A REMINDER FROM PAT CADDELL ABOUT HOW LUCKY WE ARE HILLARY WAS DEFEATED

Pat Caddell always manages to put things perfectly. Today, as we mark how fortunate we are that Hillary “Couldn’t Even Win Twenty States” Clinton is not our next president, enjoy Caddell’s masterpiece video from election day back in November.

Soak it in again and remember ALL the reasons why Hillary was rejected. 

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OBAMA FLUSHED DOWN THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

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The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Hopefully once Inauguration Day is over the hysterical fools of what passes for the American Left these days will calm down a little and leave the rest of us alone for awhile.

I’m going to be 100% sincere in this blog post. It’s rare that I do that, and regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I’m almost always being tongue-in-cheek or just plain sarcastic.  

Barack Obama has been a disaster. He lived up to his crooked pre-presidential existence with an administration so corrupt that even the corporate media finally imploded. They abandoned any and all pretense of objectivity and openly considered themselves part of the Obama administration in their desperation to cover up for the weak, inept and crooked little man.

Hit the road barack

So say we all.

The most recent example was the way the DemoKKKrats’ media outlets allowed Obama to get away with his outright lie that his administration was “scandal-free.” That utterly ridiculous piece of fantasy and propaganda is all the proof any rational person needs regarding the extreme bias of our corporate media.

ALL presidents have had scandals in their administrations. I don’t have a “favorite” president but the one I feel had the longest-lasting positive impact was Franklin Roosevelt, yet you’ll never hear me try to claim his administration was “scandal-free.” Such talk is for fiction, not rational, adult conversation.

The media’s sycophantic willingness to go along with Obama’s lies and distortions for eight years shows why they are now so despised and distrusted and why the man they clearly hated was elected president. Barack Obama was a menace because he didn’t understand how little he actually knew and how meager his talents were.

Obama was the worst president the United States has ever had and I don’t say that lightly. I won’t rehash all the reasons why, because I’ve written about all of those reasons over the past few years. People who try to present Obama as anything but a failure tend to be people whose own comments make it clear they have no knowledge of history and no grasp of how the U.S. government works.

Before ObamacareObama embodied the shallowness and immaturity of his supporters, most of whom were such petty, celebrity-obsessed fools that they fixated on their president because his name and office were the only things they seemed to comprehend about the country. Future African American presidents will no doubt be much more capable than the Hollow Man named Barack Obama.

His childish refusal to work with Congress while having no problem working with dictatorships and mad Muslim Mullahs left him with no true legacy. Instead of negotiating with the opposition party Barack petulantly resorted to a series of inept and often ineffective Executive Orders, more than all previous presidents combined.

Many of those spiteful, poorly thought-out Executive Orders were eventually struck down by the Supreme Court and rightfully so. The rest can be undone with the stroke of a pen by our incoming president.

Barack Obama has left the United States and the world far worse off than when he took office. We are all better off for being rid of him. There is nothing good to be said about him. The best description of him came from the other world leaders at the G20 summit when they called Obama “an irrelevant child.” May this vain and pathetic creature suffer at least a fraction of the pain he inflicted on so many innocent people.      

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PRESIDENTIAL ACTION AND HORROR FILMS

George WashingtonGEORGE WASHINGTON BATTLES THE BERSERKERS – During the brutal winter at Valley Forge General George Washington must contend with more than just the elements and the distant British army. The Hessian troops the Redcoats have imported from the German- speaking world have unleashed a master plan to overrun the Continental Army once and for all.

Their ranks boast a dabbler in Nordic magic and he’s concocted a mushroom-heavy formula to transform all the Hessians into furious berserkers like those of the Viking age! George is having none of it of course, and plans to turn the Pennsylvania snow red with the blood of these latter-day berserkers of the ancient Germanic god Woden.

All this plus a gay love affair between Washington and Alexander Hamilton just to guarantee lots of free publicity! 

John AdamsJOHN ADAMS: WITCHSLAYER – Remember the tale of young John Adams defending a 1700s Wiccan priestess when he was a lawyer? This movie would proceed from the notion that the young witch went on to involve Adams in a battle royal with an evil coven of dark witches who were giving paganism a bad name!

Using an aresenal of mystic weapons provided by the priestess he defended John goes on to lay the thirteen witches and warlocks of the dark coven in their graves! Throw in an Continue reading

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TRUMP AND HIS FOES: THE LATEST

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We’re all sick of talking about the election but unfortunately DemoKKKrats and Illiberals are still throwing their childish fits every waking moment. They are unable to deal with the reality that de facto Third Party Candidate Donald Trump defeated the career criminal Hillary Clinton, who didn’t even win twenty states. (We have 50 states, not 57 like Obama foolishly thought.) 

mason-weaverFORMER BLACK PANTHER Mason Weaver joined the countless African Americans speaking out on Trump’s behalf to counter the absurd and frantic screeching of DemoKKKrats and clueless, uninformed celebrities.

In reply to Democrat Congressman John “Do you know who I AM” Lewis irrationally pretending Trump is an illegitimate president, Weaver called Lewis an “illegitimate Congressman” who, alongside other Democrats “presided over the destruction of black people.”   

He joined the oppressors (Democrats) and became a stooge for them,” Weaver said of Lewis, who is “now sitting and presiding over the destruction of the black community; the destruction of black men; the destruction of black women, with drugs and gangs.” 

Weaver called on Congressman Lewis to “apologize” to the American people for joining the Democratic “party of abuse,” which has “always been the party of the Klan; the party that went to war to keep slaves; the party that’s always been the destruction of black people.”

Congressman Lewis “has gotten rich and his people have gotten poorer,” Weaver said. “The black (Congressional) caucus has gotten more power and influence, and the black people they preside over have gotten poorer — more drugs, more gangs, less businesses, less home ownership, less education, more jails.”

marco-rubioMARCO RUBIO, ONE OF THE FAILED REPUBLICANS that Trump scraped off the bottom of his shoe during the primaries, displayed far less backbone than Mason Weaver, however.

Demonstrating the cringing, crawling cravenness that marks all Republicans except Trump (who isn’t even really a Republican, thankfully) Rubio added his own prepubescent whining to the DemoKKKrat chorus criticizing Trump for clashing with John “Please say you remember me” Lewis. They don’t call Marco Rubio “the Pipsqueak” for nothing! Continue reading

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TITLES FOR A HILLARY CLINTON BIOPIC

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. … … “Hey, big SPEN-DERRRRRR!” … … .

You have got to love the HILARIOUS news about the way bribes funneled to career criminal Hillary Clinton via her fake charity are drying up completely now that she was defeated in her attempt to steal the presidency.

What better time to ponder possible titles for the inevitable exercise in hagiography that Hillary’s clueless and uninformed Hollywood worshippers will no doubt concoct?

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

NO WAY’S HONEST: THE LIFE OF HILLARY CLINTON

HAVE PANTSUIT, WILL PANDER

HILLARY CLINTON: THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA (… WELL, AT LEAST THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTERS)

WEALTHY WHITE WOMAN: HILLARY CLINTON’S STRUGGLE TO OVERCOME OPPRESSION
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BAYBAYAN: EPIC MYTH OF THE PHILIPPINES

Philippines Map 3Here’s another piece in the tradition of Balladeer’s Blog’s guides to my examinations of the epic myths about Nayanazgeni, the Navajo War God and Pele & Hi’iaka, the Hawaiian volcano goddess and her sister.

I. PART ONE – After Baybayan’s miraculous birth and rapid growth the demigod travels the Philippines performing miracles and gathering a huge band of followers around him. Soon, the day of apocalyptic danger arrives. CLICK HERE   

II. PART TWO – As Baybayan performs a multitude of wedding ceremonies for his disciples all the merriment ends with the arrival of the gigantic, world-destroying monster called the Makadingding. CLICK HERE   Continue reading

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MORE AFRICAN AMERICAN TRUMP SUPPORTERS SPEAKING OUT

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… … OBAMA BUILT THAT AND HILLARY PAID THE PRICE … …

I had hoped to stop even writing about politics for awhile after the election but America’s increasingly deranged and violent political left has made that impossible. Ever since Donald Trump defeated Hillary “Couldn’t Even Win Twenty States” Clinton the Democrats and their media outlets have been shrieking thoroughly over-the-top nonsense 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with no let-up.

Though some Trump supporters are speaking out to counter the bizarre and impossible claims that American Liberals are making about the President-Elect TOO MANY Trump supporters are still too meek to openly admit they voted for him. TIME  TO GROW A BACKBONE, PEOPLE. Democrats are encouraging violence against your candidate and against anyone who refuses to express the same foaming at the mouth hatred that they express toward him.

jim-brownTo name just a few who have spoken out publicly on Trump’s behalf in the past few days:

JIM BROWN made the truthful observation that “Trump won fair and square and I’m going to support him.”

stephen-a-smithSTEPHEN A SMITH called for support for Trump from the black community.

STEVE HARVEY was one of the many African American leaders who met with Trump about working closely with his cabinet member Dr Ben Carson (also an African American) to improve job situations for AA youth. He was attacked by Democrats for meeting with Trump, prompting Stephen A Smith’s own remark.

THE COALITION OF AFRICAN AMERICAN PASTORS condemned the way that the left is STILL encouraging violence and unrest over the election results.  Continue reading

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