FIVE TOMORROWS (1970)

Five TomorrowsFIVE TOMORROWS – On February 5th 1970, Kurt Vonnegut Jr. hosted an NET Playhouse presentation of five short films which presented grim visions of the future. Vonnegut was interviewed and offered comments on the international shorts from the high flux beam reactor in Brookhaven (NY) National Laboratories’ center for advanced experimental research.

As NET itself described the 90-minute production, the theme was “the shape of our daily lives should the present trend toward conformity, violence and mindless motion continue unabated.” The films:

L’urlo (The Scream) – This 1966 Italian short – later remade in 2019 – was directed by Camillo Bazzoni. In L’urlo a man of the future struggled to maintain his identity in a super-state which demanded total suppression of the individual. Emotions were forbidden, but a defiant young man (Francesco Barilli) tried to express his love only to wind up a fugitive. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG HAS TURNED THIRTEEN YEARS OLD!

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Balladeer’s Blog

THANK YOU once again to all of you readers for making Balladeer’s Blog so enjoyable to write. As I always say, the unusual and controversial items I sometimes churn out here mean that readers have to be open-minded and very secure in their own beliefs not to just take offense and leave.

Here are some of my most popular blog posts from the past 12 months.

kong islandBAD MOVIES: There was Kong Island (1968), Invasion from Inner Earth (1974), Raiders of Atlantis (1983), Murdercycle (1999), 365 Days (2020), Films with William Shatner’s Wife, Jungle Jim Movies, An American Hippie in Israel (1972), Kommissar X Movies, Andromeda Nebula (1967), The Keep (1983), Hitler – Dead or Alive (1942), My Top H.G. Lewis Movies,  

A MERCILESS EXAMINATION OF THE 2022 MIDTERM ELECTION RESULTS: One of my most read items of the past 12 months HERE.

mars revealed picANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: I reviewed The Artificial Mother (1894), A.D. 2000 (1890), The Sickle of Fire (1896), The Warstock (1898), Bellona’s Husband (1887), Mars Revealed (1880), The Emperor of the Air (1910), The Captivity of the Professor (1901), End of an Epoch (1901).

MORE FOOL KILLER LORE FROM OVER A CENTURY AGO: April 1913, May 1913, July 1913 

blazing saddlesCOMEDIES: MODERN PARODY HALL OF FAME: The full breakdown HERE.

POLITICAL CARTOONS, MEMES AND NEWS ROUNDUPS: HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE.   

PONY EXPRESS RIDERS: Pony Bob, The Man Called Boston, Irish Tommy  

THE PEOPLE VS JOE BIDEN: HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE.     

CONAN THE BARBARIAN: Queen of the Black Coast and Amra, and Curse of the Conjurer 

buckskin paintingNEGLECTED GUNSLINGERS: Dutch Henry, and Buckskin Frank 

MEXICO’S MST3K: I reviewed it HERE. There’s also Dark Jungle Theater HERE.

CASIMIR PULASKI: REVOLUTIONARY WAR HERO: I took a look at his career HERE Continue reading

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MARCH 1776: NEGLECTED REVOLUTIONARY WAR MILITARY ACTION

With the 4th of July holiday fast approaching, Balladeer’s Blog offers readers another seasonal post regarding overlooked military actions, this time from March of 1776.

american rebel soldiersMARCH 1st – British troops led by Major John Maitland landed and took Cockspur Island at the mouth of the Savannah River in Georgia. The Redcoats clashed with American Militiamen and drove them off. Both sides were left with wounded men following the exchange of gunfire, but no fatalities are known.

MARCH 2nd and 3rd – The Battle of the Rice Boats, aka the Battle of Yamacraw Bluff, took place along the Savannah River and the border between Georgia and South Carolina. Six hundred men of America’s 1st Georgia Regiment under Colonel Lachlan McIntosh coordinated actions with 500 members of the South Carolina militia.

        american rebelsFour British warships, along with multiple smaller vessels, launched a joint land and sea effort to seize American rice ships in the area in order to feed the British forces. Over 300 British infantrymen took part in commandeering the rice boats by surprise overnight.

        Morning of March 3rd saw the American forces position their four artillery pieces at Yamacraw Bluff and open fire on the British vessels. Land forces of both nations fought it out in a battle that lasted over 4 hours. Continue reading

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COKE ENNYDAY: DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS’ 1916 PARODY OF SHERLOCK HOLMES

mystery of the leaping fishTHE MYSTERY OF THE LEAPING FISH (1916) – Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog may remember that I’m a geek for Silent Movies. Last week’s look at Douglas Fairbanks’ swashbuckler films from the silent era was so well received that I decided to post a review of Doug’s often overlooked “drug comedy.”

In this roughly 25-minute comedy short, Fairbanks played a detective named Coke Ennyday as a reference to Sherlock Holmes’ addiction to injections of cocaine in his original stories. Yes, I’m serious.

coke ennydayThe short’s comedic approach to cocaine, opium and more demonstrates the “anything goes” attitude before film codes were implemented to ban certain content from the big screen. In the pre-internet years, The Mystery of the Leaping Fish was a film that people refused to believe existed until you had them sit down and watch it with you.

The notion of a theatrical comedy about drug use in 1916 seemed utterly impossible to them, and you could win a fair amount of bets with skeptics who insisted there is no way such a film would have been allowed to be made. The fact that it was written by THE Tod Browning shocked them, too. 

THE STORY: Continue reading

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BEST EVER NEWS, MEME AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: JUNE TWENTIETH

burisma bribingso ironicTHE DON’T MISS EDITION, as Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at some of the latest:

biden fam corrEVEN MORE ABOUT THE TEN MILLION DOLLARS THAT WAS SUSPICIOUSLY FUNNELED INTO BIDEN’S BANK ACCOUNT. It’s life here in Joe Biden’s corporate fascist kleptocracy.

AUDIO OF BIDEN TELLING POROSHENKO NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE FBI. And I think we all know why.

BEYOND A BANANA REPUBLIC. “Either you see what’s happening to Trump as being about Trump or you see it being about a weaponized government planning to make any opposition a crime. Only one of those views is correct. You don’t have to be a Trump fan to see it’s the latter.”

STABBING: ANOTHER REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL STAFFER PHYSICALLY ATTACKED. Democrat media outlets yawn. Republican fools STILL lack sufficient media outlets.

witchfinder generalTHE POLITICAL PERSECUTION TEAM HOUNDING TRUMP GETS CALLED OUT FOR PREVIOUS ILLEGAL ACTS INCLUDING WIRETAPPING. And a witness payoff scheme HERE. Have I mentioned lately that America’s political system is a cesspool of corruption which masquerades as a government?

now do you seeINTERESTING PIECE TITLED “OUR BROKEN SYSTEM NEEDS DISRUPTION AND TRUMP IS THE DISRUPTOR”.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS TARGET COURAGEOUS DEMOCRAT ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. TO PROTECT THE UNFIT JOE BIDEN. “The Party” will do to RFK Jr. what it did to Tulsi Gabbard in 2020. They’ll do it to Third Party candidates, too HERE.

burisma execs whoREPUBLICAN PARTY PUNDITS STILL SNIVELING ABOUT UNFAIR MEDIA TREATMENT RATHER THAN TAKING STEPS TO EXPAND THEIR MEDIA REACH. There is no defense for this ongoing Republican failure at this point.

AND YET ANOTHER MEDIA LIE ABOUT TRUMP GOES DOWN IN FLAMES. The petty spitefulness of the American media is unreal. Continue reading

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DISCOVERIES IN THE MOON (1835) ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

disc in the moonDISCOVERIES IN THE MOON (1835) – The full title of this work is Discoveries in the Moon Lately Made at the Cape of Good Hope by Sir John Herschel. Originally published as a series of “real” scientific articles in the newspaper the New York Sun, this hoax was the written-word equivalent of the War of the Worlds radio broadcast of a century later. The series of fraudulent articles caused a sensation and increased the newspaper’s circulation exponentially before the Sun revealed it was all a work of fiction.

Richard Adams Locke wrote the two-month series under the name Sir John Herschel, a supposed British astronomer who had constructed at the Cape of Good Hope a seven ton telescope with a lens twenty-four feet in diameter. “Sir John” wrote all about the many species of lunar animal life his enormous telescope had permitted him to observe. Continue reading

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2023 JUNETEENTH – MARKING THE DAY DEMOCRATS LOST THEIR SLAVES

Democrats KKKIndependent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog wishes you a happy Juneteenth, commemorating the day Democrats lost their slaves. (Only Democrats owned slaves.) African-Americans continue fighting for their freedom from the Democrats, who today treat people of color like they still own them and that they MUST vote for Democrats and ONLY Democrats. Democrat Joe Biden, embodying the grotesque hypocrisy of that detestable political party, EULOGIZED A KLANSMAN – DEMOCRAT SENATOR ROBERT BYRD – yet Biden thinks he’s fit to give finger-wagging lectures to the rest of us.

And y’know what? I’ve managed to go my whole life without ever knowing a Klansman let alone praising them after their death. But a piece of garbage like Joe Biden – whose racial slurs and other incidents of racist behavior are legion – presumes to elevate himself above the nation at large as if he’s some sort of High Priest of Racial Awareness. I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican, so I’m not being partisan when I point out that Joe Biden is the herpes sore on the Body Politic.

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Hillary Clinton with the Klansman she called one of her “mentors” – fellow Democrat Robert Byrd.

In further commemoration of Juneteenth here’s some more reminders about Democrats: the party of slavery, Dred Scott, the Ku Klux Klan, Jim Crow and so much more. None of us choose the skin color we were born with or what country we were born in but we can certainly choose what political party we are or are not associated with. Do you still choose to belong to the party of the Democrats after all their crimes against humanity? #WALKAWAY and become an Independent Voter . Continue reading

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THE FEATHER AND FATHER GANG (1976-1977) FOR FATHER’S DAY

feather and father gangTHE FEATHER AND FATHER GANG (1976-1977) – Happy Father’s Day, gentlemen! Back on Mother’s Day I reviewed Momma the Detective, so in that spirit here is a look at the short-lived detective series The Feather and Father Gang.

This program starred Stefanie Powers as attorney Toni “Feather” Danton and Harold Gould as Harry Danton, her charming, roguish conman father. Trying to keep her rascally dad on the straight and narrow, Feather hired him as a private investigator for her law firm.

stef and harryIn the tradition of Perry Mason and Matlock, Feather’s clients were always victims of frame jobs or bad circumstances, so her incorrigible father Harry inevitably resorted to extra-legal methods of clearing them. Papa Danton recruited some of his old conmen pals to help him in his efforts and dubbed the joint venture “the Feather and Father Gang.”

Harold Gould was clearly trading on his beloved character Kid Twist from The Sting in this role of a grifter with a heart of gold. Stefanie Powers was as capable as could be expected in the thankless role of the devoted daughter forever exasperated with her father’s repeated return to the underhanded tricks of his former trade.  Continue reading

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JANUARY 1971 AT MARVEL

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero blog post will be in the style of the look at all of Marvel’s January 1970 publications. That post was popular enough to inspire this one.

ave 84AVENGERS Vol 1 #84 (January 1971)

Title: The Sword and the Sorceress

Avengers Roster: Thor (Donald Blake MD), the Scarlet Witch (Wanda), the 2nd Goliath (Clint Barton), Black Panther (King T’Challa), Quicksilver (Pietro), the Black Knight (Dane Whitman) and the Vision (not applicable)

Villains: The Enchantress and Arkon

Synopsis: The Black Knight, fearful that his sentient sword the Ebony Blade is infecting him with its bloodlust, uses the mystic brazier at Garrett Castle to find a way of destroying the weapon. This endeavor leads him to Polemachus, the parallel Earth ruled by the Avengers’ old foe Arkon. 

Black KnightWhile searching for the Well at the Center of Time, the only safe place to hide the Ebony Blade, the Black Knight is captured by Arkon and his new consort – the Enchantress, another old foe of the Avengers.

NOTE: The Enchantress actually wound up transported to Polemachus when she seemed to be destroyed during her most recent clash with the Avengers, in which she pitted the team of heroes against Ultron-5’s version of the Masters of Evil. 

The Enchantress mystically sends a dream about the Black Knight’s capture to the Scarlet Witch, whom the villainess blames for thwarting her plans in the previous issue. Next, the sorceress teleports Avengers Mansion to Polemachus so that she and Arkon can kill their mutual enemies.

After a lengthy battle with the two villains, our heroes win out over Arkon and the Enchantress and return Avengers Mansion to Earth. Continue reading

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HAPPY BLOOM’S DAY 2023!

jamesjoyceYes, it’s the 16th of June, better known to James Joyce geeks like me as Bloom’s Day. The day is named in honor of Leopold Bloom, the advertising sales rep and Freemason who is one of the major characters in Joyce’s novel Ulysses. The novel also brings along Stephen Dedalus, the protagonist of his earlier novel Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

For those unfamiliar with this work, Ulysses is Joyce’s stream-of-consciousness novel in which he metaphorically features the events from the Odyssey in a single day – June 16th, 1904, in Dublin. (The day he met Nora Barnacle, the woman he would eventually marry after living together for decades)

Bloom represents Ulysses/Odysseus, Stephen represents Telemachus and Leopold’s wife, Molly Bloom, represents Penelope. Continue reading

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