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SEPTEMBER 11TH ANNIVERSARY: LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

September 11th, 2001

September 11th, 2001

For a non-believer and Independent Voter like me this is the ideal day to point out that there is no god named Allah and Muhammad was a false prophet. Islam is at LEAST as blood-soaked as any other religion and it is definitely the most homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world at this particular point in history.

Here is Balladeer’s Blog’s September 11th Anniversary post, in which I examine the way Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics would have dealt with events IF the 9-11 attacks had been thwarted.

Several years ago a big deal was made over whether or not the 9-11 attacks could have been prevented by greater coordination between elements of the intelligence community. Amid the predictable partisan bickering and childish finger- pointing that characterized the 9-11 Commision and its findings an important consideration was overlooked.

That consideration was how events would have unfolded if the attacks had actually been thwarted. Let’s take a quick look at both the Liberal idiocy and the Conservative idiocy that would have followed. 

THE LIBERAL IDIOCY – The insecure American Left always feels that the only officially “intellectual” thing to do is to take sides against one’s own country no matter what the situation is. I Continue reading

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LIBERALS & CONSERVATIVES & INTELLIGENCE

A nauseating demagogue who racially profiles every white person he meets.

A nauseating demagogue who racially profiles every white person he meets.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where Al Qaeda has Barack Obama on the run and where that same Obama has callously turned his back on Detroit. (Since last year was an election year Barry pretended it was only his political opponents who would dare do something so unfeeling, but now that he no longer needs votes the repulsive piece of political sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics figures Detroit can burn!)

Join me as I once again trash both Liberals and Conservatives.  

It’s no secret that American Liberals are hilariously pretentious asses. Just as American Conservatives have hopelessly politicized the word “patriot” to the point where it’s meaningless, American Liberals have hopelessly politicized the word “intellectual” to the point where it is meaningless, too. Conservatives will Continue reading

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IT’S OFFICIAL: OBAMA REPLACES NIXON AS AMERICA’S SLEAZIEST PRESIDENT EVER

Balladeer’s Blog is known for criticizing American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Up Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL JERKS

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes all of those shrill fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives.

American Liberals and Conservatives are like Continue reading

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THE PRESIDENT OF LIBYA TOLD US THE TRUTH ABOUT BENGHAZI, OBAMA LIED TO US TO FURTHER HIS REELECTION CAMPAIGN

When I bash George W Bush and other Republicans conservative fanatics accuse me of being a Liberal, so I’m sure Liberal fanatics will accuse me of being a conservative for facing up to the Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE THE EXACT SAME KIND OF PEOPLE

The ruling class enjoying a moment together far from the chaos they've mired the rest of us in.

The ruling class enjoying a moment together far from the chaos they’ve mired the rest of us in.

This week we got another reminder that the Democratic and Republican party office-holders consider themselves “the ruling class” and the rest of us mere peasants. In Congress there was at last some bi-partisan cooperation – BOTH parties now admit what a disaster Obamacare is and introduced legislation TO EXEMPT THEMSELVES AND THEIR STAFF MEMBERS FROM IT!

If Obamacare is so wonderful why do they want exempted from it themselves and why do they feel it will attract quality employees to their staffs to have the PERK of being exempt from it? Sounds like those demagogues hate Obamacare as much as the rest of us do and as much as EVERY doctor that I and everyone I know has spoken to hate it.     

Let’s look at other reasons why Liberals and Conservatives are the same kind of people:

Liberals think they are the country’s official “intellectuals” and that they possess “the one true world view”. They feel that this qualifies them to use the apparatus of government to rule every aspect of our lives. Dissenters from this view are so routinely labeled “racists” and/or “uneducated” that such labels have become virtually meaningless.

Conservatives think they are the Continue reading

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MOVIES NOT COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Hollywoodland

Hollywoodland

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of those irrational zealots called Liberals and Conservatives. As I have often pointed out in the past there are no such things as right and wrong, there are simply things that a culture finds acceptable and things that a culture frowns upon. Six decades ago Hollywood films conformed to the tired Conservative cliches of Eisenhower’s America and earlier years. Today Hollywood films conform to the tired Liberal cliches of the Political Correctness Police.

In the 1950’s a movie depicting a gay (or black or female) character in the same positive way that the straight (or white or male) characters were depicted would be frowned upon. Today a Hollywood movie depicting a white, straight or (gasp) Christian character in the same positive way that the black, gay or Muslim characters are depicted would be frowned upon.

As always fringe filmmaking is where the courageous storytelling is to be found. The gutless, pandering Hollywood studios all make cookie- cutter movies lacking any sort of diversity in their worldview. Long ago it was uniformly mindless Conservative films being churned out by the dozens. In recent decades it’s been uniformly mindless Liberal films being churned out by the dozens. So let’s proceed with this light- hearted look at movies no Hollywood studio would touch today.

Crimson ImamNot Coming Soon – THE CRIMSON IMAM – A heroic Muslim woman dons a red costume and mask, then takes to the streets of her Muslim community punishing men who physically abuse women in the name of the outdated dictates of their religion. Calling herself the Crimson Imam she becomes a nationwide role model and inspires a large-scale feminist movement within Islam. Eventually women and gay people are embraced by Islam, with female clergy and gay marriages commonplace and with abortion rights a new Muslim priority.

What You’d See Instead – THE CRIMSON NUN – A heroic Christian woman dons a red habit and mask, then takes to the streets of her Christian community punishing priests who molest children and Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND FANATICISM

Two children of privilege who represent everything worth despising about Liberals and Conservatives.

Two children of privilege who represent everything worth despising about Liberals and Conservatives.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of the shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. Because of my frequent references to the way Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics continue to tear the country apart I sometimes get emails from them asking me how I define the word “fanatic”. I’m always delighted when Liberals can tear themselves away from trite racebaiting and Conservatives can tear themselves away from their Bibles long enough to send me a few hate-filled missives so I’ll be happy to clarify my definition of the word.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE FANATIC IF …

You actually think the members of one political party are “the good guys” and the members of the other political party are “the bad guys.”

You’ve deluded yourself into thinking that any facts that don’t fit your political prejudices are  propaganda spread by Fox News Channel and talk radio (according to Liberal fanatics) or spread by the Liberal media (according to Conservative fanatics) .

You avoid any Continue reading

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AL SHARPTON OR RUSH LIMBAUGH: WHO’S A BIGGER HATEMONGER?

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. It goes without saying that both sides of the political spectrum boast a large number of repulsive demagogues who spout the kind of drivel that appeals to their fanatical followers but which leaves the rest of us (aka “adults”) disgusted with the shrill state of American politics. Once again I’m letting readers vote on a particular question. To avoid multiple votes by the same people  you can vote by emailing me via my “FAQ” page.

https://i2.wp.com/thefinereport.com/wp-content/imagescaler/e52ab7faed87273bdcfef2d64ed59828.jpgAL SHARPTON – Sharpton often calls himself “reverend”  (LMFAO!) and in my opinion he’s the Father Coughlin of the American left. Al’s calling card throughout his career of demagoguery has been his ill-conceived loathing of all white people. Whenever there have been pogroms and genocidal practices throughout human history I can picture each era’s “Al Sharpton figures” urging on the killing.

In fact “Sharptonian” might be a good adjective for describing the callous monsters who hate and hate and hate and sometimes kill and kill and kill while putting on pious pretences. The adjective could be applied to any situation from the Holocaust (and given Al’s apparent feelings toward Jews that’s a given) to Rwanda. Yes, whether it’s the Tawana Brawley incident to wherever else Sharpton inserts his loathesome presence you can bet he’ll be stoking up the racism of his band of Continue reading

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CHRISTMAS SEASON ADVICE FOR AMERICAN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

Ghost of Christmas PresentWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes those childish fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s some Yuletide advice for those two groups of zealots who continue to tear the country apart by putting their respective political parties ahead of the nation.

ADVICE FOR LIBERALS – Pretend these Conservatives you irrationally hate Continue reading

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