In keeping with the way in which every other First Season episode of the new Cable Show 21st Century Golem sparked an uproar last night’s conclusion of the 2-part Season Finale has ignited an outcry of Continue reading
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OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SCANDALS: A USER-FRIENDLY GUIDE TO THE SLEAZIEST PRESIDENT SINCE NIXON
Barack Obama: Pathological Liar
Trying to keep up with all of the corruption and criminal malfeasance of the Barack Obama administration is a difficult task. As with the Nixon scandals the supporters of the crook in the White House at first smugly dismissed the ongoing investigations, then pompously declared them to be “political witch hunts”. Finally, they resigned themselves to the fact that the scandals weren’t going away and tried to downplay them, shift blame or (in the case of Little Barry Obama) make unfounded accusations of “racism”. Uh. Yeah, Barry. Like no other presidents have been grilled while in office.
And remember, I’m the furthest thing from a Conservative. In fact I outspokenly supported gay marriage YEARS before the weak little man named Barack Obama decided it was politically safe enough for his opposition to it to “evolve” into support.
And let’s not forget Barry’s slimiest partner in crime Eric Holder, the 21st Century J Edgar Hoover who abuses his position for political purposes and is up to his ears in investigations and impeachment hearings himself. At any rate let’s dive in to the Obama Crime Family Scandal Guide:
FAST AND FURIOUS – Obama and his Consigliere Eric Holder’s inept (or outrightly crooked) attempt to Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion, Presidential Rap Sheets
THE GOLEM TAKES ON THE MAD MULLAHS OF IRAN
Artist’s rendition of a Golem
Last night’s episode of 21st Century Golem, the hottest new cable series since The Walking Dead, was the first part of the two-part finale for this inaugural season. True to form the episode was controversial both for its graphic violence and for the way in which Barack Obama, who is Continue reading
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AL SHARPTON CLAIMS THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY IS “A WHITE CONSPIRACY TO MAKE AFRICAN-AMERICANS LOOK TOO STUPID TO BE PRESIDENT”
Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton demonstrates his orgasm face for all to see.
Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton, professional hatemonger and noted homophobe, has speculated that the countless instances of ineptitude, dishonesty, corruption and outright criminal behavior displayed by Barack Obama and his administration are evidence of “a white conspiracy to make African-Americans look too stupid to be President.”
Sharpton stated that Barack Obama, a piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics, was “clearly unqualified to be President and displayed no particular abilities that would make any reasonable person believe such a shallow and lying demagogue could function as dogcatcher, let alone United States President.”
Sharpton and Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion
THE GOLEM: IN TONIGHT’S EPISODE IT’S SCIENCE VS THE SUPERNATURAL
Artist’s rendering
The fourth episode of the hot new cable television series 21st Century Golem premieres tonight. To nobody’s surprise the series is once again embroiled in a controversy over a throwaway element that manages to overshadow the actual storyline.
If you’ve been following this excellent but ultra-violent program you know that it features a clay monster called the Golem who is protecting modern-day Israelis – especially children – from the Hamas terrorists who revel in nonstop killing. Barack Obama has a recurring role as the comic-relief villain who distorts reality as much as he has to in order to side with the Hamas butchers and blame all the violence on the Golem. Little Barry is therefore a combination of J. Jonah Jameson from Spider-Man stories and General “Thunderbolt” Ross from Hulk stories.
In the pre-credits teaser the Golem rescues a few dozen hostages from the Muslim terrorists who have captured them. With the hostages freed and the terrorists all reduced to bloody bits by the rampaging monster Barack Obama is horrified and once again condemns Israel for the whole situation.
After the way he’s been humiliated in front of the entire world over and over again because of his ineptitude and dishonesty Obama is determined to assert himself in the Middle East. Under Continue reading
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AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL NAMES OBAMA A WAR CRIMINAL; HUFFINGTON POST DECLARES HIS WAR ON PRESS FREEDOM “A DICTATOR’S DREAM”
A piece of political sewage who bubbled and gurgled up from the cesspool of Chicago politics.
It’s no secret that the Obama administration may well be the most corrupt and abusive in history. And I’m the furthest thing from a Conservative you can find. I could fill this site every day with stories about the ongoing developments in the countless investigations into this weak, inept and crooked little man but we’d all get bored with the repetitious coverage of this criminal’s venality, pomposity and general douchebaggery. (To borrow a phrase from Ted White)
Not only did one of Little Barry’s usual lapdogs, the Huffington Post, declare his war on free speech to be “a dictator’s dream” but Amnesty International quite rightly declared this Continue reading
THE GOLEM BATTLES THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF YASSER ARAFAT
Golem depicted by Philippe Semeria
Tonight’s third episode of the new cable television series 21st Century Golem finds the clay monster from Jewish folklore battling a zombified Yasser Arafat, the most famous Palestinian terrorist of them all.
The reason given for Arafat’s reanimation? Hamas’ storage of chemical weapons underneath Arafat’s burial place. The episode depicts the chemicals leaking into Yasser’s corpse and causing his body to rise from the grave to do what the madman loves best – kill innocent Israeli civilians. If only the makers of 21st Century Golem had waited they would have gotten some scripting help from this week’s revelation that Arafat’s corpse supposedly showed signs of poison. If they had known that would happen they could have thrown in a reference to the alleged poison mingling with the other chemicals to give us this zombie terrorist.
At any rate the Arafat zombie thrills the Hamas butchers, who feel they now have a supernatural ally of their own to use against the Golem who has been thwarting their murderous plans. After a Continue reading
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CONTROVERSY OVER LAST NIGHT’S HALLOWEEN EPISODE OF 21ST CENTURY GOLEM
A Golem as depicted in the 1920’s silent film
Last week’s premier episode of the new cable horror series 21st Century Golem sparked a fair amount of controversy with its depiction of a Golem wiping out Hamas terrorists who were targeting Israeli children. The show’s way of using Barack Obama as a comic-relief villain blaming the Golem for the violence and siding with the Hamas butchers prompted some outcry as well, mostly from Little Barry’s mindless and unquestioning supporters. But since those people still think Obamacare was a good idea it’s impossible to take them seriously. I applaud the show for having the courage to feature an American president in a villainous light.
Last night’s episode of 21st Century Golem upped the ante and has caused a hundred times the uproar of that debut broadcast. The first act of the episode, titled Halloween for Hamas, featured the heroic Golem thwarting a Hamas plot to blow up a hospital full of Jews and Christians amid some incredibly violent scenes. Some have Continue reading
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TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM: NEW CABLE TV SERIES
Golem (artist’s rendering)
The first episode of the hot new cable series Twenty-First Century Golem premiered last night. For the uninitiated the Golem is a clay monster from Jewish folklore created by a Rabbi to protect the Jewish people from their oppressors. Most Golem stories are set hundreds of years ago but this new show, from the director of the hit action movie The Burqa, is set here in the year 2013.
This Golem is created in Israel to protect Israeli civilians from mad dog Hamas terrorists. The Hamas butchers are targeting Israeli children and gleefully whooping as their fragile young bodies are blown to bloody pieces. The Golem wades into their Continue reading
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AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY: BARACK OBAMA
Callous murderer of 4 human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign.
Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that provides non-partisan criticism of the shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more pompous and hubristic than American Conservatives so I’m “deconstructing” their mythological figures first.
2. BARACK OBAMA – This weak, inept and crooked little man reached the Presidency because he was pretty much a tabula rasa on which the 60s generation of Liberals in the Democratic Party wrote their presidential fantasies. Even though Bill Clinton was an actual member of their generation he proved to be too competent an administrator and too much of a practical politician for them. He also lacked that disdain for the United States that the 60s generation loves so much and which the talentless and loathsome Barack Obama loves to flaunt.
Barack Obama was a dream come true for 1960s American Liberals. He had no opinions except the ones they taught him, had never had ANY real-world experience that might have Continue reading
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