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HAPPY TRUMP-IVERSARY! ONE YEAR SINCE TRUMP TRIUMPHED

mapRED COUNTIES ON THE MAP WENT TO TRUMP – BLUE COUNTIES TO HILLARY

ISOLATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED HATEMONGERS WERE DEFEATED

Barack Obama was garbage. George W Bush was garbage. Donald Trump is NOT garbage, even if only because he is not a career politician. America’s career politicians called Democrats and Republicans are little more than white collar criminals.

President Donald Trump – the Richard Channing of Presidents – is America’s de facto Third Party President! His election kept career criminal Hillary Clinton out of the White House! Remember LBJ and “the Splendid Tease?” President Trump’s election kicked off the Splendid Snivel, which is STILL going on!

Given the loud howling from DemCorp and RepubCorp what better way to mark this glorious occasion than revisiting the mock headlines I ran after President Trump won.

HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY! 

women-for-trumpTRUMP SAVES NATION; POSSIBLY THE WORLD

CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE

DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism

WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY

ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN

BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM

latinas-for-trumpVOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD

THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH

DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967

ORANGE LIVES MATTER!

DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!

MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY

NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!

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One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!

DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME

TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION VOTERS ELECTS TRUMP

HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES

black-trump-supportersTRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?

GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH

PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED

MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD

DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS

CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM Continue reading

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DEMOCRATS FOR TRUMP’S IRMA HINOJOSA

Latinos for TrumpIrma Hinojosa of Democrats for Trump and Latinos for Trump is yet another member of the real-world League of Extraordinary Women.

She is also one of the most vocal figures when it comes to the way Democrats have alienated so many of us by betraying everything they used to stand for. 

Irma is always in the front lines taking on the fascist animals of Antifa and similar hate groups. She shines at puncturing the pomposity of shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable celebrities, too.

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CANDACE OWENS PROVES ONCE AGAIN THAT DEMOCRATS DON’T OWN BLACK PEOPLE

Mascot with demo and repub headsDemocrats were furious when other Americans freed their slaves. Ever since then Democrats have been race-baiting, condescending and bullying to black voters who challenge their political party machine. Democrats think black people are only “officially” black if they shut up and obey the Democrats.

Candace Owens refuses to take orders from the party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan, the spoils system, the Japanese Internment, the Trail of Tears, Tammany Hall and Jim Crow. Here she is with another Profile in Courage, taking hypocritical white Democrats to task:

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POLITICAL CARTOONS: A RECENT ROUNDUP

Mascot with demo and repub headsBalladeer’s Blog continues enjoying the way in which America’s cesspool of corruption that masquerades as a government is FINALLY getting exposed and fought on a daily basis.

Unfortunately, on the other hand, Left-Wing Archie Bunkers continue warring on freedom of expression on college campuses. 

Trump Van Helsing

Free speech issuesTrump is the adultAND MORE … Continue reading

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MOCK HEADLINES: OCTOBER 10th

Hillary and Harvey Weinstein

HILLARY: THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HARVEY THAT REMINDS ME OF MY HUSBAND!

DEMOCRATS BOAST: HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF RAPING AND ASSAULTING ENOUGH WOMEN TO QUALIFY AS OUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN 2020  

HATEMONGER JEMELE HILL DEMANDS NFL STOP PLAYING GAMES IN LONDON UNTIL THERE IS A BLACK KING OR QUEEN OF ENGLAND

THE TOP HOLLYWOOD “FEMINISTS” WHO “TOOK A KNEE” (OR TWO) FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN SO THEY COULD GET FILM ROLES

REPUBLICAN BOB CORKER STUNNED TO LEARN HOW DESPISED HE IS

HILLARY CLINTON RANKS THE TOP TEN RAPISTS AND SEXUAL ASSAILANTS WHO WERE PART OF HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

A CRAZED AND INCOHERENT JEMELE HILL INSISTS WHITE SUPREMACISTS WON’T LET VIDEO GAME MANUFACTURERS PROGRAM GAMES SO THAT PLAYERS CAN TAKE A KNEE DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM  Continue reading

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JASON “MASTER” MILLER: MY JOURNEY FROM ANTIFA TO TRUMP SUPPORTER

Jason MillerHere at Balladeer’s Blog I am enthralled by the political realignment going on here in the U.S. ever since the campaign and election of our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump – the Richard Channing of Presidents.

I have featured dozens of figures writing about their disillusionment with the increasingly outdated “liberal vs conservative, Democrat vs Republican” paradigm.

Here is a look at Jason “Master” Miller and his odyssey from Antifa to Trump supporter. CLICK HERE

And for more: Continue reading

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TRANSGRESS WITH ME: OCTOBER 4th

Balladeer’s Blog presents another installment of Transgress With Me.

mascot-a-faceJUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS COUNTER-INTUITIVE IT DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN IT IS “DEEP” OR “INTELLECTUAL.”

PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT BEING “WOKE” ARE BEING JUST AS SELF-CONGRATULATORY AS PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT BEING “SAVED.”

THE ABILITY TO GET ANOTHER PERSON’S  OPINION CENSORED  DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT.  Continue reading

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TRUMP: STILL UPSETTING THE CRIMINALS CALLED DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS

women for trump 2Here at Balladeer’s Blog I am STILL fascinated with the way that America’s de facto Third Party President Donald Trump has so infuriated the white-collar criminals of our country’s Third-World cesspool of corruption that pretends to be a government.

EVERY DAY THAT NEITHER JEB BUSH NOR HILLARY CLINTON ARE PRESIDENT IS A GREAT DAY!   

TRUMP’S MOVE TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO GO BACK TO BUYING THEIR INSURANCE IN STATES OTHER THAN THE ONE IN WHICH THEY RESIDE HAS BEEN A TREMENDOUS RELIEF TO WORKING-CLASS FAMILIES. (So naturally, BOTH the Democrats and Republicans IN OFFICE are outraged by it.)

women trump campaignWITH THAT DAMAGING BIT OF THE OBAMACARE DISASTER ADDRESSED, PRESIDENT TRUMP ONCE AGAIN MANEUVERED AROUND REPUBLICAN GARBAGE LIKE PAUL RYAN

ROY MOORE’S TRIUMPH ON TUESDAY SHOWS THAT TRUMP SUPPORTERS WILL EVEN DEFY THE DONALD HIMSELF IF HE STRAYS FROM HIS PROMISES (That is TERRIFIC since it proves that the Populist surge in the U.S. is deeper than just one man) 

WHILE DEMOCRATS (AKA LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS) CONTINUE WARRING ON AMERICA OF THE 1950s AND EARLIER THE REST OF THE COUNTRY CONTINUES MOVING INTO THE FUTURE

women-for-trumpTHE RECENT POLL THAT SHOWED MORE VOTERS CONSIDER THEMSELVES TRUMP SUPPORTERS THAN CONSIDER THEMSELVES REPUBLICANS – AND THAT INDEPENDENT VOTERS ARE INCREASING WHILE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE DECREASING (I’m skeptical about polls especially after last year but the Royal Houses of DemCorp and RepubCorp fear them.) Continue reading

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BERNIE SANDERS: CURRENT MODEL OF DEMOCRAT PARTY IS NOT WORKING

Bernie SandersOn Meet The Press on Sunday, Senator Bernie Sanders – the candidate from whom Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton stole the Democrat presidential nomination last year – once again stated the obvious: The current model of the Democratic Party obviously is not working.”

No kidding, Bernie! That’s why you and President Trump were the only possibilities for change last year. You were technically an Independent, not a Democrat and President Trump wasn’t really a Republican. (Just ask Republican trash like Kevin Williamson and other Stuffy White Males at National Review.)

Bernie further stated: “Republicans control the House, the Senate; they control the White House, they control two-thirds of the governors’ offices throughout this country.”    

Mascot with demo and repub heads(NOTE FROM BALLADEER: That’s because Democrats have become such irrational and hate-filled fascists. They literally try to destroy people simply for expressing disagreement with them. Nobody likes the Republicans, those political seats are unearned and are about people despising Democrats, not liking Republican garbage like Paul Ryan . The Democrats need to get rid of the clueless Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who have driven so many of us away from the party.) 

Bernie expressed even more sentiments frequently voiced here at Balladeer’s Blog, like:   Continue reading

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HILLARY “BUGSY” CLINTON BITTERLY FLAILS AT EVERYONE AND CALLS BERNIE SANDERS VOTERS “SEXIST”

Hillary Clinton tourWhite Supremacist Hillary Clinton, the pant-suited Richard Nixon on steroids, continued spouting the pompous Democrat attitude that groups they claim to “own” owe them slavish and unquestioning loyalty. Hillary said she will not offer “absolution” to women who did not vote for her.

Apparently, Delusional Hillary mistakenly thinks there are untold numbers of women who regret not voting for her. Yes, there are untold numbers of women who bitterly spout non-stop hatred for OTHER WOMEN who did not vote for Hillary, but there is NO indication that anyone wise enough to vote for the other candidates feels any sense of regret.

Hillary Clinton supportersIf anything, our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump has – merely by winning – forced the Democrats (DemCorp) and Republicans (RepubCorp) to show their real faces.

But since Crooked Hillary is still gnashing her teeth in impotent outrage here’s another look at my fictional HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR. You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:

THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!

MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!

HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.

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… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!

 

BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”

AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY! Continue reading

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