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May 11, 2016 · 9:14 pm

OBAMA ADMITS HE’S DONE NOTHING TO EARN THE PRESIDENCY

Obama at wheel

Proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and of Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program.

In his recent commencement speech at Howard University Little Barry Obama told the graduates that people who do well in life are just lucky and it “wasn’t nothin’ they did.”

This means Obama has finally gained enough self-awareness to realize how LUCKY he was to go to all those private schools, get entry to educational institutions and stay there despite his low grades just because he was LUCKY enough to be in a country with Affirmative Action. (He could have mentioned the fact that that’s how Michelle got into her college, too, since her grades weren’t good enough, either.)

It also means Barack acknowledges how LUCKY he was to be in the right place at the right time to pointlessly race-bait his way to prominence in the cesspool of the Chicago political system. Then he was LUCKY enough to be the man selected to speak at the Democratic Convention and gain his first national attention.

Prancing Buffoon

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** He’s such a bitch!

From there he was LUCKY enough to go up against Hillary Clinton in 2008 for the Democratic Party nomination. He was also LUCKY enough to follow George W Bush, a repulsive bloated rich pig. And he was LUCKY enough to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize his first year in office, based on ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Most of all he was LUCKY enough to be up against a Republican Party being run by the most clueless, gutless and insipid fools to ever walk the planet. Continue reading →

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April 30, 2016 · 4:26 pm

OBAMA: IT’S ALL PART OF HIS DEMAGOGUE FANTASY

Obama pathological liar BIG

tianenmen square

OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude! 

Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.

The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much. 

Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.  

Urkel

United States President Barack Obama

** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.

** Discovering penicillin.

** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)

** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”

** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading →

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March 26, 2016 · 4:54 pm

OBAMA RESPONDS TO A MUSLIM NUCLEAR ATTACK

Obama fail

Proud father of the Islamic State (aka Obamastan) and founder of the Iranian nuclear weapons program. 

The recent word out of Belgium has been that the operatives of the Islamic State spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq were planning a “dirty bomb” attack. Obamastan (the alternate name for the Islamic State) had operatives in place at a Belgian nuclear plant. Some of those operatives were arrested and approximately eight other Muslims were fired from jobs at nuclear facilities because of questionable identification papers.  

Balladeer’s Blog presents a look at how Little Barry Obama would respond to a nuclear attack by Muslim fanatics if it succeeded.  

OBAMA: Blah blah blah “not all Muslims participated in this attack” blah blah blah “I lose patience with the anger the world feels after unfortunate incidents like this” blah blah blah “Crusades” blah blah blah “Inquisition” blah blah blah “religion of peace” blah blah blah “the real threat is Islamophobia” blah blah blah “diversity” blah blah blah “No intention of slowing down the process of letting untold numbers of unidentified and unvetted Muslim immigrants into the Western World” blah blah blah “hashtags” blah blah blah “not my fault” blah blah blah. Continue reading →

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March 15, 2016 · 8:29 pm

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND THE FUTURE

democratic party donkey

*** *** *** *** *** ** “Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

 

My dislike of both Liberals and Conservatives is well known. The slogan of American Liberals has long been “Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed” and since American Liberals are all obedient footsoldiers for the Democratic Party that saying is, by extension, the slogan of the Democratic Party as well.

Anyway, American Liberals are facing an unusual time ahead. It’s begun to dawn on them that Barack Obama will eventually be out of office but they’ve PERMANENTLY driven away so many of us former Liberals. And they did it with all the non-stop lying and covering up for their beloved Hollow Man. A political party, like a nation, is larger than any one figure but the Democratic Party sacrificed any remaining credibility it had with the working class with their cult-like devotion to the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. Continue reading →

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March 5, 2016 · 10:14 pm

MIKE DITKA CALLS OBAMA THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

Mike Ditka

Even at his age Iron Mike could still kick Obama’s butt … but then so could anybody.

Good old Iron Mike himself proved he still calls things like he sees them. The football legend went after Obama like he used to go after Mike Tomczak after an interception.

The Hall of Famer was doing an ESPN Radio interview when he called Obama “the worst president we’ve ever had” (no kidding) and criticized the Golfer-in- Chief’s lack of leadership skills. Ditka also referred to Little Barry as “disgusting.” Ditka knows Chicago well from his time with the Bears and Obama’s emergence from the sewer of Chicago politics was a warning about what a corrupt administration he might run. 

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February 14, 2016 · 10:07 pm

OBAMA AND REAGAN: TWO DEMAGOGUES

Two repulsive sides of the same ugly coin.

Two repulsive sides of the same ugly coin.

President’s Day is almost here! Regular readers know how much I despise both Barack Obama (Liberal Democrat) and Ronald Reagan (Conservative Republican) and it’s largely for the same reasons. Consider the following:

Barack Obama is a lying demagogue who spouts nothing but mindless left-wing dogma that panders to the prejudices of his unquestioning Liberal worshippers.

Ronald Reagan was a lying demagogue who spouted nothing but mindless right-wing dogma that pandered to the prejudices of his unquestioning Conservative worshippers.

Barack Obama is supported by comfortable, callous and unfeeling creatures who refuse to acknowledge the genuine pain and suffering caused by his ill-considered policies. Continue reading →

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February 5, 2016 · 11:08 pm

“WE ARE ALL PUPPY DOGS”

Obama clown

THIS BUFFOON IS LIVING PROOF WHY WE NEED THIRD PARTIES.

In Balladeer’s Blog’s criticism of Liberals and Conservatives I’ve often remarked that Liberals spend their lives figuratively saying “Don’t kick puppy dogs!” to people who had no intention of kicking puppy dogs in the first place. Even worse the pompous jackasses of Liberalism then pat themselves on the back and convince themselves that they deserve the credit if people don’t kick puppy dogs.

Recently Barack Obama – the man who embodies American Liberal condescension and pretentiousness – once again lectured the nation whose diverse people elected him. The topic of course was his ongoing snipe hunt for Islamophobia. When rabid Muslim fanatics kill untold numbers of innocent people Obama’s paramount concern is Islamophobia. When nothing in particular happens Obama’s paramount concern is still Islamophobia. 

Obama Yelling

OBAMA: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE, THEREFORE WE MUST CONVINCE THEM THAT OUR PARTY IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN THEM AND MOBS OF HATE-FILLED AMERICANS!

Little Barry continues to lecture a nation that plans no harm to Muslims who live within the law NOT to plan harm to Muslims who live within the law. (Yawwwn!) Obama delivered this lecture from a Baltimore mosque with ties to recognized terrorist groups. Even the New York Times criticized Little Barry for this and for his persistent silence on the subject of Muslim Apartheid: the barbaric treatment of women in Muslim culture. 

Obama spoke from a mosque known for its demeaning treatment of its female members, as the New York Times also pointed out. Continue reading →

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February 1, 2016 · 10:08 pm

THE MOST REPULSIVE LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the net that equally criticizes Liberals and Conservatives. Presented for your reading pleasure is a look at the most thoroughly repulsive American Liberals and American Conservatives so far in this still- young century.

The prancing buffoon named Barack Obama.

The prancing buffoon named Barack Obama.

1. MOST REPULSIVE LIBERAL – BARACK OBAMA – Could there be any doubt? This utter failure of a president violates the Constitution and persists in the cheap and worn-out game of blaming his predecessor for everything bad but trying to take credit for anything good.

And if you doubt the part about violating the Constitution just ask the Supreme Court, which TWENTY TIMES has UNANIMOUSLY ruled that Obama did so and invalidated his actions. Little Barry has earned a name as “the piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes” with his weak, inept and crooked performance as president.

In the future I’m sure America will have African American presidents who really are brilliant and capable and all of the things Obama is NOT. For right now this global embarrassment has caused so much damage that even his callous, unthinking and unfeeling worshippers are having a tougher and tougher time trying to make excuses for him. A creepy and fascistic cult of personality is Little Barry’s only strength while his tiresome way of racially profiling all white people shows what kind of a hatemonger he is.  Continue reading →

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January 28, 2016 · 11:07 pm

DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN SWORN IN FROM HIS JAIL CELL

Robert Battle

Robert Battle who possibly DID kill someone but his mindless supporters voted for him anyway.

For overseas readers who don’t understand why so many Americans seethe with contempt for the elected officials who think they’re fit to condescendingly lecture the rest of us, here is just the latest example.

East Chicago Councilman Robert Battle is being sworn in to his office FROM HIS JAIL CELL. Battle is in jail on homicide and drug charges.The story broke BEFORE the election, but political party zealots still elected him. Hilarious! Chicago has a nationwide reputation for political sleaze. My low opinion of Barack Obama began back when he was running for the party nomination and I researched his past.

Little Barry O outdid even Richard Nixon for sliminess and it was apparent early on. In the cesspool of Chicago politics however, Obama bubbled and gurgled his way to the surface. Plus the Chicago crookedness often infects other parts of Illinois, too. Not so long ago BACK TO BACK Illinois Governors wound up in prison.

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

No, I’m not kidding. The ever-increasing frequency of things like this example are why I never hesitate to label members of the Democratic and Republican Parties as members of rival gangs of white collar criminals. So many of them spend their political careers barely one step ahead of an indictment yet they often have the nerve to look down their noses at their constituents and call them bigots and worse. Continue reading →

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December 18, 2015 · 8:24 pm

OBAMA: SUBMISSION ACCOMPLISHED

... And he certainly has, hasn't he?

… And he certainly has, hasn’t he?

Yes, the previous ass is famous for “Mission Accomplished,” the current ass is famous for “Submission Accomplished.” It’s part of Little Barry Obama’s distorted worldview in which he thinks the Muslim world is “morally superior” to the western democracies.

Because faux intellectuals like him think it’s like, so DEEP dude to reflexively submit to everyone who hates the west, even when those haters are homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant.  Continue reading →

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