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FUNKY FERGUSON: HELD OVER ANOTHER SMASH WEEK

Hands Up Don't Shoot

Unidentified black men making with the ubiquitous new hand-signal which means “I have a very small penis.”

FUNKY FERGUSON – This late December release continues to absolutely dominate the box office. Funky Ferguson is the title character of this very dark satire which uses the style and structure of 1970’s blaxploitation films to comment on the horrific events in Ferguson, MO. Continue reading

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MUHAMMAD BATHING IN BLOOD: GUTSY GERMAN MAG’S COVER

"NO! MUSLIMS CANNOT MURDER OUR FREEDOMS"

“NO! MUSLIMS CANNOT MURDER OUR FREEDOMS”

The German publication the Berliner Kurier continued showing defiance to Muslim fanatics and their would-be Kapos in the west. Islam is always the rabid animal retarding the rest of the world’s social progress and the ugly Muslim habit of wanting to stifle freedom wherever they go MUST be opposed.  

The misogyny, homophobia and superstitious savagery of Islam is incompatible with diverse societies and Muslims expect “understanding” and “tolerance” to be a one-way street.

A depiction of their child-raping “prophet” (snicker) bathing in blood while reading a copy of Charlie Hebdo is much more daring than anything the gutless newspapers in America will run. At any rate all religions are nonsense but Islam is the only one that continues living in the 7th Century. Continue reading

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MUSLIMS SLAUGHTER THOUSANDS IN NIGERIA

To clueless American Liberals this Boko Haram figure is the Che Guevara of tomorrow.

To clueless American Liberals this Boko Haram figure is the Che Guevara of tomorrow. Look for him on the T-shirts of pretentious undergrads at a university near you!

As we have all seen, in Islam a day without killing as many people as you can is like a day without sunshine. If you can’t kill non-Muslims they feel you should AT LEAST be killing other Muslims who interpret the ridiculous Koran differently.

Boko Haram, the well-known Nigerian franchise in the global I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) cartel, took a break from kidnapping women, mutilating their genitals, raping and killing them to simply kill and kill and kill today. These 21st Century Nazis swept through more than a dozen villages leaving thousands of corpses in their wake.

Their reason? Don’t worry – the world’s spineless apologists for Islam will come up with one for them. I’m sure an indignant Ben Affleck feels the excitable young lads just went looking for some sandwiches when their victims committed the “Islamophobic” act of getting in the way of Boko Haram’s bullets, knives, machetes, etc.  

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY,  MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

I’ll never become a Conservative but the reason I stopped considering myself a Liberal long ago was because of the way American Liberals in particular dropped to their bellies after the 9-11 attacks and decided to crawl for Islam. Prior to those attacks it was commonplace in Liberal circles to have conversations about what could be done to deal with the Muslim world, which made the worst of America’s Red States look like California by comparison. After those attacks it became clear what cowardly hypocrites American Liberals are and they’ve been working overtime to prove it ever since.

The world needs to remember the way Liberals are behaving through all this. Decades from now, when it becomes painfully obvious through hindsight that EVERYONE with a conscience should have been speaking out about Islam – in other words, when it becomes SAFE to speak out against it – American Liberals will slither out from their hiding places in academia, entertainment and politics and will PRETEND that they were the ones who led the world in speaking out about Islam.

Decades from now when it's safe Liberals will pretend they led the world in condemning Muslim homophobia, misogyny and general intolerance.

Decades from now when it’s safe Liberals will pretend they led the world in condemning Muslim homophobia, misogyny and general intolerance.

LIBERALS WILL TRY ONCE AGAIN TO REWRITE HISTORY TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THOSE OF US OPPOSING MUSLIM FANATICS HERE IN THE EARLY 21st CENTURY WERE LIBERALS. They will sit around like they always do pompously pretending that if THEY had been alive back then naturally they would have had the courage to speak out about Islam’s abuses. They’ve done this with so many issues. Opposing slavery, opposing Nazis, the Civil Rights struggle for African-Americans, etc.

Once it becomes safe Liberals are happy to pretend they were championing a dangerous cause all along. For now, we see every day what cowards they are. The reason I always include posts like this in my “Liberals and Conservatives” category is because Liberals are de facto Muslim fanatics. They defend and enable every atrocity perpetrated by Islam.

To put it another way: EVERY GUTLESS LIBERAL DEFENDING ISLAM TODAY WILL BE PRETENDING THEY OPPOSED IT THE MINUTE THE COAST IS CLEAR. Continue reading

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MESSAGE TO MUSLIM SAVAGES: JE SUIS CHARLIE

Je Suis CharlieWhat kind of savages kill people for drawing pictures? Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. Today everyone with a backbone (which of course leaves out the gutless apologists for Islam) is expressing solidarity with the dozen human beings slain at Charlie Hebdo magazine in France. That magazine is one of the few publications that has the courage to openly criticize Islam, the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. In 2011 Islamofascists firebombed the publication’s offices and yesterday the superstitious animals mounted a terrorist attack at the magazine’s offices, killing twelve and wounding over twenty others.

Killed by superstitious savages.

Killed by superstitious savages.

JE SUIS CHARLIE (“I am Charlie”) is that show of solidarity demonstrating that the rabid madmen of Islam will not shut down freedom of expression no matter how many cowardly politicians or spineless celebrities like Ben Affleck kowtow to them.

Day after day, decade after decade, century after century Islam is always the rabid animal retarding the rest of the world’s social progress. All religions are nonsense but Islam is the sole remaining untamed beast among them. Everywhere around the globe where Islam comes into contact with other cultures violence erupts because of Islam’s incompatibility with diverse cultures. Muslims forever expect the rest of the world to live centuries in the past like they do and to accomodate their savage superstitions.

There are people dear to me who are female. I’ve seen how Islam treats them. There are people dear to me who are gay. I’ve seen how Islam treats them. There are people dear to me who are Christian, Jewish and other religions and I have seen how the fascist animals of Islam treat them, too. Islam needs to be opposed, not appeased. Opposed loudly and daily. 

He Drew FirstTHERE IS NO GOD NAMED ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD THE BLOOD-SOAKED CHILD RAPIST WAS A FALSE PROPHET. I don’t show reverence for any of the other religions in the world and I’m not about to make an exception for the most barbaric one of them all. It is LONG past time for Muslims to engage in some collective introspection and to stop blaming violence on the dead victims of their co-religionists. Their irrational religion is no better than any other and these repulsive animals cannot kill just because their delicate, outdated sensibilities are offended in some way.

Charlie Hebdo CoverOur elected officials have shown repeatedly that they have no intention of doing their jobs by keeping innocent people safe from Muslim savagery. Instead they try to prevent the rest of us from having the freedom to criticize Islam on charges of “hate speech” and “racism”. Islam is not a race. It’s barely even a religion at this point. It’s becoming nothing but a disease of the mind and a political sham that attracts barbarians incapable of creativity – frustrated, hate-filled savages who resent a world they cannot comprehend and therefore lash out by killing and killing and killing some more. Continue reading

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THE FIVE MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2014

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of work from the year just past. The number one entry will shock you.

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

5. THE WORLD’S A STAGE – Yes, I know this film was not the most daring of things, but that’s why it’s in last place on the list. The World’s A Stage still went where other movies fail to go in this age of celebrity worship. Actors in a popular political drama let their roles go to their heads and begin putting on airs as if they are as authoritative as the characters they play.

The foolish voters actually think the actors and actresses must have real gravitas and elect them to high office with hilariously disastrous results.   The idiocy of taking shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable celebrities seriously when it comes to complex real-world issues is magnificently lampooned in this comedy. Think Aristophanes or Eupolis but in a 21st Century setting. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/02/26/movie-review-the-worlds-a-stage-2014/

4. AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – This television series was like the flip side of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The title organization, I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) were violent practitioners of a blood-soaked religion which was never named on the show. Various fan theories developed over what religion was being criticized by the program.

The television series depicted agents of I.S.L.A.M. roaming the world and beheading people, mutilating the genitals of women, slitting the throats of infants and countless other acts of random violence against innocent human beings. This was the must-see show of 2014 but the creative team behind the program better stop being so coy in 2015 and finally reveal what religion the show is referring to. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/07/02/new-television-series-agents-of-i-s-l-a-m/  Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND THE WORD “TERRORIST”

A REMINDER OF WHAT IS AT STAKE IN THE CLASH BETWEEN THE CIVILIZED WORLD WITH ALL ITS FLAWS AND THE SUPERSTITIOUS SAVAGERY OF ISLAM

A REMINDER OF WHAT IS AT STAKE IN THE CLASH BETWEEN THE CIVILIZED WORLD WITH ALL ITS FLAWS AND THE SUPERSTITIOUS SAVAGERY OF ISLAM

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes Liberals and Conservatives. As I’ve often stated I feel hostility toward Conservatives but for Liberals I feel absolute contempt. The predictable Liberal reaction to the Muslim terrorist attacks in Canada last week provided more examples for me to cite.  

“It’s been a tough week for Canadian Muslims.” – That was the actual line used by a Canadian Liberal who, typically for western Liberals, is a spineless, groveling enabler of Muslim violence. They used the line in Canada’s National Post to start a story dealing with the two separate attacks by Muslim terrorists last week. Do an online search if you’re skeptical.  

Glenn Greenwald, another typical coward who crawls for Islam every chance he gets was chiding his own country for the outpouring of grief over the incidents. Like all western Liberals Greenwald apparently feels that if you’re killed by a Muslim you had it coming to you. Huffy little Glenn was especially indignant that news reports were calling the attackers “terrorists.” Continue reading

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MICHAEL MANN CAPTIONING FUN

WEARY OF BEING RIDICULED FOR HIS BOGUS CLAIM OF BEING A NOBEL PRIZE WINNER THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN ADOPTED A NEW SLOGAN: "MICHAEL MANN - THE SECOND N IS SILENT!"

WEARY OF BEING RIDICULED FOR HIS BOGUS CLAIM OF BEING A NOBEL PRIZE WINNER THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN ADOPTED A NEW SLOGAN: “MICHAEL MANN – THE SECOND N IS SILENT!”

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BENGHAZI: OBAMA’S WATERGATE CONTINUES TO DOG HIM … AND RIGHTLY SO

A piece of political sewage who bubbled and gurgled up from the cesspool of Chicago politics.

A piece of political sewage who bubbled and gurgled up from the cesspool of Chicago politics.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally. After a legal battle of nearly two years (“Dude” as Obama’s graceless NSA advisor emeritus Tommy Vietor said last night) the Obama administration was forced to release more information on the Benghazi scandal and coverup. (These repeated new releases of incriminating details after prolonged legal battles are another way this is like Watergate, by the way)

To the surprise of nobody but Little Barry’s unquestioning legion of fascistic followers the latest release verifies that, par for the course, Obama’s administration was once again LYING about the attack at the U.S. diplomatic compound. Four Americans, including our Ambassador, died in the terrorist attack but Obama’s White House lied and ORDERED OTHERS TO LIE to cover it all up because the 2012 election was fast approaching. To a piece of absolute filth like Obama it was better to let those people die by neglecting the need for more security AND by ignoring their desperate pleas for help. Yes, better to do that than have the voters realize that Al Qaeda was NOT on the run as he claimed.

As I stated in 2012 the whole incident seemed like Obama’s people were terrified Benghazi would become his version of the Tet Offensive which put the lie to Lyndon Johnson’s claims that the Vietnam War was on the verge of being won. To a repulsive demagogue like Little Barry it was much easier to let them die and then have an innocent man arrested by claiming that his youtube video which showed irreverence to Islam was really to blame and that the pre-planned attack was really a “spontaneous protest”.

I don’t know how dead inside Obama must be to do something like that and then to LIE OVER THE COFFINS OF THE VICTIMS OF YOUR OWN VENALITY AND NARCISSISM. This nauseating little toad of a man has gone out of his way to prove he is the worst president the United States has ever had.  Continue reading

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BLACK OAK ARKANSAS: THE OFFICIAL BAND OF FRONTIERADO

Black Oak ArkansasThe Frontierado holiday is just a little over 3 months away so here is the first related post for the calendar year. As the Lifetime Commissioner of Frontierado I am empowered to designate an Official Band for that greatest of all holidays! In keeping with my blog’s theme of emphasizing those things which are neglected I’ve named Black Oak Arkansas as the Offical Band of Frontierado. Headed by legendary front man Jim Dandy, whom David Lee Roth always pointed to as a huge influence, this country-rock/ r&b band thoroughly kicked ass. Click here for a quick (3 minute) representation of the group’s sound:

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THE MUSLIM MARATHON MASSACRE: ONE YEAR LATER

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

BREAKING NEWS: Liberals and Conservatives still suck.

Yes it was a year ago that the world got another reminder about the blood-soaked, homophobic and misogynistic savagery called Islam when the Tsarnaev brothers set off explosives at the Boston Marathon and seemed proud of it. As if the attack itself wasn’t repulsive enough the American media made it even worse by once again showing their ugly biases. Remember how they spent a few days implying that since the attack happened on Tax Day it must have been Tea Party members (the favorite bogeymen of the American left) who set off the explosives? When the culprits turned out to be Muslims those same outlets looked even more foolish than they usually do. Yes, whiny Liberals, I know Fox News Channel and talk radio show conservative bias but all the other news outlets show liberal bias that is at least as blatant. Grow up and deal with it already.

As I pointed out last year after the attacks were revealed to be Islamic in nature and not tax-related: Continue reading

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