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July 8, 2016 · 7:27 pm

ALL LIVES MATTER

All Lives MatterThe bigots from Black Lives Matter do NOT speak for all black people like they THINK they do. And like the intentionally divisive hatemongers of the American media WANT people to think.

Black Lives Matter is a collection of Racists of Color who often act like a hate group like the Ku Klux Klan. Only bigots like the privileged white children of Antifa and the members of Black Lives Matter would have a problem with people saying ALL LIVES MATTER. Because, you Rednecks of Color, ALL LIVES MATTER! Deal with it!

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July 6, 2016 · 9:45 pm

MUSLIM RAMADAN MURDER-PALOOZA 2016: FINAL BODY COUNT

Behead THose who say Islam is violent

The sign says it all.

As Muslim Violence Awareness Year rolls along Balladeer’s Blog presents the final death toll from attacks by Muslim fanatics THIS Ramadan season. Islam is all about hatred, killing, homophobia, misogyny and oppression so naturally the Ramadan season is always blood-soaked.

THE FINAL COUNT FROM MUSLIM FASCISTS THIS RAMADAN: 1,803 innocent people killed and over 1,950 injured. Obama probably blamed all the killing on the NRA. 

KILLS FROM FANATICS OF OTHER RELIGIONS DURING THIS SAME PERIOD: Continue reading →

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June 30, 2016 · 9:35 pm

HILLARY: I GET TO MOVE ON, BUT YOU PEASANTS ARE ETERNALLY GUILTY OVER SLAVERY

hillary yelling

   I can put whatever I want behind me! But YOU DAMN PEASANTS can’t! I miss the days when you citizens knew your place and didn’t talk back to your betters! 

Every revelation that comes out about Benghazi makes it clear that Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and Barack “Tony Ears” Obama lied about a video causing the 2012 Benghazi attack just to spare Barack looking like a jackass over his ludicrous claims that Al Qaeda was “on the ropes.”

Despite all that, Hillary tries to pretend it’s all nothing and that she can just “move on” now. I guess she feels that anyone stupid enough to believe ANYTHING she and/or Barack say isn’t worth caring about. So the Four Dead in Benghazi are to be thrown down the Memory Hole but the Four Dead in Ohio are to be rehashed forever.

A nonexistent reporter asked Hillary if the untold millions of working class white Americans who had absolutely NOTHING to do with the slave trade that her Democratic Party championed can finally “Move On” from it she replied “NEVER! I am one of the Ruling Class! WE are allowed to “move on” from our many,many scandals, crimes and misdeeds, but YOU PEASANTS are to be browbeaten into political submission over things you had nothing to do with FOREVER!”

When that same reporter followed up by pointing out that that didn’t sound at all like that “fairness” that the Democrats forever claim to be about the bloated rich pig replied “That’s different. It’s politically useful for the Party to continue pushing the ridiculous notions of White Privilege and Collective Guilt.”  

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June 27, 2016 · 2:02 am

MUSLIM ATROCITIES: THE LATEST

muslim crescent

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

I consider all religions to be mythology and to be irrational diseases of the mind, but only the most gutless hypocrites try to pretend that Islam is not the most violent and intolerant religion in the world right now. This is Muslim Violence Awareness Year, so here are just a few of the latest atrocities courtesy of that homophobic and misogynistic pack of superstitions.

June 12th – Orlando, FL – A Muslim supporter of Hillary Clinton and Obamastan (Islamic State) killed 49 gay people and injured 53 others at a gay nightclub. Among his stated reasons were Obama’s drone attacks on Muslims around the world. America’s Democratic Party (“The Muslim Fanatic’s Best Enablers!”) chose to pretend this Ramadan massacre was a gun control issue, as if Muslim terrorists have never used bombs or knives or airplanes.  

June 9th – Halgan , Somalia – Al Shabaab, the local affiliate of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, launched a suicide assault, killing 43 innocent people. I’m guessing Obama blamed the NRA.

June 12th – Darak, Cameroon – Boko Haram, the local affiliate of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, kidnapped 42 innocent fishermen and killed them. Obama presumably blamed America’s gun culture.

June 21st – Garabulli, Libya – Islamic State (Obamastan) operatives killed 29 innocent people and injured over 30 more by unleashing artillery against them. Obama probably cited this as further “successes” of his disastrous Libyan policy.

June 17th – Kuda, Nigeria – Muslim fascists shot 24 women to death. Bigot-In-Chief Obama probably blamed white Americans from the working class.  Continue reading →

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June 22, 2016 · 8:43 pm

THE OBAMA LEGACY ROLLS ON

Obama work here is doneBarack Obama has just added a few more items to his “legacy” – in other words to his legacy of failure and malfeasance.

*** Now even judges APPOINTED by Little Barry Obama are striking down his actions as unconstitutional. His most recent regulatory power grab was just smacked down hard. 

*** Investigators have now revealed that the Obama Administration has been lying about the number of crimes being committed by illegal immigrants. Obama thinks of them as “future voters for the Democrats” so he has callously turned his head while his minions under-reported their crimes. The report stated that illegals went on to commit additional crimes at a rate nearly TEN TIMES HIGHER than Obama had reported. Don’t worry, Obama fans … he’ll be out of office before THIS investigation can be completed, too.  

*** Omar Mateen, the Ramadan Gay Nightclub Massacre gunman, laid blame on OBAMA HIMSELF for the killing spree, citing the way Obama incessantly uses drone strikes to kill Muslims in other countries. No wonder Democratic Party media outlets were so eager to pretend this was really a “gun control” issue. Anything to protect their Hollow Man.  

*** Over the years Omar’s father has been to visit the White House multiple times as part of those appearances by Muslim groups that Little Barry likes to pretend are “moderate.”   Continue reading →

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June 17, 2016 · 9:55 pm

OBAMA VOWS: “IF ONE MORE MUSLIM SHOOTS GAY PEOPLE I WILL LOCK UP EVERY CHRISTIAN IN THIS COUNTRY!”

Barack pointing and yelling

“I would rather have a hundred Americans get killed than have one single Muslim fanatic be inconvenienced!”

With obvious emotion in his voice, Barack Obama stated that he is SO tired of Muslim atrocities making him look like a fool that he will begin arbitrarily imprisoning Christians after every such incident. Obama ignored the fact that the Ramadan Massacre in Orlando on June 12th was committed by a Muslim man who blamed his shooting spree on Obama’s drone strikes on other Muslims … among other things.

“Omar was obviously mistaken,” Obama clarified for an adoring press,”I heard somebody say they knew somebody who thinks the guy might have blamed the attack on Donald Trump. Either way my plan going forth is to inflict increasingly draconian punishments on innocent American citizens following EVERY terrorist attack.”  

Next the little man “pivoted,” as is his wont, to the little boy in Florida eaten by an alligator and stated he had a hunch the alligator was an NRA member.  

Hillary Clinton spoke for Democrats everywhere when she said “Once the American people get used to the fact that THEY are ALWAYS the problem life will be much simpler for them.” 

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June 15, 2016 · 9:17 pm

OBAMA IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN; BECOMES FIRST FEMALE U.S. PRESIDENT

Obama as a woman

BARACK OBAMA: AMERICA’S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

When American Liberalism became a faith-based belief system as irrational as any other religion many atheists like me started leaving it behind. The most recent Papal Bull from the Democratic Party pretended that a person can simply “identify” as a member of the opposite sex and ALAKAZAM – it is to be considered true by their co-religionists.  

In that spirit Pope Barack “identified”as a woman today, becoming our first female president and thus letting him get in yet another laugh at Hillary Clinton’s expense. Well, she can at least try to become the first elected female president, like the distinction between Theodore Roosevelt (the youngest man to become president – when McKinley was assassinated) and John F Kennedy (the youngest man to be elected president).  

Hillary tired BIG

“Why me? … Why me alla time?”

Now I don’t want ANY of you haters trying to say that this does NOT make Little Barry the first female president. After all, Pope Barack has threatened to use all the power of the federal government to force rational people to pretend that simply calling yourself a woman means that you magically become one. Even if you go back to “identifying” as a man on a whim.

I will not be forced to pretend that people can get crucified and then rise from the dead, I will not be forced to pretend that the Muslim child rapist Muhammad rose into the heavens and I will not be forced to pretend that a man with a beard is a woman just because he says so. As Voltaire aptly observed “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

And no, mindless Obama supporters, I’m not a conservative. I support legalizing marijuana, I support free speech, I’m pro-choice on abortion, I support social programs AND I’ve been a supporter of Gay Marriage since YEARS before Little Barry felt it was politically safe enough to have his own opinion “evolve” from opposing it (the gutless punk even voted for DOMA as a Senator) to supporting it. Continue reading →

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June 9, 2016 · 10:23 pm

THE FIRST FEMALE CANDIDATES FOR U.S. PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton hands together

*** *** *** *** “Exxxxcelleeent!”

Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton recently made news as the first artificial life form to run for president … well, if you don’t count Jeb Bush. Anyway, since the Hillarytron and her handlers successfully stole the party’s nomination from Bernie Sanders, Balladeer’s Blog presents the first two female candidates for President of the United States.  

Victoria WoodhullVICTORIA WOODHULL

Political Party: Equal Rights Party 

Year: 1872

Noted For: Not being in the pocket of international banksters and for having Fredrick Douglass as a running mate. Continue reading →

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June 9, 2016 · 12:03 am

FOUR NEW COLLEGE TEAMS JOIN THE NAIA

The NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) now has 252 member institutions. Four new college teams have been approved for membership:

Virgin Islands BuccaneersTHE UNIVERSITY OF THE VIRGIN ISLANDS

Team Name: BUCCANEERS

Locations: St Croix, St John and St Thomas 

Established: 1962

Crowley's Ridge College PioneersCROWLEY’S RIDGE COLLEGE

Team Name: PIONEERS

Location: Paragould, AR 

Established: 1964

Silver Lake College Lakers NEWSILVER LAKE COLLEGE

Team Name: LAKERS

Location: Manitowoc, WI

Established: 1935 Continue reading →

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June 6, 2016 · 12:47 am

MUSLIM ATROCITY ROUNDUP

muslim crescent

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

Muslim Violence Awareness Year continues with this latest roundup of the global attacks. The following victims were a diverse lot. The killers were all Muslims.

May 23rd: Aden, Yemen – A pair of Muslim fascist suicide bombers killed FORTY-FIVE innocent people and injured over SIXTY more. (Remember, Obama still calls Yemen a foreign policy “success” of his administration.)

June 3rd: Bosso, Niger – Boko Haram, the local franchise of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, attacked the town, killing THIRTY-TWO innocent people and injuring an unknown number.

ALSO June 3rd: Taiz, Yemen – Muslim fascist bombers killed 17 innocent people and injured over 30 more.

June 1st: Mogadishu, Somalia – Islamofascists launched an assault on a hotel, killing 16 innocent people and injuring over 55 more. Talk about “othering.” Continue reading →

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