Monthly Archives: February 2016

PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART NINE

island of mauiBalladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART NINE

By nightfall Hi’iaka had secured passage for herself and the mortal woman Wahine in a craft bound for the island of Maui. That vessel set off the next morning. In some versions the boatman and his son refuse to take the ladies so Hi’iaka punishes them by using her powers to make their craft sink. After swimming to shore the two men were more than happy to take the ladies in their other ship. Continue reading

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COOL-NAMED TEAM: UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA PANDAS

UNIVERSITY  OF ALBERTA PANDAS

 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Division: NAIA

Conference Affiliation: Canada West Universities Athletic Association

Comment: Many people don’t realize some Canadian schools play various college sports in America’s lower divisions. I don’t know anybody who doesn’t like pandas unless they were traumatized by the long national nightmare we had trying to get the National Zoo’s panda bears to mate. Continue reading

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ISLAM AND FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION

muslim crescent

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

The World Health Organization has stated that Female Genital Mutilation “is a violation of the fundamental human rights of girls and women” that “has no health benefits, inhibits sexual function and can cause several complications including pain, infection and infertility.” But it’s another “Peculiar Institution” that Islam spreads everywhere it travels.

Female Genital Mutilation was outlawed here in the U.S. in 1996 but I’m sure American Liberals will now try to come up with a justification for it in the name of “diversity.” Here in the 21st Century diversity has come to mean “only those things of which Islam approves.”

Female Genital Mutilation, just like “honor” killings, religious intolerance and rapes, increase in direct proportion to the increase of a nation’s Muslim population. That’s because nobody ever says no to the worst Muslims. Politicians vying for “the Muslim vote” excuse the most hostile Muslims and insist that ONLY the Muslims who live in the distant past are the “authentic  voices” of the Muslim world.

Patriarchal Muslim families inflicting their superstitions on their female members took to doing “vacation cuttings,” taking trips abroad to have the unfortunate ladies mutilated. Many to the point of severe infection or other complications which prevent them from ever having orgasms.

But hey, give American Liberals enough time and I’m sure they’ll start trying to act like Muslim women ENJOY having their genitals mutilated, just like those spineless hypocrites have taken to pretending Muslim women wear those degrading body bags purely out of “choice.”  Continue reading

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THE VIKINGS TV SERIES RETURNS TONIGHT

Be there. Aloha. 

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OBAMA’S BLOOD-SOAKED PRESIDENCY LAMPOONED IN RUSSIAN AD

obama smoking ad in Russia

“Smoking kills even more people than Obama has.”

Not so long ago Balladeer’s Blog did an article about how Democrat Barack Obama and Republican Henry Kissinger were easily the most blood-soaked winners of the Nobel “Peace” Prize (LMAO!).

In Russia a campaign to get people to stop smoking features Little Barry and goes me one better with its slogan “Smoking kills even more people than Obama has.”

You may remember Little Barry was gifted his Nobel Peace Prize (LMAO!) purely as a patronizing pat on the head since the demagogue hadn’t been in office long enough to do anything, let alone strive for “peace.” (LMAO!)     

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART EIGHT

Honoli'i River 2

*** *** *** **** *** A bridge over what remains of the Honoli’i River

 

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART EIGHT

We’ll begin this 8th installment at the village of Kohala on the Big Island. Hi’iaka’s traveling companion, the fern goddess Pa’u’o’pala’e, fell in love with Paki’i, a mortal Kaholan man. She stayed behind to dawdle and canoodle with her new-found love while Hi’iaka and the human woman Wahine resumed their quest to reach Kaua’i. 

Other versions of this epic instead state that Pa’u’o’pala’e stayed with the other two ladies until reaching the end of the Big Island. That was when she said goodbye and remained behind, supposedly because she was unable (for some undisclosed reason) to leave that island. 

That being the case, the fern goddess either was or was not still with Hi’iaka and Wahine as they reached the Honoli’i River (barely a stream here in the present-day). The two ladies removed their clothing and, holding their outfits on their heads above the water they set out to swim to the other side.  Continue reading

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ANOTHER LIBERAL ON HOW THE LEFT HAS BECOME APPALLING

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Nick Cohen

I make no secret of the fact that I’m tired of the outdated Liberal vs Conservative paradigm. I considered myself a Liberal back before the political left became constrictive and totalitarian and adopted the insane attitude of “Islam: Right or Wrong!”

I periodically post about fellow former leftists who have also recognized that Liberals throughout the Western World have become everything they pretend to oppose. They’re just better at P.R. than right-wingers are.

England’s Nick Cohen – an atheist like I am – made plenty of remarks I can relate to:

“(A Liberal) cannot break with the pressures that enforce conformity in his left-wing world and accept the real reason why many leave the left. It ought to be obvious. The left is why they leave the left. Never more so than today.

” The shift of left-wing thought towards movements it would once have denounced as racist, imperialist and fascistic has been building for years. I come from a left-wing family … and I don’t regret any of it. But slowly, too slowly I am ashamed to say, I began to notice that left-wing politics had turned rancid.

” … If they were true to their professed principles modern leftists would search out secular forces in the Muslim world — Iranian and Arab feminists, say, Kurdish socialists or Muslim liberals struggling against reactionary clerics here in Britain — and embrace them as comrades.

” Instead, they preferred to excuse half the anti-western theocrats and dictators on the planet. As, in their quiet way, did many in the liberal mainstream.” 

” I realise now what I should have known years ago. The causes I most care about — secularism, freedom of speech, universal human rights — are not their (Liberals’) causes. Whatever they pretend, when the crunch comes, they will always put sectarian unity first, and find reasons to be elsewhere.” 

The absolute best parts of Mr Cohen’s musings Continue reading

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MY FAVORITE UNINTENTIONALLY DIRTY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Since it’s a presidential election year the Democrats and Republicans are lying even more than they normally do. To lighten the mood a little here is my favorite unintentionally dirty campaign slogan of all time.

It’s from 1940, when Franklin Roosevelt was running for a controversial third term and his opponent was Wendell Wilkie. Wilkie supporters wore buttons that expressed their disapproval of a president trying for a third term in office. Here they are: Continue reading

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SI’U: SAMOAN DEITY

SamoaBalladeer’s Blog’s look at Samoan myths has long been one of my biggest hits. Since the love keeps coming for this pantheon here’s an entry on a deity I didn’t cover before. 

SI’U – The patron god of the Samoan village of Faleasi’u on the island of Upolu.  Continue reading

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OBAMA: THE BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

Obama DerpRecently I had the chance to interview the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama.  It was pretty easy to set up the interview. I claimed to be a Muslim family who would be happy to go on television and pretend America is an Islamophobic death-trap run by Jewish conspirators. Less than a half-hour later Obama and a film crew arrived at my place by helicopter.  ***

BALLADEER’S BLOG: Let’s start off with a recent development – the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia’s death. You are the ONLY U.S. President who, as a Senator, had voted to filibuster A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. Given that fact, how do you justify insisting the Senate needs to act quickly on your nominee before you move on to your next criminal enterprise?  

BARACK OBAMA: Most people will never even hear about how hypocritical I am about this. I can count on the Democratic Party’s media outlets to avoid mentioning it and nobody will believe any of the Republican Party outlets when they talk about it.

BB: But even Democrat Chuck Schumer has publicly stated that an outgoing president should NOT get to pick the next Supreme Court nominee. And long ago the Democratic Party had backed a move to avoid considering SCOTUS appointments in an election year. 

BO: Do you really think American morons even know who Chuck Schumer is? Or know about something that happened decades ago? Remember, these are people who get their political views from television shows and celebrities.  Continue reading

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