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October 10, 2016 · 2:40 pm

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL FOOLISH

liberals and conservativesLike other adults here in the U.S. my own views are a mix of “liberal” and “conservative” attitudes. That’s why the rest of us find Liberals and Conservatives (with capitalized L’s and C’s) to be so outdated and laughably partisan. Here’s a list of some of the reasons we despise American Liberals and American Conservatives equally: 

Liberals think they’re fit to lecture the rest of us about “diversity”. / Conservatives think they’re fit to lecture the rest of us about “family values”. 

Liberals are pretentious fools who actually think they’re the country’s official “intellectuals”.  / Conservatives are nationalist fools who actually think they’re the country’s official “patriots”. 

Liberals mindlessly take sides against their own country no matter what the circumstances. / Conservatives mindlessly side with their own country no matter what the circumstances.

Liberals actually believe bloated hatemongers like Michael Moore and Al Sharpton. / Conservatives actually believe bloated hatemongers like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. 

Liberals pompously think they’re fit to decide who is “racist.” / Conservatives pompously think they’re fit to decide who is “unpatriotic.”

Liberals want to teach only the negative aspects of American  history while ignoring the positive aspects. / Conservatives want to teach only the positive aspects of American history while ignoring the negative aspects. Continue reading →

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September 21, 2016 · 9:56 pm

QUICK-HITS: SEPTEMBER 21st

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Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Black Lives Matter mobs rioted in Charlotte, NC because once again AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN COP SHOT AN ARMED BLACK CRIMINAL! Only America’s Democrats would try to portray ANOTHER instance of an armed black man being shot by a black cop as White Privilege.

Hillary even made the imbecilic remark that she “will talk directly to white people” about their (yawn) racist ways which caused this. Plus the Democrats’ new BFF’s in the Nation of Islam outfit have called for an ECONOMIC BOYCOTT of Charlotte … yes, because a black cop who answers to a black Chief of Police shot an ARMED black suspect who refused to drop his gun. Seriously.  Continue reading →

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September 21, 2016 · 1:20 am

HUFFPO WRITER ON “THE CULTURE OF THE SMUG WHITE LIBERAL”

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Now THAT’s gonna leave a mark! African-American Nikki Johnson-Houston is a contributing writer for Huffington Post, the site for HUFFy, POST-menopausal white liberals. Nikki wrote a piece for HuffPo which echoed a lot of the discussions that we Independent Voters have long been having about how unbearable white liberals have become.

Balladeer’s Blog has done six years’ worth of observations about why so many former liberals like myself have grown so disgusted with the American Left. Largely because they’re cowardly hypocrites, pompous snobs and hilariously pretentious asses. Anyway, here are some quotes from Nikki followed by the link to her full article. (Self-adoring American Liberals beware!)

“One of the things that always attracted me to the (Democratic) party were the ideals of equality, fighting for the little guy and our openness to differing opinions, but lately I have seen my party take a turn that makes me uncomfortable. Somewhere along the way (they) stopped fighting for the little guy and became the party of the smug, educated elites who look down on those with less education and deem them unable or unworthy of being able to make personal decisions for their own lives.”

Arianna Huffington

HuffPo was launched by Arianna Huffington, the daffy dilettante of the Democratic Party.

… ” I don’t take lightly the opportunities I have been given or the fact that many people, black and white, fought for and sometimes died for me to have these rights. I also have serious concerns about the lack of progress that I have seen for many African-Americans and I blame some of that lack of progress on ineffective liberal policies that are based upon wanting to help those in need, but in many instances end up causing more harm than good.” Nikki continues … 

“My problem with Liberalism is that it’s more concerned with policing people’s language and thoughts …  White liberal college students speak of “safe spaces”, “trigger words”, “micro aggressions” and “white privilege” …  They can’t even have a conversation with someone who sees the world differently without resorting to calling someone a racist, homophobic, misogynistic bigot and trying to have them banned from campus, or ruin them and their reputation.” Continue reading →

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September 6, 2016 · 11:23 pm

HILLARY: OBAMA AND I HAVE THE WORKING CLASS ON THE ROPES – PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!

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                                   If Jill Stein or Donald Trump kept dodging the media because of health problems we would hear about it around the clock.

Financially comfortable American Liberals are as callous and snobbish toward the working class as are bloated rich pig Conservatives like the Bush family. That’s why many of them support Hillary Clinton, one of those Democrats who crush the working poor while constructing phony halos over their own heads.

In a nonexistent press conference today – since it’s OVER TWO-HUNDRED SEVENTY DAYS since this repulsive crook was subjected to a real press conference – Hillary expanded on this:

“Barack Obama has done so much to damage America’s working class that it’s VITAL you peasants elect me to finish his work! The vermin who have to work for a living must threaten this nation no longer!

“If you’re black … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! If you’re a woman … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! We MUST vote to stop the notion that a nation’s voters have ANY say in the running of that nation!” Continue reading →

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September 5, 2016 · 5:14 pm

I DON’T CARE ABOUT NATIONAL ANTHEMS OR FLAGS

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Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that I feel that the old Liberal vs Conservative paradigm is hopelessly outdated. I also feel that national anthems, flags and pledges of allegiance are silly anachronisms.  

That means I don’t care if athletes stand or sit or play with themselves during the national anthem of the U.S. or ANY country. This entire situation highlights the usual hypocrisy of Liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives huff and puff indignantly at athletes protesting the Star Spangled Banner but would no doubt consider it “legitimate protest” to sit out the national anthem of countries on hostile terms with the U.S.

American Liberals, meanwhile, practically orgasm at the thought of people sitting out the United States’ national anthem but would no doubt froth at the mouth if Americans refused to stand for the national anthem of, say, Mexico or other countries. Continue reading →

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September 1, 2016 · 10:19 pm

HILLARY CLINTON: BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T REALLY BLACK WITHOUT THE DEMOCRAT SEAL OF APPROVAL

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“You ain’t really BLACK unless you got my BACK” Clinton shouted, to the delight of her most passionate supporters – the media.

Fresh off her warning to black voters that “We Democrats OWN your asses like we owned you on our plantations!” Hillary Clinton dug herself an even deeper hole by openly stating what the Democrats have been more subtle about in the past. Hillary “Pickles” Clinton expressed outrage over the increasing numbers of black voters supporting Donald Trump because of all the lies and unkept promises that Democrats have inflicted on the black working class.

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“These damn super-predators are really getting me mad with this Trump flirtation! They need our party’s Seal of Approval to be REAL black people! We Democrats have spent FIVE DECADES conning those fools and covering our lily-white butts through our paid race-traitors … I mean African-American Community Leaders – like Al Sharpton and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Democrats … I mean People. Colored People.”

Following that remark Clinton was asked about her opinion of the new movie about Michelle and Barack Obama’s first date, titled I’m With Stupid: When Bigots Fall In Love…  Hillary committed a huge gaffe by accidentally saying the film’s title was Dumb and Dumber. Continue reading →

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August 29, 2016 · 10:38 pm

HILLARY CLINTON, THE KKK AND CITIZEN KANE

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Hillary with Democrat Ku Klux Klansman Robert Byrd. Yet she lectures US about racism.

Hillary Clinton continues her historic attempt to be the first organized crime leader to become president. Since I’m an Independent Voter I can objectively point out a few things that need emphasized right now. 

*** HILLARY IS IN NO POSITION TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE RACISTS – Hillary, like so many Democrats, was close to Klansmen. Senator Robert Byrd – a Democrat – was the last known major federal politician to have been a high-ranking member of the Ku Klux Klan hate group.

Clinton referred to Byrd as her mentor on many occasions. In the Arkansas political milieu in which her career started she doubtless interacted with plenty more KKK members. Also knowingly.

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

*** THE DEMOCRATS WERE THE PARTY OF SLAVERY, JIM CROW AND THE KU KLUX KLAN – As I’ve mentioned in the past, Americans are fools for letting DEMOCRATS of all people browbeat them about slavery. Hillary Clinton, like all Democrats, tries to act like their party is free to put its ties to slavery behind them, but Americans as a whole still bear some absurd collective guilt over it.

Nope, Democrats, YOU are the organization that perpetuated slavery and continued harassing African-Americans for a century AFTER slavery was abolished here. If YOU can just say “Well, that was long ago. We’re better people now” then so can the rest of us. Especially Americans whose families weren’t even LIVING HERE during the slavery era. 

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Hillary Clinton trying to imitate the way human beings smile.

*** THE CORPORATE MEDIA’s obsession with trying to force the public to like the execrable Hillary Clinton has reached insane levels. Comically enough, it puts me in mind of the movie Citizen Kane, in particular the portion when Charles Foster Kane uses his media empire to try to force the public to pretend his wife Susan Alexander Kane is a talented opera singer.   

It’s all meant as a counterpoint to the earlier scene in which an increasingly authoritarian Kane tells his original wife that people will think … “What I TELL them to think!” The ugly cockroaches of the American media apparently feel this same way. However, the fictional Susan Alexander Kane was a horrible singer and Hillary Clinton is a repellant human being. Hillary’s media allies are left like Charles Foster Kane – loudly clapping alone in the dark.    Continue reading →

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August 24, 2016 · 8:16 pm

HILLARY TO BLACK VOTERS: WE DEMOCRATS OWN YOU LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

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Pictured: Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton greeting foreign dignitaries and bloated rich pigs as Secretary of State

Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton told a nonexistent source here at Balladeer’s Blog that Donald Trump’s appeal to black voters made her very angry. The defiant presidential candidate had this to say:  

“I want black voters to get this through their heads – WE DEMOCRATS OWN YOU! We owned your asses when you were slaves on our plantations and we own your asses now! Not one damn Republican ever owned a plantation so STOP this flirtation with other candidates.

“We Democrats have given the black working class FIVE DECADES of condescension and meaningless slogans and I can promise you five MORE decades of condescension and meaningless slogans! We Democrats have the illegal immigrant vote cornered and with more of those future Democrats pouring across our southern border on a daily basis we won’t NEED you ungrateful super-predators in order to win elections in the near future. You think about that.” Continue reading →

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August 19, 2016 · 9:50 pm

GEORGE W BUSH: HILLARY WILL BE MY THIRD TERM

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HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!

The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history. 

 

And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading →

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August 16, 2016 · 10:09 pm

HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW SLOGANS

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Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.

Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!

Trump cartoonHILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! 

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!

HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading →

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