Monthly Archives: December 2017

ATLAS (SEABOARD) SUPERHERO PANTHEON

Atlas figuresBalladeer’s Blog marks the shortest day of the year with the shortest-lived comic book company since Pelican Publishing!

It’s Atlas-Seaboard, to distinguish this publisher from Marvel Comics, which went by Atlas Comics in the 1950s. There IS a Marvel connection, however, in that Martin Goodman, Stan Lee’s old colleague, launched Atlas Comics through Seaboard Periodicals for one brief shining moment several months in 1975. 

Calling themselves “The NEW House of Ideas” clearly threw down the gauntlet at Marvel Comics’ feet. As it turned out, however, even Alan Thicke was a bigger danger to Johnny Carson than Atlas was to Marvel.

PhoenixPHOENIX

Secret Identity: Ed Tyler, Astronaut

Origin: Astronaut Ed Tyler was part of a three-man crew on the orbiting space station Threshold I. A leak in the main portion of the station forces the trio of astronauts to abandon their mission early and they evacuate in a shuttlecraft.

Complications cause the vessel to crash-land in the Arctic ice with Ed Tyler as the sole survivor. Tyler found himself in the hands of an alien race called the Deiei, who have been observing humanity from their underground Arctic base for untold millennia. The Deiei guided humanity’s evolution to make us more in their image.

The haughty aliens had recently decided Earth people are a failed experiment. They planned to preserve Ed Tyler for study to see what might have gone wrong but intended to wipe out all other human life on the planet and start from scratch. Tyler escaped custody, donned one of the high-tech battle suits of the Deiei and flew off, determined to thwart the Deiei’s genocidal plans 

Phoenix 2First Appearance: Phoenix #1 (January, 1975). His final appearance came in October of that same year.  

Powers: The Deiei space suit worn by Phoenix enabled him to fly at thousands of miles per hour, to shoot atomic energy blasts from his gloves and to withstand high levels of energy and large projectiles virtually unharmed. The suit also granted him a modicum of greater than human strength.  

The media named this hero Phoenix when they saw him emerge from the smoldering ruins of part of Reykjavik, where he drove off the first assault by Deiei spaceships.  

Comment: After fighting the Deiei for awhile Phoenix encountered another alien race called the Protectors of the Universe. Magus, the leader of the race, disagreed with the Deiei’s desire to wipe out humanity and granted Phoenix an opportunity to prove the people of Earth deserving of a second chance.

Phoenix’s adventures combined elements of the Silver and Bronze Age Green Lantern with Adam Warlock’s “philosophy for pre-teens” approach during his Counter-Earth period. Personally I found Ed Tyler’s gloomy “Humanity is so awful maybe we don’t deserve to be saved” musings to be ridiculous. Compared to the genocidal and callous Deiei, the human race seems like the definite lesser of two evils.  

All that aside, Phoenix had a certain charm. In fact he was one of the few Atlas characters popular enough to be given a second chance with 2010’s attempted re-launch of the title.  

Destructor 1DESTRUCTOR

Secret Identity: Jay Hunter, teenager

Origin: When aspiring criminal Jay Hunter ticked off Max Raven, the crimelord he answered to, that gangster put out a hit on him. The attempt on Jay’s life took place at the lab of his scientist father Simon, who was working on a super-soldier formula.

Both men were mortally wounded, but Jay’s father – knowing there was enough formula to save one, but not both of them – gave it to his son to save his life. Jay pulled through, discovered he now had amazing super-powers and took to wearing a costume to fight crime. He called himself Destructor and was determined to atone for his criminal past.   Continue reading

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JUNE 2017’s BEST

Balladeer’s Blog’s Best of 2017 continues!

Democrat sloganNUMBER ONE – Hatred is in the DNA of the Democrats. One of the worst ways that it manifests itself is the way Democrats are so often the cause of the atrocities they then blame on everyone else. Slavery, the Trail of Tears, Japanese Internment, the Ku Klux Klan, the Spoils System, Tammany Hall, Jim Crow, you name it.

This DEMOCRAT ATROCITY ROUNDUP takes a look at just a few of the outrages that the Party of the Democrats – the American Institution MOST responsible for them – tries to say that THEY are free from guilt over but claims that “the nation as a whole” should bear guilt for forever. CLICK HERE 

Nth Man 2NUMBER TWO – From my Ancient/ Vintage Science Fiction category came this review of an unjustly neglected tale. The Nth Man is a gigantic, Kaiju-sized man with green shell-like skin who does battle with military and political powerhouses in America of the “future” 1930s.

For THE Nth MAN: (1920) – VINTAGE SCIENCE FICTION click HERE  

Mascot with demo and repub headsNUMBER THREE – The pampered white children of privilege who pretend to be “the resistance” (LMAO) against President Donald Trump are a joke. They are the oppressors while trying to pretend they are the oppressed.

For RESISTANCE, INC: THE FAUX REBELS OF THE ANTI-TRUMP HYSTERIA click HERE 

alien covenant 2NUMBER FOUR – Alien: Covenant had been out for awhile by this point and Balladeer’s Blog reviewed it as the comedy that it is.

You mean it’s NOT a comedy?

I beg to differ.

To read ALIEN: COVENANT – YOU’LL LAUGH TIL YOU CRY click HERE

NUMBER FIVE – Finishing off the Top Five from June here is 6-14’s NEVER ACCEPT CENSORSHIP. Click HERE

offend everyone

 

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SCROOGE (1935)

Balladeer’s Blog’s Eighth Annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon continues!

Scrooge 1935SCROOGE (1935) – This is the notoriously cheapjack and rushed version of A Christmas Carol.

It is almost unwatchable if you’re not a lover of bad movies like I am. And we are talking lame, lame LAME!  Continue reading

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SONG FROM THE STINGIEST MAN IN TOWN – BIRTHDAY PARTY OF THE KING

As Christmas Carol-A-Thon 2017 rolls along here at Balladeer’s Blog I’ll remind you that even though I’m a non-believer there is nothing wrong with appreciating the cultural premise of the holiday. At Halloween I’m not drawn into the Wiccan religion by celebrating witches and at Christmas none of us lose our claims to rational thought by playing songs with a religious theme. Lighten up, in other words.

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS FOR 2017

Here’s one last round of congratulations to this year’s college football champions in the SEVEN divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog.

St Francis (IN)NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

National Champions – UNIVERSITY OF SAINT FRANCIS COUGARS  

Runners-Up – Reinhardt University Eagles

2016 Champions – University of Saint Francis Cougars

Campbellsville UniversityNCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association)

My National Champions – CAMPBELLSVILLE UNIVERSITY TIGERS

Runners-Up – Southwestern Assemblies of God University Lions

2016 Champions – Warner University Royals Continue reading

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TRUMP STILL HARASSED BY “MURKY” MUELLER AND HIS WITCH-HUNT

American FlagHere at Balladeer’s Blog I am appreciating all the history we are living through right now. America has its first de facto Third Party President in Donald Trump. He is being attacked from all sides by crooks just like Bernie Sanders or ANY OTHER outsider would have been.

The Office of Special Counsel was originally established as a safeguard. Unfortunately Republican Newt Gingrich ruined it with his Snipe Hunts against Bill Clinton in the 1990s. Then, since the Democrats can out-do the Republicans a hundred-fold when it comes to corrupting any and all governmental functions we now see them using the ongoing Witch-Hunt against President Trump as a Soft Coup.

The ridiculous “investigation” (LMAO) into non-existent Russian Collusion with the Trump Campaign has cancerously spread into a network of America’s corrupt politicians from BOTH PARTIES trying to drive out an outsider (Trump). They are leaving reasonable people with no reason to accept ANY findings that Murky Mueller and his Funky Bunch of Hillary Donors fabricate come up with.

It may result in an American version of the many European conflicts of the past over supposed “illegitimate” monarchs. Mueller has no credibility and I cannot blame anyone who would refuse to accept ANYTHING he tries to pin on Trump. (But if he finds something on Jared Kushner, the Fredo Corleone of the Trump Administration I have to admit I probably wouldn’t object. I might not even be able to stop laughing.) 

MUELLER’S CLOWN CAR OF CORRUPTION

Russian collusionIt’s no secret that the longer Mueller’s make-believe investigation (LMAO) goes on the more it has become apparent how Barack Obama imposed Chicago-Style Corruption in every governmental agency. And I mean EVERY.

Obama and Hillary expected her to win, in which case the subsequent chaos exposing her and Obama never would have happened. All their corruption would have been tucked away and hidden. It’s clear that all of this is one reason why Barack and his fellow crooks paniced when President Trump won.

Mueller’s ugly campaign against Flynn exposed how biased and one-sided Comey and Mueller are. Hillary and select “aides” were not put under oath when THEY were questioned by the FBI (Fuggedda Bout Integrity), which saved them from ever getting accused of “lying to the FBI” like Flynn – who WAS put under oath. Nice how that works out for crooked functionaries like Mueller.

THE CLOWNS: We’ll start with Robert “Hillary Donor” Mueller. His crooked buddy – former FBI Director James Comey – ADMITTED TO A CRIME, namely leaking a  memo. After some Salem Witch Trials-level judicial prestidigitation DemCorp and RepubCorp decided Trump must have done SOMETHING wrong and Murky Mueller was appointed Boss Clown of this travesty of a Special Counsel’s Office.

Even CNN was forced to admit Mueller loaded his staff with Hillary Clinton DONORS. A reasonable person might conclude Mueller’s staff is strictly out for vengeance on President Trump because Crooked Hillary lost to him. There’s also a senior advisor to Obama’s corrupt lackey Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder. THIS STAFF MAY SOUND LIKE AN ORGANIZED CRIME GANG BUT THEY’RE THE “INVESTIGATORS.” 

Peter StrzokPETER STRZOK (Pronounced “Strzok”) – This clown proved that there actually ARE grotesque ethical violations that – once sufficiently publicized – WILL force Murky Mueller and his Funky Bunch to pretend they’re going to do something about it. Strzok was – by his own social media accounts – a Hillary shoe-shine boy and bears a pathological hatred of President Trump. It redefines “sleaze” that this bizarre little man was allowed to be part of both the coverup of Hillary Clinton’s crimes and the investigation of the man who defeated her in the election.

And I didn’t even mention the ongoing investigation into Strzok and the “anti-Trump insurance policy.” The American “Intelligence Community,” folks!

ANDREW WEISMANN – This Mueller thug has been caught encouraging sabotage in the Department of Justice by communicating praise to the now-disgraced (and by the Supreme Court, no less) former Acting Attorney General Sally “Obama Lackey” Yates. Yep. Nothing wrong at all with having the losing team trying to undermine and/or overthrow the winner.

BRUCE G OHR – Rosenstein lackey Ohr was demoted recently over his alleged involvement in the fabricated Steele Intelligence Dossier, the bizarre gossip in which was used as the flimsy justification for FISA warrants to electronically monitor the incoming President Trump and … well, as we’ve seen, apparently anyone else Obama and Hillary had a grudge against or thought they could use to trump up charges against the man who defeated Crooked Hillary.

AND REMEMBER THE MAFIA-STLE WORDPLAY THAT OBAMA AND HILLARY’S THUGS USED ON THE STAND TO PRETEND PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS WRONG ABOUT BEING WIRETAPPED? SINCE IT TURNS OUT THAT THE TERM “WIRETAPPING” IS NO LONGER USED TO DESCRIBE THE TYPE OF ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE THAT TRUMP AND HIS STAFF AND FAMILY WERE SUBJECTED TO, THE SWAMP-CREATURES IN WASHINGTON’S CESSPOOL OF CORRUPTION TRIED USING THAT TO JUSTIFY WHAT A REASONABLE PERSON MIGHT CALL “LYING ON THE STAND.”

Throw in GPS Fusion and how many people – like Bruce Ohr’s wife – tied to IT are also being found to be connected to Murky Mueller’s SERIOUSLY compromised gang of “investigators”  (LMAO) and it makes it clear that assorted Banana Republics could point and laugh at what has been going on in the U.S. under those rival gangs of white-collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans.

Yes, Europeans, I know you hate Donald Trump so here’s another political pose you can affect to avoid having to say anything good about him: “The Americans have no grounds to ever talk about the supposed integrity of their political process now that Donald Trump of all people has been proven more honest than any American career politicians!”     Continue reading

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SONG FROM SCROOGE (1970): THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Before you know it Christmas Carol-A-Thon 2017 will be over so let’s cram in as much as we can before the 25th. Here’s another individual song from one of the many versions of A Christmas Carol that I’ve reviewed over the years. From Scrooge (1970) it’s Thank You Very Much, which SHOULD have been sung by Bob Cratchit but instead goes to the guy from the Schizoid Man episode of The Prisoner.

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SCROOGE LOOSE (1957): CHRISTMAS CAROL-A-THON CONTINUES

Balladeer’s Blog’s 2017 Christmas Carol-A-Thon resumes with this look at one of the WEIRDEST and most pointless renditions of Ebenezer Scrooge outside of Dickens Slash Fiction.

scrooge looseSCROOGE LOOSE (1957) – Scrooge Loose is an 8 minute long Gumby stop-motion animation treat from 1957.

Gumby and his equine pal Pokey spot Ebenezer Scrooge escaping from the book A Christmas Carol and set off in pursuit. The pair are posing as Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson just to make even less sense. What, no Jack the Ripper? Continue reading

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ELF ON THE SHELF (2018)

Enjoy this item from Tyler Regan and Rachel Levin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5HClvEPFNA

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE NAIA PLUS DIVISION TWO AND THREE

Another season of college football at Balladeer’s Blog came to an end yesterday as the final three divisions covered here played their National Championship Games.

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St Francis (IN)BACK TO BACK TITLES FOR USF – The UNIVERSITY OF SAINT FRANCIS (IN) COUGARS – the Defending Champions of NAIA football – did battle with the REINHARDT UNIVERSITY EAGLES (Should be the Rottweilers) in Daytona Beach. The Cougars notched their second straight football crown, leading the Eagles 17-0 in the 1st Quarter and 24-7 by Halftime. Reinhardt University shut out USF in the 2nd Half but could only muster 6 more points for themselves – and those in the 3rd Quarter – as the Cougars took the title by a final score of 24-13. * THE COUGARS ARE NAIA CHAMPIONS Continue reading

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