Monthly Archives: April 2025

SCREAMBOOK (1984) BAD MOVIE REVIEW

SCREAMBOOK (1984) – Ever see a feature length horror film written, produced and directed by a 13-year-old? And with nearly all the roles – of all ages – played by fellow teenagers? Obviously, I’ll be grading this flick on a curve in this review.

This anthology movie was the very first product of the legendary “horror himbo” Joe Zaso. Not Zasa like in Godfather III, but Zaso. An enterprising teenager in the 1980s, Zaso formed his first production company at age 16 and is to this day active in the film industry.     

Joe is also a bodybuilder and keeps himself in top condition which is how he acquired the “himbo” nickname over the decades. His productions are still unpretentious B-movies but this review deals with his very primitive first effort, so as I mentioned above, it’s not fair to look at it like it was a professional piece of work.  Continue reading

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APRIL THIRTIETH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog. I’m coming to you from a country where the anti-Trump hysteria from the slobbering psychopaths who hate him gets more hilarious by the day. Every poll that Democrats try to cite against Trump STILL SHOWS HIM FAR ABOVE THEIR OWN APPROVAL RATINGS WHICH ARE STILL DOWN IN THE TWENTIES. Uh. Yeah. That’s showing him.

CONGRESSIONAL HEARING ON WHY DEMOCRAT-RUN CALIFORNIA TAKES DAYS TO COUNT VOTES EACH ELECTION. We all know why they do it, of course. NOTE: The entire nation of India gets its votes counted in one day.

WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT SUSPENDS DEMOCRAT JUDGE DUGAN FOR TRYING TO HELP VIOLENT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ESCAPE ICE. More HERE. She faces far worse as the investigation continues.

ANOTHER JUDGE – THIS ONE IN BOSTON – IN LEGAL TROUBLE OVER ALLEGEDLY LETTING AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SLIP OUT A SIDE DOOR

DEMOCRATS ONCE AGAIN BLOCK MAKING TRAFFICKING OF MINORS A FELONY. The Party has very weird priorities.

ISIS SUSPECT ARRESTED FOR NEW YEAR’S DAY BOURBON STREET ATTACK. C’mon, Democrats. You KNOW you want to make a hero out of him.

TRUMP EFFECT: IBM INVESTING ONE HUNDRED FIFTY BILLION IN U.S. MANUFACTURING.

GREATEST HITS OF TRUMP’S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS (ROUND TWO).

ONE HUNDRED DAYS OF DEMOCRAT MELTDOWNS.

RASMUSSEN: SEVENTY-ONE PERCENT ABLE TO SEE THROUGH BIASED ANTI-TRUMP POLLS. There’s a reason the flawed approach is called “Garbage Polling” HERE. And HERE.

GRANDMOTHER REMINDS ANTI-TRUMP MSNBC REPORTER THAT BIDEN’S INFLATION WAS FAR WORSE THAN POTENTIAL RESULTS OF TRUMP’S TARIFFS.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HILARIOUSLY SMACKS DOWN ABC DEMOCRATIC MEDIA WORKER. Continue reading

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CAPTAIN MORS THE AIR PIRATE (1908-1911) STORIES SIXTEEN TO TWENTY

For Balladeer’s Blog’s overview of the entire Kapitan Mors der Luftpirat series click HERE. For my look at the first five stories in the weekly text series click HERE.

CAPTAIN MORS IMPRISONED – Far above the ocean, Kapitan Mors commands his Luftschiff (Air Ship) on its latest voyage along with its part European and part Indian crew. A carrier pigeon brings our masked hero a distress call from Miss Else Martens. She is in the clutches of a tinpot dictator who wants to force her into a marriage.

Our main character and his men set out to free Else and loot the dictator’s riches. They will, as usual, share those riches with the suffering poor around the world. What they keep will go toward completing Mors’ spaceship. And speaking of that, this adventure introduces the Dutch astrophysicist Van Halen, who becomes vital to the captain’s outer space adventures. Continue reading

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BRACKEN’S WORLD (1969-1970) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

BRACKEN’S WORLD (1969-1970) – This one-hour drama has the dubious distinction of being the series that replaced Star Trek on NBC’s Fall Schedule for the 1969 into 1970 season. The program was set at fictional Century Studios in Hollywood and presented dramas about life in the film industry. Dorothy Kingsley created and produced the show and wrote several episodes.   

John Bracken ran Century Studios and in the first season all viewers got was his voice on the speakerphone, praising or crushing his employees. The voice was provided by Warren Stevens in the first season, then Leslie Nielsen took over the role and appeared in person as Bracken for the second season.

The episodes were sometimes self-contained with assorted guest stars at the center of each week’s backstabbing and maneuvering, but most revolved around a regular cast portraying figures who worked at or were under contract to Century Studios.

Appearing in all 41 episodes were Peter Haskell as producer Kevin Grant, Linda “Nova from Planet of the Apes” Harrison as ingenue actress Paulette Douglas, Elizabeth Allen as talent coach Laura Deane and Karen Jensen as established star Rachel Holt. 

Other recurring roles with a lengthy run were filled by Madlyn Rhue as Kevin Grant’s wife Marjorie, Dennis Cole as stunt man and later assistant studio head Davey Evans and Stephen Oliver as Tom Hudson, a talented but volatile actor.

THE EPISODES:

101. FADE IN – Brandoesque Tom Hudson tries to make his mark as an actor, Paulette Douglas is reluctant to do a nude scene in her first film, but her ambitious show-business mother (Jeanne Cooper) insists she do it. Producer Kevin Grant’s marriage is in trouble over his use of the casting couch. Tony Curtis, Omar Sharif and Raquel Welch make brief appearances as themselves to sell the supposed “star power” of Century Studios. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A STORY OF THE YEAR 2236 (1900)

Struggle for EmpireTHE STRUGGLE FOR EMPIRE: A STORY OF THE YEAR 2236 (1900) – Written by Robert W Cole. I left out the first half of the title for the headline, since The Struggle For Empire sounds like a mundane history book. In reality this novel was a very, very early example of the Space Opera sub-genre.  

In 2236 A.D. Earth’s dominant geopolitical entity is the Anglo-Saxon Federal Union, consisting of Great Britain, the United States and Germany. This union of nations came about during a World War that was fought during the early Twentieth Century. That conflict pitted the Americans, British and Germans against the French and the Russians.

The Anglo-Saxon Federal Union emerged triumphant, with France carved up and lost to the mists of history. (The author was British.) London, now a megalopolis spreading out for hundreds of miles, is the Earth’s capital city. It also serves as the capital for the star-spanning empire which Earthlings have established.

Mascot sword and pistolInitially the Earth colonized and inhabited the planets and certain moons of our own solar system all the way out to Neptune. (Pluto was not discovered until 1930.) In a quaint quasi-Steam-Punk way, all of those planets and moons have Earth-like atmospheres and conditions.

The perfection of anti-gravity and other technology led to the construction of space ships that could fly at the speed of ten million miles per hour. Robert W Cole takes H.G. Wells’ colonialism analogy from War of the Worlds into space, as humanity is depicted settling and colonizing planets in multiple star systems.

Earthlings also stripped uninhabitable planets of all their minerals, precious metals and other natural resources. Power and greed rule the zeitgeist. Complications arise when humanity at last encounters another intelligent race in the 23rd Century.     Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: APRIL TWENTY-EIGHTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does another current events roundup.

ATTORNEY GENERAL PAM BONDI REVEALS FURTHER DETAILS ABOUT THE TWO DEMOCRAT JUDGES ARRESTED OVER COLLUSION WITH VIOLENT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, EVEN EL TREN ARAGUA. More HERE. Maybe all of the other judges who always rule in favor of illegal immigrants need investigated after what these two were caught red-handed at.

HOW “JUDGE” HANNAH DUGAN PUT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ABOVE HIS VICTIMS. Should Democrats be counted as accomplices to illegal immigrant crimes at this point? 

DEMOCRATS ABANDON THEIR “NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW” CHARADE TO DEFEND THE JUDGES ARRESTED FOR AIDING AND ABETTING ADDITIONAL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CRIMES. More HERE. One of their party’s judges threatens a “boycott” in support of the arrested Dugan. Democrats are the combined Mafia and Nazis of the 21st Century. (Since they love Nazi comparisons so much.)

CONGRESSWOMAN MARY MILLER OF ILLINOIS SPEAKS OUT ON HOW OTHER NATIONS’ TARIFFS HAVE GIVEN AMERICAN FARMERS AND OTHERS A RAW DEAL. Just as President Trump forced America’s corrupt establishment to finally face the illegal immigration disaster, hopefully he is waking people up to the damage that unfair tariffs continue to do to the U.S.

SHOCKING EXPOSURE OF HOW FEDERAL FUNDS WERE BEING DIVERTED TO DEMOCRAT NGOs. Another scandal that should be dominating the headlines but the Democrats are distracting from it with their latest pro-illegal immigration frenzy.

CLINTON-APPOINTED JUDGE BRIONES, WHO RULED AGAINST THE BORDER WALL IN TRUMP’S FIRST TERM, NOW RULES THAT THE ADMINISTRATION CANNOT DEPORT TREN DE ARAGUA CRIMINALS IN THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY. Corrupt judges apparently feel that a president has less power than a Chicago alderman. And Congressional Republicans are still nothing but talk when it comes to reining in judicial overreach. Plus, Trump was right about Tren de Aragua HERE.

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN JEFFRIES BRAGS ABOUT THWARTING BILL TO MAKE SURE ONLY CITIZENS CAN VOTE. The Democrat love affair with illegal immigration is like one big RICO case all around.

LATEST LIE ABOUT TRUMP FROM DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS THAT SPENT YEARS LYING ABOUT JOE BIDEN’S UNFITNESS – THEY’RE PRETENDING HE’S THE ONLY HEAD OF STATE WHO WORE A BLUE SUIT AT PAPAL FUNERAL. Photos show others did as well. Meanwhile, the corrupt and doddering Biden committed a true faux pas with his immature selfies and buffoonish laughter. Continue reading

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ROCK STAR CHERI CURRIE FULLY EMBRACES TRUMP POLICES LIKE SO MANY OF US FORMER DEMOCRATS

Cheri Currie of Runaways fame unleashed a broadside on the pathetic, hatemongering, fascistic and intolerant Democrat Party of 2025. She courageously embraced the MAGA label, too. 

Among her comments: “F**k the Democratic Party! You clowns. Liars! Users. Destroyers! Mental case Cowards! We’ve HAD IT with you! Keep standing up for law breaking criminals, gang members, murderers, pedophiles, abusers, human traffickers, baby rapists, thieves!” she said. “You are so ridiculous and pathetic. Coming after our children was your biggest mistake, your demise. We will scorn you in history books …  We, the American people are DONE with you!”

“I simply can’t sit back anymore and let these lunatics continue to hurt people! They LIE! They keep their sheeple IN FEAR! Ruin their LIVES!! All to gain power! Not an ounce of integrity or respect! How DARE you scare ppl when you know they’re not in danger! That what is happening HAS TO HAPPEN! You hurt your own for YOUR BENEFIT??? You have NOTHING to offer the American people! Nothing! You have done yourselves in.” 

As for my take on this – Continue reading

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HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (1958) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Randy Clower and Richard Malmos of The Texas 27 Film Vault (both lower right) featured in a Movie Host article with Stella from Saturday Night Dead and Elvira.

Before MST3K we had The Texas 27 Film Vault! Balladeer’s Blog continues its FORTIETH ANNIVERSARY YEAR look at this neglected cult show that debuted February 9th, 1985.

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: Saturday September 7th, 1985 from 10:30pm to 1:00am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma.

SERIAL: Before the movie our Film Vault Technicians First Class showed and mocked a chapter of Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940).

FILM VAULT LORE: Randy Clower at E-Gor’s site on Texas 27 Film Vault groupies: “We were a bit wild during that time and having a cult show on late at night opened a few doors around the Dallas area which we were all more than willing to go through and explore.”

High School Confidential

THE MOVIE: High School Confidential has a well-deserved reputation as one of the campiest Juvenile Delinquency films of the 50s and 60s. Some of the fun comes from the hilariously heavy-handed anti-marijuana messages sprinkled throughout the movie, most of them delivered by some of the stiffest adults imaginable. Seriously, the grown-ups in this movie are so uptight they make Dragnet‘s Joe Friday seem like Elvis Presley.

Jerry Lee Lewis performs the opening song on the back of a flat-bed truck. Even if you’ve never watched this film you have probably seen the footage of this iconic performance by Lewis. Continue reading

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GOLDEN GIRL AND CAPTAIN AMERICA: 1940s ADVENTURES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog will look at the late 1940s stories with Captain America teamed up with Golden Girl, who replaced Bucky after he was seriously injured.

GOLDEN GIRL 

Secret Identity: Betsy Ross

First Appearance: As Betsy Ross – Captain America Comics #1 (March 1941) As Golden Girl – Captain America Comics #66 (April 1948) Her final Golden Age appearance came in July of 1949.

Origin: After years of working off and on with Captain America in her capacity as a federal agent, Betsy Ross adopted the costumed identity of Golden Girl in 1948 to serve as Cap’s new partner when Bucky was out of commission after suffering injuries at the hands of the supervillainess called Lavender.

Powers: Golden Girl was in peak physical condition and excelled at unarmed combat. She was more agile than an acrobat and wore a bulletproof cape which she could wrap around herself or innocent bystanders as needed. Continue reading

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APRIL TWENTY-FIFTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Here’s a roundup of current events from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog. I’m coming to you from an America where the media outlets who lied every day by saying that corrupt and demented Joe Biden was “sharp as a tack” and that everything was fine are back to lying about every single thing President Donald Trump says and does.

*** NEW! WISCONSIN CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE ARRESTED TODAY FOR TRYING TO HELP ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FACING THREE BATTERY CHARGES ESCAPE ICE AGENTS. The agents then had to chase down the subject and did indeed apprehend him. As I said before, one wonders if some of the judges who repeatedly rule in favor of illegals engage in this or similar acts. More HERE. And HERE.

A LOOK AT THE OFFENSES OF ALL THE TREN DE ARAGUA GANG MEMBERS THAT DEMOCRATS AND THEIR “JUDGES” ARE FIGHTING TO KEEP IN THE COUNTRY. Democrat heroes, every one of them, apparently.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED IN CALIFORNIA WITH RAPING AND MURDERING A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL. Are Democrats accomplices? They support “Sanctuary Cities” and refuse to cooperate with ICE. “If it saves one single life” Democrats must stop enabling illegal immigrant crime.

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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT MS-13 MEMBER IN TENNESSEE FOUND GUILTY OF KIDNAPPING AND TORTURING A WITNESS SET TO TESTIFY AGAINST THE GANG. Are Democrats accomplices? Their loud support for MS-13 is pretty damning.

EVEN THIS ANALYST AT DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CNN IS DEBUNKING THE SHRILL ANTI-TRUMP NARRATIVES. He’s encouraging the Democrats to be more rational in their approach, but it’s doubtful they’re capable of that.

TWO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN MARYLAND CHARGED IN KILLING OF A MOTHER OF TWO. More HERE. Are Democrats accomplices? At least Senator Chris Van Hollen seems to be. They should not have been in the U.S.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN IL FREED BY DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” POLICIES DESPITE MURDER CHARGE. Democrat refusal to cooperate with ICE strikes again. Are Democrats accomplices after the fact in this murder? 

TRUMP’S POLICIES CAUSE 9.2 PERCENT INCREASE IN PURCHASES OF DURABLE MANUFACTURED GOODS. Ever fretful economists had predicted a mere 1.4 percent increase. It’s like our corrupt establishment is still rooting against Trump and the people or something.  RUNNING TALLY OF NEW INVESTMENTS AND JOBS TRUMP HAS BROUGHT TO THE U.S. DURING HIS SECOND TERM.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN FLORIDA WHO WAS RELEASED BY THE BIDEN REGIME NOW ARRESTED FOR RAPING A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD-BOY. Are Democrats accomplices? Their “sanctuary” policies never protect the victims of these crimes, just the perpetrators. 

HISPANIC AMERICAN WOMAN ON 2WAY.TV CRUSHES THE DEMOCRATS FOR THEIR INSULTING CANONIZATION OF KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA. Among her remarks: “I am a legal citizen, and I am disgusted.” … “I don’t understand what they’re trying to say to the Hispanic community. Like, are they trying to get votes?,” she said. “Because that’s not doing it, especially for people like us, that we obey the law.”

DEMOCRAT JUDGE IN NM WHO RESIGNED AFTER A TREN DE ARAGUA GANG MEMBER WAS ARRESTED IN HIS HOME HAS HIMSELF BEEN ARRESTED OVER HARBORING FUGITIVES AND POSSIBLY MORE. Makes you wonder how many of the Democrat “judges” who keep ruling in favor of illegal immigrants also have such ties.

BOSTON DEMOCRAT FOUND GUILTY ON CORRUPTION AND KICKBACK CHARGES. Have I mentioned lately that most American politicians are white-collar criminals?

MINNESOTA’S DEMOCRAT ATTORNEY GENERAL TRYING TO HIDE TIES TO SOMALI CHARITY FRAUD. See above. Continue reading

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