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THE MATRIARCH: THE TOP FIVE ADVENTURES OF EDWARD WOZNIAK’S FEMALE SUPERHERO

The beautiful supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who portrays Edward Wozniak's superheroine called the Matriarch.

The beautiful supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who portrays Edward Wozniak’s superheroine called the Matriarch.

The supermodel M*E*T*A*L has done a stellar job modeling as my Neo-Pulp superheroine called the Matriarch. The Matriarch fights crime and other menaces in Las Vegas while maintaining her secret identity as one of the countless Vegas vixens with enhanced breasts. Armed with her martial arts skills, dildo-rangs, whips, chains and nipple-clamps plus her knife-toed and knife-heeled boots our heroine makes Sin City safe for, well … sin. All of the Matriarch’s adventures have been very popular but here’s a Balladeer’s Blog shoutout to her five greatest hits.

aaaa Metal1. ARMY OF ELVISES – The Matriarch’s first battle with her archenemy Dr Memphis found her battling an army of Elvises who parachuted into Las Vegas for an armed robbery spree. As the night-long donnybrook continued the Matriarch realized she was facing actual clones of the King of Rock’N’Roll. The mad Dr Memphis had created them out of DNA obtained from one of Elvis Presley’s stool samples. By daybreak the Matriarch had defeated the clone army, leaving behind a huge amount of damage in Sin City. This made our vigilante heroine even more wanted by the Las Vegas police. Continue reading

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THE MATRIARCH: THE SUPERHEROINE SAVES LAS VEGAS FROM AN ARMY OF PARACHUTING ELVIS PRESLEYS

A photo of the superheroine called the Matriarch in action

A photo of the superheroine called the Matriarch in action

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV  The costumed and voluptuous superheroine known only as the Matriarch was in action once again overnight last night saving the citizens and tourists of Las Vegas from a veritable army of looters all dressed as Elvis Presley and all of whom had parachuted in along the Strip and engaged in a night-long crime spree.

As the hours wore on, however, that crime spree became a running battle with the black-garbed Matriarch, and as she whittled down the numbers of the criminal army that running battle turned into a siege as the crooks attempted to Continue reading

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