HITTITE DEITY: LELWANI, THE DEATH GODDESS

amdearl002p1LELWANI – The goddess who ruled over the subterranean land of the dead and was thus answerable to Kumarbi, the deity who ruled over all of the undergound realms. Charnel houses and mausoleums were sacred to her. Continue reading →

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THE NATIONAL IMBECILE: LITTLE BARRY OBAMA DOESN’T EVEN RECALL WHAT ‘THE OBAMA DOCTRINE’ IS

 

"This president stuff is MUCH harder than getting D's in college was!"

“This president stuff is MUCH harder than getting D’s in college was!”

It’s official – Barack Obama is dumber than Sarah Palin on her worst day. Remember the fun we all had laughing when Vice Presidential candidate Palin proved incapable of adequately explaining the Bush Doctrine back in 2008? Well, the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama proved he can outdo THAT! Little Barry today proved incapable of recalling, let alone explaining, HIS OWN DOCTRINE!

Anyone who wants to check that can search it out online and use their own preferred website. I always say to do that with items like this because there is no point linking to a site – American Liberals and American Conservatives are such fanatics they refuse to believe anything that appears at a website not of their own choosing.

Knock yourselves out, people! This pathetic little man is one enormous joke. “Period” as Little Barry himself said when he was lying about people being able to keep their doctors under Obamacare. Continue reading →

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SUPERMODEL M*E*T*A*L SAYS: “ALL MY MEN READ BALLADEER’S BLOG … OR THEY READ NOTHING AT ALL”

M*E*T*A*L: A beautiful, brainy and butt-kicking fan of Balladeer's Blog.

M*E*T*A*L: A beautiful, brainy and butt-kicking fan of Balladeer’s Blog.

With apologies to English Leather, M*E*T*A*L makes a very persuasive argument that readers of Balladeer’s Blog are the sexiest and most intelligent readers on the internet. FOR MORE CLICK HERE: Continue reading →

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FIRST TICKET PUNCHED TO THE NAIA NATIONAL COLLEGE BASEBALL TOURNAMENT

Kentucky IntercollegiateThe Kentucky Intercollegiate Athletic Conference baseball tournament for 2014 came to an explosive end yesterday with a guaranteed berth in the NAIA national tournament on the line.

The top seeded POINT PARK UNIVERSITY PIONEERS squared off against the 3rd seeded INDIANA UNIVERSITY SOUTHEAST GRENADIERS in this title game.   Continue reading →

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TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM: LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE

It’s the hottest cable series this side of The Walking Dead! Twenty-First Century Golem deals with the adventures of Jewish mythology’s creature the Golem set in the world of today. Last night was the first time it aired on its new night – Saturdays.  Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASEBALL: DAY THREE OF THE NAIA POSTSEASON

Point Park U PioneersThe top-seeded POINT PARK UNIVERSITY PIONEERS stayed perfect in tourney play in the Kentucky Intercollegiate Athletic Conference yesterday. The Pioneers clashed with the usually lethal 3 seeds – the INDIANA UNIVERSITY SOUTHEAST GRENADIERS – who picked a bad time to have one of their worst days ever. Point Park eviscerated IUS by a final talley of SEVENTEEN to FOUR. Luckily for the Grenadiers baseball plays a double- elimination tournament so they remain alive. Continue reading →

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PULP HERO NORTHWEST SMITH: STORIES THREE AND FOUR

Northwest Smith 3Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of another neglected pulp hero – in this case Northwest Smith. Created by the female author C.L. Moore in the 1930’s Northwest Smith was a ruthless outer-space smuggler and mercenary decades before Han Solo. With his Venusian partner Yarol at his side and armed with a trusty blaster Smith roamed the solar system in his deceptively fast spaceship The Maid. In the course of their criminal pursuits the two often found themselves in the role of reluctant heroes, sometimes with the fate of entire planets at stake. For more on Northwest Smith and other neglected pulp heroes click here: https://glitternight.com/pulp-heroes/ 

3. SCARLET DREAM (1934) – Once again lying low between illegal activities of some sort Northwest Smith finds himself in the Martian city of Lakkmanda. The city’s illicit markets are legendary throughout the solar system and Smith buys a very odd scarlet blanket made of some otherworldly silk-like material. The blanket was found on a deserted spaceship with no sign left of the original crew, which should have warned our hero away from the odd blanket but if it had there would be no story. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASEBALL: NAIA CONFERENCE TOURNAMENTS DAY TWO

Point Park U PioneersThe Kentucky Intercollegiate Athletic Conference’s 2014 tourney entered Day Two yesterday. The top seeded POINT PARK UNIVERSITY PIONEERS joined the fun and took the diamond against the 4th seeded BEREA COLLEGE MOUNTAINEERS. The two teams were tied up at 1-1 after the 1st Inning and remained in that state of affairs until the Pioneers took a 2-1 lead in the 4th. A big 5th inning for Point Park saw them notch 3 additional runs and with another run in the 8th for them plus a Berea run in the 7th the final score was Pioneers 6  Mountaineers 2. Manny Perdomo got the win with an 8 Inning performance for PPU.  Continue reading →

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GEORGE C SCOTT CAPTIONING FUN

 

I've had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa's body. "Thanks for all the fish" my ass!

I’ve had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa’s body. “Thanks for all the fish” my ass!

IF YOU PREFER YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING CAPTIONS INSTEAD: Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASEBALL: NAIA CONFERENCE TOURNAMENTS ARE UNDERWAY!

ius_logoThe Kentucky Intercollegiate Athletic Conference threw out the first pitch yesterday in postseason play for the NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics). The ever- dangerous INDIANA UNIVERSITY- SOUTHEAST GRENADIERS came in as the 3 seeds and opened up the proverbial can of whupass on the 6th seeded ALICE LLOYD COLLEGE EAGLES. The college sports gods always smile when a team with an overused name like Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs or Wildcats gets routed and the Grenadiers were happy to oblige!

IUS led 4-1 after the 1st Inning and 7-1 after the 2nd. The Grenadiers then went on to put up 4, 1 and 3 runs respectively in the 7th, 8th and 9th Innings on their way to an impressive FIFTEEN to ONE humilation of the Eagles. Mason Lingafelter got the win as IUS moves on to the next round.   Continue reading →

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