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LIBERAL DEITY: JONATHAN GRUBER

Jonathan Gruber: A man so pompous he posed for his wedding photo wearing an "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt.

Jonathan Gruber: A man so pompous he posed for his wedding photo wearing an “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirt.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only place on the web that is non-partisan in its criticism of American Liberals and Conservatives. In addition to writing about lesser-known pantheons of deities from around the world I frequently examine the “deities” worshipped by Liberals and Conservatives in the U.S.

American Liberalism in particular has become nothing more than a secular religion based on so many leaps of faith it makes Islam and Christianity seem rational by comparison. See below for links to my main list about Liberal deities. Today I’m focusing on the “canonization” of the latest Liberal god; a figure who is a decidedly mixed bag for the true believers of the left.

Thankfully Gruber decided against using his original title "I Could Tell You Morons This Was a Cookbook And You'd be Stupid Enough to Believe It"

Thankfully Gruber decided against using his original title “I Could Tell You Morons This Was a Cookbook And You’d be Stupid Enough to Believe It”

JONATHAN GRUBER – The god who embodies Liberal pomposity, condescension and dishonesty when dealing with what they consider to be the “lesser intellects” of the population at large. It was DAYS ago that Gruber was thrust into the headlines but I honestly believed his tale would die out quickly. However, despite denials, apologies, more Liberal pomposity and additional lies by Nancy Pelosi “Grubergate” is still going strong.

Potential cover photo for Gruber's autobiography "Even My Pets Are Smarter Than You Fools"

Potential cover photo for Gruber’s autobiography “Even My Pets Are Smarter Than You Fools”

Dr Jonathan Gruber from MIT was one of the architects of Obamacare, the ill-conceived destruction of American health insurance that was rammed through the Lame Duck Congress. Five tapes (and counting) have surfaced of Gruber, his colleagues and various Liberal audiences proving that from the very beginning Obamacare was sold on a bed of conscious lies by the Administration.

"I'm having thoughts that are MUCH too deep for the cretin taking my picture to understand."

“I’m having thoughts that are MUCH too deep for the cretin taking my picture to understand.”

Most damaging from the Administration’s point of view is the way Gruber and the others on the tapes are recorded laughing at what he repeatedly refers to as “the stupidity of the American voter” being essential to Obamacare being sold to the public. Gruber himself points out that Obama’s repeated lies about how Obamacare would supposedly let you keep your existing healthcare plan if you wanted to, how Obamacare would supposedly lower costs for health insurance, and all the other lies were conscious deception.

"I want you to just relax, Mr President, and please don't be intimidated by my massive intellect."

“I want you to just relax, Mr President, and please don’t be intimidated by my massive intellect.”

Gruber knowingly chuckles to his equally pompous colleagues and audiences that American voters would, thankfully (from the Obama Administration’s point of view) be too stupid to understand the Bill’s language and mathematics. Gruber’s point was that anyone who DID understand the language and mathematics would realize the damaging effects Obamacare would have, but luckily (again from the Obama Administration’s point of view) they could count on the voters to be so stupid they would just accept Obama’s lies at face value.   Continue reading

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AMERICAN LIBERAL DEITIES: THEMSELVES

I’ve made my contempt for American Liberals and American Conservatives very clear in the past. The Liberal and Conservative fanatics who have taken over the Democratic and Republican Parties are hopelessly destructive fools.

However, at this particular point in history the pretentious asses of American Liberalism are more pompous and hubristic than American Conservatives so I’m “deconstructing” their mythological figures first. I’ll do Conservative Mythology next. 

Liberals think they possess The One True Worldview.

Liberals think they possess The One True Worldview.

The number one deity in American Liberal mythology would be – THEMSELVES! Make no mistake, the most vulnerable part of any American Liberal is their ego. Clueless American Conservatives often make the mistake of thinking they’re insulting Liberals by calling them unpatriotic or socialist or ungodly. Accusations like that only charge the batteries of Liberals. The best way to actually insult American Liberals is by pointing out to them how pretentious, snobbish and insecure they are. It also helps to point out to them how hopelessly naive they are, too, despite their self-image as cosmopolitan sophisticates.

American Liberals are always convinced that they have Really Deep Thoughts that other people couldn’t possibly have ever had and they trot out their childishly simplistic take on world affairs in conversations and expect the people they’re talking to to be ever so impressed. Unfortunately for Liberals they’re invariably stagnated at some level of political discourse the rest of us moved on from years – if not decades – ago. I’ll point out again that American Liberals are so far behind the rest of us they actually think they’re ahead. Continue reading

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