MICHELLE FROM FORCE OF LIGHT ON STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE

michelle from force of light entertainmentMany readers have been asking me about my take on the latest Disney show by Harvey Weinstein’s former personal assistant Leslye Headland – The Acolyte. I checked out of Star Wars quite a few years ago, so I’m not up to date on all the Disney debacles.

Regular readers may remember my 2022 shout out to Force of Light Entertainment, a terrific YT channel by two sisters named Michelle and Natalie. Michelle (who has a PhD by the way) has kept current with the IP and skillfully dissects The Acolyte through its first three episodes.

force of light entertainmentThis pathetic series is apparently every bit as horrible as we’ve heard, but Michelle is much less sarcastic than I am when I write reviews, so her approach may be more appealing. Below is her take on the first two Acolyte episodes, but for Michelle’s review of the execrable third episode AND to subscribe to the channel Force of Light Entertainment, click HERE

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A NEW FOOL KILLER LETTER FROM 2019

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT, CLICK HERE

Fool Killer garbPART TWENTY: In a surprising development Balladeer’s Blog was contacted by THE actual Fool Killer. Using Jimmy Neutron-level science I determined that this correspondent was indeed the actual supernatural figure who had been at large in America since the 1830s.

After some introductory email exchanges the Fool Killer confirmed for me that Jesse Holmes was not his real name but he often used it as his alias going back to Charles Napoleon Bonaparte Evans’ original publication of The Fool Killer Letters from roughly 1850 to around 1880.

The roaming vigilante stated that since there was absolutely nothing that I or any other mortals could do to stop him from slaying whenever and wherever he pleased he was happy to answer assorted questions for me. He did so in the following email:

Fool Killer condensedComing to you as I wander in search of fools to kill, as usual a murder of crows following in my wake to feast upon the ample corpses I leave behind me in my travels.

Eddie, or Mr. Wozniak or Balladeer or however you prefer to be addressed, I noticed from your queries that you have that modern-day obsession with wanting definitive answers. I’m not able to provide them regarding my exact nature nor would I if I WAS able.

Your tracing of my origins to the Tennessee Hills of the 1830s was part of the reason I contacted you. I figured your perseverance and your perceptive comments about the Hill Portughee or Melungeons importing tales of Longstaff from Portugal showed you deserved to be my new correspondent. You’re no Charles Evans or James L Pearson but I’ve been a mighty long time without a confidant so you’ll do.

My birth around 1830 was roughly as recounted in Mountain Legends. I can correct the record on one particular item, though. My Daddy, whatever he really was, was not THE Devil. Not even I could have overcome Satan himself like I did and driven him from the Tennessee Hills. He may have been “A” devil or demon or maybe something from another world. Maybe he was just a relic from Earth’s distant past or some unknown thing that walked up from the very bottom of the ocean. Continue reading

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JANUARY 2022: A LOOK BACK

FOR PART ONE (2016) OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE FROM INDEPENDENT VOTER SITE BALLADEER’S BLOG CLICK HERE.

biden family values sampleINVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST REPORTS THAT THE BIDEN FAMILY HAS RECEIVED 31 MILLION DOLLARS FROM INDIVIDUALS IN CHINA’S INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY. More HERE. And HERE.

NBC NEWS POLL: SEVENTY-TWO PERCENT SAY JOE BIDEN HAS THE COUNTRY GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.

PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTERS DEMOCRAT NANCY PELOSI AND HUSBAND GROW EVEN WEALTHIER FROM CHINA. And what about Nancy’s insider trading scandals, too?

BIDEN POLICY WILL MAKE MONTHLY HEALTH CARE COSTS SKYROCKET.

tulsi gabbard heroicCOURAGEOUS TULSI GABBARD POINTS OUT THAT JOE BIDEN IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO DIVIDE US.

DEMOCRAT ATROCITY ROUNDUP: JANUARY 28th

BIDEN’S MISOGYNY: HE CONTEMPTUOUSLY TELLS A FEMALE REPORTER SHE ASKED A “STUPID QUESTION” AND HIS HANDLERS PREVENT THE PRESS FROM FOLLOWING UP. More HERE. Under Biden’s predecessor, this would have been treated as “the Apocalypse of the Week” by Democrat media outlets and declared a “war on the free press.”  Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION – AFTER LONDON (1885)

after londonAFTER LONDON aka WILD ENGLAND (1885) – Written by Richard Jefferies. A post-apocalypse saga in which the shifting of the Earth’s axis has reduced the British Isles to a medieval level with feral animals and pockets of toxic wasteland. There are scattered “kingdoms” and roving bands of marauders but no contact with the world outside the area. 

The setting is roughly 130 years after a dark celestial body passed very close to Earth, tilting the axis, unleashing tectonic shifts, damaging the climate, and altering the planet’s magnetic field. The post-apocalypse kingdoms are separated by toxic, uninhabitable regions and by forests filled with altered, deadly dogs, cattle and hogs.

after london or wild englandThe Thames and Severn Rivers have backed up, forming a large central lake in England. What was once London is a toxic marsh so deadly to human life that its gases and vapors, when carried by the winds, kill or drive mad humans exposed to them.

The buildings and streets of central London are covered in a black liquid – seemingly from deep beneath the Earth – that chokes out all life. Continue reading

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THURSDAY’S GAME (1972, 1974) A CAST FROM 1970s TV HEAVEN

thursdays gameTHURSDAY’S GAME (1972, 1974) – Completed in 1972 and intended for theaters, this film sat on the shelf and was ultimately reedited as a made for tv movie complete with those fades to black going into commercial breaks.  Thursday’s Game isn’t bad, but it will work best for viewers of a certain age or young trivia buffs who will appreciate all the incredible tv stars from the time period.

James Brooks, producer and co-creator of The Mary Tyler Moore Show wrote the screenplay, which is not meant for belly laughs but for broad smiles, occasional out-loud laughter and introspective humor regarding marriages and careerism in 1970s New York. Think of this telefilm as a combination of a typical James Brooks sitcom and a half-baked imitation of Neil Simon plays from back then. 

thursdays game geneGene Wilder and Bob Newhart star as Harry Evers and Marvin Ellison, respectively. Harry is the producer of a poorly rated daytime gameshow, while Marvin is a clothier needing a hot new fashion idea to save his company.

When the Thursday Night poker game they’ve been attending for a few years falls apart over welching on debts, Harry and Marvin decide to keep getting together every Thursday, just the two of them, but they tell their wives they’re still going out to the poker game.    Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: JUNE TENTH

It’s another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog.

breaking bidenEVEN THE DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET POLITICO IS REPORTING ON THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY. Good thing for Crooked Joe Biden he was already pronounced mentally unfit to stand trial. (Yet somehow is fine to remain in office.) More Biden Crime Family coverage HERE.

DEMOCRAT PROSECUTOR IN ATLANTA SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR SEVEN YEARS FOR ILLEGALLY USING FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS IN COVID FUNDS FOR HER OWN LUXURIES. Have I mentioned lately that America’s career politicians tend to be white-collar criminals? I thought I had.

EXCELLENT BREAKDOWN ON DEMOCRATS AND THEIR OFTEN UNCONSTITUTIONAL WAR ON DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.  

amber rose and trumpAMBER ROSE HEROICALLY DOUBLES DOWN ON HER TRUMP SUPPORT, SAYING “WE’RE NOT BRAINWASHED ANYMORE BY THE LEFT.” More HERE.  

BIDEN REGIME AGAIN INSTRUCTING THE BORDER PATROL TO SIMPLY RELEASE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAUGHT AT THE BORDER. Over seventeen million illegals entering the U.S. under the Biden Regime aren’t enough, apparently, so Biden makes it even easier for them while publicly pretending he’s clamping down.

DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOME EXPOSED FOR ILLEGALLY BILLING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR OVER FIFTY-TWO MILLION DOLLARS IN HEALTH CARE COSTS FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.  

brandon tatum picBRANDON TATUM COURAGEOUSLY HIGHLIGHTS PRO-TRUMP VIDEO. Be sure to read the comments!

POPULIST PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP CONTINUES TO SCORE HUGE CROWDS AT HIS RALLIES. People see through the temporary conviction which will clearly be overturned during the appeals process. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: WNBA RESULTS

indiana feverINDIANA WANTS THEM – The INDIANA FEVER (3-9) took it on the road against the WASHINGTON MYSTICS (0-11).

The Fever were on top 28-19 to end the 1st Quarter, but Washington cut that to a mere 42-40 edge at Halftime. After the break, the teams went blow for blow and basket for basket, with Indiana holding on for an 85-83 win. Rookie sensation CAITLIN CLARK led the Fever with THIRTY points, while her teammate NaLyssa Smith logged a Double Double of 10 points and 10 rebounds. Continue reading

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ROM THE SPACEKNIGHT AND THE MARVEL UNIVERSE

rom spaceknightThis weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at licensed I.P. Rom the Spaceknight’s crossovers with Marvel Comics characters.

NOTE: Rom: Spaceknight was a popular toy item decades ago and – as they did with the Micronauts – Marvel Comics licensed the rights to do comic book stories about the figure. Marvel’s Rom was a Spaceknight from the far-off planet Galador.

           The Spaceknights of Galador were humanoids genetically grafted to their high-tech armor. They traveled the universe to fight the vile alien race the Dire Wraiths, who used advanced science, black magic and their own shape-shifting abilities to conquer planets and prey on their inhabitants. Marvel eventually made the shape-shifting Dire Wraiths an offshoot of their own company’s Skrulls.

Dire Wraiths had already infiltrated powerful organizations around the world by impersonating humans after doing away with them. This series featured a lot of story elements that Marvel would subsequently reuse in assorted Skrull invasion tales.  

rom 5ROM Vol 1 #5 (April 1980)

Title: A House is Not a Home

Villains: The House of Shadows, Hellhounds of the Dark Nebula

Synopsis: Dr. Strange sensed that his long-ago foe the House of Shadows had returned to Earth. The house was really a sentient entity from another dimension. It preyed upon Earthlings who entered it due to its “haunted house” reputation until Strange defeated it and exiled it.

In West Virginia, Rom and two of his human allies, Brandy Clark and Steve Jackson, are pursued by Hellhounds (humanoid creatures from the Dark Nebula) sicced on them by the Dire Wraiths. They seek shelter in the House of Shadows, but Dr. Strange’s mystic warning helps Rom send the house back into exile before it can kill him and the others. Continue reading

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TRADER HORN (1927) PART FOUR

Balladeer’s Blog continues reviewing the 1927 book Trader Horn, the quasi-autobiographical account of the British Trade Agent Alfred Aloysius Horn’s adventures in Africa during the late 1800s. For Part One click HERE.

trader horn moviePART FOUR – We pick up this time with Trader Horn’s reflection on how the British and German firms in Africa dominated the European trade in ivory and rubber, while France was a distant third. There were whispers that the French (whom Horn referred to far more insultingly than he ever referred to the indigenous Africans) were strategizing about using their Colonial Governments to limit the success of Great Britain and the German Empire wherever they could.

The French and Belgians also pressed further and further into Central Africa, encountering tribes who had literally never seen white people before. Alfred’s employers at Hatson & Cookson kept him closer to the coast, but he added the Como, Remwe, and Belagona Rivers to his trading route.

All the trading firms in Africa at the time had their expeditions fired upon by Fan tribesmen, and Trade Agent Horn’s were no exception. As the years rolled by, Alfred was moved to a higher position with his firm. Continue reading

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JUNE SIXTH AND SEVENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

The latest current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog.

david hilliardACTIVIST DAVID HILLIARD COURAGEOUSLY EXPRESSES HIS SUPPORT FOR DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. He’s known Trump since Trump was a college student, the historical man of color stated. “Trump’s a friend of African Americans, and I knew Trump from the 1960s in New York, where he comes from, and he’s a friend to African Americans,” Hilliard continued. “I mean, he’s not a racist. He’s not a racist, fascist, white man. He supported Black people.”

DEMOCRAT OMERTA.

Trump never called racist til running against DemocratsTHE NUMBER OF JOBLESS CLAIMS JUMPS UP YET AGAIN. Joe Biden’s policies continue to crush the working class and the poor.

GEORGIA COURT OF APPEALS SMACKS DOWN PARTISAN ANTI-TRUMP PROSECUTOR

FINANCIERS BACKING A TEXAS-BASED STOCK EXCHANGE. The move of big money out of corrupt, partisan New York City after its political persecution of Donald Trump continues. More history in the making.

BIDEN REGIME ILLEGALLY GRANTS DE FACTO AMNESTY TO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

UNFIT JOE BIDEN SOILS HIMSELF AGAIN DURING D-DAY CEREMONY AT NORMANDY. He also screwed up his speech and fell asleep, prompting his wife Jill to nudge him awake

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DEMOCRAT PARTY

ILLINOIS JUDGE RULES UN-CONSTITUTIONAL A DEMOCRAT-BACKED LAW WHICH WOULD HAVE PREVENTED REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FROM BEING ON THE BALLOTS IN NOVEMBER. The Democrats still prefer to try winning elections via unconstitutional means while pretending to care about “democracy.” #WALKAWAY from the fascistic party of the Democrats like so many of us already have.

ARIZONA JUDGE RULES THAT DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR HOBBS VIOLATED THE CONSTITUTION BY APPOINTING THIRTEEN DEPARTMENT HEADS WITHOUT STATE SENATE APPROVAL. Such constitutional checks and balances are nuisances to the criminally minded Democrats in office.

CONGRESSIONAL HEARING REVEALS ADDITIONAL ARGUMENTS FOR WHY POLITICAL PARTISAN JACK SMITH’S APPOINTMENT AS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Continue reading

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