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OBAMA AND REAGAN: TWO DEMAGOGUES

Two repulsive sides of the same ugly coin.

Two repulsive sides of the same ugly coin.

President’s Day is almost here! Regular readers know how much I despise both Barack Obama (Liberal Democrat) and Ronald Reagan (Conservative Republican) and it’s largely for the same reasons. Consider the following:

Barack Obama is a lying demagogue who spouts nothing but mindless left-wing dogma that panders to the prejudices of his unquestioning Liberal worshippers.

Ronald Reagan was a lying demagogue who spouted nothing but mindless right-wing dogma that pandered to the prejudices of his unquestioning Conservative worshippers.

Barack Obama is supported by comfortable, callous and unfeeling creatures who refuse to acknowledge the genuine pain and suffering caused by his ill-considered policies. Continue reading

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U.S. PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO OBAMA

It’s President’s Day Weekend! Three days of basketball and being reminded about how the Democratic and Republican Parties stick us with pieces of garbage like Barack Obama and George W Bush. Here are some pros and cons of the more recent presidents.  

Eisenhower34. DWIGHT EISENHOWER – Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember, the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!)

Nickname: Uncle Milty

Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime. 

Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.

35. JOHN F KENNEDY – Motto: “Thank God for television!”

Nickname: FDR  

Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally. 

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OBAMA’S ACTIONS AGAIN RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Not only did Barack Obama get horrible grades in college but he’s been a failure as president, too. Once again a federal court has ruled unconstitutional his overreach on executive orders. This time it was the Fifth Circuit Court slapping Obama and the subject was Little Barry’s unconstitutional amnesty to illegal aliens, who matter more to him than the suffering poor of the country.

Over two dozen times now this weak, inept and crooked little man has been put in his place by courts – which have had to step in because Congress has failed in its responsibilities over and over again.

Oh, and for Little Barry’s fans – unless you clueless fools (who tend to think we never landed on the moon and that the Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks) think you understand enough about the Separation of Powers (the lines along which the decision rested) to go head to head on it don’t even try your usual lame attempts at justifying Barry’s actions.

And don’t bother whining to me about not showing this piece of garbage any respect. I’ve never shown any other American president any respect and I’m not about to start with the worst one ever.  Continue reading

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MICHELLE OBAMA REPLACES NANCY REAGAN AS AMERICA’S WORST FIRST LADY EVER

Michelle "Bowser" Obama

Michelle “Bowser” Obama

For a different kind of President’s Day treat Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a truly repulsive person who has managed to surpass the pompous, snobbish and callous Nancy Reagan to become America’s Worst First Lady Ever.

MICHELLE OBAMA – Bitter and hate-filled, this cosmically unlikeable figure has been stripped of her right to practice law just like her corrupt husband. Michelle is an overt racist whose loathing of everyone who is not an African-American is right out in the open for all to see.

Michelle is such a repulsive figure that when Barack was elected she was ill-mannered enough to say it was the first time she wasn’t ashamed of the country. Only a piece of absolute garbage would do this. It’s like being invited into someone’s house and telling them “This is the first time I’ve been in your house and it hasn’t stunk like an open sewer.”

Michelle Obama uglyMichelle Obama embodies the term “Redneck of Color” with her ignorance and her lack of social graces and we can all happily tell her she represents the first time we as a nation have had to be ashamed of our First Lady. Michelle, like Barack, is a beneficiary of Affirmative Action, which she admits in one of her anecdotes that she glories in telling, even though she gets it wrong.

She talks about how she was told her grades weren’t good enough to get into Princeton … yet she got in anyway because of minority set-asides established by those eeeevilll white people she hates so much. When Michelle tells this story she words it like it’s an “I showed them” story, as if it’s a personal triumph on her part.

Michelle Obama scowlUh, no, clueless little Michelle. It would be a personal triumph if the story concluded “… But I studied hard and raised my grades so that I got in ANYWAY!” It’s hilarious to see her tell this story repeatedly (it’s even on youtube) yet never realize what an asshole she comes off as. Continue reading

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U.S. PRESIDENTS: PROS AND CONS

Fun Fact: Barbara Bush patterned her “look” after Millard Fillmore

In honor of the President’s Day Holiday weekend Balladeer’s Blog will present some of my quick takes on each of the 44 men who have stayed one step ahead of the law while occupying the office.

1. GEORGE WASHINGTON – Motto – “Screw taking a salary as a General, just bill ’em outrageously for your expenses!”  *** Nickname: The First Lady of Broadway *** Pro: Established the precedent of stepping down after 2 terms max.  Con: Owned other human beings.

2. JOHN ADAMS – Motto – ” A day without alienating someone is like a day without sunshine.” *** Nickname: Boom-Boom *** Pro: Was almost fanatically honest.  Con: Alienated nearly everyone except his wife Abigail.

3. THOMAS JEFFERSON – Motto: ” What’s with that painting where I look like Bea Arthur?” *** Nickname: The Pompous Hypocrite *** Pro:  Continue reading

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OBAMA: MORE SLEAZINESS FROM THE 21st CENTURY NIXON

THE CROOK TRYING TO MAKE HIS GETAWAY.

THE CROOK TRYING TO MAKE HIS GETAWAY.

Barack Obama has turned out to be the most incompetent and corrupt U.S. president in history. In addition to the long list of established scandals plaguing this weak, inept and crooked little man a new element has been added. This week forty-seven of the Inspectors General who independently monitor governmental offices to uncover fraud, waste and mismanagement have appealed to Congress for help.

The white-collar criminals of the Obama Administration have been covering up, stonewalling and refusing to cooperate with those agencies THE WAY THAT PAST PRESIDENTS OF BOTH PARTIES HAVE COOPERATED. From the Justice Department down to the Chemical Safety Board the Inspectors General have jointly appealed to Congressional leaders to do their jobs and take action against the lawless administration.

Obama’s most repulsive feature is this way he has cynically exploited the fact that he is the country’s first African American president by frequently violating the separation of powers and his oath of office, relying on the country’s genuine good will to skate by. Continue reading

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OBAMA VOTED THE WORST PRESIDENT OF THE POST- WORLD WAR TWO ERA

THE WORST U.S. PRESIDENT OF THE POST-WORLD WAR TWO ERA

THE WORST U.S. PRESIDENT OF THE POST-WORLD WAR TWO ERA

In the recent CBS News/ Quinnipiac University Poll Americans quite correctly voted Barack Obama the worst U.S. president of the post- World War Two era. How appropriate that, just in time for the July 4th holiday Little Barry Obama won this distinction since he is exactly the type of pompous, clueless, corrupt and self-satisfied ass that we declared our independence from back in 1776! Continue reading

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OBAMA: IS HE STUPID IN ADDITION TO BEING WEAK, INEPT AND CROOKED?

Obama DerpWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally. Presented for your convenience is this week’s handy guide to the latest disasters and embarrassments of the Obama administration – the most laughable and larcenous in American history.

A. IT’S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD – Mad Magazine, an American institution for decades, unleashed their latest anti- Obama broadside: a mock version of the Saving Private Ryan movie posters ridiculing Little Barry’s absurd and ill- considered deal to release FIVE Al Qaeda heavy- hitters in exchange for AN AMERICAN DESERTER SUSPECTED OF COLLABORATING WITH HIS CAPTORS!? Continue reading

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RESIGNATION FRIDAY: OBAMA SMELLS MORE LIKE NIXON BY THE DAY

The piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history's shoes

The piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes

With the resignation this afternoon of Jay Carney on top of the earlier resignation of Obama’s designated fall guy for the V.A. scandal the weak, inept and crooked little Barack Obama gives off more and more of the same stench that Richard Nixon did. Now who will Little Barry throw to the wolves over the IRS scandal, Benghazi, the outing of the CIA Chief of Station in Afghanistan and the countless other criminal investigations still plaguing this piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics? Continue reading

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EVEN OTHER DEMOCRATS AND CNN ARE FINDING IT HARDER TO IGNORE OBAMA’S UTTER INEPTITUDE

Obama FubarWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. As Little Barry Obama’s list of debacles grows ever longer CNN informs us that even other Democrats are breaking omerta to discuss how clueless and incompetent he is. Plus usually reliable Democratic party house organs like the Boston Globe and the Los Angeles Times have chimed in with disgust on Obama’s rather pathetic performance when it comes to anything outside of reading speeches off a teleprompter.  Continue reading

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