The fascist scumbags and rapists from Antifa are proving the old, old saying that “The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.” How true! Antifa filth are proving that their name is short for “Anti-Fairness” even though they like to pretend it stands for something else. Anyway, those Nazis are part of this latest go-round of Mock News Headlines:
ANTIFA PROMISES TO BEAT UP ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE IN MAGA HATS … JOHN MCCAIN APPLAUDS THEM
TRUMP-HATERS OUTRAGED THAT NOBODY BUT THEM IS MAD THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP POINTED OUT THEIR LIES YET AGAIN
DEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT MINDLESS AGREEMENT WITH EVERY INSANE THING THAT DEMOCRATS SAY SHOULD BE A CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT … ANYWHERE, IN ANY JOB
CNN CLAIMS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TO BLAME FOR THEIR NEVER-ENDING OVEREXPOSURE OF HIM
CORPORATE MEDIA STILL TRYING TO PRETEND THERE IS ANYTHING PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD SAY THAT THEY WOULD NOT DISTORT OR WOULD FIND ACCEPTABLE!
CNN POLL SHOWS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS AT HIS LOWEST APPROVAL RATING WITH PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE!
CNN REPORTS THAT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD TWICE YESTERDAY AND ONCE TODAY ALREADY
REPUBLICAN JOHN MCCAIN CALLS ON ANTIFA TO ASSAULT HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS IN THE NAME OF LOVE
CNN SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE MOST HITLERISH HITLER WHO HAS EVER HITLERED IN HITLER-LIKE WAYS SINCE HITLER! AND BY THE WAY – HITLER!
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ROVING MOBS OF ANTIFA RAPISTS TO REPLACE CONVENTIONAL POLICE
CNN ANNOUNCES THEY ARE WORKING ON TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES VIEWERS SEE PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THEIR SLEEP
ANTIFA THREATENS TO KILL PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FASCISTS IN THE COUNTRY
WOLF BLITZER BLAMES HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ON PRESIDENT TRUMP
ANTIFA RAPISTS CHEERED ON BY DEMOCRATS … AND JOHN MCCAIN
“THE FASCISTS OF THE FUTURE WILL CALL THEMSELVES ANTI-FASCISTS”
24 responses to “MOCK HEADLINES: ANOTHER SAMPLING”
Very funny! I loved these but the democrats are getting scary with the way they want people fired for offending their political views.
Thank you! The Left-Wing Archie Bunkers of the “educational” (LMAO) field are the worst on that count.
This had me laughing so hard!
You are the savior of my sanity with these funny fake headlines.
Thank you very much.
I love how you have the courage to say these things.
Do not push me. I think antifa should beat up all trump supporters.
Wow, and yet you gutlessly hide behind the name of a Norse god.
I like you having the courage to condemn antifa even before a lot of politicians did.
Thanks for noticing!
Did you see that even Nancy Pelosi came out and condemned antifa?
Yes I did! When even Pelosi has to admit antifa is scum it’s a good sign. The mayor of Berkeley had to walk back his praise of antifa, too and stated the city will have to start treating antifa like a street gang.
Nazis should get punched.
You can start by punching antifa scum.
Wow! Your blog gives us a better view of American politics than the bigger sites do.
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Thank you for saying so!
You are so cute with these headlines.
I liked Bernie but I love President Trump.