ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A FANTASTICAL EXCURSION INTO THE PLANETS (1839)

fantastical excursionA FANTASTICAL EXCURSION INTO THE PLANETS (1839) – Written by an unknown author. The anonymous narrator of this novel is taken on a visit to assorted planets and other celestial bodies. The figure who transports him is a winged, rainbow-colored sprite whose face and body constantly change slightly, allowing no lasting impression to be made out.   

MERCURY – The narrator discovers Mercury to be a sunny but not scorching planet of pleasantly aromatic meadows and trees. The inhabitants are beautiful, angelic creatures of indeterminate gender whose light-weight bodies permit them to virtually float around like feathers.

              These beings devote all their time to frolicking, singing and making music on other-worldly stringed and wind instruments that the narrator compares to lyres and flutes. The closest thing to actual labor that the Mercurians do is to cultivate flowers then weave them into chaplets and garlands with which to adorn themselves.

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VENUS – Next our narrator and his winged guide visit Venus. This planet is covered with roses, myrtles, amaranths and asphodels plus alien flowers flaunting colors unknown on Earth. The flatlands are all covered in short green grass which smells of lilies and violets.

              Trees are plentiful, the air is tropically balmy and the rivers and streams sound like music. Birds sing during the daylight hours, birds which sound like doves and nightingales but are of Venerean species (the narrator says “Venerean” instead of “Venusian”). Our main character proves unable to catch any of these winged creatures to study them more closely.
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JUDGE ROY BEAN – FRONTIERADO SEASON LOOK AT THE REAL-LIFE FIGURE

The Frontierado holiday celebrates the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality. It’s celebrated the first Friday of every August, so this year that will be August 2nd.

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JUDGE ROY BEAN – Phantly Roy Bean, Jr. (Phantly?) was born around 1825 and passed away March 16th, 1903. The figure has been brought to the big and small screens multiple times over the decades, with Paul Newman’s The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean as the most well-known attempt.

paul newman as judge roy beanWell before this part-hero, part-villain became renowned as “The Only Law West of the Pecos” he was already experiencing an adventurous life. In 1841, at the age of 16, Bean hitched a ride on a flatboat from his dirt-poor Kentucky community to New Orleans, LA in search of work.

After assorted hell-raising, including a supposed stint as a riverboat gambler up and down the Mississippi, things got too dangerous for Roy in New Orleans so he fled further west. In San Antonio, TX he settled down with his brother Sam Bean for years, working in Sam’s trade of transporting goods to Santa Fe, NM and northern Mexico. Continue reading

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TRUMP-HATERS BLAMING THE VICTIM

trump being heroicFor what it’s worth, here are my current thoughts on the ongoing situation regarding the attempt to kill populist folk hero President Donald Trump. There are countless articles out there praising his courage under literal fire and condemning the loathsome conduct of Trump-haters, so I’m covering a different angle right now.

I will not yet bother to address the transparently phony claims by some people that they will tamp down their anti-Trump rhetoric. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: WNBA RESULTS – JULY 14th EDITION

Obviously, I will have more coming regarding larger events, but for right now let’s take a look at WNBA results.

indiana fever logoINDIANA OVER PHOENIX – The INDIANA FEVER (10-14) welcomed the PHOENIX MERCURY (12-11) in this game.

The Fever led Phoenix 28-16, 55-35 and 81-58 in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Quarters respectively. In the 4th, Indiana held off a gallant rally attempt by the Mercury, winning the game 95-86. Kelsey Mitchell’s 28 points led the Fever. CAITLIN CLARK had a Double Double of 20 points and 13 assists, while her teammates Aliyah Boston and NaLyssa Smith logged Double Doubles of their own with 21 & 13 and 14 & 10.

las vegas acesACES WILD – The LAS VEGAS ACES (15-7) took it on the road against the ATLANTA DREAM (7-15) yesterday.

A 44-30 Halftime advantage for the Aces over Atlanta became 57-47 to end the 3rd Quarter. Las Vegas made up the difference in the 4th, taking down the Dream by a final tally of 84-70. The Aces were led by A’ja Wilson with her magnificent Double Double of THIRTY-THREE points and 18 rebounds.    Continue reading

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TRUMP’S ENEMIES FURTHER IMMORTALIZE HIM BY ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE HIM

trump survives attempt on his life by the trash who hate himWell, the Democrats, their media outlets and their unhinged narrative that de facto Third Party President Donald Trump is the new Hitler finally got the result they’ve been wanting … almost. Clearly they would rather that Trump was dead. I will have more to write about this in a day or so.

trump and jfkLongtime readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that when something huge happens I like to wait for the initial fog of mistakes and incorrect reports by the media to clear up before I do a lengthy blog post. In the meantime, obviously, I’m glad that Trump – who kept us out of any new wars, was the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime and the man most feared by the absolute garbage called career politicians in the United States – survived this attempt on his life.

Just like one of the men he reminds me of – President Theodore Roosevelt – Trump has now survived an assassination attempt during a speaking appearance. Continue reading

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JANUARY 1976 MARVEL STORIES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog resumes my old January by January look at what stories Marvel had out that month.

ff 166FANTASTIC FOUR Vol 1 #166 (January 1976)

Title: If It’s Tuesday, It Must be the Hulk

Villain: Hulk

Synopsis: The U.S. Army calls in the Fantastic Four to help them corral the fugitive Hulk now that Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards) has invented a new device which might be able to cure Bruce Banner once and for all.

Through teamwork, the F.F. manage to capture the Hulk. Back at the army facility, Reed’s device works, but the Thing, outraged at the inhumane treatment of the captive Bruce Banner, mucks thing up, causing Bruce to turn back into the Hulk. Continue reading

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JULY TWELFTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, as always coming to you from a land where senile graft-grabber and career criminal Joe Biden spends more time trying to distract from how unfit he is than he does on any of his responsibilities.

biden bloodJOE BIDEN CALLED OUT FOR CALLOUSLY IGNORING THE HURRICANE BERYL DISASTER. The repulsive Republican George W. Bush had Hurricane Katrina, and the repulsive Democrat Joe Biden has Hurricane Beryl. Grotesque.

NBC DEMOCRAT CHUCK TODD AND POLITICO DEMOCRAT JONATHAN MARTIN ADMIT THEY’VE BEEN COVERING UP FOR BIDEN’S UNFITNESS “FOR YEARS.” It’s always “The Party uber alles” with such non-journalists. They don’t deserve to be trusted. More HERE.

NO CABINET MEETINGS IN NINE MONTHS? BIDEN “STEALTH RELEASING” HIS DELEGATES TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM AT THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION? Wow! If only we had a media curious enough to press Joe Biden on any of this.

media biasMEDIA-GATE CONTINUES: MILWAUKEE RADIO STATION EXPOSED FOR ALLOWING THE BIDEN REGIME TO MAKE THEM EDIT OUT JOE’S RAMBLING GIBBERISH IN ORDER TO COVER UP HIS UNFITNESS.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR SHERROD BROWN BLASTED FOR COVERING UP JOE BIDEN’S CONDITION. White-collar criminals clinging together like bacteria. A Senator practicing “omerta.”  

BIDENS IN THE BUNKER: REPORT STATES UNDERBOSS HUNTER BIDEN IS JOE’S “ACTING CHIEF OF STAFF.” The Biden Crime Family, as people say.

azealia banksAZEALEA BANKS REMAINS A TRUMP SUPPORTER; REAFFIRMING HER PRAISE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP IN HER INTERVIEW WITH THE STANDARD. More HERE.

CULTISTS: THE DEMOCRATS ON THE VIEW SINK TO NEW DEPTHS TO DEFEND BIDEN, WITH WHOOPIE ADMITTING SHE SOMETIMES SOILS HERSELF LIKE JOE DOES. What these clowns won’t do for The Party, even debasing themselves just to share shame with their Regime’s ring-leader. Continue reading

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THE TOUCH OF BREEZE (2023) – PRITILATA NANDI’S LATEST LITERARY WORK

the touch of breezeTHE TOUCH OF BREEZE (2023) – Last year Balladeer’s Blog reviewed Love of Rain, Indian authoress Pritilata Nandi’s brilliant and moving collection of short stories about Indian life. Nandi has followed that up with a novel about emotional upheaval and eventual atonement … to whatever degree is possible in life.

I’m fairly cynical and jaded but Pritilata has a gift for making even someone like me feel moved by the storm of emotions she conjures up. Through her characters Susmita and her granddaughter Silpa readers get introduced to a family from India who are about to travel to Hawaii.

Susmita, a teacher turned author (like Nandi herself) had hoped to take such a trip with her husband Arijit but unfortunately, he has passed away. The widow will be traveling there with Silpa and her parents, and we get some wonderful bonding between grandmother and granddaughter. Continue reading

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THE ALASKANS (1959-1960) FRONTIERADO TV SERIES

The Frontierado holiday is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. This year it will be observed on Friday August 2nd. Here’s another seasonal post.

moore and provineTHE ALASKANS (1959-1960) – The gold rushes in Alaska during the late 1890s and early 1900s provided the usual tableaus of boom towns, claim-jumping, gambling and gunslinging. Unlike such rushes in the Continental United States, the frigid temperatures and monumental snows of Alaska added unique twists to the wild west feel of gold-seeking.

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog covered Alaskan prospectors, gunslingers and gamblers like the Montana Kid, Swiftwater Bill, Klondike Kate, One-Eyed Riley, Silent Sam Bonnifield and others HERE. The Alaskans starred Roger Moore, Dorothy Provine, Ray Danton, John Dehner and Claude Akins searching for gold in the 1890s.   

alaskansThe series was produced by the same outfit behind James Garner’s iconic series Maverick and featured Roger Moore’s character Silky Harris, who ran con games and gambled with as much skill as he displayed at gunplay. Dorothy Provine’s Rocky Shaw was a Klondike Kate-style saloon entertainer who knew how to handle herself in rough company.

John Dehner appeared as the real-life figure Soapy Smith, infamous crime lord of the frozen north. Balladeer’s Blog examined Soapy’s career of crime in Denver and later in Alaska HERE.
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THE FORGOTTEN LAND (1917) ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

the popular magazineTHE FORGOTTEN LAND (1917) – Written by H. H. Knibbs. This writer was much better known for his poems about the American West. The Forgotten Land ventured into science fiction and “future history.”

This short story began in “the near future” from its publication in the February 7th, 1917 issue of The Popular Magazine. The narrative drops us into the middle of ongoing events. Sometime earlier, Japan invaded the west coast of the United States.

Japan’s armies have been routing America’s armed forces and multiple tribes of Native Americans have seized the opportunity to try to retake much of their land from both the whites and the Japanese. The story’s central character is a railroad official named Jack Hanley.    Continue reading

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