NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: AUGUST TWENTIETH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does another current events roundup.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS ABSURDLY TRY TO SPIN ANTI-TRUMP NARRATIVE OUT OF THE PRAISE THAT WORLD LEADERS SHOWERED PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH OVER HIS PEACE EFFORTS BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. Finland’s President Alex Stubb even dissed Joe Biden by emphatically stating “I think in the past two weeks we’ve probably had more progress in ending this war than in the past three and a half years.” More HERE.

ZELENSKY PRESENTS TRUMP WITH A SPECIAL PUTTER GIFTED BY A UKRAINIAN SOLDIER WHO SUFFERED AMPUTATION

PRESIDENT TRUMP MAKES THE U.K. DROP ITS DEMAND THAT APPLE PROVIDE THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WITH AMERICAN USERS’ ENCRYPTED DATA. Starmer was way out of line for ever trying to get that from Apple.

KAROLINE LEAVITT BRAVELY TORCHES THE IRRATIONAL, OVER THE TOP DEMOCRAT MEDIA LIES ABOUT THE ALASKA SUMMIT BETWEEN TRUMP AND PUTIN. She said it perfectly. More HERE.

CONGRESSMAN BUDDY CARTER STATES “ONLY DONALD TRUMP” COULD MOVE PUTIN AND ZELENSKY TOWARD PEACE. Carter further stated “He (Trump) has done more to negotiate peace in the last eight months than anyone in the history of the world.”

DEMOCRAT MAYOR OF BOSTON AGAIN REFUSES TO COOPERATE WITH ICE. THE DHS RESPONDS.

DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR OF ILLINOIS AUTHORIZES TAXPAYER FUNDS TO PAY FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO ATTEND IN-STATE UNIVERSITIES, BUT NOT CITIZENS. Pure spite seems to drive the Democrats’ “Illegal immigrants uber alles” actions these days. Continue reading

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KARATE GIRL (1973) BAD MOVIE REVIEW

KARATE GIRL aka Karateci Kiz (1973) – As fans of Psychotronic movies know, Turkish cinema’s imitations of B-movies from around the world are known for very eccentric acting and for ignoring international copyright laws.

Turkish Star Wars has long been a favorite of Turksploitation fans but most of us were introduced to the country’s Psychotronic cinema via their home grown costumed crimefighter called Killing or through the movie 3 Dev Adam (1973). Three Divine Men or Three Giant Men as it’s called in English featured the U.S.A.’s Captain America and Mexico’s El Santo teaming up against Spider-Man, who for some reason was depicted as an international criminal.

The Turkish “screw you” attitude when it came to the fact that they didn’t own the trademarks to those three figures added to the bizarre charm. Similarly, Turkish films appropriated whatever music they wanted to use in their productions. For instance, Karate Girl shamelessly uses the Shaft music to accompany its martial arts revenge storyline.

Turkish superstar Filiz Akin stars in Karate Girl as Zeynep, a beautiful young woman who sells flowers to raise money for an operation to fix her vocal chords so she can talk. Zeynep lives with her good-natured father, who verbalizes to the viewers what his mute daughter’s personal sign language means. Continue reading

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NORTHWEST SMITH: LIKE HAN SOLO IN THE UNIVERSE OF THE ALIEN FRANCHISE

Female author C.L. Moore’s space traveling smuggler of the 2500s A.D. – Northwest Smith – was like a 1930s forerunner of Han Solo but set in a forerunner of the Alien franchise’s gritty universe.

THE HERO: Space traveling anti-hero Smith was created by the female writer C.L. Moore in the 1930s. Four decades before Han Solo, Northwest Smith was a ruthless swashbuckling smuggler, thief and all-around mercenary. Smith’s less than sterling character made him a refreshing change from the usually wholesome pulp heroes of the time.  

THE STORIES: Northwest Smith’s adventures take place in the far future, when regular trade exists between Earth and the native inhabitants of Mars and Venus. The other planets in the solar system have been colonized by those Big Three worlds. Wielding a blaster like a six-gun and piloting his deceptively fast and maneuverable spaceship The Maid, Smith and his Venusian partner Yarol roam the solar system making a living by plying various illegal trades.

My reviews of their 13 stories from back in 2014:

SHAMBLEAU (1933) – While trying to lie low between smuggling runs, Northwest Smith stays in New Chicago, a dangerous Martian hotel with a deadly clientelle. Walking the nighttime streets, he saves an eerily seductive woman from a mob who want her dead for being one of the sinister race called the Shambleau. Can Yarol save Smith from himself as the Shambleau lures him into deeper and madder indulgences? Click HERE.   

BLACK THIRST (1934) – On Yarol’s home world Venus, he parties with old criminal associates while Northwest gets into trouble of his own. Smith gets on the bad side of the Mingas, a caste of glorified alien pimps who run their harems of biologically altered women from their Hutt-like lair Far-Thursa Castle. One of the genetically engineered temptresses wants Northwest to help her escape the Mingas, and Smith, thinking purely with his man-parts, tries to oblige. Click HERE. Continue reading

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NJCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

August 23rd is when the divisions of college football covered here kick off. Previously I posted my preseason rankings for the NAIA, NCAA Division Two and NCAA Division Three.

NJCAA – 1. HUTCHINSON COLLEGE BLUE DRAGONS (Defending National Champions)    ###    2. IOWA WESTERN COLLEGE REIVERS    ###    3. NORTHWEST MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE RANGERS    ###    4. GEORGIA MILITARY COLLEGE BULLDOGS    ###

5. SNOW COLLEGE BADGERS    ###    6. COFFEYVILLE COLLEGE RED RAVENS    ###    7. EAST CENTRAL COLLEGE WARRIORS    ###    8. MISSISSIPPI GULF COAST COLLEGE BULLDOGS    ###    Continue reading

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AUGUST EIGHTEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Time for the latest current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

BRITISH PRIME MINISTER STARMER COMMENDS PRESIDENT TRUMP AND STATES UKRAINE IS “CLOSER TO PEACE” AFTER TRUMP-PUTIN SUMMIT IN ALASKA.

U.S. MANUFACTURING CONTINUES TO ROAR BACK UNDER TRUMP. Remember when Obama pompously gloated that “them jobs ain’t comin’ back.”

TREASURY ADVISOR STATES THE BLUE-COLLAR BOOM WILL GET EVEN BETTER UNDER TRUMP’S POLICIES.

DECLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS REVEAL NINETEEN HIDDEN CLINTON FOUNDATION BANK ACCOUNTS IN PROBE OF HILLARY’S ONGOING BRIBERY/ “PAY TO PLAY” SCANDALS.

HILLARY BITTERLY CONTINUES RANTING ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP SUCCESSFULLY KEPT HER AND HER CORRUPT RETINUE OUT OF THE PRESIDENCY. It’s hilarious how her rightful defeat apparently haunts her every waking moment.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN OHIO CHARGED WITH FILMING HIMSELF SEXUALLY ABUSING A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL. Is he the next Cause Celebre for Democrats, who often romanticize figures like this?

CONGRESSWOMAN ASHLEY HINSON DISCUSSES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SUCCESS ON THE BORDER AND FIGHTING CRIME

CORRUPT “JUDGE” BOASBERG’S TIES TO FISA AND THE RUSSIA HOAX AGAINST TRUMP.

MORE ABOUT THE ONGOING INVESTIGATION INTO LETITIA JAMES’ SCANDALS. “No one is above the law.”

THE TALIBAN CELEBRATES THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIDEN-HARRIS REGIME’S DISASTROUS WITHDRAWAL FROM AFGHANISTAN BY PARADING THE MILITARY HARDWARE THAT BIDEN AND HARRIS LEFT FOR THEM. More HERE. And HERE.     THE TALIBAN HAS MADE LIFE HELL FOR WOMEN IN AFGHANISTAN. And gutless, privileged white Democrat poseurs in Handmaid’s Tale costumes are silent about it.

DEMOCRAT MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS CHARGED WITH FRAUD, CONSPIRACY TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE, WIRE FRAUD AND FALSE STATEMENTS BEFORE A GRAND JURY. Continue reading

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BAPTAE (C 415-413 B.C.) ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY

Here is another fragmentary work by Eupolis who, along with Aristophanes and Cratinus, was one of the Big Three of Attic Old Comedy.

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BAPTAE was a comedy satirizing the latest faddish belief system to hit Athens: the cult of the Dorian and Thracian goddess Cotyto. Just like Kabala or transcendental meditation and other systems have enjoyed a brief vogue with entertainers and even some movers and shakers various foreign deities would periodically develop a following in ancient Athens.

Eupolis was lampooning the fashionable appeal of one such cult and also ridiculed other elements of Cotyto worship as we will see.

The title Baptae came from the fact that the worshippers of Cotyto would immerse or “baptize” their garments in blue, green or purple dye, an expensive and very ostentatious indulgence for the time period. And yes, Baptae and baptizing are from the same root word, since it originally referred to immersion in any liquid, not just water.

The main element of the Athenian version of the cult of Cotyto was the fact that her devotees were exclusively male and all of them dressed as the goddess as part of their rites of worship. Continue reading

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COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM: SWEET BRIAR COLLEGE

Another team name that’s outside the Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats zone.

SWEET BRIAR COLLEGE Continue reading

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RED NAILS (1936): MARVEL’S CLASSIC ADAPTATION OF THIS ROBERT E. HOWARD CONAN STORY

This weekend’s escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s 1970s adaptation of one of Robert E. Howard’s best Conan the Barbarian stories, published shortly after his suicide in 1936. 

RED NAILS – I always like to emphasize that – despite the way Marvel Comics’ 1970s and 1980s Conan stories kept the character’s name alive and introduced new generations to him – the Cimmerian was not a mere comic book figure. Iconic author Robert E. Howard introduced Conan on the printed page in his 1930s stories featuring the character. 

That being said, I acknowledge the excellent adaptations that Marvel did of many of Howard’s works. They also adapted REH’s King Kull and Solomon Kane. Previously Balladeer’s Blog examined the company’s version of Queen of the Black Coast and others.

And that brings us back to Red Nails. With Barry Windsor Smith’s art and Roy Thomas adapting the story, this three-part work originally appeared in the black & white Marvel magazine Savage Tales #2-3 (Oct 1973-Feb 1974). Full-color versions of the tale were later reprinted in the Conan Treasury and elsewhere. 

I. This first installment introduces readers to a blonde female pirate – Valeria of the Red Brotherhood. She is the only female pirate among them and is as notoriously deadly as the others. NOTE: Yes, this is the character that Sandahl Bergman played in the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film. That movie made her a standard thief instead of a pirate and – sadly – gave her the “ghostly return” scene that actually belonged to Conan’s true love Belit (Bay-LEET) from Queen of the Black Coast.

In the Stygian city of Sukhmet Valeria was in between seagoing adventures and was forced to use her sword to kill a powerful man who tried forcing himself on her. She fled to avoid arrest and Conan, already attracted by her beauty and fighting skill, rode after her. While following her he slew the brother of the man she killed to prevent him from avenging himself on Valeria. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: AUGUST FIFTEENTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup.

PRESIDENT TRUMP, THE MODERN DAY FDR, MARKS THE NINETIETH ANNIVERSARY OF SOCIAL SECURITY AND HIS OWN PROTECTION OF THE PROGRAM FOR GENERATIONS OF SENIORS TO COME. Have I mentioned lately that Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime? 

AT LEAST SEVEN NATIONS HAVE CALLED FOR TRUMP TO RECEIVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. More HERE. He’s the Peace President, but I doubt the establishment will ever grant him the Nobel Prize.

ELI CRANE BASHES OBAMA FOR HIS RECENT HEALTHCARE RANT, REMINDING HIM “YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE” WITH HIS DISASTROUS OBAMACARE WHICH BENEFITED INSURANCE COMPANIES AND THE FINANCIALLY COMFORTABLE BUT DAMAGED THE POOR AND THE WORKING CLASS.      

SENATOR MIKE LEE ADDED HOW OBAMACARE “MADE HEALTHCARE LESS AFFORDABLE FOR HARDWORKING AMERICAN FAMILIES, WHO HAVE SEEN THEIR HEALTHCARE COSTS SKYROCKET – WHILE A SMALL HANDFUL OF HEALTHCARE GIANTS HAVE REAPED A WINDFALL OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR. Very true. Obama did untold damage.

EVEN MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHILD ABUSERS, RAPISTS AND KILLERS ARRESTED BY ICE IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” HOLES IN NEW YORK, ILLINOIS AND MARYLAND. Democrats offer no sanctuary for victims, just perpetrators.

NEW JERSEY “SANCTUARY” JUDGE FREED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT AFTER HE WAS CHARGED WITH KILLING A WOMAN AND HER ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. But no mercy for victims in Democrat “sanctuaries.”     

IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” NEW YORK, ICE ARRESTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CONVICTED OF REPEATEDLY RAPING HIS NINE-YEAR-OLD STEPDAUGHTER. No Democrats will ever champion her, just her rapist.

CHINA HITS CANADA WITH OVER SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT TARIFF, YET THEIR PM ISN’T SNIVELING LIKE HE DID OVER TRUMP TARIFFS. Of course not. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS (1890s)

StrandTHE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS (1890s) – Written by James Frank Sullivan.  Straight from the Gay Nineties, it’s a selection of Sullivan’s contributions to the Strand magazine’s short fiction column The Queer Side of Things.

So, before we all find ourselves on Queer Street just because some Dick wants to arrest us for seeming as queer as a clockwork orange, here’s a snatch of J.F.’s work from The Queer Side of Things column. 

OLD PROFESSOR WILLETT (December 1892) – Professor Willett announces to his family that his latest invention is going to make all of them rich but refuses to elaborate. Willett disappears after a few days without revealing any more details.

Foul play is suspected and the story’s narrator investigates. It turns out the Professor had devised a highly advanced explosive made from natural fibers. The explosive goes off with no sound and is so rapid its victims seem to simply vanish.

Willett was the first to go during an accident with his invention. Other family members have been perishing/ vanishing, too and the narrator is desperate to save his fiancée – one of the Professor’s daughters – from meeting the same fate. Continue reading

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