M*E*T*A*L, the Most Interesting Woman in the World
M*E*T*A*L Says: I DON’T ALWAYS READ BLOGS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE IT BALLADEER’S BLOG! STAY THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE MY FRIENDS!
SHE tells shopping malls when it’s time to close … For her ALL doors open automatically … It’s NEVER Continue reading
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The earth-shatteringly beautiful model known as M*E*T*A*L (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) knows that a computer that’s NOT being used to read Balladeer’s Blog is a terrible sight to see. For just thirty-nine cents a Continue reading
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M*E*T*A*L – Coming soon as Edward Wozniak’s superheroine The Matriarch
The sultry supermodel known only as M*E*T*A*L (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) will be appearing soon as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine called The Matriarch! Stay tuned to Balladeer’s Blog to see this notorious beauty fighting crime, turning heads and breaking hearts in Las Vegas itself! The Matriarch will Continue reading
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When it comes to the supermodel known as Metal phrases like “sheer feminine perfection” and “most beautiful woman alive” tend to get thrown around. This enigmatic and lovely lady is pretty much the Greta Garbo of modern-day goddesses and is also a shrewd businesswoman, wisely rationing her public appearances to prevent overexposure.
Metal is the Jesse James Bourbon Girl, sometimes appears on the Reality Check program and as Mistress Metal occassionally forays into modeling for the world of erotic Power Exchange. Recently this talented, witty and sexy paragon of female beauty granted an interview to Balladeer’s Blog.
Balladeer’s Blog: How long ago did you realize you wanted to be the world’s premier heavy metal/horror/ biker/femdom goddess?
Metal: I don’t consider myself a goddess of ANY kind but THANK YOU for the sweet compliment and for thinking of me along those lines … very flattering! All of Continue reading
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