20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (1916) SILENT FILM

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (1916) – The famous first cinematic adaptation of the Jules Verne classic. Having loved the version of this pioneering 1916 film that was available during the 1990s and earlier I had put off watching the restored and upgraded version released in 2010.

That delay was a mistake on my part. The restored version can leave you floored even when compared to the already impressive print that was previously available. Universal released 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea after two years in production. 

The title is misleading, because this movie combines Verne’s original tale of Captain Nemo with the sequel novel The Mysterious Island in which Nemo’s origin was revealed along with his real name – Prince Dakkar. 

As you would imagine, combining both novels was necessary to provide a longer viewing experience due to how much of the 20,000 Leagues story had to be omitted. Submarine technology was still fairly primitive and God knows the technology for filming underwater was more primitive still. Viewers get short shrift in terms of the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea storyline with the Mysterious Island portion taking up a lot of the runtime. 

Personally, I would have preferred that Universal had just produced a shorter 20,000 Leagues film that was all Leagues and nothing but Leagues, then release The Mysterious Island later as a sequel. In 1916 audience expectations were not yet such that movies had to run the 86 to 105 minutes boasted by surviving copies of 20,000 Leagues

At any rate, we all know the story – a supposed “sea monster” preying on international shipping turns out to actually be the futuristic submarine called the Nautilus. After the sub attacks the vessel the Abraham Lincoln, Captain Nemo (Allen Holubar) and his crew take aboard survivors.    Continue reading

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NAZI SALUTES BY HILLARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA, ELIZABETH WARREN AND KAMALA HARRIS

Have I mentioned lately that anti-Trumpers are the most ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable people I have ever seen? They still haven’t learned to curb their brain-dead enthusiasm for reading “nazi salutes” and the like into waves from people associated with him. 

The clueless buffoons are STILL pretending that Elon Musk did a nazi salute the other night. Wrong, as usual. This is as idiotic as when Democrats were pretending that making the “okay” sign with one’s hand was a “coded gesture of white supremacy” (LMAO). More on that below if you’ve forgotten about that moronic take from Democrats.

At any rate, this blog post shows just a few of the photos online which featured Democrats Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama, Elizabeth Warren and many, many more of their ilk making that same arm gesture when waving to crowds.

And let’s remember, cowards who pretend they see fascist salutes coming from everyone they dislike are gutlessly pretending that by attacking those figures they are somehow doing the equivalent of opposing REAL nazis from long ago.

Democrats, you are in no way fit to compare yourselves to heroic people who were often killed or tortured by REAL nazis, often being herded to their deaths with the laughter of their killers being the last thing they ever heard. NO Democrat today would have the courage to take any actual risk by opposing the world’s REAL forces of oppression in 2025.

Democrats, YOU are the fascists that the rest of us just defeated in November. Don’t forget that. Continue reading

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THE BEST OF BROADWAY (1954-1955) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

THE BEST OF BROADWAY (1954-1955) – Balladeer’s Blog’s latest look at a Forgotten Television item deals with The Best of Broadway. The color program aired on CBS once per month and its failure to last more than one season may be explained by the fact that the other three weeks the program that aired in its time slot was … Pabst Blue Ribbon Bouts

I’m certainly not denying that there very well might have been some crossover audience between boxing and Broadway but I imagine some viewers who caught and loved a Best of Broadway episode eagerly tuned in the following week, saw beer-sponsored boxing and just assumed the Broadway program had been canceled or was just a one-off special.

At any rate, this series presented one-hour adaptations of assorted Broadway productions and was filmed with a studio audience.

THE EPISODES:

THE ROYAL FAMILY (September 15th, 1954) – From the Edna Ferber and George S. Kaufman comedy The Royal Family of Broadway. Paul Nickell directed this depiction of a Barrymore-esque thespian dynasty and the chaos that results when the family matriarch is outraged to learn that her daughter and granddaughter are considering leaving their stage careers behind for marriage.

CAST: Helen Hayes, Fredric March, Claudette Colbert, Charles Coburn and Nancy Olson Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: MESSAGES FROM MARS (1892)

Messages from Mars 2MESSAGES FROM MARS BY THE AID OF THE TELESCOPE PLANT (1892) – Written by Robert D Braine. I shortened the title for the blog post headline. The main character of this novel is a sailor named Nordhausen. After leaving Madagascar our hero winds up shipwrecked on an uncharted island.

While roaming this island Nordhausen finds plants with thick transparent leaves which refract light like lenses do. The sailor breaks off one of the leaves to study it more closely, only to be seized by the island’s native inhabitants, who have been watching him from hiding.

Messages from MarsThe natives take him through a cave entrance to their hidden village which is a blend of the primitive and the futuristic. For the “sacrilege” of damaging one of the telescope plants Nordhausen is to be executed. The means? A device formed from several of the lens-like leaves which magnify the sunlight into a makeshift heat-ray, like holding a magnifying glass over a piece of paper to catch it on fire. 

Our hero is saved at the last minute by a beautiful woman named Raimonda, who wants him spared. When her own words are not sufficient to stay the execution she enlists the King of Mars to persuade the natives to spare Nordhausen.

Raimonda explains to the freed sailor that the island is called Roxana and its inhabitants Roxanans. Long ago two shipwrecked scientists from Europe showed the Roxanans how to use the incredible leaves of the sacred plant to construct telescopes.

The telescopes led to the discovery of intelligent and advanced life on Mars (Oron to the people of the Red Planet) and eventually two-way communication between the islanders and the “Martials” as the book calls the inhabitants of Mars – interchangeably with “Oronites, as the aliens call themselves. Continue reading

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PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP RETURNS IN TRIUMPH ON INAUGURATION DAY

Donald Trump, Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi and Lech Walesa. America’s indefatigable populist president officially completes the triumphant quartet of political mavericks who were ruthlessly persecuted by corrupt and/or authoritarian regimes yet defeated them to become their nation’s leader.

All four even had bogus “felony convictions” at the hands of the corrupt regimes they opposed but came through it all with head held high, ultimately defeating the vile forces aligned against them when voters delivered the REAL verdicts. Not even a stolen election in 2020 or mocked-up impeachments that everyone knew didn’t have the votes for a conviction BOTH times stopped Trump.

Not even having the career criminal installed in his place in 2020 unleashing his attack dogs in the DOJ on him stopped him. Not even the heinous heads of the CIA stopped him. Not even multiple assassination attempts stopped him. (Though let’s face it, America’s cesspool of a political establishment may yet try more impeachments and assassination attempts against him.)

Unscrupulous political crime families like the Bushes, Cheneys and Romneys on the Republican side and the Pelosis, Bidens and Clintons on the Democrat side were defeated in their efforts to derail President Donald Trump.

But most importantly, the man himself prevailed.  By refusing to give in to forces that would have stopped lesser figures, Trump inspired America’s voters to remember the many successes from his first term and take note of the failures, graft and lies of the white-collar criminals who opposed him. From BOTH parties.  Continue reading

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JANUARY NINETEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

It’s another current events roundup courtesy of Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where people are happy to see the first hostages released by Hamas per President Trump’s insistence that it get started before Inauguration Day tomorrow. 

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BIASED, TRUMP-HATING POLITICAL CARTOONIST DARRIN BELL ARRESTED ON CHILD PORNOGRAPHY CHARGES. Democrats, can you please leave children alone? More HERE.

EVEN DEMOCRAT MEDIA’S SAAGAR ENJETI CALLS THE CEASEFIRE/ HOSTAGE RELEASE DEAL “AN INCREDIBLE ACHIEVEMENT BY TRUMP AND AN INCREDIBLE HUMILIATION OF JOE BIDEN.” That says it all, but there’s also THIS.

BIDEN REGIME’S MAYORKAS THROWS CROOKED JOE UNDER THE BUS BY SAYING JOE REFUSED TO LET HIM SECURE AMERICA’S SOUTHERN BORDER. Hilarious, especially considering how many times Mayorkas TESTIFIED that the border was secure. Sure, nobody believed him, but that’s not the point. 

DEMOCRAT STACEY ABRAMS’ GROUPS FINED RECORD THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR CAMPAIGN VIOLATIONS. Remember her idiotic appearance on one of the Star Trek shows when they were trying to prop up Abrams’ political career?

LITHUANIA TO INCREASE THEIR NATO CONTRIBUTION TO BETWEEN FIVE AND SIX PERCENT PER TRUMP REQUEST. Remember the way the “harrumph, harrumph” Republicans at National Review feigned outrage at Trump raising the topic?

RECALLED DEMOCRAT SHENG THAO CORRUPTION SCANDAL. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG COLLEGE BASKETBALL: JANUARY 19th

NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

NBA LEVEL SCORE – Both teams made the Century Club in this game between the NEW COLLEGE OF FLORIDA MIGHTY BANYANS and the visiting WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS. By Halftime the Mighty Banyans were on top 66-41. The Royals rallied after the break but fell short as NCF won 124-117. Charlie Yoder led the victors with a Double Double of FORTY-FOUR points and 10 rebounds. 

CENTURY CLUB – Teams scoring 100 or more points in Regulation: The HUNTINGTON UNIVERSITY FORESTERS won 109-60 at the GOSHEN COLLEGE MAPLE LEAFS  ##  The BUSHNELL UNIVERSITY BEACONS beat the EVERGREEN COLLEGE GEODUCKS 100-92  ##  The LSU-ALEXANDRIA GENERALS won 104-72 at the TEXAS COLLEGE STEERS  ##  And the DALTON STATE ROADRUNNERS downed the BREWTON-PARKER COLLEGE BARONS 115-87. 

DEFENSIVE EPIC – This game pitted the traveling CAL MARITIME ACADEMY KEELHAULERS against the SIMPSON UNIVERSITY REDHAWKS. The Keelhaulers held a 36-27 advantage at the Half then maintained enough distance from the Redhawks for a 64-59 triumph. Thirteen points from Jamal Frenchwood led this team effort. Continue reading

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AVENGERS 114-135 (1973-1975)

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s Avengers series – issues 114-135. 

AVENGERS Vol 1 #114 (August 1973)

Title: The Night of the Swordsman

Avengers Roster: Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Scarlet Witch, Black Panther, the Vision, Mantis, the Swordsman

Villain: Lion-God

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Synopsis: The villainous Swordsman rejoins the Avengers with a pardon and alongside his mysterious romantic partner Mantis, making her very first full appearance. Mantis is part Vietnamese and part unknown at this point.

The mysteries surrounding this superheroine will be resolved in this story arc that would probably be as famous as The Dark Phoenix Saga over at The X-Men if Marvel hadn’t pointlessly retconned so much of it decades later. Thanos, Kang, Loki, Ultron and Dormammu are among the villains. Continue reading

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BRUCE CAMPBELL AND SAM RAIMI: 1970s and 1980s SHORT FILMS – CLEVELAND SMITH AND MORE

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’m an enormous fan of Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel, Josh Becker, Robert Tapert and all the rest of the Michigan gang who hit the jackpot with the original The Evil Dead (1981, 1983). Ever since then they’ve starred in, written, and directed countless other movies and television projects like Hercules the Legendary Journeys, Spider-Man, Adventures of Brisco County Jr, you name it. 

      Even before The Evil Dead, the gang had been making amateur Super-8 short films emphasizing the kind of cornball, slapstick humor you’d expect of creative teens goofing around with their very first movie productions.  Like many fans I first caught glimpses of the shorts in the Sam Raimi episode of The Incredibly Strange Film Show which also featured Within the Woods, the Evil Dead proof of concept short.

CLEVELAND SMITH: BOUNTY HUNTER (1982) – This last of the Michigan Mafia’s short films is among the most accessible and enjoyable. I review the older ones below. As the title indicates, this 9-minute flick was one of the earliest Raiders of the Lost Ark parodies ever made.

The talent of those involved triumphed over the tiny budget and lame special effects as Bruce Campbell portrayed the mustachioed Cleveland Smith, heroic man of action. This short opens in mock-Republic Serial fashion, pretending this is Chapter 36 of Smith’s adventures.

Cleveland Smith: Bounty Hunter plays like a live-action Warner Brothers or Woody Woodpecker cartoon and is a fun watch on that level. The Michigan gang’s infectious enthusiasm carries the comedy short, helped by the “cool” factor of knowing what the gang members went on to achieve in the years ahead.   

Sam Raimi played a Nazi villain and Evil Dead costar Cheryl Guttridge played Sally, Cleveland Smith’s pith-helmeted girlfriend. Scott Spiegel, Ted Raimi, Robert “Mr. Lucy Lawless” Tapert and Bridget Hoffman portrayed the native jungle tribe like the one in the Indiana Jones movie. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: JAN SIXTEENTH

From Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog it’s another current events roundup from an America where career criminal Joe Biden, who was knocked out of the presidential race by Trump after ONE debate, likes to pretend he could have won the election. Hilarious! Biden, you figuratively got knocked out in the 1st round of the playoffs and crawled away. You could never have won the election.

PINSKER ON HOW JOE BIDEN’S CORRUPTION WEAKENED THE PRESIDENCY

GAVIN NEWSOME, ELIZABETH WARREN AND OTHER DEMOCRATS CALLED OUT FOR TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO DONATE FOR THE CA FIRES THROUGH THE DEMOCRATS’ SCANDALOUS ACTBLUE. A reasonable person might wonder if some of the donations might be skimmed for The Party under the guise of “processing the donations.” More HERE

ONE OF THE COLORADO APARTMENT COMPLEXES TAKEN OVER BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT GANGS ORDERED SHUT OVER “IMMINENT THREAT”. Remember when Democrats were pretending that gang activity in those complexes wasn’t really happening? Their usual claims that “Trump is lying” were wrong again and innocent people paid the price.

ARAB OFFICIALS SAY TRUMP’S TEAM DID MORE FOR A CEASE FIRE DEAL IN ONE MEETING THAN BIDEN DID IN A YEAR. Plus, Biden humiliated at the presser HERE.

GALLUP POLL: JOE BIDEN IS THE SECOND-WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. Only Nixon was considered worse in the poll.

NAPOLITAN POLL: SEVENTY-THREE PERCENT SAY AMERICA BECAME LESS SAFE UNDER THE BIDEN REGIME. But hey, Joe got plenty of graft money. 

GUTHRIE BLASTS JOE BIDEN FOR RUINING ONE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP’S FIRST TERM HEALTHCARE MEASURES. Trump was the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Continue reading

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