Here are some entertaining political cartoons from recent days. First off a look at the rapists and child-beaters of the misnamed Antifa:
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MOTHER JONES: PRESIDENT TRUMP IS MUCH MORE COMPASSIONATE THAN OBAMA WAS TO STORM VICTIMS
Balladeer’s Blog is on record as despising both of the rival gangs of white collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans. Mother Jones once again did some posthumous communicating with me about our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump, who is squaring off against both those sets of villains like Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars.
Mother Jones reminded me of how callous the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama was under similar circumstances. Mother Jones drew my attention to an article I wrote last year highlighting Obama’s callousness toward suffering victims of a natural disaster.
It is below. But first a photo of LYNN YAEGER, the Fashion Fascist who tried ridiculing First Lady Melania Trump ( Mother Jones told me Melania is our greatest First Lady since Jackie Kennedy). This fashion writer (honestly) made fun of Melania for wearing high heels as she entered Air Force One with her husband – United States President Donald Trump – to visit Houston in the wake of Hurricane Harvey.
The daffy Trump-hater looked like even more of an idiot when – as anybody with common sense could have predicted – First Lady Melania Trump – WHO SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS – exited Air Force One with her husband, United States President Donald Trump, clad in sneakers for the conditions.
Haters are gonna hate, and insane Left-Wing Archie Bunkers are gonna dress like the shallow fashionistas that Jennifer Saunders expertly lampooned on Absolutely Fabulous.
And as promised, here is my post about Obama’s callousness toward victims last year:
BARACK OBAMA: THE MOST CALLOUS MAN ALIVE
Barack Obama truly is garbage. Not only did this squirrely, wormy little man wait until he was DONE with his golfing vacation before visiting flood-ravaged Louisiana but when the delicate-minded child was pressed a little about his callous attitude toward the human suffering he was ignoring all that time this alleged human being ACTUALLY, REALLY said “I’m out in five months.”
What a scumbag! I know he bubbled and gurgled up from the cesspool of Chicago politics but this is a new low even for him. I guess if there’s a crisis on the week before Little Barry leaves office he’ll just shrug and say “That’s the new president’s worry.” Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
MUSLIM SUPREMACIST ATROCITY ROUNDUP: AUGUST 30th
Since the cowardly hypocrites called Democrats are determined to overuse the word “supremacist” like they overused the word “racist” I figured I’d use the term “Muslim Supremacist” instead of Muslim Fascist this time around. Call them what you will, you can bet America’s spineless Democrats will remain too terrified to utter a word of criticism about them.
Here are just A FEW of the latest atrocities from the kind of Muslims that the Democrats who censor Facebook LOVE!
August 25th: Gakara, Cameroon – Muslim Supremacists burned down THIRTY-FIVE homes and killed FIFTEEN innocent people while injuring EIGHT more. But to Facebook the only “offense” is if someone posts a news article about it on their Facebook page. (Since people can block anything they want to block there is NO excuse for Facebook’s obsessive censorship.)
August 23rd: Nganzi, Nigeria – Muslim Supremacists burned down homes and killed FIFTEEN innocent people while injuring TWELVE more. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.)
August 25th: Rakhine, Myanmar – Muslim Supremacists launch a raid, killing TWELVE innocent people. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.)
August 26th: Rakhine, Myanmar – Muslim Supremacists struck again, this time killing SIX innocent people for being Hindus instead of Muslims. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.)
August 21st: Tubigan, Philippines – Abu Sayyaf, the local affiliate of the Global Muslim Supremacist Murder Machine, burned down homes and killed NINE innocent people while injuring SIXTEEN more. (Facebook will ban news articles about it.) Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
STILL MORE MOCK TRUMP HEADLINES
The emotional cripples who hate President Trump really are hiring PROFESSIONAL HUGGERS to comfort them. I delayed writing about that for the longest time because it sounded like something from the Onion. It IS the truth as it turns out.
It may be impossible to satirize these irrational haters, but I’m still willing to try, with yet another list of mock headlines.
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ANTIFA TO BE NAMED THEIR PARTY’S OFFICIAL DEATH SQUADS
NOT ONE NEW STATE HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE UNION UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP
DEATH BY VIOLENCE WAS UNHEARD OF UNTIL PRESIDENT TRUMP
NEW SUPERDY-DUPERTY POLL SHOWS ONE HUNDRED NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF AMERICANS DISAPPROVE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IN THE WORLD TO BE GRANTED THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS
PRESIDENT TRUMP INFURIATES THE WORLD BY DENYING PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THEIR HUMAN RIGHT TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS
PEOPLE WHO QUESTION WHY PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS MUST BE WHITE SUPREMACISTS
EVERYONE WHO OBJECTS TO BEING CALLED A WHITE SUPREMACIST MUST BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion
MOCK HEADLINES: ANOTHER SAMPLING
The fascist scumbags and rapists from Antifa are proving the old, old saying that “The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.” How true! Antifa filth are proving that their name is short for “Anti-Fairness” even though they like to pretend it stands for something else. Anyway, those Nazis are part of this latest go-round of Mock News Headlines:
ANTIFA PROMISES TO BEAT UP ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE IN MAGA HATS … JOHN MCCAIN APPLAUDS THEM
TRUMP-HATERS OUTRAGED THAT NOBODY BUT THEM IS MAD THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP POINTED OUT THEIR LIES YET AGAIN
DEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT MINDLESS AGREEMENT WITH EVERY INSANE THING THAT DEMOCRATS SAY SHOULD BE A CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT … ANYWHERE, IN ANY JOB
CNN CLAIMS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TO BLAME FOR THEIR NEVER-ENDING OVEREXPOSURE OF HIM
CORPORATE MEDIA STILL TRYING TO PRETEND THERE IS ANYTHING PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD SAY THAT THEY WOULD NOT DISTORT OR WOULD FIND ACCEPTABLE!
CNN POLL SHOWS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS AT HIS LOWEST APPROVAL RATING WITH PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE!
CNN REPORTS THAT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD TWICE YESTERDAY AND ONCE TODAY ALREADY
REPUBLICAN JOHN MCCAIN CALLS ON ANTIFA TO ASSAULT HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS IN THE NAME OF LOVE
CNN SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE MOST HITLERISH HITLER WHO HAS EVER HITLERED IN HITLER-LIKE WAYS SINCE HITLER! AND BY THE WAY – HITLER!
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ROVING MOBS OF ANTIFA RAPISTS TO REPLACE CONVENTIONAL POLICE
CNN ANNOUNCES THEY ARE WORKING ON TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES VIEWERS SEE PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THEIR SLEEP
ANTIFA THREATENS TO KILL PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FASCISTS IN THE COUNTRY
WOLF BLITZER BLAMES HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ON PRESIDENT TRUMP Continue reading
Filed under humor, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion
DEMOCRATS: THE SMIRKING JACKASSES OF LIFE
Balladeer’s Blog would be just fine if both the Democrats’ and Republicans’ political parties – or the “Royal Houses” as I call them – were destroyed. Both parties are in the pocket of one percenters and bloated rich pigs. This is why the bought-and-paid-for office-holders from both parties are fighting President Donald Trump so fiercely. He’s not a career politician so he is under attack by the same forces that Franklin Roosevelt had to defy.
Under Obama the Democrats lost literally around 1,100 political seats on the federal and state levels. Those seats were all UNEARNED by the Republican Party, which is led by garbage like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell. People’s disgust with RepubCorp and its owners has become slightly less than it is with the Democrats and their owners so they’ve been voting for Republicans just to keep more Democrats out.
Unfortunately, Republicans like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell mistakenly think the voters are enamored with the Republican Party’s perpetual air of confusion and incompetence. Republican and Democrat career politicians are nothing but white collar criminals. More and more of us are turning away from both Parties.
Which brings us back to why Democrats are the slimiest filth of the moment and have driven away so many of us:
I often get emails and comments that say things like: “Given the type of things you write about you’re clearly not a Conservative so why do you bash Liberals so much?” Or even: “What makes American Democrats such unbearable jackasses?”
Let me provide one small example that is a microcosm of the way American Liberal Democrats have become nothing but smirking jackasses who don’t know nearly as much as they think they do.
Not so long ago, one of America’s female Conservatives (which one is not important to this example) was speaking at a Tea Party event and closed by exhorting her audience to “Party like it’s 1773.”
American Liberals all across the media and the internet had a field day ridiculing the woman for saying that. In their usual prickish, pompous manner American Liberals assumed the woman had meant to say 1776, which was the year the Declaration of Independence was signed. Liberal asses repeated their snobbish “Conservatives are stupid” meme over and over again because of this incident.
The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party
Actually since the Boston Tea Party, the event the Tea Party takes its name from, happened in 1773 – NOT 1776 – the Conservative Woman had the right year. That simple fact was lost and/or ignored in the slew of jokes about how “historically illiterate” Conservatives supposedly are for defending the woman. Talk shows, news shows, internet humor outlets all ran with the usual “Conservatives are morons” sentiment for several days.
Let me emphasize this for overseas readers: the people who had the historical reference RIGHT became national laughingstocks and were being ridiculed as “stupid” by the people who were WRONG about the historical reference. Corrections were never run or aired by any of the offending outlets. The historical fact was lost in the rush to ridicule and all the general public remembered was that, supposedly, once again Conservatives had revealed how “stupid” they are. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion, Uncategorized
DEMOCRATS DO NOT “OWN” BLACK VOTERS, FEMALE VOTERS, GAY VOTERS, THE POOR OR THE WORKING CLASS
Welcome back to Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog. In the past Democrats/ Liberals (really “illiberals”) mostly attacked Republicans or Conservatives, none of whom understood how to fight back effectively. In recent decades DemoKKKrats/ Illiberals have begun hounding the rest of us, trying to browbeat us into agreeing with every idiotic notion that pops into their heads.
That transformed them into a party that attracted all the kind of totalitarian asses who used to gravitate toward religion and therefore the Republican Party. Fortunately religion in general no longer carries the cultural influence it used to, so totalitarian people who thrive on the urge to tell everyone else how to live their lives realized they had to call themselves Democrats and Liberals and Progressives instead.
Hiding behind such increasingly meaningless labels those people pretend to have “moral superiority” (itself an absurd concept) over the rest of us like they did when religion was their excuse for putting on such airs.
Even worse is the way that DemoKKKrats, Illiberals and Regressives use all the forces of conformity to try to browbeat black people, women, gay people, poor people and the working class into pretending they are ALL good little obedient subjects of their political party.
The good news is that more and more black people, women, gay people, poor people and working class people are throwing off the yoke of the Democrats and their equally intolerant allies.
The chief way the American Left operates is by co-opting selfish make-believe leaders in various “communities” and presenting those people to the public as if they are THE official representatives of black people, gay people, etc.
People like Al Sharpton, Linda Sarsour and others have learned that the way to wealth and fame in the Democrat organization is to promote hatred and division non-stop. The Sharptons, Sarsours and their fellow Kapos live well but not so the suffering people they claim to represent.
Black, female, gay, Muslim, poor or working class people who WANT TO CO-EXIST PEACEFULLY AND FIND COMMON GROUND are attacked by Democrats as “traitors” to their race, gender group, etc. Needless to say they also DON’T get high-paying demagogue gigs in the Democrat organization.
And the more black, female, gay, Muslim, poor and working class people that catch on and break away from the Democrats the more and more frantic they become. The 2016 election made it clear to them how many people from the groups they feel they “own” are rebelling against their ugly tactics and authoritarian ways.
That is why they have gone so publicly insane since last November and have been resorting to such violent and criminal behavior. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
WHITE PRIVILEGE, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
Dystopia? You’re living in it!
All around the Western World and for decades now, bloated rich pigs and their bought & paid for flunkies in the political class have been using the rest of us as whipping boys for THEIR failed policies. They and theirs continue to screw up the world and screw the people of the world and every election cycle they preach to us more loudly about how it’s OUR fault, not theirs.
The ultimate irony is that it was the political left that gave the blueprint for modern oppression to the wealthy elites they used to oppose. The ridiculous notion of the Collective Guilt of the Western World was the best thing that ever happened to the rich and the powerful. I’ll buy that the bloated rich pigs and the political class should have borne the guilt and shouldered the blame, but regular citizens?
Uh, yeah, like it’s the Archie Bunkers who ruled the world of the past, not the George Soroses and the Koch Brothers. Wealthy and/or blue-blooded familes like the Bushes and the Pelosis have gotten a pass, sort of like Death Camp administrators who escaped and lived large in South America while German citizens absorbed the anger of the world. (Remember, Godwin’s Law pussies don’t impress me so don’t bother citing it.)
The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party
The Working Class – yes even the white ones, you “White Privilege” fanatics – never had the money or the power to “oppress” anyone. But the Working Class, who suffered under the yoke of bloated rich pigs and politicians EVEN DURING THE TIME PERIOD WHEN WE’RE TOLD WHITE PEOPLE RULED THE WORLD – now CONTINUE to suffer under the yoke of the rich and powerful but also get lectured and talked down to as if they are to blame for the abuses that those elites inflicted on the world in the past and present.
For Working Class white people and Working Class black people to engage in hostility toward each other is a monumental waste of time that will do NOTHING to improve the lot of either of them. How ironic that the wealthy ultimately co-opted Marxism and used it as the latest lash to whip their victims and all it took was the irrational concept that ALL people of the Western World bore collective guilt for colonialism, war, racism and economic inequality. Continue reading
SOCIAL JUSTICE: WEST VIRGINIA GOVERNOR LEAVES DEMOCRAT PARTY TO JOIN TRUMP
The Democrats continue their descent into sheer madness over the fact that President Trump is helping the poor and the working class. They seem willing to start another Civil War like they did when they wanted to keep their slaves.
The sheer insanity of their daily attacks on Trump over imaginary Russian conspiracies and their ever-more apparent hatred of the voters defies belief at this point. West Virginia Governor Jim Justice announced his departure from the Democrats over their war on the working class. AND DID IT AT A TRUMP RALLY!
The only down side is that Jim “Social” Justice felt the need to join the Republicans. He seems more like a Re-TRUMP-lican, just like there are Trump-o-crats instead of Democrats now.
Anyway, Justice made special mention of how the Democrat Party that he left despises the working class and the poor and cares nothing about accomplishing anything positive.
YES, DEMOCRATS HAVE NOW MASTERED THE ART OF LOSING GOVERNORSHIPS EVEN WHEN NO ELECTION IS HELD!
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Neglected History, opinion
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