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SJW’s: SOCIOPATHIC JERK-WADS

Obi Wan on liberalsHow pathetically delusional and egotistical does someone have to be to actually refer to themselves as an SJW? Only a true joke of a human being would even be able to refer to themselves as a “Social Justice Warrior” (LMAO) without laughing. If I went around calling myself a Heroic Defender of Freedom or HDF, how seriously would you ever take anything else I said for the rest of my life? 

SJW’s (people are only encouraging these fools if you actually refer to them by what it stands for) are really just pompous jackasses like Christian or Muslim missionaries used to be. Just like religious missionaries used to assume they had “the one true faith” and would talk down to their potential converts so do SJW’s think they have “the one true perception of the world” and therefore ANYTHING they want to pretend is “racist” or more generally “hate” MUST automatically be so. 

And the reason so many of us have grown ashamed of the label Liberal is because Liberalism has become a secular religion that seeks to invade every aspect of everyone’s life. As SJW’s are the Church of Liberalism’s missionaries so are those in the “educational” (LMAO) field nothing but that Church’s clergy.

In the distant past education was provided only through religious denominations and if someone wanted an education they had to endure the irrational proselytizing that went along with it. And that’s what American Liberals have reduced education to in this country now. Continue reading

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AMERICAN LIBERALS ARE THE NEW CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES

truth is the new hate speechAmerican Liberals have become even more hypersensitive and easily offended than the old stereotype of Christian Conservatives in pop culture. One of the reasons I used to consider myself a Liberal was because when I was younger Liberals were the people who had no taboo subjects and no prim notions about what was “proper” conversational material.

You could discuss and bounce around any number of uncomfortable or envelope-pushing subjects. And believe it or not you could JOKE about any topic without self-righteous asses reading sinister meanings into irreverent humor. That was a lot more fun than the Christians in the small town where I grew up. Those people had countless forbidden topics and a very narrow definition of what constituted “Decent Society.”

Well who the hell wants to be part of anyone’s snobbish idea of Decent Society? 

I never wanted it when it came to right-wing notions of propriety and I certainly don’t want it when it comes to the pompous, hypocritical and hilariously pretentious airs put on by American Liberals today.    Continue reading

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ANOTHER LIBERAL ON HOW THE LEFT HAS BECOME APPALLING

Nick Cohen

Nick Cohen

I make no secret of the fact that I’m tired of the outdated Liberal vs Conservative paradigm. I considered myself a Liberal back before the political left became constrictive and totalitarian and adopted the insane attitude of “Islam: Right or Wrong!”

I periodically post about fellow former leftists who have also recognized that Liberals throughout the Western World have become everything they pretend to oppose. They’re just better at P.R. than right-wingers are.

England’s Nick Cohen – an atheist like I am – made plenty of remarks I can relate to:

“(A Liberal) cannot break with the pressures that enforce conformity in his left-wing world and accept the real reason why many leave the left. It ought to be obvious. The left is why they leave the left. Never more so than today.

” The shift of left-wing thought towards movements it would once have denounced as racist, imperialist and fascistic has been building for years. I come from a left-wing family … and I don’t regret any of it. But slowly, too slowly I am ashamed to say, I began to notice that left-wing politics had turned rancid.

” … If they were true to their professed principles modern leftists would search out secular forces in the Muslim world — Iranian and Arab feminists, say, Kurdish socialists or Muslim liberals struggling against reactionary clerics here in Britain — and embrace them as comrades.

” Instead, they preferred to excuse half the anti-western theocrats and dictators on the planet. As, in their quiet way, did many in the liberal mainstream.” 

” I realise now what I should have known years ago. The causes I most care about — secularism, freedom of speech, universal human rights — are not their (Liberals’) causes. Whatever they pretend, when the crunch comes, they will always put sectarian unity first, and find reasons to be elsewhere.” 

The absolute best parts of Mr Cohen’s musings Continue reading

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OBAMA: THE BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

Obama DerpRecently I had the chance to interview the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama.  It was pretty easy to set up the interview. I claimed to be a Muslim family who would be happy to go on television and pretend America is an Islamophobic death-trap run by Jewish conspirators. Less than a half-hour later Obama and a film crew arrived at my place by helicopter.  ***

BALLADEER’S BLOG: Let’s start off with a recent development – the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia’s death. You are the ONLY U.S. President who, as a Senator, had voted to filibuster A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. Given that fact, how do you justify insisting the Senate needs to act quickly on your nominee before you move on to your next criminal enterprise?  

BARACK OBAMA: Most people will never even hear about how hypocritical I am about this. I can count on the Democratic Party’s media outlets to avoid mentioning it and nobody will believe any of the Republican Party outlets when they talk about it.

BB: But even Democrat Chuck Schumer has publicly stated that an outgoing president should NOT get to pick the next Supreme Court nominee. And long ago the Democratic Party had backed a move to avoid considering SCOTUS appointments in an election year. 

BO: Do you really think American morons even know who Chuck Schumer is? Or know about something that happened decades ago? Remember, these are people who get their political views from television shows and celebrities.  Continue reading

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U.S. PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO OBAMA

It’s President’s Day Weekend! Three days of basketball and being reminded about how the Democratic and Republican Parties stick us with pieces of garbage like Barack Obama and George W Bush. Here are some pros and cons of the more recent presidents.  

Eisenhower34. DWIGHT EISENHOWER – Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember, the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!)

Nickname: Uncle Milty

Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime. 

Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.

35. JOHN F KENNEDY – Motto: “Thank God for television!”

Nickname: FDR  

Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally. 

Con: Continue reading

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OBAMA SLAPPED BY THE SUPREME COURT AGAIN

Obama madman

“If the working class doesn’t like me then I’ll just take their jobs away from them!”

Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that truly criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally. Barack Obama has AGAIN been slapped by the Supreme Court for overstepping his lawful authority. Twenty-seven of our fifty states (not fifty-seven, like Obama thinks we have) took the Hollow One’s latest attack on U.S. jobs to court.

The end result: Obama’s bizarre desires will NOT be enforced until the legality or illegality of his actions can be clarified. Little Barry’s dream was that his demented rules would be in effect until the court cases were over. The U.S. Supreme Court patiently explained once again to Obama about the limits of his office.  Continue reading

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THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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How can you NOT love being alive right now? There are so many battles worth fighting against so many thoroughly contemptible opponents! Both of our political parties in America now represent ONLY bloated rich pigs and have become so completely dishonest that only the obscenely wealthy have a realistic shot at the presidency.  

Liberals have taken over the censorship and blacklisting activities they pretended to disapprove of when they were used against them. In response Conservatives, who USED to control the censorship and blacklisting racket, have taken over the Liberals’ role of pretending to oppose those activities … for now.

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The Liberal Political Correctness Police are so hypersensitive and huffy they are even MORE fun to offend than Christian Conservatives used to be. Even worse are fanatical Muslims who seek to end Free Speech and spread their barbaric treatment of women everywhere they go. Liberals are happy to help ONLY the Muslims who hate the civilized world while refusing to let Muslims who seek reform of their faith even speak on college campuses.

Barack Obama has given the Mad Mullahs of Iran, some of the most bloodthirsty and irrational lunatics alive, a nuclear weapons program! The Islamic State spawned by Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq has managed to make Muslim Fascism the Nazi Party of the 21st Century. Continue reading

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LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS: THE SIXTIES

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that offers non-partisan criticism of Liberals and Conservatives. This post is part of my series in which I examine the construction of political myths. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more hubristic and in need of criticism so I’ll start with their political myths first.

As we “deconstruct” some of the concepts and figures held sacred by the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism much of the fun will come from the huffy indignation they display when their own outdated value system is subjected to the same critical eye which they use to regard others. Most Liberals of the 1960s generation have become left-wing Archie Bunkers, forever living in the past.

THE 1960s – You’ve heard of the book The Greatest Generation? Well the American youth of the 1960s have earned a name as “the most self-aggrandizing generation.”  The 60s generation has never forgiven the land of their birth for the fact that life was not as simple and pleasant as what they saw on episodes of Father Knows Best or The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet. They grew up … well, American Liberals NEVER grow up, so let’s instead say they “grew older” while Continue reading

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“WE ARE ALL PUPPY DOGS”

Obama clown

THIS BUFFOON IS LIVING PROOF WHY WE NEED THIRD PARTIES.

In Balladeer’s Blog’s criticism of Liberals and Conservatives I’ve often remarked that Liberals spend their lives figuratively saying “Don’t kick puppy dogs!” to people who had no intention of kicking puppy dogs in the first place. Even worse the pompous jackasses of Liberalism then pat themselves on the back and convince themselves that they deserve the credit if people don’t kick puppy dogs.

Recently Barack Obama – the man who embodies American Liberal condescension and pretentiousness – once again lectured the nation whose diverse people elected him. The topic of course was his ongoing snipe hunt for Islamophobia. When rabid Muslim fanatics kill untold numbers of innocent people Obama’s paramount concern is Islamophobia. When nothing in particular happens Obama’s paramount concern is still Islamophobia. 

Obama Yelling

OBAMA: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE, THEREFORE WE MUST CONVINCE THEM THAT OUR PARTY IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN THEM AND MOBS OF HATE-FILLED AMERICANS!

Little Barry continues to lecture a nation that plans no harm to Muslims who live within the law NOT to plan harm to Muslims who live within the law. (Yawwwn!) Obama delivered this lecture from a Baltimore mosque with ties to recognized terrorist groups. Even the New York Times criticized Little Barry for this and for his persistent silence on the subject of Muslim Apartheid: the barbaric treatment of women in Muslim culture. 

Obama spoke from a mosque known for its demeaning treatment of its female members, as the New York Times also pointed out. Continue reading

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MUSLIMS WHO WANT TO ASSIMILATE ARE REJECTED BY THE POLITICAL LEFT

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Democrats: Muslims who don’t hate the Western World are useless to us!

You’ll never see self-adoring, virtue-signalling Leftist demagogues like Obama doing photo ops with Muslims who came to America to GET AWAY from the suffocating oppression of the Muslim World and the endless wars which Muslim groups have been waging against each other for over a thousand years.

Muslims are the new toys of the pompous, condescending Liberals (more like fascists) of the Western World. The ONLY Muslims who are useful to them are Muslims who say that America is “Islamophobic” (Oh, NO WONDER they want to come here in such large numbers) or (yawn) racist (Islam is not a race).

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

You will NEVER see the political media giving air-time to Muslims who want to say “The West is not our enemy” or “Actually I find it fascinating to interact with so many non-Muslims. It’s really opened my mind.” and ESPECIALLY not “I came to America so my daughters can have more freedoms and pursue their own dreams.” Continue reading

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