THE HYPNOTIC EYE (1960) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

In the middle 1980s/ Way down on Level 31 …

Before MST3K we had The Texas 27 Film Vault! Before Joel and Mike we had Randy and Richard! Balladeer’s Blog continues its nod to this forgotten cult show’s FORTIETH Anniversary year, since it debuted Saturday February 9th, 1985.  

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: Saturday April 12th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am.

Broadcast throughout Texas & Oklahoma and hosted as always by our Film Vault Technicians First Class Randy and Richard. 

SERIAL: Radar Men from the Moon was the current serial being shown. This episode of The Texas 27 Film Vault featured Chapter Nine titled Battle in the Stratosphere. During the 12-week run of this serial one of the behind-the-scenes crew (no one remembers who at this point) would dress as Commando Cody, the hero of the serial, and occasionally interact with Randy and Richard during the comedy sketches. 

FILM VAULT LORE: This was supposedly the favorite episode of the Film Vault Corp’s effects man Joe Riley, which is why he used the title The Hypnotic Eye for his post-T27FV television show, episodes of which are online.

SKETCHES : This episode aired when Randy still “outranked” Richard in the Film Vault Corps and so their relationship often had the “Main Character and Abused Second Banana” vibe like with Zacherle and My Dear, or Dr. Morgus and Chopsley or Dr. Forrester and TV’s Frank. (F-Troop fans might describe it as a “Sgt O’Rourke and Cpl Agarn vibe.”)

The Host Segments therefore featured Richard being subjected to the type of mutilation the hypnotized victims in The Hypnotic Eye were inflicting on themselves. Joe Riley’s special effect of Richard’s hair being set on fire was as intentionally laughable as the effect in the movie itself.

THE MOVIE: The Hypnotic Eye is one of the most beloved bad movies of the 1960s. Its hilariously campy trailer (HERE), its sinister Eurotrash villain and its Ed Wood-style police work all make it a true anti-classic. Jacques Bergerac, one-time husband of Ginger Rogers and a man whose accent makes him as hard to understand as Bela Lugosi and Arnold Schwarzeneggar, played Desmond, the magician who uses the title object to augment his hypnotic abilities to an enormous degree. Continue reading

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BRITISH SUPERHEROES OF THE 1960s

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at some of Great Britain’s homegrown superheroes from the 1960s. For their 1940s heroes click HERE.

GADGETMAN

Secret Identity: Burt Travis

Debuted: 1968

Origin: Burt Travis was the scientific genius who ran Travis Corporation. He used some of his inventions and the costumed identity of Gadgetman to fight criminals, aliens and other menaces. 

Powers: Burt Travis had a hidden teleportation device in his office. When he wanted to become Gadgetman he would teleport to his secret headquarters and go into action. This hero could fly via jet-shoes, shoot assorted ray-guns called Gadget Guns and release a substance from his costume that made him slick and impossible to hold onto.

Gadgetman also piloted a flying Gadgetcar and Gadgetcycle. Burt Travis’ lab apprentice Gary Stewart was really Gimmick-Kid, with a costume and gadgetry similar to Gadgetman.

CAT-GIRL

Secret Identity: Cathy Carter

Debuted: 1969

Origin: Cathy Carter was the daughter of a widower private investigator. In their home’s attic she found an old cat costume that was a gift from an African head of state her father had helped. Putting on the costume, she gained various powers and fought crime as Cat-Girl. 

Powers: Cat-Girl has greater than human strength, speed and incredible agility. She can see in the dark and gains magnified senses of smell and hearing. Her claws can cut through metal and other objects. In costume she can control the prehensile tail. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: MAY SECOND

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog presents another current events roundup from an America where unhinged anti-Trumpers are pretending that he should have been able to fix everything that Joe Biden destroyed in just a few months. Hilarious!

HUD SECRETARY SCOTT TURNER PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS FOR THE WAY HE UNDID BIDEN’S POLICIES THAT “CRIPPLED OUR NATION.” He also pointed out how under his leadership HUD will return to its mission “to serve the most vulnerable population of our country, as it pertains to housing affordability, as it pertains to homelessness, disaster recovery, streamlining processes, and being efficient and effective.” (NOTE: Under Biden homelessness increased eighteen percent.)

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN NORTH CAROLINA CHARGED IN HOME INVASION AND KIDNAPPING OF A WOMAN AND HER ELEVEN-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER. Are Democrats accomplices to this crime?

U.S. ADDED 177,000 NEW JOBS IN APRIL, HIGHER THAN PREDICTED.

STATE DEPARTMENT REVEALS THE BIDEN REGIME’S FILES TARGETING AMERICAN CRITICS OF THAT REGIME. Was any department NOT weaponized by Biden? This is at least as bad as the J. Edgar Hoover files that Democrats spent decades hyperventilating about. As usual, they feel when The Party does it, it’s okay.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN TEXAS CHARGED WITH MURDERING A MAN IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY. Are Democrats accomplices to this crime?

KASH PATEL’S FBI ARRESTS TWO ON CHARGES OF OPERATING AN INTERNATIONAL CHILD TRAFFICKING ENTERPRISE. Democrats hardest hit, since they like to pretend that child trafficking doesn’t happen. 

ROBERT F. KENNEDY CALLS OUT JOE BIDEN’S HHS OVER HOW IT BECAME A “COLLABORATOR IN CHILD TRAFFICKING.”

SITE FOR TRACKING ALL THE INVESTMENTS AND MANUFACTURING PRESIDENT TRUMP IS BRINGING TO THE U.S.

FACULTY LOUNGE FASCIST: DEMOCRAT TEACHER CALLS FOR THE SECRET SERVICE TO KILL PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HIS SUPPORTERS. Among her hate-filled remarks “The Secret Service has the perfect opportunity, if they choose to step up and take it. You are the ones with power. Coordinate. Take out every single person who supports Trump’s illegal, immoral, unconstitutional acts.”

BODY-CAM FOOTAGE OF DEMOCRAT IDOL KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA DURING PULLOVER INVESTIGATING HUMAN TRAFFICKING. Democrats, aren’t there any suffering American citizens that you can find who deserve becoming a Cause Celebre instead of this illegal immigrant gangster?

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CONTINUES TO DEPOLITICIZE THE FBI AND HAVE IT FOCUS ON FIGHTING CRIME RATHER THAN TARGETING POLITICAL DISSENT.

STEPHEN MILLER BLASTS THE PRIVILEGED ONE-PERCENTERS FROM DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS WHO SHILL FOR MS-13 AND TREN DE ARAGUA. Continue reading

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COLLEGE OF THE FLORIDA KEYS: COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM

Balladeer’s Blog showcases another institution with a much more creative team name than the overused Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats.

COLLEGE OF THE FLORIDA KEYS Continue reading

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SILENT FILMS DIRECTED BY ALICE GUY-BLACHE

Alice Guy-Blache (1873-1968) was a French film pioneer and was also the first woman to direct movies. Alice worked for the Gaumont Film Company and from 1896 to 1906 was Gaumont’s Head of Production.

Some sources say she was the only woman in the world directing movies during that period. 

Among her films:

THE FAIRY OF THE CABBAGES (1896) – A light-hearted short that ran less than 2 minutes, this movie depicted a costumed woman as the title fairy. The premise was the old folk notion that children were found under cabbages in a cabbage patch. It was a lesser-known variation of the stork tale. The short was remade in 1900 and 1902.

PIERRETTE’S ESCAPADES (1900) – A woman changes from a pink dress to a green dancing outfit. She proceeds to dance alone and soon finds the stock clown character Pierrot dancing with her. The clown tries kissing her but is rebuffed. Next, the stock character Harlequin dances with her, impresses her and the two share a kiss as the 2-minute production comes to a close. Some frames were hand-tinted.

ESMERALDA (1905) – The oldest known movie version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Alice had been shepherding Gaumont’s movies away from mere visual spectacle and on to narrative filmmaking.

This 10-minute production is, like so many silent films, lost to us. Denise Becker starred as the title character and Henry Vorins played Quasimodo. Continue reading

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SCREAMBOOK (1984) BAD MOVIE REVIEW

SCREAMBOOK (1984) – Ever see a feature length horror film written, produced and directed by a 13-year-old? And with nearly all the roles – of all ages – played by fellow teenagers? Obviously, I’ll be grading this flick on a curve in this review.

This anthology movie was the very first product of the legendary “horror himbo” Joe Zaso. Not Zasa like in Godfather III, but Zaso. An enterprising teenager in the 1980s, Zaso formed his first production company at age 16 and is to this day active in the film industry.     

Joe is also a bodybuilder and keeps himself in top condition which is how he acquired the “himbo” nickname over the decades. His productions are still unpretentious B-movies but this review deals with his very primitive first effort, so as I mentioned above, it’s not fair to look at it like it was a professional piece of work.  Continue reading

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APRIL THIRTIETH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog. I’m coming to you from a country where the anti-Trump hysteria from the slobbering psychopaths who hate him gets more hilarious by the day. Every poll that Democrats try to cite against Trump STILL SHOWS HIM FAR ABOVE THEIR OWN APPROVAL RATINGS WHICH ARE STILL DOWN IN THE TWENTIES. Uh. Yeah. That’s showing him.

CONGRESSIONAL HEARING ON WHY DEMOCRAT-RUN CALIFORNIA TAKES DAYS TO COUNT VOTES EACH ELECTION. We all know why they do it, of course. NOTE: The entire nation of India gets its votes counted in one day.

WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT SUSPENDS DEMOCRAT JUDGE DUGAN FOR TRYING TO HELP VIOLENT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ESCAPE ICE. More HERE. She faces far worse as the investigation continues.

ANOTHER JUDGE – THIS ONE IN BOSTON – IN LEGAL TROUBLE OVER ALLEGEDLY LETTING AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SLIP OUT A SIDE DOOR

DEMOCRATS ONCE AGAIN BLOCK MAKING TRAFFICKING OF MINORS A FELONY. The Party has very weird priorities.

ISIS SUSPECT ARRESTED FOR NEW YEAR’S DAY BOURBON STREET ATTACK. C’mon, Democrats. You KNOW you want to make a hero out of him.

TRUMP EFFECT: IBM INVESTING ONE HUNDRED FIFTY BILLION IN U.S. MANUFACTURING.

GREATEST HITS OF TRUMP’S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS (ROUND TWO).

ONE HUNDRED DAYS OF DEMOCRAT MELTDOWNS.

RASMUSSEN: SEVENTY-ONE PERCENT ABLE TO SEE THROUGH BIASED ANTI-TRUMP POLLS. There’s a reason the flawed approach is called “Garbage Polling” HERE. And HERE.

GRANDMOTHER REMINDS ANTI-TRUMP MSNBC REPORTER THAT BIDEN’S INFLATION WAS FAR WORSE THAN POTENTIAL RESULTS OF TRUMP’S TARIFFS.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HILARIOUSLY SMACKS DOWN ABC DEMOCRATIC MEDIA WORKER. Continue reading

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CAPTAIN MORS THE AIR PIRATE (1908-1911) STORIES SIXTEEN TO TWENTY

For Balladeer’s Blog’s overview of the entire Kapitan Mors der Luftpirat series click HERE. For my look at the first five stories in the weekly text series click HERE.

CAPTAIN MORS IMPRISONED – Far above the ocean, Kapitan Mors commands his Luftschiff (Air Ship) on its latest voyage along with its part European and part Indian crew. A carrier pigeon brings our masked hero a distress call from Miss Else Martens. She is in the clutches of a tinpot dictator who wants to force her into a marriage.

Our main character and his men set out to free Else and loot the dictator’s riches. They will, as usual, share those riches with the suffering poor around the world. What they keep will go toward completing Mors’ spaceship. And speaking of that, this adventure introduces the Dutch astrophysicist Van Halen, who becomes vital to the captain’s outer space adventures. Continue reading

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BRACKEN’S WORLD (1969-1970) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

BRACKEN’S WORLD (1969-1970) – This one-hour drama has the dubious distinction of being the series that replaced Star Trek on NBC’s Fall Schedule for the 1969 into 1970 season. The program was set at fictional Century Studios in Hollywood and presented dramas about life in the film industry. Dorothy Kingsley created and produced the show and wrote several episodes.   

John Bracken ran Century Studios and in the first season all viewers got was his voice on the speakerphone, praising or crushing his employees. The voice was provided by Warren Stevens in the first season, then Leslie Nielsen took over the role and appeared in person as Bracken for the second season.

The episodes were sometimes self-contained with assorted guest stars at the center of each week’s backstabbing and maneuvering, but most revolved around a regular cast portraying figures who worked at or were under contract to Century Studios.

Appearing in all 41 episodes were Peter Haskell as producer Kevin Grant, Linda “Nova from Planet of the Apes” Harrison as ingenue actress Paulette Douglas, Elizabeth Allen as talent coach Laura Deane and Karen Jensen as established star Rachel Holt. 

Other recurring roles with a lengthy run were filled by Madlyn Rhue as Kevin Grant’s wife Marjorie, Dennis Cole as stunt man and later assistant studio head Davey Evans and Stephen Oliver as Tom Hudson, a talented but volatile actor.

THE EPISODES:

101. FADE IN – Brandoesque Tom Hudson tries to make his mark as an actor, Paulette Douglas is reluctant to do a nude scene in her first film, but her ambitious show-business mother (Jeanne Cooper) insists she do it. Producer Kevin Grant’s marriage is in trouble over his use of the casting couch. Tony Curtis, Omar Sharif and Raquel Welch make brief appearances as themselves to sell the supposed “star power” of Century Studios. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A STORY OF THE YEAR 2236 (1900)

Struggle for EmpireTHE STRUGGLE FOR EMPIRE: A STORY OF THE YEAR 2236 (1900) – Written by Robert W Cole. I left out the first half of the title for the headline, since The Struggle For Empire sounds like a mundane history book. In reality this novel was a very, very early example of the Space Opera sub-genre.  

In 2236 A.D. Earth’s dominant geopolitical entity is the Anglo-Saxon Federal Union, consisting of Great Britain, the United States and Germany. This union of nations came about during a World War that was fought during the early Twentieth Century. That conflict pitted the Americans, British and Germans against the French and the Russians.

The Anglo-Saxon Federal Union emerged triumphant, with France carved up and lost to the mists of history. (The author was British.) London, now a megalopolis spreading out for hundreds of miles, is the Earth’s capital city. It also serves as the capital for the star-spanning empire which Earthlings have established.

Mascot sword and pistolInitially the Earth colonized and inhabited the planets and certain moons of our own solar system all the way out to Neptune. (Pluto was not discovered until 1930.) In a quaint quasi-Steam-Punk way, all of those planets and moons have Earth-like atmospheres and conditions.

The perfection of anti-gravity and other technology led to the construction of space ships that could fly at the speed of ten million miles per hour. Robert W Cole takes H.G. Wells’ colonialism analogy from War of the Worlds into space, as humanity is depicted settling and colonizing planets in multiple star systems.

Earthlings also stripped uninhabitable planets of all their minerals, precious metals and other natural resources. Power and greed rule the zeitgeist. Complications arise when humanity at last encounters another intelligent race in the 23rd Century.     Continue reading

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