THE MOST HALLOWEENISH COVERS OF EERIE MAGAZINE

This is the last weekend before Halloween 2023, so, because last weekend’s review of the Spook stories in Eerie magazine was well-recieved, here’s a look at some of the most appropriate Halloween Season covers from that Warren Publishing horror magazine. 

eerie monster on monsterEERIE #124

Cover Date: September 1981

Stories featured in this issue:

The Sea of Red, Pyramid of the Black Sun: Orka, God of Light, plus the Haggarth story The Sacred Scroll.

The one and only Frank Frazetta himself did the spectacular artwork for the cover of this issue. Continue reading

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THE MONSTER-MAKER (1897)

monster makerTHE MONSTER-MAKER aka THE SURGEON’S EXPERIMENT (1897) – As Halloween Month hurtles toward its conclusion, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at one of the overlooked horror tales of one of America’s most overlooked writers – W.C. Morrow. This story depicts a mad doctor dabbling in unspeakable experiments.

NOTE: The movies titled The Monster Maker (1944) and The Surgeon’s Experiment (1914) were not based on this short story. 

The Monster-Maker is not the most original horror/ sci fi story in the world, but it has that certain appeal common to all such neglected items. Morrow was a writer living in – and largely published in – California, and his early work was praised by the one and only Ambrose Bierce.

masc graveyard smallerThis tale’s setting in 1800s San Francisco gives a nice American touch to what would otherwise have been yet another story set in a creepy castle somewhere in Europe. An annoying factor is that, like some of Jack London’s early short stories like A Thousand Deaths, The Monster-Maker does not provide names for any of its characters.

The horror begins as a perfectly healthy yet pathologically melancholy young man from a wealthy family seeks a meeting with a VERY reclusive surgeon. The physician is considered brilliant and emerges periodically to perform skilled surgery for such high fees that he can devote the rest of his time to his bizarre experiments.      Continue reading

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OCTOBER 26th ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

The latest current events roundup from Joe Biden’s corporate fascist kleptocracy. Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog presents this and remember, as always, everyone is welcome here no matter who they vote for.

official biden portraitSEVENTH U.S. EMBASSY EVACUATED UNDER JOE BIDEN’S DISASTROUS REGIME. 

AND YET ANOTHER INVESTIGATION OPENED – THIS TIME ABOUT THE POLITICIZED DOJ/ FBI TARGETING CONGRESSIONAL STAFF ACTING AS OVERSIGHT ON THE NOTORIOUSLY CORRUPT FBI/ DOJ. More HERE.

MORE REPORTING ABOUT THE POLITICIZED DOJ/ FBI WORKING TO SUPPRESS INVESTIGATIONS INTO THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY. Covered up and/or ignored word from at least 40 sources indicating criminal behavior by them. HERE.

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An arrested drunk? Nope, it’s the alleged judge.

NEW YORK’S ABSURDLY BIASED COURT RUN BY PARTISAN HACKS LIKE THE GROTESQUE ARTHUR ENGORON USES THE UNCONSTITUTIONAL GAG ORDER AGAINST OPPOSITION LEADER TRUMP AS AN EXCUSE TO KEEP DRAGGING HIM IN ON GROUNDS THAT HE ALLEGEDLY VIOLATED IT. More HERE. And HERE. As further election interference, Engeron threatens jail time, too, as predicted, further martyring Trump.

AMERICA’S LECH WALESA/ NELSON MANDELA DONALD TRUMP STILL SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER. Trump’s political enemies are making targeted prosecutions a feature in America’s already corrupt Banana Republic of a system.

fbi and doj mugging justiceBRILLIANT PIECE ON THE UGLY, UNUSUAL GAG ORDER IMPOSED ON AMERICA’S OPPOSITION LEADER AND HOW SUCH “LAWFARE” IS THE REAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. It is beyond foolish to pretend that such action will only ever be used against Trump. If unopposed on this, the white-collar criminals called the Democrat and Republican Parties will keep using such tactics to further their own corruption and eliminate dissent.

ANOTHER PIECE ON THE AFFRONT TO JUSTICE REPRESENTED BY THE POLITICAL PERSECUTION OF THE COUNTRY’S OPPOSITION LEADER. Continue reading

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ANDY WARHOL’S FRANKENSTEIN (1973) & ANDY WARHOL’S DRACULA (1974)

frankenstein 3dHalloween Month rolls along here at Balladeer’s Blog with a look at two notoriously bad horror movies which use Andy Warhol’s name despite him not really having anything to do with them and credit Antonio Margheriti as the director even though Paul Morrissey wrote and directed them.

Sophia Loren’s husband Carlo Ponti co-produced both films. 

andy warhols frankensteinANDY WARHOL’S FRANKENSTEIN (1973) – Also known as Flesh for Frankenstein, this 3-D monstrosity and its sister film, Andy Warhol’s Dracula (aka Blood for Dracula) used to be among the most well-known “So Bad They’re Good” movies. Oddly, they fell pretty much off the radar long ago, but get rediscovered every so often and enjoy a brief surge in notoriety from successive generations of horror fans. 

The making of these two grossout movies, which were filmed back-to-back in Italy, would make a better movie than both of them combined in my opinion. Criminal charges, false screen credits and much more behind the scenes lore would help put such a flick up there with Ed Wood and The Disaster Artist.

andy warhol presents frankeThese two movies are also like 1970s time capsules, too. Recently relaxed standards for what could be shown on the big screen yielded a LOT of cheap films that were clearly made just to see how much gory violence and kinky titillation the creative teams could get away with.

Attaching Andy Warhol’s name to this pair of Paul Morrissey flicks helped appeal to pretentious Warhol fans and gave some critics the excuse to read deeper meanings into the sophomoric productions. Suddenly, awkward grossout scenes, idiotic dialogue and non-existent scares were being interpreted as “deconstructions of the Universal monster movies” or as “director/writer Paul Morrissey skewering the very countercultural sex revolutionaries that were among his biggest fans …”

Sheesh! At least purely mercenary splatter film legends like Herschell Gordon Lewis never pretended that their flicks were anything but cash-grabs that piled on the blood and gore.

double featureAndy Warhol’s Frankenstein and Andy Warhol’s Dracula deserve my usual warnings to horror fans who really hate extreme violence and bizarre sex. Don’t go below the “Continue reading” line or you’ll probably regret it. These films are mild compared to Headless or Father’s Day or others I’ve reviewed, but are stomach-turning nonetheless.

So, let’s dive into two of the strangest Dracula and Frankenstein pairings this side of Blacula and Blackenstein. Continue reading

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THE DEVIL OF THE MARSH (1893) HALLOWEEN STORY

damnable talesTHE DEVIL OF THE MARSH (1893) – Written by H.B. Marriott Watson. Halloween Month continues with this review of a short horror piece about a unique female monster who inhabits the marsh. The story was first published in the 1893 collection Damnable Tales.

An unnamed narrator is making his way through the Great Marsh to once again meet with a seemingly beautiful woman with whom he has flirted and fallen in “love”. They have only ever met after dark and on the moors.

So enthralled is our narrator by the woman’s allure that he willingly overlooks all the weirdness of their courtship. After their most recent rendezvous he asked her to run away with him but she insisted that their first act of lovemaking take place deep within the marsh.   
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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: OCTOBER 23rd

Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog presents this latest roundup from Joe Biden’s corporate fascist kleptocracy. And remember, everyone is welcome here no matter who they vote for.

biden crime family shirtEVIDENCE OF DIRECT PAYMENT TO JOE BIDEN PRODUCED AS THE INVESTIGATIONS INTO HIS MANY SCANDALS CONTINUE. More HERE. And HERE.

JOE BIDEN’S MONEY FROM CHINA FOLLOWED BY HIS PURCHASE OF A 2.7 MILLION DOLLAR BEACH MANSION … WITH CASH. More HERE. Uh, yeah. As if anyone could do that on a “public servant’s” (LMAO) income.

NOW EVEN BIDEN’S COHORTS IN CORRUPTION ARE EXPRESSING FEARS REGARDING HOW UNFIT HE IS FOR THE OVAL OFFICE. Like the repulsive George W. Bush, he was “selected, not elected.”

biden bloodBIDEN REGIME BUMBLES AGAIN BY EXPOSING SECRET U.S. OPERATORS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. More HERE.

EVEN CATHERINE HERRIDGE OF CBS NEWS ADMITS THAT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT TRUMP SHARED NATIONAL SECRETS FROM THE DOCUMENTS HE KEPT, AS ALL PRESIDENTS HAVE KEPT FOR DECADES NOW UPON LEAVING OFFICE. As usual, the accusations are made, but no evidence is produced against him. More HERE. Continue reading

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IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994) – HORROR FILM REVIEW

Halloween Month continues here at Balladeer’s Blog with a review of an underappreciated gem.

in the mouth of madnessIN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994) – Directed by John Carpenter and written by Michael De Luca, this movie was an unabashed valentine to H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King’s imitations of Lovecraft, and The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers. The King in Yellow, of course, is the 1895 book previously reviewed here at Balladeer’s Blog, and which Lovecraft admitted was an influence on his own works.

That story is about the title “king”, or more precisely about a stage play about that monarch. Everyone who reads the play The King in Yellow goes insane, causing worldwide chaos. Some of the King’s minions enter into our dimension to do his evil bidding, but unlike Lovecraft’s tentacled, enormous Old Ones, the monstrous servitors of the King in Yellow are humanoid in size and form.

That out of the way, let’s take it from the top. My LEAST favorite element of this otherwise excellent movie is the way it opens up. We are shown a crazed John Trent (Sam Neill) being committed to an insane asylum. Dialogue makes it clear that he’s just one of many people going mad in a worldwide epidemic of violent insanity. Even some of the staff at the insane asylum seem like they’re not all there anymore.

in the mouth of madness picSoon, Trent is visited in his padded cell, where he has used a black crayon to cover his body and the padded walls with crucifixes for protection. His visitor is Dr Wrenn, played by David Warner, the panicked, crucifix-surrounded man from The Omen, now talking to the panicked, crucifix-surrounded Sam Neill in this film. (I admit that’s a sly touch in keeping with the style of the movie. It even has echoes of the victim in the 1970s film Equinox fixating on his protective crucifix.)   Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM OCTOBER 21st

HEADLINES

Virginia U of Lynchburg Dragons GOODNCCAA OVER NCAA DIVISION TWO – This game pitted the NCCAA’s VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY OF LYNCHBURG DRAGONS against their hosts, D2’s LANE COLLEGE DRAGONS. VUL was chasing Lane College 28-21 at Halftime and 42-35 in the 3rd Quarter. The 4th saw VU-Lynchburg pull off a 45-42 come from behind Upset.

Monroe College Mustangs helmetNJCAA OVER USCAA – In another Upset, NJCAA team the MONROE COLLEGE MUSTANGS welcomed the NEWPORT NEWS APPRENTICE SCHOOL BUILDERS (Shipbuilders) from the USCAA. A 14-14 tie at the Half became 21-21 to end the 3rd Quarter and ultimately a 28-21 triumph for the Mustangs.

Augustana Vikings helmetDOWN GOES NUMBER FOUR – In NCAA Division Two action, the 21st ranked AUGUSTANA (SD) VIKINGS took on the visiting number 4 team in the nation – the MINNESOTA STATE MAVERICKS. After a scoreless opening Quarter, the Vikings led 7-3 at the midpoint and 14-3 in the 3rd Quarter. In the 4th, Augustana U. toppled the Mavericks 28-10. Continue reading

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JULY 2019: A LOOK BACK

FOR PART ONE (2016) OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE FROM INDEPENDENT VOTER SITE BALLADEER’S BLOG CLICK HERE.

apollo 12 patchFIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY OF APOLLO ELEVEN LANDING ON THE MOON, PLUS A RECAP OF THE SUBSEQUENT APOLLO MISSIONS TWELVE TO SEVENTEEN. You can read it HERE.

DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS AND FASCISM. A look at the actual meaning of the word and not the distorted propagandistic use of the term. Click HERE.

masc party masc headsGALLUP POLL, JULY 2019 – ONLY 29% IDENTIFY AS DEMOCRAT, 27% AS REPUBLICAN AND 42% AS INDEPENDENT. And no wonder. Read the full examination HERE.

WASHINGTON POST ITEM: “TRUMP MADE HIS CRITICS LOOK SMALL AGAIN ON JULY 4th.” Read it all HERE.

the fascists of the future willANTIFA (REALLY KLAN-TIFA) TERRORISTS: Their fifteen most recent assaults on journalists covering their violence HERE and the FAQ: How many Antifa members are rapists and child molesters? Click HERE.

cancer itemCANCER SURVIVOR CALLS DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT TRUMP HER “GOOD SAMARITAN” WHEN NO ONE ELSE COULD HELP HER AND OTHER CANCER PATIENTS. The inspiring story is HERE, along with his help for kidney patients.

TRANSGRESS WITH ME: JULY 19th, 2019 – Only for people with backbone who can deal with bashing both political parties HERE.

women for trumpWOMEN FOR TRUMP – A detailed account. Find it HERE

MOCK HEADLINES FROM JULY 12th, 2019. The recurring humor bit returned HERE.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S DONATIONS TO CORRUPT CHUCK SCHUMER’S POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS. It can be read HERE. Continue reading

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THE SPOOK (1974-1975) – FROM ICONIC EERIE MAGAZINE

This weekend’s superhero blog post will go with the Halloween theme. The Spook was one of the recurring characters in Warren Publications’ iconic magazine Eerie.

eerie spookEERIE #57 (June 1974)

Title: Stridespider Sponge-Rot

Oh, what is the fungus that digests moist wood? 

STRIDESPIDER SPONGE-ROT!

The xylophagus fungus that eats what it should

STRIDESPIDER SPONGE-ROT!

Breaks down hemicellulose all well and good

STRIDESPIDER SPONGE-ROT!

Okay, I’ll stop right there. Had to be done, though. We were all thinking it.

vampirellaNOTE: Warren Publications are fondly remembered for their horror and sci-fi magazines like Creepy, Eerie, 1984 and Vampirella (at right). As magazines and not comic books, Warren’s output was not limited by the comics code and could therefore delve into adult themes and intense violence.

        Marvel Comics even imitated Warren for a while in the 1970s with their own magazine-sized publications with black & white interior art, like Vampire Tales, Haunt of Horror, etc.

        Which brings us back to Eerie #57, in which one of the stories introduced the magazine’s latest recurring character the Spook. Continue reading

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