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SEX-BOMB M*E*T*A*L IN MORE TALES OF THE MATRIARCH

Supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who models as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

Supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who models as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

The gloriously beautiful model called M*E*T*A*L will be appearing in more upcoming adventures of Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch!

2015 will see the sexy crimefighter clash with even more oddball and flatout bizarre supervillains to keep Las Vegas safe.

If you happened to miss out on the veritable “Matriarch-Mania” that swept the internet over the last two years you definitely want to catch up.

A good start would be to check out her Top Five Stories: https://glitternight.com/2014/08/19/the-matriarch-the-top-five-adventures-of-edward-wozniaks-female-superhero/

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ADVENTURES WITH M*E*T*A*L,

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SEXY MODEL M*E*T*A*L PRESENTS TWO OF BALLADEER’S BLOG’S BIGGEST HITS

M*E*T*A*L (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) presenting some Balladeer's Blog classics!

M*E*T*A*L (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) presenting some Balladeer’s Blog classics!

M*E*T*A*L has a well- deserved reputation as one of the most achingly beautiful women in the world. Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog will remember her candid interview last year as well as her capable performances in stories about my Las Vegas -based superheroine called the Matriarch! This modern-day pagan fertility goddess is with us today for a very important purpose: Continue reading

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SUPERMODEL M*E*T*A*L SAYS: “ALL MY MEN READ BALLADEER’S BLOG … OR THEY READ NOTHING AT ALL”

M*E*T*A*L: A beautiful, brainy and butt-kicking fan of Balladeer's Blog.

M*E*T*A*L: A beautiful, brainy and butt-kicking fan of Balladeer’s Blog.

With apologies to English Leather, M*E*T*A*L makes a very persuasive argument that readers of Balladeer’s Blog are the sexiest and most intelligent readers on the internet. FOR MORE CLICK HERE: Continue reading

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THE MATRIARCH: THE SUPERHEROINE SAVES LAS VEGAS FROM AN ARMY OF PARACHUTING ELVIS PRESLEYS

A photo of the superheroine called the Matriarch in action

A photo of the superheroine called the Matriarch in action

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV  The costumed and voluptuous superheroine known only as the Matriarch was in action once again overnight last night saving the citizens and tourists of Las Vegas from a veritable army of looters all dressed as Elvis Presley and all of whom had parachuted in along the Strip and engaged in a night-long crime spree.

As the hours wore on, however, that crime spree became a running battle with the black-garbed Matriarch, and as she whittled down the numbers of the criminal army that running battle turned into a siege as the crooks attempted to Continue reading

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MOVIE REVIEW: THE BADLANDS BEAUTY (2014)

THE BADLANDS BEAUTY (2014)

THE BADLANDS BEAUTY (2014)

The Badlands Beauty (2014- Glitternight Productions) is an explosive action film starring the supermodel known as M*E*T*A*L. Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog will remember M*E*T*A*L as the beautiful woman who poses as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

M*E*T*A*L is moving into acting in what may be the most memorable movie debut since Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours. Our gorgeous heroine is an outlaw biker babe who can out-drink, out-shoot, out-fight and out-ride all of the male bikers in her dangerous circles. While M*E*T*A*L – called Nomad in the film – is partying hard at a dive in an unnamed town in northern Mexico she Continue reading

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COSTUMED WOMAN CALLED THE MATRIARCH FOILS LAS VEGAS ROBBERY

THE MATRIARCH, costumed vigilante

THE MATRIARCH, costumed vigilante

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV  A costumed – and voluptuous – vigilante calling herself the Matriarch has declared war on crime. This violent woman has chosen Sin City of all places for her crusade against wrongdoing, a crusade which started two days ago when a young woman reported being saved from an attempted rape by the Matriarch’s timely arrival. The incident would have been dismissed as a hoax if not for the level of damage inflicted on the would-be rapist: the costumed woman whipped him nearly unconscious and then proceeded to kick him between the legs repeatedly with her sharp-toed boots. The accused assailant will likely never achieve a normal erection again for the rest of his life.

Overnight last night the Matriarch struck again, thwarting the attempted armed robbery of the Bellagio Casino. Bizarrely enough the heroine subdued the masked, commando-style gang by Continue reading

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M*E*T*A*L: THE MOST INTERESTING WOMAN IN THE WORLD

M*E*T*A*L, the Most Interesting Woman in the World

M*E*T*A*L, the Most Interesting Woman in the World

M*E*T*A*L Says: I DON’T ALWAYS READ BLOGS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE IT BALLADEER’S BLOG! STAY THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE MY FRIENDS!

SHE tells shopping malls when it’s time to close … For her ALL doors open automatically … It’s NEVER Continue reading

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