THE AMERICAN ADVENTURER: STORY OF THE SECOND TRAVELER (1879) – ANCIENT SCI FI

THE AMERICAN ADVENTURER: STORY OF THE SECOND TRAVELER (1879) – While looking for new blog posts to mark Frontierado this year I unexpectedly came across this short story that is more sci-fi than Wild West. 

Author and poet Don Maguire’s short story collection The American Adventurer is basically an Old West imitation of Canterbury Tales. The title figure is an itinerant peddler in the west who invites other guests at a Little Rock, AR inn to take turns sharing a tale from their life. The individual tales are titled Story of the First Traveler, and so on. 

Most of the stories would fit in with Wild West tall tales and the like, but Story of the Second Traveler features wild science fiction elements. An Irishman named Fitzhugh relates how he was once shipwrecked off the coast of South America. (But wait, there’s more as the old joke goes.)

Clinging to a makeshift raft he found an abandoned Spanish ship loaded with gold plundered in the 1500s. Eventually reaching Lima, Peru, Fitzhugh mustered a party to recover the gold and became wealthy beyond his dreams. Continue reading

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RICHARD DENNING: HIS PSYCHOTRONIC FILMS

Richard Denning is best remembered as the relentlessly affable Governor Paul Jameson on the original Hawaii 5-0 series. He made 74 appearances on that cop show but had previously filled starring roles in other television programs like Mr. and Mrs. North, The Flying Doctor, Michael Shayne and Karen.

This being Balladeer’s Blog I’m focusing purely on Richard Denning’s roles in Psychotronic films for this post.

UNKNOWN ISLAND (1948)

With the latest film in the Jurassic World series now in theaters I’ll start with this dinosaur flick. Denning portrays John Fairbanks, the drunken sole survivor of a visit to a Pacific Ocean Island inhabited by dinosaurs and other extinct creatures.

Fairbanks is hired by an expedition planning to explore that island because their photographer leader (Phillip Reed) was a World War Two pilot who once snapped a sub-Loch Ness Monster level picture of dinos while flying over the island during the war. His wealthy wife (Virginia Grey) is financing the expedition and their ship’s captain – who drinks almost as much as Denning’s John Fairbanks – is played by Barton MacLane.

The foolish photographer winds up getting multiple members of the expedition killed by dinosaurs through his inept, unfocused “leadership.” He also keeps everyone on the island, endangering their lives every minute, long after he has more than enough photos to prove the existence of the dinosaurs and therefore justify additional, heavily armed visits to the Unknown Island. Continue reading

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INDIANA JONES REBOOT RUMORS

The buzz surrounding the planned reboot of Indiana Jones reminded me of my blog post from five and a half years ago. That post was prompted by the news that Steven Spielberg declined to direct the upcoming fifth movie in the Indiana Jones franchise –  

Chris Pratt“In the past I’ve mentioned how foolish it is to think that Harrison Ford MUST play Indy in all the movies. James Bond and Tarzan are just two recurring heroes that have survived multiple casting changes over the years.

“The obvious move long ago would have been to cast a younger actor – say, Chris Pratt – as Indiana Jones and detail some of his earlier adventures. I love the Roaring Twenties so I think it would have been great to see Dr. Jones’ activities in that decade.

“Since it would be before Raiders of the Lost Ark even Belloq (maybe Gary Oldman) could appear in a few installments. I can’t possibly be alone in wanting to see some of those “many stimulating encounters” that Belloq referred to having with Indy in Raiders.

“Belloq was French, so do a story with Dr. Jones searching for a lost relic in 1920s Vietnam. Belloq’s hoity-toity family could be among the French plantation owners there, helping to set up a clash with our hero. Or have the two vying with each other to recover ancient Russian artifacts from violent factions of Red and White Russians in the years after the Russian Civil War. Any number of things. Continue reading

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JULY SEVENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does another current events roundup.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL HARMEET DHILLON COME DOWN HARD ON WHITE SUPREMACIST MURDER FOR HIRE PLOT.

A LOOK AT EIGHTEEN OF PRESIDENT TRUMP’S GREATEST WINS IN RECENT MONTHS.

DEMOCRAT MAMDANI’S HANNUKAH VIDEO MOCKING JEWS EXPOSED. Well, it’s no secret that Democrats are the party of rabid antisemitism and rabid support of Hamas. 

PRO-ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT DEMOCRATS ARE NOW TARGETING THE CHILDREN OF ICE AGENTS. Have I mentioned lately that 21st Century Democrats are the combined Nazis and Mafia?

TRUMP’S U.S. ATTORNEY ALINA HABBA LEADS OPERATION THAT JUST APPREHENDED TWO HUNDRED SIXTY-FOUR WANTED CRIMINALS. 95 gang members were among those arrested. More HERE

ABC, NYT, CBS, MARQUETTE POLLS SHOW LARGE MAJORITIES OF THE VOTERS SUPPORT TRUMP’S LARGE-SCALE DEPORTATIONS. But we all know Democrats will continue to lie that the policy is “not popular.” 

LARGE-SCALE NEW YORK BRIBERY RING EXPOSED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WITH FALSE DRIVER’S LICENSES. Continue reading

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LAMAR COLLEGE: COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM

Here’s another college whose teams have a catchier name than the overused Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats.

LAMAR COLLEGE Continue reading

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INVADERS FROM MARS (1953) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Balladeer’s Blog continues its celebration of this 1985-1987 program’s FORTIETH anniversary year.

In the middle 1980s, way down on Level 31 Randy Clower and Richard Malmos, machine-gun toting Film Vault Technicians First Class (EO6) hosted this neglected cult show.

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: Saturday June 7th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma. 

SERIAL: Before the movie this week, our members of the Film Vault Corps (“the few, the proud, the sarcastic”) showed another episode of the 1950 Columbia serial Atom Man vs Superman. Kirk Alyn starred as Superman with Lyle Talbot as his archenemy Lex Luthor aka Atom Man.

Especially laughable are the bits when Superman “flies” – an effect achieved by switching from live footage of Kirk Alyn to INSERTED CARTOON FOOTAGE of Superman flying. Think of the ‘Toons in Roger Rabbit interacting with the live backgrounds and you have the idea.

A behind the scenes photo of Laurie Savino, who held the rank of Mystery Clip Technician in the Film Vault Corps.

FILM VAULT LORE: This week Laurie Savino, who held the rank of Mystery Clip Technician in the Film Vault Corps once again presented Channel 27’s Movie Ticket Giveaway.

Correctly identifying the Mystery Clip this time around would win a few lucky viewers tickets to the upcoming release of the 1986 remake of Invaders from Mars, starring Karen Black.

HOST SEGMENTS/ COMEDY MOMENTS – According to fan Dr. Solaranite, one of the comedy bits Randy and Richard injected into the film this time involved Jimmy Hunt, who played David Maclean, the child hero of the movie.

Whenever Hunt would say something harmless like “Gee Whiz” the Film Vault Guys would bleep part of it to make it sound like the kid had said “Jesus” and was getting censored. And so it went throughout the movie. Little Jimmy – but, hilariously, NONE of the adults, would occasionally get bleeped misleadingly as if cursing like a sailor. 

That is one foul-mouthed little boy!

A word beginning with “sh” would be bleeped like Jimmy was saying “shit”, a word beginning with “f” would be bleeped like Jimmy was saying “fuck”, multi-syllable “m” words would be bleeped like he was saying “motherfucking”. It was like a more profane throwback to the old “Cleveland-style” of movie hosting, dating back to the legendary Ghoulardi (Ernie Anderson) in the 1960s.

THE MOVIE: Invaders from Mars is a very fun-bad movie complete with cheap and unconvincing 1950s special effects, stiff and unbelievable characters and a groan-inducing finale. Some elderly critics praise this movie nostalgically and try to present it as a metaphor for 1950s anti-communist paranoia, like the more-deserving Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Continue reading

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ONE HUNDREDTH ISSUE STORIES FROM MARVEL

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog will look at the stories that Marvel Comics offered up for the 100th issue milestone for its various titles.

AVENGERS Vol 1 #100 (Jun 1972)

Title: Whatever Gods There Be

Avengers Roster: Thor, Wasp, Iron Man, Ant-Man, Hulk, Captain America, the Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, Quicksilver, the Swordsman, Black Widow, Hercules, Black Panther, the Vision, Black Knight and Captain Marvel (Rick Jones) 

Villains: Ares and the Enchantress

Synopsis: This issue picks up where the previous one left off. Ares, the Greco-Roman God of War, has allied himself with the Avengers’ longtime foe the Enchantress. Ares has imprisoned the other gods and taken over Mount Olympus.

He and the Enchantress are about to unleash armies of monsters from Greek myths to conquer the Earth first and then Asgard. Thanks to the former Avenger Hercules our heroes were brought into all this over the previous two issues. 

The Avengers summon every single hero who had ever served as an Avenger to a meeting at the Black Knight’s Garrett Castle home (at right) to plot strategy against Ares and the Enchantress. From the mystic brazier in Garrett Castle, Sir Percy, the ghost of the current day Black Knight’s ancestor (featured in Marvel’s 1950s comic books) addresses all of the Avengers, Force Ghost style. Continue reading

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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY 2025

American flagBalladeer’s Blog wishes a happy birthday to the USA! What happened in early July of 1776 certainly needs no rehashing so in keeping with my blog’s theme of addressing more out of the way subjects this post will examine various events that took place on other July 4ths throughout American history.

JULY 4TH, 1778 – George Rogers Clark led his rebel forces in taking the British stronghold of Kaskaskia, near the confluence of the Mississippi and Kaskaskia Rivers. Clark and his Rangers were on a mission for then-Virginia Governor Patrick Henry.

JULY 4TH, 1783 – The Massachusetts Supreme Court is finalizing its written decision holding that slavery has been illegal in the state since adoption of the Massachusetts Declaration of Rights in 1780. 

continental soldierJULY 4TH, 1788 – The Constitution of the United States is starting to come into full effect this calendar year, instituting the government we are still officially ruled by. First elections are scheduled for later in the year.

JULY 4TH, 1789 – Congress passes a tariff that taxes goods imported in American ships at a rate 10% lower than on goods imported in ships under foreign flags.

JULY 4TH, 1794 – The “Whiskey Rebellion” is underway in western Pennsylvania. Farmers protesting a federal tax on grain alcohol act against it by refusing to pay it and by tarring and feathering the revenue agents sent to collect the tax money. They also take to burning down the homes of revenue officials. The rebellion ends in November.    Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: JULY FOURTH

Time for an end of the week current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

TRUMP’S BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL ACT PASSES IN TIME FOR JULY FOURTH SIGNING CEREMONY. Another win for populist President Donald Trump. Bradley Jaye and others noted: “The bill, which codifies into law much of what Trump has done through executive action and unlocks much more that required Congressional approval, may be considered by history as Trump’s crowning achievement” AND “manages to include almost every campaign promise Trump made …”

        Trump’s bill also fulfills his pledges regarding “no taxes on tips, overtime, or social security.” Plus there’s the biggest middle class tax cut in history and full funding for the Border Wall.

JUNE JOBS REPORT: TRUMP’S POLICIES ADD ONE HUNDRED FORTY-SEVEN THOUSAND NEW JOBS AND UNEMPLOYMENT FALLS AGAIN. More HERE. Trump remains the best president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CNN LAMENTS THAT THEY DIDN’T GET THE JOBS SLOWDOWN THEY GLEEFULLY PREDICTED Continue reading

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1776: FOURTH OF JULY MUSICAL

For the first time in years, here’s Balladeer’s Blog’s look at the terrific musical 1776.

1776-musical-movieIt may be my fondness for mythology that makes me love to watch particular movies around particular holidays.  I say that because many of the well- known myths were recited on ancient holidays when their subject matter was relevant to those festivities. The stories helped accentuate the meaning of the special events and that’s the reason I love holiday-themed movies.

At Christmas I watch countless variations of A Christmas Carol, for New Year’s Eve it’s Bloodhounds of Broadway, around Labor Day I watch Matewan and Eight Men Out, at Halloween, naturally, horror films. Thanksgiving Eve I do Oliver! and for Frontierado (which is just a month away now) I do Silverado and other westerns.

Since the actual 4th of July is loaded with activity I always show 1776 on the night before. It’s a great way to get in the mood for Independence Day. It’s a musical but with brilliant dialogue portions and the story involves the political maneuvering surrounding the Original Thirteen Colonies at last announcing their independence from Great Britain, more than a year after the shots fired at Lexington and Concord started the war.

The story is excellently conveyed and is moving, comical, invigorating and poignant all at once. As long as you know which parts of the tale are depicted accurately and which are complete b.s. it’s a terrific way to spend each 3rd of July evening. Continue reading

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