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THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!
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PRESIDENT TRUMP: INFURIATING ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE
Here at Balladeer’s Blog I am still having the time of my life watching as United States President Donald Trump, the Richard Channing of Presidents, continues overturning the ugly rocks of America’s cesspool of political corruption.
I will say once again that the 24/7 assault on Trump from both Democrats and Republicans continually validates his outsider status. WHETHER IT IS DONALD TRUMP OR ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES TO DRAIN THE SWAMP THIS IS THE WAY A LEGITIMATE THREAT TO “CROOKED BUSINESS AS USUAL”WILL BE TREATED.
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THE POWERS THAT BE ARE NOT GOING TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY “WE ARE ATTACKING THIS FIGURE FOR DARING TO SPEAK FOR THE WORKING CLASS THE WAY NO PRESIDENT HAS SINCE FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT.”
NO, THEY WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING TO TRUMP. IT IS STILL WAY TOO EARLY TO SEE HOW THIS WILL ALL TURN OUT, BUT IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE BAD NEWS IF THEY LOVED TRUMP BECAUSE IT WOULD MEAN HE HAS SOLD OUT.
AND HEY, REMEMBER THE ONE AND ONLY THING TRUMP HAS BEEN PRAISED FOR BY BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES WAS LOBBING SOME MISSILES INTO SYRIA. If that didn’t put things into clearer perspective for overseas readers I don’t know what will.
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
ANTI-TRUMP MANIACS ARE AS FUNNY AS EVER!
It’s so cute when Democrats pretend they actually care about healthcare for the poor and the working class and about governmental integrity. It’s as much fun as watching a bad movie to watch the DemoKKKrats’ phony outrage over getting rid of the disaster called Obamacare (As I mentioned a few days ago the hypocritical Democrats never cared about the poor people suffering and dying under Obamacare).
Even more hilarious is the ridiculous back and forth the Democrats keep going through over former FBI Director Jim Comey. The inimitable Mark Steyn ridiculed DemCorp’s hypocrisy masterfully:
“Comey’s not going to charge Hillary? What a stand-up guy! The very model of a dedicated public servant!
“Comey’s re-opened the Hillary investigation? What a partisan hack! He’s just thrown the election to Trump! This is literally a police state!
“Comey’s investigating Trump’s ties to Russia? Thank God! This career civil servant is all that stands between us and that fascist dictator!
“Comey’s fingering Huma Abedin for forwarding emails to Carlos Danger? God, this Trump stooge won’t let up, will he?
“Trump’s fired Comey? How dare he? This is a crisis for the integrity of our institutions…
“Not surprisingly it’s hard for these poor folk to keep up – to the point where Stephen Colbert had to rebuke his audience for cheering his announcement that Comey had been fired. ” (Click the link.)
That last part’s not a joke, by the way. The relentlessly unfunny Colbert was visibly upset that his audience of stooges thought that – since the Democrats have been blaming Comey for Hillary’s loss – they should cheer his firing! They forgot that the increasingly insane American Left MUST interpret every move President Trump makes as if it qualifies as an impeachable offense.
You can’t make this stuff up! Trump is so good at playing the Establishment’s Outrage Machine like a violin he should REHIRE Comey tomorrow just for laughs. Continue reading
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EVEN MORE MOCK TRUMP HEADLINES
FIFTY PERCENT OF ALL CAR ACCIDENTS ARE CAUSED BY DONALD TRUMP’S NEGLIGENCE. THE OTHER FIFTY PERCENT HE CAUSES INTENTIONALLY!
DEMOCRATS INSIST TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED FOR DOING WHAT ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE!
SHOCKING POLL REVEALS THAT PEOPLE WHO HATED TRUMP YESTERDAY STILL HATE HIM TODAY!
DEMOCRATS PROCLAIM “IF YOU’RE NOT WITH US, YOU’RE AGAINST US!”
DEMOCRATS FOLLOW THAT PROCLAMATION UP BY SAYING “PEOPLE SHOULD BE MADE TO AGREE … WITH US, THAT IS. ALL THE TIME. IF THEY KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR THEM”
SO THIS IS HOW LIBERTY DIES … AT THE HANDS OF FASCIST MOBS WHO REFUSE TO ACCEPT FACTS
AMERICAN COMEDIANS LOSE ABILITY TO BE FUNNY – INSIST ALL PUNCHLINES TO ALL JOKES MUST EXPRESS RABID HATRED OF TRUMP. OR YOU’LL NEVER WORK AGAIN.
DEMOCRATS DEFIANTLY BOAST “THE PEOPLE WHO DIED UNDER OBAMACARE MEAN NOTHING TO US! WE CAN’T EXPLOIT THEIR DEATHS!”
PAUL KRUGMAN BLAMES HIS SMALL PENIS ON TRUMP Continue reading
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HILLARY CLINTON: POSTER CHILD FOR WHITE PRIVILEGE
Yes, when Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton isn’t grabbing Justice by the pussy she continues to trot out the same old excuses for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump. Since Crooked Hillary spouts nothing but the same old thing here’s a re-post of my late 2016 item about THE HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR FOR 2017.
Hey, when this 21st Century Marie Antoinette gets new material so will I!
Career criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.
You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:
THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!
THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!
MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!
HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.
… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary
ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!
BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!
OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”
AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!
UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS! Continue reading
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TRUMP BATTLES FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION AND SAVES CHILDREN FROM MICHELLE OBAMA’S IDIOTIC WHIMS
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As always, Balladeer’s Blog would be happy to see BOTH the Republican AND Democratic Parties die off. If our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump can aid in that process, what’s not to like?
Anyway, United States President Donald Trump – or Richard Channing from Falcon Crest as I like to think of him – continues battling that misogynistic and reactionary Muslim obsession with mutilating the genitals of women here in the U.S. I’ll soon post a larger story about the demented Detroit butcher whose operation damaged the bodies of untold numbers of young Muslim women.
Trump also continues pushing for universal paid maternity leave, which would have him hailed as Emperor if he was part of DemCorp but has been ignored since – like so many of us – Trump left the Democrats in disgust long ago. Needless to say Republicans are fighting Trump tooth and nail on his desire for universal paid maternity leave, which we should have had LONG ago.
And, lastly, Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
HILLARY CLINTON EXPLAINS IT ALL
Career criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton thankfully did not become United States President last year. That honor went to de facto Third Party candidate Donald Trump while Hillary had to settle for being President of California.
Hillary’s hate-filled Democrat partisans reacted the way you would EXPECT from members of the Party of Slavery, the Ku Klux Klan, Jim Crow, the Spoils System, Japanese Internment Camps and so many other atrocities that they try to blame the rest of the country for. In other words they have been beating President Trump’s supporters bloody in the streets to show how tolerant they are and otherwise demonstrating that DemoKKKrats are fascist thugs.
Recently Hillary Clinton, known for running a fake charity and for accepting bribes from many other countries while serving as Secretary of State, sat down with a non-existent reporter from Balladeer’s Blog.
Balladeer’s Blog: Why do you and your mindless minions hate United States President Donald Trump so much?
Hillary Clinton: BECAUSE TRUMP FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE! We DemoKKKrats were THIS CLOSE to browbeating the peasants into abandoning all hope in the political process but now those damn scumbags once again think they have a right to self-determination!
BB: But how is it his fault that you were such a notorious criminal and so personally unappealing that you needed illicit help just to rob Bernie Sanders of the Democrat nomination last year, a scandal which cost several Democratic National Committee members their positions?
HC: Bernie came out of nowhere to rob me of my rightful due just like Barack Obama did in 2008! Dammit, I don’t know why these pieces of trash called voters don’t like me but I have HAD it with Democracy.
That’s why ever since Election Night we DemoKKKrats have been acting like the fascist thugs in Spain who launched the Spanish Civil War when THEY weren’t happy with election results. American peasants are too stupid to understand it’s for their own good if I get to run things.
BB: Were Obama, Susan Rice and others in his circle feeding you information from the illegal electronic surveillance of now-President Trump during the campaign? Is that why all of you have been throwing such fits since the election – because you figured you’d win and then you and Obama could bury all the evidence of your illegal actions?
HC: Dammit nobody would be asking questions like this if I had just won the damn election! Dammit, dammit, dammit!
BB: Given the infamy of your uranium deal with the Russians in exchange for very convenient Russian money flowing through your fake charity called the Clinton Foundation why did you and Barack think people would believe that President Trump was the one with illicit Russian connections? Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
MEDIA NARRATIVE CHART
Jon Gabriel from Ricochet.com has produced another hilarious hit! (And remember I visit left-wing AND right-wing sites all the time to make sure I get all sides.)
Enjoy this chart and remember: ONLY THE CORPORATE MEDIA IS MORE DISHONEST THAN OUR POLITICIANS.
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion
LOVE TRUMPS TRUMP-HATERS
America’s laughably hysterical Trump-haters are as silly as religious fanatics with the way they act like they’re fit to judge what constitutes “love” and “hate.”
Conveniently enough, they define “hate” as any refusal to mindlessly agree with every single one of their political opinions. Their irrational, daily attacks on United States President Donald Trump are as much fun as watching a bad movie and laughing at it.
And as I often point out, none of us think President Trump is God almighty the way Obama’s ridiculous supporters thought about him. It’s just becoming harder and harder to ignore the fact that Trump-haters are, for the most part, callous, comfortable and uncaring people who despise the working class and the poor.
BERNIE SANDERS CALLS ON DEMOCRATS TO STOP HATING – Bernie Sanders, the man from whom career criminal Hillary Clinton stole the Democrats’ nomination last year, AGAIN called upon Democrats to stop hating United States President Donald Trump’s supporters.
He also called for the Democrats to recast themselves as the party of the working class, rather than the “liberal elite” during a political rally Friday night in Boston.
NAVAJOS CELEBRATE PRESIDENT TRUMP ENDING OBAMA’S KILLING OF THEIR JOBS – The Navajo Nation is looking forward to working with United States President Donald Trump, who has already swept away many of Obama’s job-killing Executive Orders.
Russell Begaye, president of the Navajo Nation, said he is counting on the Trump administration’s resolve. “We are also optimistic about working with the Trump Administration to help our people given the President’s unwavering support …” he added. For his entire Op-Ed, click HERE Continue reading
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ROB SCHNEIDER TO DEMOCRATS: IT’S NOT RUSSIA, IT’S YOU
The Democrats (DemoKKKrats) are still living in a fantasy land in which Russia caused career criminal Hillary Clinton’s humiliating – and hilarious – loss to Donald Trump, who became President of the United States while Hillary/ Bugsy had to settle for being the President of California.
Rob Schneider was one of the latest people to take a public poke at DemCorp to remind them how they’ve been driving all of us away since long before last year’s Presidential race.
In a message posted to his Twitter page Wednesday, Schneider illustrated how U.S. voters had been rejecting Democrats and voting them out of power long before the 2016 election.
“2010 Dems lost the House, 2012 Dems lost the Senate, 2016 Dems lost the White House, 2017 Dems lost ability to reason, It’s not Russia, it’s YOU,” Schneider tweeted Wednesday.”
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