ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: MESSAGES FROM MARS (1892)

Messages from Mars 2MESSAGES FROM MARS BY THE AID OF THE TELESCOPE PLANT (1892) – Written by Robert D Braine. I shortened the title for the blog post headline. The main character of this novel is a sailor named Nordhausen. After leaving Madagascar our hero winds up shipwrecked on an uncharted island.

While roaming this island Nordhausen finds plants with thick transparent leaves which refract light like lenses do. The sailor breaks off one of the leaves to study it more closely, only to be seized by the island’s native inhabitants, who have been watching him from hiding.

Messages from MarsThe natives take him through a cave entrance to their hidden village which is a blend of the primitive and the futuristic. For the “sacrilege” of damaging one of the telescope plants Nordhausen is to be executed. The means? A device formed from several of the lens-like leaves which magnify the sunlight into a makeshift heat-ray, like holding a magnifying glass over a piece of paper to catch it on fire. 

Our hero is saved at the last minute by a beautiful woman named Raimonda, who wants him spared. When her own words are not sufficient to stay the execution she enlists the King of Mars to persuade the natives to spare Nordhausen.

Raimonda explains to the freed sailor that the island is called Roxana and its inhabitants Roxanans. Long ago two shipwrecked scientists from Europe showed the Roxanans how to use the incredible leaves of the sacred plant to construct telescopes.

The telescopes led to the discovery of intelligent and advanced life on Mars (Oron to the people of the Red Planet) and eventually two-way communication between the islanders and the “Martials” as the book calls the inhabitants of Mars – interchangeably with “Oronites, as the aliens call themselves. Continue reading

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PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP RETURNS IN TRIUMPH ON INAUGURATION DAY

Donald Trump, Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi and Lech Walesa. America’s indefatigable populist president officially completes the triumphant quartet of political mavericks who were ruthlessly persecuted by corrupt and/or authoritarian regimes yet defeated them to become their nation’s leader.

All four even had bogus “felony convictions” at the hands of the corrupt regimes they opposed but came through it all with head held high, ultimately defeating the vile forces aligned against them when voters delivered the REAL verdicts. Not even a stolen election in 2020 or mocked-up impeachments that everyone knew didn’t have the votes for a conviction BOTH times stopped Trump.

Not even having the career criminal installed in his place in 2020 unleashing his attack dogs in the DOJ on him stopped him. Not even the heinous heads of the CIA stopped him. Not even multiple assassination attempts stopped him. (Though let’s face it, America’s cesspool of a political establishment may yet try more impeachments and assassination attempts against him.)

Unscrupulous political crime families like the Bushes, Cheneys and Romneys on the Republican side and the Pelosis, Bidens and Clintons on the Democrat side were defeated in their efforts to derail President Donald Trump.

But most importantly, the man himself prevailed.  By refusing to give in to forces that would have stopped lesser figures, Trump inspired America’s voters to remember the many successes from his first term and take note of the failures, graft and lies of the white-collar criminals who opposed him. From BOTH parties.  Continue reading

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JANUARY NINETEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

It’s another current events roundup courtesy of Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where people are happy to see the first hostages released by Hamas per President Trump’s insistence that it get started before Inauguration Day tomorrow. 

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BIASED, TRUMP-HATING POLITICAL CARTOONIST DARRIN BELL ARRESTED ON CHILD PORNOGRAPHY CHARGES. Democrats, can you please leave children alone? More HERE.

EVEN DEMOCRAT MEDIA’S SAAGAR ENJETI CALLS THE CEASEFIRE/ HOSTAGE RELEASE DEAL “AN INCREDIBLE ACHIEVEMENT BY TRUMP AND AN INCREDIBLE HUMILIATION OF JOE BIDEN.” That says it all, but there’s also THIS.

BIDEN REGIME’S MAYORKAS THROWS CROOKED JOE UNDER THE BUS BY SAYING JOE REFUSED TO LET HIM SECURE AMERICA’S SOUTHERN BORDER. Hilarious, especially considering how many times Mayorkas TESTIFIED that the border was secure. Sure, nobody believed him, but that’s not the point. 

DEMOCRAT STACEY ABRAMS’ GROUPS FINED RECORD THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR CAMPAIGN VIOLATIONS. Remember her idiotic appearance on one of the Star Trek shows when they were trying to prop up Abrams’ political career?

LITHUANIA TO INCREASE THEIR NATO CONTRIBUTION TO BETWEEN FIVE AND SIX PERCENT PER TRUMP REQUEST. Remember the way the “harrumph, harrumph” Republicans at National Review feigned outrage at Trump raising the topic?

RECALLED DEMOCRAT SHENG THAO CORRUPTION SCANDAL. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG COLLEGE BASKETBALL: JANUARY 19th

NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

NBA LEVEL SCORE – Both teams made the Century Club in this game between the NEW COLLEGE OF FLORIDA MIGHTY BANYANS and the visiting WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS. By Halftime the Mighty Banyans were on top 66-41. The Royals rallied after the break but fell short as NCF won 124-117. Charlie Yoder led the victors with a Double Double of FORTY-FOUR points and 10 rebounds. 

CENTURY CLUB – Teams scoring 100 or more points in Regulation: The HUNTINGTON UNIVERSITY FORESTERS won 109-60 at the GOSHEN COLLEGE MAPLE LEAFS  ##  The BUSHNELL UNIVERSITY BEACONS beat the EVERGREEN COLLEGE GEODUCKS 100-92  ##  The LSU-ALEXANDRIA GENERALS won 104-72 at the TEXAS COLLEGE STEERS  ##  And the DALTON STATE ROADRUNNERS downed the BREWTON-PARKER COLLEGE BARONS 115-87. 

DEFENSIVE EPIC – This game pitted the traveling CAL MARITIME ACADEMY KEELHAULERS against the SIMPSON UNIVERSITY REDHAWKS. The Keelhaulers held a 36-27 advantage at the Half then maintained enough distance from the Redhawks for a 64-59 triumph. Thirteen points from Jamal Frenchwood led this team effort. Continue reading

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AVENGERS 114-135 (1973-1975)

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s Avengers series – issues 114-135. 

AVENGERS Vol 1 #114 (August 1973)

Title: The Night of the Swordsman

Avengers Roster: Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Scarlet Witch, Black Panther, the Vision, Mantis, the Swordsman

Villain: Lion-God

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Synopsis: The villainous Swordsman rejoins the Avengers with a pardon and alongside his mysterious romantic partner Mantis, making her very first full appearance. Mantis is part Vietnamese and part unknown at this point.

The mysteries surrounding this superheroine will be resolved in this story arc that would probably be as famous as The Dark Phoenix Saga over at The X-Men if Marvel hadn’t pointlessly retconned so much of it decades later. Thanos, Kang, Loki, Ultron and Dormammu are among the villains. Continue reading

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BRUCE CAMPBELL AND SAM RAIMI: 1970s and 1980s SHORT FILMS – CLEVELAND SMITH AND MORE

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’m an enormous fan of Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel, Josh Becker, Robert Tapert and all the rest of the Michigan gang who hit the jackpot with the original The Evil Dead (1981, 1983). Ever since then they’ve starred in, written, and directed countless other movies and television projects like Hercules the Legendary Journeys, Spider-Man, Adventures of Brisco County Jr, you name it. 

      Even before The Evil Dead, the gang had been making amateur Super-8 short films emphasizing the kind of cornball, slapstick humor you’d expect of creative teens goofing around with their very first movie productions.  Like many fans I first caught glimpses of the shorts in the Sam Raimi episode of The Incredibly Strange Film Show which also featured Within the Woods, the Evil Dead proof of concept short.

CLEVELAND SMITH: BOUNTY HUNTER (1982) – This last of the Michigan Mafia’s short films is among the most accessible and enjoyable. I review the older ones below. As the title indicates, this 9-minute flick was one of the earliest Raiders of the Lost Ark parodies ever made.

The talent of those involved triumphed over the tiny budget and lame special effects as Bruce Campbell portrayed the mustachioed Cleveland Smith, heroic man of action. This short opens in mock-Republic Serial fashion, pretending this is Chapter 36 of Smith’s adventures.

Cleveland Smith: Bounty Hunter plays like a live-action Warner Brothers or Woody Woodpecker cartoon and is a fun watch on that level. The Michigan gang’s infectious enthusiasm carries the comedy short, helped by the “cool” factor of knowing what the gang members went on to achieve in the years ahead.   

Sam Raimi played a Nazi villain and Evil Dead costar Cheryl Guttridge played Sally, Cleveland Smith’s pith-helmeted girlfriend. Scott Spiegel, Ted Raimi, Robert “Mr. Lucy Lawless” Tapert and Bridget Hoffman portrayed the native jungle tribe like the one in the Indiana Jones movie. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: JAN SIXTEENTH

From Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog it’s another current events roundup from an America where career criminal Joe Biden, who was knocked out of the presidential race by Trump after ONE debate, likes to pretend he could have won the election. Hilarious! Biden, you figuratively got knocked out in the 1st round of the playoffs and crawled away. You could never have won the election.

PINSKER ON HOW JOE BIDEN’S CORRUPTION WEAKENED THE PRESIDENCY

GAVIN NEWSOME, ELIZABETH WARREN AND OTHER DEMOCRATS CALLED OUT FOR TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO DONATE FOR THE CA FIRES THROUGH THE DEMOCRATS’ SCANDALOUS ACTBLUE. A reasonable person might wonder if some of the donations might be skimmed for The Party under the guise of “processing the donations.” More HERE

ONE OF THE COLORADO APARTMENT COMPLEXES TAKEN OVER BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT GANGS ORDERED SHUT OVER “IMMINENT THREAT”. Remember when Democrats were pretending that gang activity in those complexes wasn’t really happening? Their usual claims that “Trump is lying” were wrong again and innocent people paid the price.

ARAB OFFICIALS SAY TRUMP’S TEAM DID MORE FOR A CEASE FIRE DEAL IN ONE MEETING THAN BIDEN DID IN A YEAR. Plus, Biden humiliated at the presser HERE.

GALLUP POLL: JOE BIDEN IS THE SECOND-WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. Only Nixon was considered worse in the poll.

NAPOLITAN POLL: SEVENTY-THREE PERCENT SAY AMERICA BECAME LESS SAFE UNDER THE BIDEN REGIME. But hey, Joe got plenty of graft money. 

GUTHRIE BLASTS JOE BIDEN FOR RUINING ONE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP’S FIRST TERM HEALTHCARE MEASURES. Trump was the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Continue reading

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MURPH MERCHANDISE: LIZARD PLANET’S TERRIFIC ITEMS

Fellow blogger Dawn at LizardPlanet has been promoting the fun and benefits of lizards as pets for years now. Her charismatic spokesmodel Murph (at left) convinced me long ago that such pet ownership is criminally underrated. 

Murph has a face you can’t resist and reading his Mom’s posts over the years has been a great primer in the care and feeding of little lizards in particular! Murph’s a beardie and I’ve been calling him Dawn’s blog’s Goodwill Ambassador to the world for years now.

I was happy when Lizard Planet started selling Murph Merchandise comparatively recently. We got Murph calendars for different rooms but if calendars aren’t your thing there are magnets, mugs, hoodies, cards, throw pillows, shopping totes and more! 

It’s called the Meta-MURPH-osis and it’s something you’ll want to be a part of! Adults and kids will love the merchandise! On the practical side the site also offers all kinds of supplies for lizard ownership. Click HERE for their Zazzle store. Continue reading

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CHINESE MYTHOLOGY: YI, THE DIVINE ARCHER

 I.WHAT’S UP WITH YI?  – Yi the Divine Archer from Chinese mythology deserves to be remembered in one breath with some of the other great heroes and monster slayers from belief systems around the world. Most people are only familiar with his feat of shooting down multiple suns that appeared in the sky one day, but this article will provide a light- hearted look at all of his fantastic adventures.

NOTE: Some readers may find my inserted jokes to be of an adult nature. Continue reading

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JAN FOURTEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

From Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog it’s another current events roundup.

BIDEN REGIME’S FBI DIRECTOR CHRIS WRAY ADMITS THAT CHINA HAS PENETRATED AMERICA’S CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE AS HE RESIGNS. Further evidence that buying Joe Biden long ago was the best investment China’s government ever made. Joe was owned by China just like he was accused of for years. But hey, Joe Biden’s been pronounced too mentally unfit to stand trial, so he’s still in a position to pardon who knows who else before the 20th.

LENARD MCKELVEY RIGHTFULLY CALLS THE COUTROOM PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP “PURE POLITICAL THEATER.” The Biden Regime’s Banana Republic atrocity. PLUS, THE VOTERS RENDERED THE TRUE VERDICT BACK IN NOVEMBER BY REELECTING TRUMP.

FIREFIGHTERS’ UNION PRESIDENT SAYS LOS ANGELES HAS BEEN NEGLECTED BY ITS LEADERS. To say the least.

DONALD TRUMP, NELSON MANDELA, GANDHI, LECH WALESA – “CONVICTED FELONS” ACCORDING TO CORRUPT REGIMES, BUT HEROES TO THE REST OF US. And it’s sure to be overturned on appeal, anyway, but anti-Trump fascists played the short game again. 

DEMOCRAT FASCISTS FURTHER TRUMP’S MARTYRDOM IN PURSUIT OF A TALKING POINT THAT WILL ULTIMATELY GET OVERTURNED ANYWAY. (Just like all the frantic “Trump colluded with Russia” nonsense and “Trump was running a nuclear program at Mar-a-Lago” and all the other anti-Trump fables that have been spun out of whole cloth.) 

CLEARLY PARTISAN JUDGE AND JURY MADE SURE TRUMP IS THE NEW NELSON MANDELA, MAHATMA GANDHI AND LECH WALESA, ALL OF WHOM WERE ALSO “CONVICTED FELONS” (LMAO) VIA THEIR COUNTRY’S CORRUPT AND SLANTED LEGAL SYSTEMS Continue reading

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