
Nancy Pelosi, the poster child for having way too much plastic surgery, thinks the U.S. should withdraw from San Diego and Minneapolis.
Six male Muslims were arrested in San Diego and Minneapolis in anti-terrorist raids on Sunday. The men were seized for attempting to aid the Islamic Republic, which was spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq.
Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats immediately came forward and said “This proves America needs to withdraw from San Diego and Minneapolis. The longer we stay there we are just driving more and more Muslims into the arms of the Islamofascists. No more blood for oil! We MUST withdraw! If we weren’t in San Diego or Minneapolis those Muslims would not hate us. It is the policy of the Democratic Party that the United States will NEVER win another armed conflict ever again. Oh, and by the way WE’RE the real terrorists.”
The decrepit 1960’s generation of American Liberals expressed agreement. A spokesperson for that vain and self-centered generation said “We don’t know anything about history except the Vietnam War. Withdrawing from Vietnam seemed to end that conflict so our solution to EVERY war for the rest of eternity will always be ‘Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw!’ The only reason America is in San Diego and Minneapolis is because of imperialism and racism. Therefore, our generation will ALWAYS support the Muslim freedom fighters who want America out of San Diego and Minneapolis. Did I mention we protested the Vietnam War?” Continue reading










