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HILLARY CLINTON: BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T REALLY BLACK WITHOUT THE DEMOCRAT SEAL OF APPROVAL

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“You ain’t really BLACK unless you got my BACK” Clinton shouted, to the delight of her most passionate supporters – the media.

Fresh off her warning to black voters that “We Democrats OWN your asses like we owned you on our plantations!” Hillary Clinton dug herself an even deeper hole by openly stating what the Democrats have been more subtle about in the past. Hillary “Pickles” Clinton expressed outrage over the increasing numbers of black voters supporting Donald Trump because of all the lies and unkept promises that Democrats have inflicted on the black working class.

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“These damn super-predators are really getting me mad with this Trump flirtation! They need our party’s Seal of Approval to be REAL black people! We Democrats have spent FIVE DECADES conning those fools and covering our lily-white butts through our paid race-traitors … I mean African-American Community Leaders – like Al Sharpton and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Democrats … I mean People. Colored People.”

Following that remark Clinton was asked about her opinion of the new movie about Michelle and Barack Obama’s first date, titled I’m With Stupid: When Bigots Fall In Love…  Hillary committed a huge gaffe by accidentally saying the film’s title was Dumb and Dumber. Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON, THE KKK AND CITIZEN KANE

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Hillary with Democrat Ku Klux Klansman Robert Byrd. Yet she lectures US about racism.

Hillary Clinton continues her historic attempt to be the first organized crime leader to become president. Since I’m an Independent Voter I can objectively point out a few things that need emphasized right now. 

*** HILLARY IS IN NO POSITION TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE RACISTS – Hillary, like so many Democrats, was close to Klansmen. Senator Robert Byrd – a Democrat – was the last known major federal politician to have been a high-ranking member of the Ku Klux Klan hate group.

Clinton referred to Byrd as her mentor on many occasions. In the Arkansas political milieu in which her career started she doubtless interacted with plenty more KKK members. Also knowingly.

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

*** THE DEMOCRATS WERE THE PARTY OF SLAVERY, JIM CROW AND THE KU KLUX KLAN – As I’ve mentioned in the past, Americans are fools for letting DEMOCRATS of all people browbeat them about slavery. Hillary Clinton, like all Democrats, tries to act like their party is free to put its ties to slavery behind them, but Americans as a whole still bear some absurd collective guilt over it.

Nope, Democrats, YOU are the organization that perpetuated slavery and continued harassing African-Americans for a century AFTER slavery was abolished here. If YOU can just say “Well, that was long ago. We’re better people now” then so can the rest of us. Especially Americans whose families weren’t even LIVING HERE during the slavery era. 

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Hillary Clinton trying to imitate the way human beings smile.

*** THE CORPORATE MEDIA’s obsession with trying to force the public to like the execrable Hillary Clinton has reached insane levels. Comically enough, it puts me in mind of the movie Citizen Kane, in particular the portion when Charles Foster Kane uses his media empire to try to force the public to pretend his wife Susan Alexander Kane is a talented opera singer.   

It’s all meant as a counterpoint to the earlier scene in which an increasingly authoritarian Kane tells his original wife that people will think … “What I TELL them to think!” The ugly cockroaches of the American media apparently feel this same way. However, the fictional Susan Alexander Kane was a horrible singer and Hillary Clinton is a repellant human being. Hillary’s media allies are left like Charles Foster Kane – loudly clapping alone in the dark.    Continue reading

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HILLARY TO BLACK VOTERS: WE DEMOCRATS OWN YOU LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

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Pictured: Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton greeting foreign dignitaries and bloated rich pigs as Secretary of State

Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton told a nonexistent source here at Balladeer’s Blog that Donald Trump’s appeal to black voters made her very angry. The defiant presidential candidate had this to say:  

“I want black voters to get this through their heads – WE DEMOCRATS OWN YOU! We owned your asses when you were slaves on our plantations and we own your asses now! Not one damn Republican ever owned a plantation so STOP this flirtation with other candidates.

“We Democrats have given the black working class FIVE DECADES of condescension and meaningless slogans and I can promise you five MORE decades of condescension and meaningless slogans! We Democrats have the illegal immigrant vote cornered and with more of those future Democrats pouring across our southern border on a daily basis we won’t NEED you ungrateful super-predators in order to win elections in the near future. You think about that.” Continue reading

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GEORGE W BUSH: HILLARY WILL BE MY THIRD TERM

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HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!

The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history. 

 

And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading

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YOU CAN’T SPELL HILLARY WITHOUT “I-L-L!”

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Hillary – who STILL refuses to give more money to charity – claims her health is just fine.

The funniest damn year in American presidential campaign history continues to roll along! ANYBODY who takes American “journalists” (LMAO) seriously after this year is hopeless. 

Hillary Clinton, who repeatedly stumbles and falls, who barks like a dog and who keeps making bizarre remarks that she and various cooperative reporters (LMAO) dismiss as “short circuits,” yes that Hillary Clinton made a public statement recently that her health is just fine … but then announced that she won’t be making any more public appearances until Sunday.

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Hillary promises the working class nothing but MORE condescending lectures from bloated rich pigs like her! 

Why, I’m sure her health is just fine. And I’m sure if Hillary’s opponents like Jill Stein or Donald Trump behaved the same way that the media would treat THEM with kid gloves about it, too. (I’m being sarcastic.)

Similarly, Barack Obama’s coalition of the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring are giving him a free pass for refusing to leave his golf vacation to at least PRETEND to care about the flooding in Louisiana or the riots around the country. Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW SLOGANS

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Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.

Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!

Trump cartoonHILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! 

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!

HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading

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HEADS THE DEMOCRAT WINS, TAILS THE REPUBLICAN LOSES

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The American media will depict the Republican candidate as Hitler whether he is a gutless punching bag (right) or someone who fights back (left)

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that for years I’ve been rooting for both of America’s white collar crime gangs (called Democrats and Republicans) to splinter apart. Neither political party has cared about the working poor in decades but the Republicans (always the morons of the two gangs) made the fatal error of not keeping up with the Democrats in the media arms race.  

To clarify for overseas readers that means the criminals of DemCorp have run rings around the criminals of RepubCorp in terms of P.R. for several years now. That’s why no matter WHO the Republican gang nominates for president they are subjected to a daily inquisition while the DemCorp media pampers their own candidates with softball questions. BOTH candidates should get grilled every day. 

The bloated rich pigs who run RepubCorp are hilariously inept and clueless, which was always a lot of fun in presidential races back when the Democrats DID look out for America’s working poor and for constitutional protections. Money follows power, however, and the bloated rich pigs began hedging their bets by purchasing all of the Democrats, too, since presidential races have become an exercise in blatant media favoritism to DemCorp candidates. 

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Establishment Republicans are STILL stupid enough to think there is a way that their presidential candidates can conduct themselves that will win praise from the media. Their massive stupidity on this and other matters helped fuel the chaos of this election year. 

Mitt Romney – since he’s not running this time – gets depicted by the media as a kind of elder statesman even though he LOST in 2012. But four years ago HE was the one being depicted as a daily gaffe machine and a horribly sexist monster (remember “binders full of women”).

Hell, at the Olympics in 2012 every single remark the visiting Romney made was distorted by the media who insisted the man was “insulting our British allies” and was “proving he wasn’t fit for the presidency” because of comments the media treated like the end of the world though virtually nobody today could even remember any of those supposedly “monumental”gaffes. 

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*** *** *** Typical NYT headline: Hitler Drank Water – Trump Drinks Water. Any Questions?

So, when the RepubCorp candidate is a human punching bag like Mitt Romney who was always careful to politely thank the media for castrating him and force-feeding him his own balls on a daily basis that candidate STILL gets depicted as the new Hitler.

This time around the RepubCorp candidate apparently owns a television set because he has noticed how blatantly biased the American media is and refuses to lie back and take it. And, yes, HE gets depicted as the new Hitler, too. Even by the failed fools who run RepubCorp, who obediently tsk tsk over Trump’s justifiably cavalier attitude toward the loaded, prejudiced questions he gets bombarded with.  

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Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan are hoping Trump loses so that one of THEM can be called Hitler in 2020.

At any rate, the RepubCorp presidential candidate is ALWAYS going to be depicted as Hitler whether or not he’s a subdued, defeated wimp OR if he’s willing to fight back against the shallow, clueless media who are basically DemCorp campaign staff. For most people the choice would be clear: if your candidate will be crushed and harassed daily no matter how docile and masochistically submissive he is toward the biased media, then it’s better to have a candidate who calls out that biased media. Continue reading

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HILLARY CLAIMS TRUMP CAUSES CANCER!

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UNFIT BY ANY DEFINITION. WRITE IN BERNIE SANDERS OR VOTE FOR JILL STEIN

UNTOLD MILLIONS HAVE DIED FROM CANCER IN A CLEAR REBUKE TO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN Continue reading

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OBAMA EXPLAINS IT ALL

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A little humorous reminder that Hillary was the FIRST nutty “birther” when she claimed Obama might be Kenyan when she ran against him in 2008.

Recently Barack Obama and I set aside our differences because we just found out both our mothers happened to be named Martha. Now if THAT can’t bring people together I don’t know what else could. (I know, right.)

Anyway, Obama agreed to put some current events into context in this EXCLUSIVE one-on-one with Balladeer’s Blog.

BALLADEER’s BLOG: Just today even MORE bombshells from Clinton’s emails showing Hillary running a “pay for play” scam in which convenient “contributions” laundered through the criminal Clinton Foundation would earn donors official positions, either in the near future or in a future Hillary Administration. What is your take on that?

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Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.

OBAMA: Well, as you’re fond of pointing out, I myself emerged from the cesspool of Chicago politics so I’m no stranger to graft and corruption on a large scale but DAMN! This bitch just couldn’t control her greed and was so damn blatant about the corruption she wallowed in. I tried to tell her that, though our media would do everything they could to protect her, she had to at LEAST leave room for a little plausible deniability.

BB: What was her reaction? Continue reading

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DEMOCRATS AND THE MEDIA: WE WILL DRAG HILLARY’S STINKING, CROOKED CARCASS ACROSS THE FINISH LINE!

Hillary getting helped up stairs

The Democrats and the media are determined to drag Hillary’s stinking, crooked carcass across the Finish Line if it’s the last thing they do! 

Hillary continues to stumble and bumble around like a slapstick comic. Even when she manages to stand upright under her own power she has to take emergency bathroom runs or babbles incoherently. She STILL hasn’t given a general press conference in weeks, unlike her opponents Donald Trump and Jill Stein. Continue reading

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