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AL SHARPTON CLAIMS THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY IS “A WHITE CONSPIRACY TO MAKE AFRICAN-AMERICANS LOOK TOO STUPID TO BE PRESIDENT”

Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton demonstrates his orgasm face for all to see.

Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton demonstrates his orgasm face for all to see.

Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton, professional hatemonger and noted homophobe, has speculated that the countless instances of ineptitude, dishonesty, corruption and outright criminal behavior displayed by Barack Obama and his administration are evidence of “a white conspiracy to make African-Americans look too stupid to be President.”

Sharpton stated that Barack Obama, a piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics, was “clearly unqualified to be President and displayed no particular abilities that would make any reasonable person believe such a shallow and lying demagogue could function as dogcatcher, let alone United States President.”

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