RED COUNTIES ON THE MAP WENT TO TRUMP – BLUE COUNTIES TO HILLARY
ISOLATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED HATEMONGERS WERE DEFEATED
Barack Obama was garbage. George W Bush was garbage. Donald Trump is NOT garbage, even if only because he is not a career politician. America’s career politicians called Democrats and Republicans are little more than white collar criminals.
President Donald Trump – the Richard Channing of Presidents – is America’s de facto Third Party President! His election kept career criminal Hillary Clinton out of the White House! Remember LBJ and “the Splendid Tease?” President Trump’s election kicked off the Splendid Snivel, which is STILL going on!
Given the loud howling from DemCorp and RepubCorp what better way to mark this glorious occasion than revisiting the mock headlines I ran after President Trump won.
HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY!
TRUMP SAVES NATION; POSSIBLY THE WORLD
CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE
DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism
WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY
ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN
BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM
VOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD
THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH
DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967
ORANGE LIVES MATTER!
DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY
DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!
MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY
NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!

One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)
MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!
DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME
TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)
FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED
LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION VOTERS ELECTS TRUMP
HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES
TRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?
GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH
PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED
MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD
DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM Continue reading
Irma Hinojosa of Democrats for Trump and Latinos for Trump is yet another member of the real-world League of Extraordinary Women.
Democrats were furious when other Americans freed their slaves. Ever since then Democrats have been race-baiting, condescending and bullying to black voters who challenge their political party machine. Democrats think black people are only “officially” black if they shut up and obey the Democrats. 

AND MORE … 
Here at Balladeer’s Blog I am enthralled by the political realignment going on here in the U.S. ever since the campaign and election of our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump – the Richard Channing of Presidents.
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS COUNTER-INTUITIVE IT DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN IT IS “DEEP” OR “INTELLECTUAL.”
Here at Balladeer’s Blog I am STILL fascinated with the way that America’s de facto Third Party President Donald Trump has so infuriated the white-collar criminals of our country’s Third-World cesspool of corruption that pretends to be a government.
WITH THAT DAMAGING BIT OF THE OBAMACARE DISASTER ADDRESSED, PRESIDENT TRUMP ONCE AGAIN MANEUVERED AROUND REPUBLICAN GARBAGE LIKE PAUL RYAN
On Meet The Press on Sunday, Senator Bernie Sanders – the candidate from whom Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton stole the Democrat presidential nomination last year – once again stated the obvious: The current model of the Democratic Party obviously is not working.”
White Supremacist Hillary Clinton, the pant-suited Richard Nixon on steroids, continued spouting the pompous Democrat attitude that groups they claim to “own” owe them slavish and unquestioning loyalty. Hillary said she will not offer “absolution” to women who did not vote for her.
If anything, our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump has – merely by winning – forced the Democrats (DemCorp) and Republicans (RepubCorp) to show their real faces.