIVERSITY VIKINGS (should be the Zebras) for the NAIA title. In the 1st Half the teams went blow for blow and score for score, resulting in a 21-21 deadlock at Halftime. The 3rd Quarter ended in a 28-28 tie but in the 4th the Mustangs pulled away for a 38-28 victory and their 3rd title in 4 years.

Ferris State BulldogsNCAA DIVISION TWO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – This title tilt pitted the FERRIS STATE BULLDOGS against the storied VALDOSTA STATE BLAZERS. It looked like a shootout was in store as the 1st Quarter ended in a 20-17 edge for the Bulldogs. In reality, however, Ferris State shut out the Blazers the rest of the way, leading 41-17 at the Half on their way to a resounding FIFTY-EIGHT to SEVENTEEN blowout win. Continue reading

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BEST OF JUNE 2021

Balladeer’s Blog’s end of year retrospective continues with the Best of June:

prime cut picPRIME CUT (1972) – My review of this neglected gangster movie about a Chicago enforcer sent to nip in the bud an incipient rebellion from a defiant Kansas crime boss who is technically subordinate to Chicago. Click HERE.

JUNETEENTH: THE DAY DEMOCRATS LOST THEIR SLAVES – The Democrats and their long love of their “peculiar institution” of slavery. Click HERE. More HERE.

TEN TELEVISION FLOPS – Balladeer’s Blog’s look at ten bizarre, failed attempts at launching a television series. Click HERE.

FIRST SIXTEEN FIGHTING YANK STORIES FROM THE 1940s – The early tales of the patriotic Nedor superhero. Click HERE.

populism picESTABLISHMENT FEAR OF POPULISM – America’s notoriously corrupt political establishment has always feared and attacked great populist leaders like William Jennings Bryan, Eugene Debs and Donald Trump. The white-collar criminals who run our political system condemn populism with ever-changing slurs. Click HERE.

light speed esper coverLIGHT SPEED ESPER (1967-1968) – An overlooked science fiction television series from Japan about a heroic boy who fights off invading aliens with the high-tech suit he wears. Click HERE.

THE FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION IN THE SECOND MADAGASCAR CONFLICT – A look at the Legion’s 1894-1895 participation in the French invasion of Madagascar. Click HERE.

I WOKE UP EARLY THE DAY I DIED (1998) – My review of the Billy Zane movie based on the legendary unproduced script written by THE Ed Wood. Click HERE.

AUSTRALIAN NEWS SAYS THE WORLD NEEDS MORE TRUMPS AND FEWER BIDENS – Click HERE.

shang chiSHANG-CHI: HIS FIRST TWELVE ADVENTURES – An examination of Shang-Chi’s first 12 stories in the 1970s. Click HERE.

MORE NEGLECTED AMERICAN VICTORIES IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR – A look at several overlooked battles from late 1775 and most of 1776. Click HERE.

THE YEAR 2440 (1771): ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION – In this old forbidden book which was owned by both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, we readers get a glimpse of life on Earth in the title year. Click HERE.

Joe Biden dem in dementiaTHE PEOPLE VS JOE BIDEN – The corrupt yet senile Joe Biden is even worse than the repulsive George W Bush. Articles covering Biden’s many crimes against the rest of us are right HERE, HERE, and HERE.

REVOLUTIONARY WAR: PRIVATEER ACTION IN SEPTEMBER OF 1778 – The title says it all about one of the busiest months for American Privateers during the war. Click HERE. Continue reading

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SPIDER-MAN: 1970s CLASSICS – THE FINALE

Here’s the sixteenth and final part of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at Spider-Man 1970s Classics. For Part One click HERE.

sm 149SPIDER-MAN Vol 1 #149 (October 1975)

Title: Even if I Live, I Die

Villain: The Jackal

NOTE: Of these two final installments of the lengthy Jackal/ Gwen Stacy saga, this first one wraps up the main storyline and the second one (below) provides a necessary epilogue to tuck away a major loose end.

Synopsis: We pick up right where we left off, on the rooftop where Spider-Man just defeated Tarantula, the Jackal’s latest cat’s paw against our hero. With the Gwen Stacy clone and the ear-plugged & blind-folded Ned Leeds nearby, Spider-Man is lapsing into unconsciousness from the slash he received on the back of his head from the drugged talons of the Jackal.

splas 149At last revealing why he has always been undetectable by Spider-Man’s spider sense, the villain removed his mask to reveal that he is really Professor Miles Warren, Peter Parker’s fatherly mentor and academic advisor for years at Empire State University. (Professor Warren had been a supporting character in Spider-Man stories since 1965.)

Peter finally succumbs to unconsciousness, and when he comes to, he is in the basement of an abandoned tenement building in lower Manhattan. He is bound to a table by specially-constructed straps and is alone with the Jackal, who is sitting on a nearby stool. Continue reading

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