RIVERBOAT (1959-1961) FOR FRONTIERADO

riverboat showRIVERBOAT (1959-1961) – We are less than a week away from Frontierado 2023, observed on Friday August 4th this year. For a combination Frontierado and Forgotten Television post Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at some of the best episodes of the old western series Riverboat.

This series starred Darren McGavin himself as high-stakes gambler Grey Holden, who won the riverboat Enterprise (yes, really) in a poker game. Holden settled down and tried to make a living with the vessel, taking it from New Orleans all up and down the Mississippi River and its tributaries.

holden and frazerGrey Holden captained the Enterprise, but the more experienced Chief Pilot was Ben Frazer, played by the one and only Burt Reynolds. Riverboat was, for a television western, atypically set during the 1830s and 1840s. Some of my favorite episodes are historical fiction, featuring our heroes aiding Texas rebels during the Texas Revolution, clashing with river pirates, or encountering young Abraham Lincoln and a few other historical figures here and there. Continue reading

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MARVEL: JANUARY 1974

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog will take a look at the Marvel publications from January of 1974, excluding reprints.

ave 119THE AVENGERS Vol 1 #119 (January 1974) 

Title: Night of the Collector 

Avengers’ Roster: THOR (Donald Blake, MD), IRON MAN (Tony Stark), CAPTAIN AMERICA (Steve Rogers), THE SCARLET WITCH (Wanda), THE BLACK PANTHER (King T’Challa), THE VISION (Not applicable), THE SWORDSMAN (Jacques Duquesne) and MANTIS (Full name unknown at the time).

Villain: The Collector

Synopsis: The Avengers arrive back in New York after the previous issue’s final chapter of the Avengers-Defenders crossover story in which Dormammu and Loki teamed up to threaten the entire universe via the Evil Eye of Avalon. The eight Avengers – accompanied by Loki, who has been rendered helpless and insane from what happened in the Dark Dimension – return to Avengers Mansion. 

NOTE: I previously covered the entire multi-part Avengers vs the Defenders war instigated by Loki and Dormammu HERE and HERE if you’re curious about what happened to Loki.

loki tom hThe crazed, uncomprehending Loki is kept in custody at Avengers Mansion because this is set during a period when Odin had forbidden him to return to Asgard under any circumstances. Time passes, and at one point the Black Panther pursues with Mantis his wish to learn some of her other-worldly martial arts. T’Challa first got the idea when he saw how well Mantis fought Dr. Strange during the Avengers/ Defenders War Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT SLOGANS: IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN

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“Many a true word is spoken in jest” as the old saying goes, and that becomes ever more valid by the year regarding Balladeer’s Blog’s handy list of Democrat Slogans. These slogans capture what the Democrats have REALLY become, not the glowing image that they have of themselves.

Back in 2017, when I started compiling this semi-annual post I didn’t realize how hard the Democrats would work to prove how accurate these tongue-in-cheek slogans for them are. (I used to be a Democrat until I turned Independent.)

DEMOCRATS: YOU PEASANTS ARE ALLOWED TO SAY, DO, WRITE OR POST ON THE INTERNET ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH DON’T UPSET US DEMOCRATS.

DEMOCRATS: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SIMPLE-MINDED FASCISTS IN LARGE NUMBERS!

DEMOCRATS: WE’RE THE CONFIRMATION BIAS COMMUNITY!

DEMOCRATS: ALL OF OUR OPINIONS SHOULD CARRY THE FORCE OF LAW!

DEMOCRATS: WE OVERUSED THE WORD “RACIST” TO THE POINT OF MEANINGLESSNESS. NOW WE’RE DOING THE SAME WITH “WHITE SUPREMACIST” AND OUR NEW FAVORITE: “TRANSPHOBE!”

DEMOCRATS: WE ARE THE FASCISTS WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

DEMOCRATS: THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE TRUTH … UNLESS IT’S ONE OF OUR PARTY’S TALKING POINTS.

DEMOCRATS: ONLY THOSE NEWS OUTLETS WHICH PANDER TO OUR PREJUDICES AND PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ARE ACCURATE. ALL OTHERS ARE PROPAGANDA.

DEMOCRATS: WE NEVER VOTE AGAINST OUR OWN BEST INTERESTS BUT WE EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE  TO DO THAT.

DEMOCRATS: REMEMBER WHEN SEXISTS TOLD WOMEN TO “SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN?” WE DEMOCRAT SEXISTS NOW TELL WOMEN TO “SHUT UP AND VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS!”

DEMOCRATS: WE RUINED LIBERALISM! WE RUINED THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! WE RUINED THE COURT SYSTEM AND UNDERMINED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS ITSELF! PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW! Continue reading

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COMANCHE JACK: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

comanche jackCOMANCHE JACK – Balladeer’s Blog presents another seasonal post for the upcoming Frontierado Holiday, observed Friday August 4th this year. Frontierado celebrates the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality.

Comanche Jack – real name Simpson Everett Stilwell – was born on August 18th, 1850, possibly in Tennessee. At some point in the 1850s his family moved to Kansas, and in 1862 or 1863 his mother and father got one of the time period’s rare divorces.

The mother kept the future Comanche Jack’s sisters, Mary and Elizabeth, while his father left with him and his brothers, Millard and Frank. They settled elsewhere in Kansas but the young man was struck with wanderlust and ran away from home at some point in 1863.

Once he reached Kansas City, Missouri, Stilwell took work on a wagon train headed for Santa Fe, New Mexico. The young man grew up quickly traveling back and forth with wagon trains going to and from locations like New Mexico, Kansas and Missouri.

wagonsDuring that four-year period, he developed his marksmanship, as well as his scouting, Indian fighting and wilderness survival skills. In the snowy months, Comanche Jack rode with hunting parties along the Beaver, Canadian and Wolf Rivers.

Our hero joined the U.S. Army in 1867 and served at first as a scout and guide for troops out of Fort Dodge, Kansas, then later Fort Hays and Fort Harker. While working as an army scout, Comanche Jack became friends with the famous Buffalo Bill Cody and others. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: JULY 26th

release of theA roundup regarding current events from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog.

AS EXPECTED, THE RELEASE OF THE NAMES OF PEOPLE WHO “BOUGHT HUNTER BIDEN’S ARTWORK” (LMAO) EXPOSES MORE ABOUT THE BIDEN INFLUENCE PEDDLING SCHEME. More HERE. Congressional Republicans terrified that voters might expect them to do more than just “hold hearings.”

stonewalling“BUYER” OF HUNTER BIDEN’S “ARTWORK” (LMAO) APPOINTED TO A COMMISSION BY JOE BIDEN. Pay to play is still a thing.

COURAGEOUS DEMOCRAT ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. JOINS THOSE DEMANDING ACTION OVER THE BIDEN REGIME’S BRIBERY SCANDALS. The many, many other scandals of the Biden kleptocracy should also be investigated. 

“BUYER” OF HUNTER BIDEN’S “ARTWORK” (LMAO) VISITED THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE AT LEAST THIRTEEN TIMES. Just an art lover, I guess.

rfk surgingBIDEN LACKEYS ACCUSE ROBERT F. KENNEDY OF (YAAAWWN) “RACISM.” Yet, Joe eulogized his fellow Democrat Robert Byrd, a Senator who belonged to the actual Ku Klux Klan.

MORE ABOUT “THE PARTY’S” EFFORTS TO DESTROY ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. LIKE THEY DID TO TULSI GABBARD IN 2020.

WEISS: THE BIDENS’ INSIDE MAN HINDERING THE 2020 INVESTIGATION OF THE BIDEN SCANDALS? More HERE. The 2020 presidential election was at least as corrupt and tainted as the ones in 1876 and 2000.

CROOKED YET SENILE JOE BIDEN ABSURDLY CLAIMS TO HAVE “ENDED CANCER“. Unfit and illegit. Continue reading

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KURT VONNEGUT’S BETWEEN TIME AND TIMBUKTU (1972) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

between time and timbuktuBETWEEN TIME AND TIMBUKTU – A SPACE FANTASY BY KURT VONNEGUT JR (March 13th) – Dated humor mars this generally well made 86-minute sci-fi story directed by Fred Barzyk and based on the writings of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

The winner of the Blast-Off Space Food jingle contest gets to be launched toward a time/space fluke called a chronosynclastic infundibulum. It was believed that someone with the “poetic” sensibilities needed to create a good commercial jingle would be capable of finding the words to describe such a phenomenon.  Continue reading

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DIME NOVEL CHARACTERS: ROSEBUD ROB, BALTIMORE BESS AND CINNAMON CHIP

smaller of rrROSEBUD ROB, BALTIMORE BESS AND CINNAMON CHIP – Here’s another seasonal post for the upcoming Frontierado holiday on Friday August 4th. As always, Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality.

Recently, here at Balladeer’s Blog, I examined Edward L. Wheeler’s 1877 Dime Novel heroine Hurricane Nell, one of his gun-toting ladies of the old west. You can find that blog post HERE. This time I’m looking at three more of Wheeler’s Dime Novel characters from four of his works.

rosebud robROSEBUD ROB … the KNIGHT OF THE GULCH (February 1879) – Rosebud Rob was a Wild West detective, like the real-life Charley Siringo (covered HERE). Rob received his nickname in a bit of action he referred to as his “Black Hills Baptism” as the Black Hills Gold Rush raged.

Rosebud Rob’s hat and boots may look like the kind worn by pirates, but he was all-cowboy and all-tough. He called himself “A man to suit all circumstances.” On four of his cases, he crossed paths with gunslinging, two-fisted female detectives – Baltimore Bess in three of them, and Cinnamon Chip in a fourth.

In this debut story, Rob returns home to investigate the suspicious death of his father and how it is linked to the sinister mine owner Munro Malvern. Rosebud Rob meets and works with female detective Baltimore Bess, the former Pauline Grey.

This fiery young lady was abandoned by her abusive lover when she was 18, then trained herself at gunplay and fighting. Next, she abandoned her “girlie” clothing and headed west to track down the man who mistreated her. Continue reading

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JUNE 2018: A LOOK BACK

FOR PART ONE (2016) OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE FROM INDEPENDENT VOTER SITE BALLADEER’S BLOG CLICK HERE.

balladeer anti dems and reps“THE PARTY” VS THE REST OF US – Around 100,000 more non-citizens were found on the voter rolls, this time in Pennsylvania during an attempt to combat vote fraud. AND REMEMBER, this was in June 2018. Also, privileged white one-percenter Nancy Pelosi defended MS13, whose motto is “Kill, Rape, Control.” (MS13’s motto, not The Party’s.) All that and more HERE.

BRAD PARSCALE ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS DROVE THE WORKING CLASS INTO TRUMP’S ARMS – Excerpt: “”Trump fights for the worker who showers after work not just those that shower before work. The democrats have given up on the working class.”  Click HERE. Another excerpt from that item: “I recognized Trump was reaching Americans who had tuned out politicians who seemed — and were — polished, predictable and programmed. They were voters who cared less about old labels of left and right and more about finding someone who would address issues important to their lives.”

WASHINGTON POST EDITORIAL REGARDING TRUMP’S APPEAL TO THE WORKING CLASS AND THE POOR – It’s HERE.

TRANSGRESS WITH ME: JUNE 15th, 2018 – Included sayings like “THE AMERICAN LEFT HAS BECOME SO PRETENTIOUS THAT MANY OF THEM WHO ARE WORKING CLASS LIKE TO TELL THEMSELVES THAT THEY’RE NOT IN THE WORKING CLASS. Sorry, but if you can’t afford to quit your job right now and never work again you’re part of the working class whether you admit it or not.” Full item HERE.

obama don't separate me from my mommyA REMINDER THAT “FAMILY SEPARATIONS” AND “KIDS IN CAGES” STARTED UNDER GEORGE W. BUSH AND BARACK OBAMA – Click HERE for this item from June 2018. 

ANTI-TRUMP FANATICS: ARE THEY INSANE OR ONLY PRETENDING TO BE? Click HERE.

sharyl attkisson smallerJOURNALIST SHARYL ATTKISSON, THE 21st CENTURY IDA TARBELL, WROTE THIS 2018 PIECE REGARDING THE FBI’s ALREADY-EXPOSED MISDEEDS – It’s HERE. Many, many more of the FBI’s scandals have come to light since then. 

A JUNE 2018 LOOK AT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES UP TO THAT DATE – It’s HERE.

democrat republican or awakeA TAKE OF MINE THAT UPSET SOME MEMBERS OF BOTH MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES – Excerpt: “The Watergate and Vietnam War era forced some of the political right in America to face up to the flaws in their vision AND in their heroes. The political left in America are perpetual children who STILL refuse to ever face up to the flaws in THEIR vision and THEIR heroes.” And that’s even more relevant here in 2023. HERE

PER THE DEMOCRATS AT SNOPES – The Obama Administration placed illegal immigrant children with a human trafficking ring. Snopes verified this, ON JUNE 20th 2018 and reminded the public about the 2014-2015 investigation and criminal indictment related to this grotesque tragedy. Click HERE for the Snopes item and HERE for the larger story.  Continue reading

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FOUR BEST BOURBONS FOR YOUR FRONTIERADO CELEBRATIONS

crossed pistolsHere at Frontierado international headquarters things are as hectic as you would imagine with the Frontierado holiday coming up on Friday, August 4th. As always, Frontierado celebrates the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Balladeer’s Blog is not affiliated with any of the following brands.

These are my four best bourbons for your celebrations this year, starting with my newest addition to the list.

larceny bourbonLARCENY BOURBON – Making its debut on the Bourbon Breakdown for Frontierado is this Kentucky Bourbon which meets my usual standard of letting you blow flies out of the air after a swig.

I prefer Barrel Strength at ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-THREE POINT TWO PROOF (123.2 proof). 

This whiskey is distilled from 68% corn, 20% wheat, and 12% malted barley. For the next 6-8 years it ages in barrels made from charred American Oak. You can drink it straight or as a mix for your Cactus Jacks. 

iron skull logoIRON SMOKE BOURBON – Hunker down with some Iron Smoke Bourbon to help you and yours celebrate Frontierado. 

The people at Iron Smoke amusingly call their cask strength bourbon “Casket Strength.” It’s ONE-HUNDRED TWENTY PROOF, making it one of the most potent potables on this list. This bourbon goes with any celebration.  Continue reading

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JUSTICE SOCIETY: 1947 STORIES

jsa lineupFor this weekend’s light-hearted, escapist blog post about superheroes, Balladeer’s Blog goes back to the Justice Society of America, this country’s very first superteam.

Years ago, I covered the early years of the JSA, from their first appearance in December 1940 up to their December 1945 issue, which wrapped up their World War Two tales with a look at disabled veterans. Earlier this summer I covered their 1946 stories. On to 1947.

asc 33ALL STAR COMICS Vol 1 #33 (February 1947)

Title: The Revenge of Solomon Grundy

JSA Roster: The 1st Wonder Woman, Dr. Mid-Nite, Johnny Thunder, the 1st Flash, 1st Hawkman, 1st Green Lantern and 1st Atom

Villain: Solomon Grundy

Synopsis: When a storm happens to free the simple-minded monster Solomon Grundy (think of the Hulk), he wants revenge on his usual foe the Green Lantern. Grundy trashes JSA headquarters after arriving there and not finding the Lantern or any of the other team members there. He then leaves to continue his rampage.

The Justice Society members battle Solomon Grundy at a newspaper building, a home near a farm, and at a cliffside house. The monster is then suckered in to helping a group of gangsters pull off bank robberies by pretending they know where the Green Lantern is hiding from him.  Continue reading

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