Tag Archives: liberals and conservatives suck

DUCK AND COVER (1951): THE 1950’s VERSION OF OBAMACARE COMMERCIALS

The government would NEVER steer us wrong, right?

The government would NEVER steer us wrong, right?

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that offers truly non-partisan criticism of those fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives.

Remember the 1951 short Duck and Cover? It was U.S. government propoganda trying to allay fears about the truly catastrophic consequences of a nuclear war. The title came from the inane pretense that if “the bomb” went off the populace could survive it by ducking under desks or other furniture. Uh. Yeah. Makes that “nuking the fridge” scene in the last Indiana Jones movie look credible by comparison.

Here we are decades later and the government STILL shoves idiotic propoganda down our throats. This time around we’re being sold on the unpopular, unwanted, unhelpful mess called Obamacare. NONE of Little Barry Obama’s promises about it has Continue reading

12 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY: BARACK OBAMA

Callous murderer of 4 human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign.

Callous murderer of 4 human beings at Benghazi just to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that provides non-partisan criticism of the shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more pompous and hubristic than American Conservatives so I’m “deconstructing” their mythological figures first.

2. BARACK OBAMA  – This weak, inept and crooked little man reached the Presidency because he was pretty much a tabula rasa on which the 60s generation of Liberals in the Democratic Party wrote their presidential fantasies. Even though Bill Clinton was an actual member of their generation he proved to be too competent an administrator and too much of a practical politician for them. He also lacked that disdain for the United States that the 60s generation loves so much and which the talentless and loathsome Barack Obama loves to flaunt. 

Barack Obama was a dream come true for 1960s American Liberals. He had no opinions except the ones they taught him, had never had ANY real-world experience that might have Continue reading

43 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

AMERICAN LIBERAL MYTHOLOGY: THE SIXTIES

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that offers non-partisan criticism of those two groups of shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. This post is part of my series in which I examine the construction of political myths. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more hubristic and in need of criticism so I’ll start with their political myths first. This is the start of a new series.

As we “deconstruct” some of the concepts and figures held sacred by the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism much of the fun will come from the huffy indignation they display when their own outdated value system is subjected to the same critical eye which they use to regard others.

THE 1960s – You’ve heard of the book The Greatest Generation? Well the American youth of the 1960s have earned a name as “the vainest generation” or “the most self-aggrandizing generation.”  The 60s generation has never forgiven the land of their birth for the fact that life was not as simple and pleasant as what they saw on episodes of Father Knows Best or The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet. They grew up … well, American Liberals NEVER grow up, so let’s instead say they “grew older” while Continue reading

33 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

CONSERVATIVE AFRICAN-AMERICANS AND LIBERAL AFRICAN-AMERICANS MARK MLK ANNIVERSARY IN THEIR OWN WAY

Obama: If I had a son he would look like the murderers of Shorty Belton ... and skin color is the ONLY thing that matters to me!

Obama: If I had a son he would look like the murderers of Shorty Belton … and skin color is the ONLY thing that matters to me!

Liberal African-Americans and Conservative African-Americans marked the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s famed 1963 speech in the usual way that American political partisans do. Liberals and Conservatives cheapen everything they touch with their squabbling and this day was no exception. Liberal demagogues like Barack Obama acted like Continue reading

10 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

ZIMMER-MAN, ZIMMER-MAN, DOES WHATEVER A ZIMMER CAN …

George Zimmerman is the Continue reading

8 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

IT’S OFFICIAL: OBAMA REPLACES NIXON AS AMERICA’S SLEAZIEST PRESIDENT EVER

Balladeer’s Blog is known for criticizing American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Up Continue reading

21 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

ANTHONY WEINER: MOCK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Carlos Danger

Carlos Danger

Only in this land of political fanatics could a Democratic Party candidate in the New York Mayoral race be a disgraced Congressman forced to resign for sexting women, including at least one who turned out to be under-age according to reports. That’s the degree of deranged partisan mindlessness in the 21st Century. If Weiner wins the Democratic nomination political zombies will convince themselves to vote for a man whose candidacy would be a joke if stripped of a major party’s label.  And they’ll do it because of their paranoid frenzy over the supposedly eeeevillll things a candidate from the opposition party MIGHT do.

In the spirit of my Mock Campaign Slogans for Obama and Romney from last year here is a list of mock campaign slogans for the forever-creepy Anthony Weiner.

ANTHONY WEINER: Under his administration his left hand WILL know what his right hand is doing!

ANTHONY WEINER: Continue reading

32 Comments

Filed under humor, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL JERKS

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes all of those shrill fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives.

American Liberals and Conservatives are like Continue reading

14 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

ISLAM AND MISOGYNY: A SHOUTOUT FOR LAST WEEK’S FEMEN PROTEST AGAINST ISLAM’S TREATMENT OF WOMEN

As usual women have much more courage than men.

As usual women have much more courage than men.

Hello from your old anarchist buddy Balladeer, but you can just call me “the puppet of Jews” like the Muslim fanatics who threaten me do. It’s no secret that Islam treats women like slaves and worse. It’s also no secret that American Liberals are far too cowardly to criticize Islam the same way they criticize Christianity for its own outdated views.

Last week FEMEN, a feminist group in Europe, staged a topless protest against Islam’s violent, savage and subhuman treatment of women. There was a lot of action outside the Grand Mosque in Paris, where FEMEN members showed they have more backbone than all of the American Left put together by burning a Continue reading

26 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

MOVIES NOT COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Hollywoodland

Hollywoodland

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of those irrational zealots called Liberals and Conservatives. As I have often pointed out in the past there are no such things as right and wrong, there are simply things that a culture finds acceptable and things that a culture frowns upon. Six decades ago Hollywood films conformed to the tired Conservative cliches of Eisenhower’s America and earlier years. Today Hollywood films conform to the tired Liberal cliches of the Political Correctness Police.

In the 1950’s a movie depicting a gay (or black or female) character in the same positive way that the straight (or white or male) characters were depicted would be frowned upon. Today a Hollywood movie depicting a white, straight or (gasp) Christian character in the same positive way that the black, gay or Muslim characters are depicted would be frowned upon.

As always fringe filmmaking is where the courageous storytelling is to be found. The gutless, pandering Hollywood studios all make cookie- cutter movies lacking any sort of diversity in their worldview. Long ago it was uniformly mindless Conservative films being churned out by the dozens. In recent decades it’s been uniformly mindless Liberal films being churned out by the dozens. So let’s proceed with this light- hearted look at movies no Hollywood studio would touch today.

Crimson ImamNot Coming Soon – THE CRIMSON IMAM – A heroic Muslim woman dons a red costume and mask, then takes to the streets of her Muslim community punishing men who physically abuse women in the name of the outdated dictates of their religion. Calling herself the Crimson Imam she becomes a nationwide role model and inspires a large-scale feminist movement within Islam. Eventually women and gay people are embraced by Islam, with female clergy and gay marriages commonplace and with abortion rights a new Muslim priority.

What You’d See Instead – THE CRIMSON NUN – A heroic Christian woman dons a red habit and mask, then takes to the streets of her Christian community punishing priests who molest children and Continue reading

83 Comments

Filed under Fantastic Movie Reviews, humor, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES