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May 24, 2016 · 8:19 pm

HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

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“If you don’t admit nothin’ then the prosecutors ain’t GOT nothin'”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. In 2012 I published new campaign slogans for Newt “Get off my lawn” Gingrich, a Republican. Here’s a look at new campaign slogans for Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party.

*** “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!”

*** “ALMOST LIFE-LIKE AND ALMOST THE NOMINEE!”

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The Party of millionaires who pretend to hate capitalism!

*** “VOTING FOR BERNIE SANDERS MAKES YOU A RECRUITING TOOL FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!”

*** “THE FEDS CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN‘ ON ME!” (Incidentally, that slogan has also been used for criminals trying to climb the ladder in the Mafia)

*** “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!” Continue reading →

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May 2, 2016 · 12:01 am

DEMOCRATIC PARTY ASKS: WHY SHOULD AMERICAN CITIZENS BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

The Democratic Party, aka the party that is just as much in the pockets of one percenters as the Republican Party is, has adopted an aggressive new policy. Previously the Democrats were happy simply to have untold numbers of illegal immigrants vote for them in U.S. elections. They did that by forever fighting the use of voter i.d since they know illegals will vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats. The same applies to all of the convicted felons Democrats want to let vote.

Now the Democratic Party (Motto: Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed) has decided to take that strategy to the next level by indignantly asking what makes those snotty American citizens think they themselves have any right to vote! What nerve!

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Bernie Sanders agreed, proclaiming “It is the height of racism for working class Americans to think that we – their rightful rulers – have to let them vote! Our party needs to strike a blow for diversity and social justice by letting ONLY non-citizens vote. If anyone objects, just say ‘Those aren’t American values, dude’ and they’ll shut right up! It’s great being a politician when the voters are such browbeaten pussies that they’ll back down the minute they’re faced with any opposition.”

“That last sentence was off the record.” the former writer of rape porn quipped. As for candidate Clinton, she demanded $260,000 to provide any comment on the matter and referred all inquiries to her new campaign website. Access to that web site costs just $10,000 per week. 

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April 15, 2016 · 6:11 pm

DEMOCRATIC PARTY CALLS FOR CASH INCENTIVES FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT MURDER

democratic party donkeyThe Democratic Party candidates Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton both enthusiastically endorsed the Party’s latest policy: cash incentives for illegal immigrants who murder American citizens.

Sanders vowed to make the cash incentive – called “Dollars for Diversity” – at least a high four-figure sum. Clinton outdid her opponent by insisting the cash incentive be “At least five figures or let there be riots, dammit!” The two figures jockeying for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination this year agreed to compromise – $9,000 would be awarded to the murderous “Diversity Warriors” from American taxpayers, and an additional four-figure amount would be diverted from any life insurance proceeds that would otherwise go to the white oppressors’surviving loved ones.

Any American citizen who objects to losing their dead loved one’s insurance money to the people who murdered them are to be fired from their jobs and lectured about how selfish they are. “That’s not who we are, dude” will be the prevailing sentiment directed at those privileged white oppressors.  

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Mr Joe Johnson of Trenton, NJ expressed public astonishment at the proposed policy and was torn limb from limb by Democratic Party “Love” activists. Barack Obama vowed that bigoted behavior from the likes of the late Joe Johnson just proves how far America still has to go to combat racism.

Obama also announced that this new policy of cash incentives for murderous illegal immigrants is far too important to wait until after the election. He promised to issue an Executive Order diverting funds intended for American Terrorists through so-called V.A. Hospitals and instead offering them directly to anyone who says they were not born in the United States.  

When asked what steps his administration would take against selfish, racist Americans who dared to object to this new policy Obama confidently replied “Americans are such brow-beaten, masochistic pussies that I don’t think they’ll do anything to object. The government could tell them that their children will be required to salute illegal immigrants and American trash would meekly accept it!”

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March 28, 2016 · 9:41 pm

MUSLIM FASCISTS KILL MODERATE MUSLIM FOR WISHING CHRISTIANS HAPPY EASTER

Asad Shah

Asad Shah

Asad Shah, a 40 year old Glasgow newsstand operator, was murdered by a fellow Muslim a mere four hours after making a post on social media wishing Christians a Happy Easter. Shah was reportedly stabbed and his head stomped in. He died after being taken to Queen Elizabeth University Hospital. 

Everyone’s thoughts should be with those who mourn this man. Asad Shah fled Pakistan because he was a member of the Ahmadi sect, who are persecuted by other Muslims because they are considered “apostates.”   

The complacent, self-satisfied egomaniacs of the political left around the world need to note the irony here. Like many truly moderate Muslims, Mr Shah moved to the Western World to escape persecution and the intolerance of so many of his co-religionists. He and others like him didn’t realize that the Labour Party in the U.K. and the Democratic Party in the U.S. would hitch their electoral futures ONLY to the type of murderous fanatics that Mr Shah fled.   

The more that the political left (which so many of us have left because of their bizarre fetish for Muslim fascism) abets ONLY the anti-Western voices of Muslim immigrants while ignoring the moderate Muslims that they CLAIM to be looking out for, the more innocent victims like Asad Shah will die. The Muslims who are as tolerant and positive as he was will catch on that they must pander to the fanatical Muslims even here in the West or wind up dead. Just like in the hate-filled lands they fled. 

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March 21, 2016 · 11:03 pm

AMERICAN LIBERALS ARE TODAY’S “UGLY AMERICANS”

Democratic Party jackassThe stereotype of the Ugly American was at its height during the years of Eisenhower’s America in the 1950s. The image was that of a nose-in-the-air Yankee convinced that they knew best for the rest of the world and that all other people should stand in awe of “American Exceptionalism” (LMAO) and try to imitate all things American.

A few decades back the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism replaced that image of the Ugly American with a new model. This liberal edition is a nose-in-the-air, self-described “intellectual” convinced that they know best for the world – especially their fellow citizens, whom they pompously look down on with disdain.  

“Liberal Colonialism” is already notorious for preventing developing nations from using the technology that could help them grow out of economic dependency. That’s because the neo-Luddites of American Liberalism have decided that while THEY are perfectly entitled to fly around in jets and otherwise flaunt a Carbon Footprint bigger than Rhode Island, the “ignorant natives” as they apparently view the indigenous populations of those nations must go without adequate means.

American Liberals think they’re “saving the planet” the way religious missionaries long ago deluded themselves into thinking they were “saving the souls” of the native inhabitants. Liberalism in recent decades definitely has more in common with religion than with politics. Or with rational thought for that matter.

American Liberals also think they are fit to police the rest of us about “hate” and “fairness” as if they’re secular clergy. And for the Democratic Party that’s pretty much the way they want it. They are snobbishly oblivious to their own hatred and the unfair way they treat others and ESPECIALLY to their sickeningly judgmental attitudes. Just like the clergy members of any and all religions.  

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January 28, 2016 · 11:07 pm

DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN SWORN IN FROM HIS JAIL CELL

Robert Battle

Robert Battle who possibly DID kill someone but his mindless supporters voted for him anyway.

For overseas readers who don’t understand why so many Americans seethe with contempt for the elected officials who think they’re fit to condescendingly lecture the rest of us, here is just the latest example.

East Chicago Councilman Robert Battle is being sworn in to his office FROM HIS JAIL CELL. Battle is in jail on homicide and drug charges.The story broke BEFORE the election, but political party zealots still elected him. Hilarious! Chicago has a nationwide reputation for political sleaze. My low opinion of Barack Obama began back when he was running for the party nomination and I researched his past.

Little Barry O outdid even Richard Nixon for sliminess and it was apparent early on. In the cesspool of Chicago politics however, Obama bubbled and gurgled his way to the surface. Plus the Chicago crookedness often infects other parts of Illinois, too. Not so long ago BACK TO BACK Illinois Governors wound up in prison.

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No, I’m not kidding. The ever-increasing frequency of things like this example are why I never hesitate to label members of the Democratic and Republican Parties as members of rival gangs of white collar criminals. So many of them spend their political careers barely one step ahead of an indictment yet they often have the nerve to look down their noses at their constituents and call them bigots and worse. Continue reading →

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January 5, 2016 · 2:32 am

CLINTON CAMPAIGN ACKNOWLEDGES THE DAMAGE OBAMA HAS DONE

OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

The Hillary Clinton campaign has acknowledged the damage Barack Obama’s policies have done to the middle class and promised that a Hillary presidency would be about restoring that beleaguered middle class.

Uh. Yeah. Until two minutes after the election, at which point the Democratic Party will return to its never-ending attacks on the middle class as a bunch of “haters”, “racists” and “Islamophobes.”  

Why would any person who works for a living vote for either the Democrats or Republicans?    Continue reading →

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June 17, 2014 · 8:47 pm

AMERICAN LIBERAL DEITIES: THEMSELVES

I’ve made my contempt for American Liberals and American Conservatives very clear in the past. The Liberal and Conservative fanatics who have taken over the Democratic and Republican Parties are hopelessly destructive fools.

However, at this particular point in history the pretentious asses of American Liberalism are more pompous and hubristic than American Conservatives so I’m “deconstructing” their mythological figures first. I’ll do Conservative Mythology next. 

Liberals think they possess The One True Worldview.

Liberals think they possess The One True Worldview.

The number one deity in American Liberal mythology would be – THEMSELVES! Make no mistake, the most vulnerable part of any American Liberal is their ego. Clueless American Conservatives often make the mistake of thinking they’re insulting Liberals by calling them unpatriotic or socialist or ungodly. Accusations like that only charge the batteries of Liberals. The best way to actually insult American Liberals is by pointing out to them how pretentious, snobbish and insecure they are. It also helps to point out to them how hopelessly naive they are, too, despite their self-image as cosmopolitan sophisticates.

American Liberals are always convinced that they have Really Deep Thoughts that other people couldn’t possibly have ever had and they trot out their childishly simplistic take on world affairs in conversations and expect the people they’re talking to to be ever so impressed. Unfortunately for Liberals they’re invariably stagnated at some level of political discourse the rest of us moved on from years – if not decades – ago. I’ll point out again that American Liberals are so far behind the rest of us they actually think they’re ahead. Continue reading →

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January 23, 2014 · 9:08 pm

ATROCITIES OF THE 2nd U.S. CIVIL WAR

VICTIMSWelcome back to more of my findings from my fictional role as an archaeologist recovering relics from the future.

Last time I translated the foreward to a history book from roughly 2109 -2120. The book dealt with the Second American Civil War of 2037 – 2039, at which point China became heavily involved and the conflict morphed into the Third World War.

This time around I was able to finish a fragment of an early chapter of that same book. This chapter was examining the atrocities perpetrated by some of the units from both the left- wing and the right-wing sides of the war. The Liberal fanatics and the Conservative fanatics were both claiming to be the legitimate government of the former United States, if you’ll recall. Here are the latest lines I was able to translate from the dominant Earthly language of the 22nd Century. 

” In the final third of the 20th Century the Continue reading →

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January 18, 2013 · 12:02 am

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND HYSTERIA

Two presidents who exploited national tragedies to justify eroding fundamental freedoms.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that genuinely criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. As always I’m coming to you from an America whose government was hijacked long ago by those rival gangs of white collar criminals called the Democratic and Republican Parties. Neither of those organizations are mentioned in the Constitution but you can’t realistically run for dogcatcher in this country without having to deal with the party apparatus of one of those groups because of the stranglehold they have on our electoral system. 

Both Liberals and Conservatives love to exploit public hysteria to enact policies that are grotesque violations of our constitutional rights and that they could never get away with without the panic that results in people embracing the loss of liberty. 

The Conservatives did this after Muslim terrorists committed the 9-11 attacks. In the hysteria that followed those flukish events the public practically DEMANDED that the Bush administration strip away some of our fundamental freedoms and usher in many policies of a police state. Conspiracy kooks drastically overstated the harm done which unfortunately helped make all legitimate dissent seem lacking in credibility.

Similar hysteria has Continue reading →

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