NCAA D3 – 1. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT WHITEWATER WARHAWKS (Defending Champions) ### 2. UNIVERSITY OF MOUNT UNION PURPLE RAIDERS ### 3. UNIVERSITY OF MARY HARDIN- BAYLOR CRUSADERS ### 4. SAINT JOHN’S UNIVERSITY JOHNNIES ### 5. LINFIELD COLLEGE WILDCATS ### Continue reading
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OBAMA OKAY WITH MUSLIM MEN RAPING LITTLE BOYS IN AFGHANISTAN
“The Muslim World has moral superiority to the Western Democracies!”
I’ve been refraining from writing about this for weeks now to see if any facts would emerge to dispute it. None have and even the NEW YORK TIMES has now gone ahead with the story. Barack Obama’s DOD has given the green light to Muslim men in Afghanistan to rape little boys – bacha bazi or “boy play” – as the Afghani Muslims call it.
As Muslim Violence Awareness Month continues U.S. soldiers face discipline FOR INTERVENING in the rapes to save little boys. All because of Obama’s classroom-level obsession with groveling for the Muslim world. (And it sure has made the Muslim world love us. Oh, wait … no it hasn’t.) The cries of the little boys being raped can be heard from our military bases the Times report stated but official orders are not to interfere.
Some soldiers are brave enough to rescue the rape victims anyway. And they face disciplinary action and jail time for courageously ignoring Barack Obama’s distorted and dysfunctional worldview. Here’s a RAPE CULTURE the gutless hypocrites who defend and enable Muslim atrocities will not want to discuss.
But still, I think it’s great that there are soldiers brave enough to not “just follow orders” and to ignore Obama and his conscienceless enforcers. After all, the International Community has made it clear over the decades that soldiers who follow orders that conflict with their conscience cannot hide behind the orders they received.
Again, I’m sure as hell NOT a conservative but I do not want anyone to EVER think I’m a Liberal. Liberal dogma dicates standing by and doing nothing to aid the children being raped. Then patting yourself on the back about it. (Endless self-congratulation is the defining characteristic of American Liberals. Just look at Little Barry Obama.)
Will EVERY Democratic Party presidential candidate now be required to clarify where they stand on Muslim men raping little boys the same way all opposition party candidates are expected to distance themselves from everything that offends delicate Muslim sensibilities? No. That type of aggressive questioning from reporters runs only one way because the clueless and outdated buffoons of the Republican Party failed to keep pace with their competitors in the media arms race long ago. Continue reading
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THE MARVEL: OBSCURE SUPERHERO
Reaction to my recent look at the forgotten superheroes from MLJ Publishing has been through the roof! We live in a superhero- crazed world right now as evidenced by movie releases in recent years. As a nice little encore here’s another MLJ superhero for you:
THE MARVEL Continue reading
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ISLAM’S HOMOPHOBIA AND MISOGYNY: SOME FAQ’s
A REMINDER OF WHAT IS AT STAKE IN THE CLASH BETWEEN THE CIVILIZED WORLD WITH ALL ITS FLAWS AND THE SUPERSTITIOUS SAVAGERY OF ISLAM
MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS MONTH CONTINUES!
Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I’m a non-believer in all of the world’s religions. Most religious practitioners are able to deal with that though some show varying degrees of anger. There is only ONE religion here in the 21st Century that retains the superstitious savagery of the past and that is Islam. I could literally fill this blog every single day with nothing but article after article about Muslim atrocities but the horror of it all would be overwhelming.
At any rate this is the time of year to focus on the fact that there is no god named Allah and Muhammad was a false prophet. It’s also a good time of year to focus on FAQ’s about the most homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world at this particular point in history.
Q: Are you one of those cowardly non-believers who will only criticize Christianity while giving Islam a free pass?
A: No, I criticize all religions and regard them all as fascinating mythology that should never be taken literally. Muslims are the only ones who violently insist their religion should be above that sort of criticism.
Q: Isn’t it, like, mean ‘n’ stuff to criticize somebody’s religion?
A: No, it’s only rational to subject all of the world’s religions to criticism and satirical irreverence. Other religions, especially Christianity, have to put up with it on a daily basis and their practitioners may complain but they remain civilized and don’t kill anybody or Continue reading
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 19th
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NUMBER ONE TAKES A FALL – Yesterday the NAIA’s 11th ranked ROBERT MORRIS (IL) EAGLES hosted the number one team in the nation – the MARIAN UNIVERSITY KNIGHTS. The undefeated Eagles trailed the Knights 7-0 in the 1st Quarter and 14-10 at Halftime before seizing a 17-14 edge in the 3rd Quarter. In the 4th Robert Morris U outscored Marian 13-7 for a 30-21 upset triumph. Eagles Quarterback Kanyatte Allen had 2 Touchdowns through the air and 1 on the ground in the win.
NCCAA OVER NCAA – The NCCAA’s CHOWAN UNIVERSITY HAWKS were on the road against NCAA Division ONE’s Delaware State Hornets. The Hawks made an early statement by ending the opening Quarter with a 14-0 lead. That was cut to a 21-14 advantage over the Hornets by the break and 31-17 as the 3rd Quarter drew to a close. In the 4th Chowan University withstood a frantic Delaware State rally to win the game 31-30! This was the Hawks’ first ever win over a D1 foe. Continue reading
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POPE ANNOUNCES HE’S GIVING UP HIS LAVISH LIFESTYLE TO FEED THE POOR
“You’ve got such sexy little boys in America I can see why my priests can’t keep their hands off them” quipped the anachronistic douchebag whose office is an insult to human intelligence.
He’s also dissolving the position of Pope and said the Catholic Church should use Vatican City to house and care for unlimited numbers of the refugees flooding Europe.
In an exclusive statement to Balladeer’s Blog the silly little man whose wardrobe makes Elton John say “My God, that’s gawdy and tasteless” said he felt like “A hypocritical motherfucker lecturing the world about economic inequality and about showing compassion to the flood of refugees while living my bloated rich pig lifestyle.” Continue reading
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MWINDO: EPIC MYTH OF AFRICA
Balladeer’s Blog begins a new serialized feature – the neglected epic myth of the Nyanga people of Africa.
PART ONE
Mwindo is yet another semi-divine hero from global mythology. This epic will explore his unusual birth, his heroic deeds and victories over various monsters and hostile gods.
Many of the myths from Africa survived mostly in oral form until comparatively recent decades, so there are even more variations of African epics than readers may be used to. To cite just one example: Mwindo himself is usually referred to by the epithet Kabutwa-kenda, “the little one just born yet walking”. However there are a few versions of the myth in which Mwindo and Kabutwa-kenda are TWO SEPARATE FIGURES and are half-brothers. Continue reading
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2015: THE YEAR FILMMAKERS GAVE A CRAP
Guess what characteristic Bernie Sanders shares with figures from two 2015 horror films?
What is it this year with filmmakers? Permit me to give you the full poop on an odd new trend in 2015. That new trend: pantloads. First in Unfriended viewers got subjected to a character filling her pants on camera and the new release The Visit also features a character having an accidental bowel movement for the audience.
Even worse is the fact that in The Visit, M Night Shyamalan continues his love of plot twists by having the pantload literally flaunted in another character’s face. Feel free to insert your own “getting shitfaced” joke here. Continue reading
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AMERICAN KAIJU: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN VS THE BLACK SCORPION
The 6o ft tall Amazing Colossal Man!
Episode Three of the hottest new cable show in the land airs tonight. Cult director Eddie Wozniak’s American Kaiju series continues its salute to the style of 1950s “big monster” films from America combined with the style of Japanese Kaiju films.
This time around the gigantic scorpion from the movie The Black Scorpion emerges from an erupting volcano in Mexico. As such creatures do it goes on a rampage, killing hundreds and causing millions of dollars in damage in and around Mexico City.
The giant Black Scorpion plays chicken with a train.
The Mexican government begs the American government to send their special giant-sized operative the Colossal Man from his Area 51 home down to help them. Uncle Sam agrees, sending good old Glenn Manning down to battle the huge black scorpion. Continue reading
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 17th
THE FRACAS IN FAIRMONT – The FAIRMONT STATE FIGHTING FALCONS hosted the WEST LIBERTY STATE HILLTOPPERS last night. The Fighting Falcons led most of the game, holding a 14-7 lead in the 1st Quarter, a 14-13 edge at Halftime and a 21-20 advantage to end the 3rd. In the 4th Quarter the Hilltoppers seized the lead and Fairmont State needed a Touchdown run by RB Austin White to win the game 36-30 with mere seconds to play. QB Cooper Hibbs had 2 TD’s on 187 yds passing. Continue reading
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