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I am passionately interested in college sports, ancient Greek comedies, bad/weird movies, mythology, the American Revolution, Puck Magazine, World War I, U.S. Presidential history, silent movies, the English Civil War, epic, lyric and comic poetry, U.S. Supreme Court history, the Revolutions of 1848, the Philippine War and old pulp heroes like The Moon Man, Pilot G8, Silver John and The Rio Kid.

AFTER THE THIN MAN (1936) – Dashiell Hammett’s Screenplay vs the Movie

dashiell hammett picAFTER THE THIN MAN (1936) – Previously, Balladeer’s Blog covered the neglected Sam Spade short stories that Dashiell Hammett wrote HERE. This time around I will look at the story treatment that Hammett provided the studio with regarding After the Thin Man. I feel this treatment is better than the actual shooting script and wish he had released it first as a longish short story. 

It’s shorter and less prone to the silly diversions that stretched the film version to such an unnecessary length. As you would expect, there are other differences besides the running time.

HAMMETT’S TREATMENT: The story starts out the same way as the subsequent movie. It is New Year’s Eve as Nick and Nora Charles’ train arrives back in San Francisco a few days after their highly publicized investigation of the Wynant Murder aka “The Thin Man” case. We get familiar bantering and eccentric behavior between the tipsy married couple.  Continue reading

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MAD JACK aka SIEGFRIED SASSOON -FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

mad jackMAD JACK aka SIEGFRIED SASSOON (April 15th) – A 1970 British telefilm about the young poet Siegfried Sassoon, who was awarded the Military Cross during World War One, but while on leave in 1917 criticized what he saw as the corporate and other vested interests behind the entire conflict.

Michael Jayston starred as Sassoon backed up by Michael Pennington, David Wood, Clive Swift, Charles Lewsen and Anna Barry. Directed by Jack Gold. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: FEBRUARY TWELFTH

From America, Joe “Too senile to pay for his crimes but not too senile to remain in the White House” Biden’s corporate fascist kleptocracy, here’s the latest from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog.

biden demented like his supportersAMERICA’S CAREER CRIMINALS IN OFFICE ADVANCE SIXTY BILLION DOLLARS MORE FOR UKRAINE (REALLY “KICKBACKS FOR AMERICAN POLITICIANS”) WHILE THE COUNTRY MARKS SUPERBOWL SUNDAY. Hey, who says the days of “bread and circuses” are over? More uniparty duplicity in the bill HERE.

DEMOCRATS RAMPING UP THEIR EFFORTS TO KEEP ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. OFF OF BALLOTS. Keeping one’s opponents off ballots embodies Democrats’ deranged version of “democracy.” Related: BIDEN REGIME STILL REFUSING TO GIVE RFK JR SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION.

biden ordered through the mailANOTHER DEMOCRAT CHARGED WITH ELECTION FRAUD. No matter how many of these cases come up, mindless Democrat voters still lie and say it never happens.

THE CENSORSHIP INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. More HERE.

DENVER’S DEMOCRAT MAYOR DEPRIVING AMERICAN CITIZENS OF CITY SERVICES TO SPEND THE MONEY ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS INSTEAD.

NO SURPRISE: CORPORATE MEDIA OUTLETS ARE LYING ABOUT TRUMP’S NATO REMARK. More HERE. And the opposition party still fails to keep up with the Democrats in the media arms race.

ANOTHER DEMOCRAT TEACHER ARRESTED ON CHILD SEXUAL EXPLOITATION CHARGES. I will mention once again that Democrat “teachers” (LMAO) have replaced Catholic Priests in the public’s mind when it comes to grooming and molesting children. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE BASKETBALL RESULTS FROM FEBRUARY 10th

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madonna crusaders logoDOWN GOES NUMBER SEVEN – The MADONNA UNIVERSITY CRUSADERS welcomed the number 7 team in the nation – the LOURDES UNIVERSITY GRAY WOLVES. The Crusaders dominated on both sides of the ball in the opening Half and held a 40-26 lead at the midpoint of the game. After the break the Gray Wolves weren’t able to overcome that deficit as Madonna U. won out 72-65. Brendan Young led the Crusaders with his Double Double of 26 points and 10 rebounds. His teammate Isaac Anderson had his own Double Double with 15 points and 10 rebounds.

grace college lancers gONE AND TWO ROLL – The country’s number one team – the GRACE COLLEGE LANCERS – welcomed the GOSHEN COLLEGE MAPLE LEAFS and routed them 97-61. Cade Gibbs led with 16 points and fellow Lancer Ian Scott logged a Double Double of 15 points and 11 rebounds.   ###   And the 2nd ranked LANGSTON UNIVERSITY LIONS (should be Hugheses) mauled the visiting MIDAMERICA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY EVANGELS 91-55. Anthony Roy’s 21 points led the Lions to victory. Continue reading

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AUSTRALIA’S GOLDEN AGE SUPERHEROES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero blog post looks at the 1940s & 1950s Australian-made superheroes. Back in 2015 I examined Australian-made superheroes of the 1970s and 1980s HERE.

aust captain atomCAPTAIN ATOM

Secret Identity: Larry Lockhart

Debut Year: 1948

Origin: A nuclear accident fused scientist Dr. Bikini Rador with his brother, who was a federal agent using the cover identity Larry Lockhart. This accident granted incredible superpowers and spawned the superhero called Captain Atom.

Powers: Saying the word “Exenor” would let Larry turn into his superhero form. He had Superman level strength, could fly at amazing speeds, was largely invulnerable and could shoot atomic energy blasts from his hands. Captain Atom’s ears could “hear” radio transmissions.

Comment: This Captain Atom ran from 1948 to 1954 in the Golden Age. America’s totally different Captain Atom did not debut until 1960.

atom girlATOM-GIRL

Secret Identity: Lynn Sanders

Debut Year: 1949

Origin: Lynn became Atom-Girl when gifted the futuristic technology of her brother-in-law John Grant.

She fought crime and other menaces, including aliens.

atom girl australianPowers: John Grant’s discovered “ray” gave Lynn a degree of super-strength and made her invulnerable to bullets, other weaponry and deadly gasses.

Atom-Girl wore an “atojet” flying pack on her back, an antigravity harness, a belt that could turn her invisible, plus goggles which could provide x-ray vision. She also wielded two atomic pistols and piloted an aircraft called Miss Hotshot which could change from a jet to a helicopter to a submarine.

This superheroine’s HQ was Voltara, a secret lab in central Australia. Continue reading

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JOE BIDEN: AS UNFIT AND ILLEGIT AS EVER

is this the flatHere’s the latest from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog here in a nation that’s had a corrupt, senile career criminal named Joe Biden in the White House. With Joe Biden pronounced mentally unfit to stand trial for one of his crimes, speculation is on that this will be used to put Biden beyond the law on all of the enormous number of other crimes he and the Biden Crime Family are responsible for. More HERE.

But bear in mind, no legal process was carried out. The Special Prosecutor, themselves part of the murky cesspool called America’s political system, simply declared that Biden seems to have committed the crime in the classified documents case, but – just like with Hillary Clinton years ago – the decision to NOT pursue the case was made unilaterally. 

unfit joe bidenMeanwhile, the Republicans are quite rightly pointing out that if Joe’s condition is that bad, then Biden should step down or be removed and replaced under the 25th Amendment regarding presidential unfitness. They say that Biden should not have it both ways, as in be declared beyond the reach of the law because of how demented he is, but still be left in the office of the presidency.

breaking bidenWill the Republicans in office stick by this, or will they do what they always do and back down after pretending that they will actually do something? I don’t know. Plus, if Joe steps down, whoever the Democrats have replace him, whether it’s Michelle Obama or someone else, that may well mean the Democrats will win the presidential election in November.

The Democrats remain far out in front of the clueless Republican Party establishment in the media arms race and would likely succeed at getting voters to think that they are trying ” a fresh start” by voting for whoever has a (D) after their name, even though any Democrat will follow the same destructive policies that Biden followed. Continue reading

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QUENTIN DURWARD (1971) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

quentin durwardQUENTIN DURWARD (1971) – This French-German television series ran for 13 half-hour episodes in Germany but just 7 52-minute episodes during its initial French run.

The story is based on Sir Walter Scott’s swashbuckling novel from 1823 and the action is set during the late 1460s in Scotland and France. 

amadeus augustAmadeus August stars as Quentin Durward, a fighting young Scotsman who is the sole surviving male from his Scottish clan after a brutal clan war wiped out the rest of his family. At present he is being sheltered in a monastery where the monks have told him the only way to stop the enemy clansmen from killing him to blot out his entire bloodline is to become a monk under a vow of celibacy.

The dashing and daring Quentin is reluctant, but the decision is taken out of his hands when the enemy clan raids the monastery in search of him. Quentin manages to escape and after shaking off all pursuit reaches the English Channel. 
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TRUMBO (2015) DEMOCRAT HYPOCRISY IS HILARIOUS

The political intolerance of the shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable fools who call themselves Democrats knows no bounds. They unabashedly call for the personal and professional destruction of everyone who votes differently than they do while ignoring the fact that they are practicing their own – far more fanatical – form of McCarthyism. And they’ve destroyed far more lives. 

This movie is further proof that American Liberals are the biggest hypocrites in history.

This movie is further proof that American Democrats are the biggest hypocrites in history.

TRUMBO (2015) – How about “Are you now or have you ever been a racist or imperialist or transphobic or privileged?” Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know how sick I am of the increasingly meaningless “Liberals vs Conservatives” paradigm. It’s just that right now American leftists are far more pompous and hubristic and in need of being cut down to size.

Case in point: the movie Trumbo. Only American Democrats could be so lacking in self-awareness that they would – in the age of non-stop harassment of Trump supporters, Wokeness Police and SJW persecutors – trot out (for the millionth time) the story of Dalton Trumbo and some of the other figures who were black-listed during the Communist Witch Hunt of decades ago.

For the past few decades Democrat Archie Bunkers have been the ones black-listing and inflicting draconian punishments on people who dare to hold different political opinions than they do.

We are still suffering under the “White Supremacist” and “Privilege” Witch Hunts that American Democrats continue to pursue with the same sickeningly judgmental attitude and spurious statistics that Joe McCarthy was accused of. How many careers (and therefore lives) have we all seen ruined by the cold, merciless asses of the political left? Often over simple remarks or organizations the victims belonged to or political contributions they made YEARS earlier. Plus Democrats accuse people of being racists as a scare tactic the way accusations of being a Communist were used back then. Continue reading

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TRAVELS AND ADVENTURES OF JAMES MASSEY (1714) PART TWO

cover of trav james masseyTRAVELS AND ADVENTURES OF JAMES MASSEY (1714) – This is Part Two of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at Simon Tyssot de Patot’s work of ancient science fiction about his creation James Massey. We will pick up where we left off last time – our main character Dr. Massey and his travel mate La Foret had just been taken in by the first living human beings they encountered on the lost island.

A few days later, while our heroes were still in the very early stages of learning the language spoken in the city, James and his friend got caught up in a ritual they barely understood. Early one morning, every family in the city made their way across the major bridge with each head of household carrying their largest rooster.

For a sophomoric laugh I’ll mention that one of the lines in the book is literally “Our opposite neighbor expos’d his cock against ours; and the others did the same thing, it being a general cock-match between the people on both sides of the canal.” 

masc graveyard smallerI’ll spare all of us any details of the actual cockfights. When the fighting was over, the family whose cock lost the fight welcomed the winner’s family over to their home. The winner’s family brought along all of the food they had prepared for this eventful day, and the two families feasted and drank together the rest of the day.

The following day the holiday celebrations continued, this time with the eldest son from each family on both sides of the canal taking part in Grease Pole competitions for the prize poultry at the top of said poles. Rather than a ham or turkey, the prize in this case was one of the oversized eagles indigenous to the uncharted island.

NOTE: In Part One of my review it was established that birds, like all the other animals on the island, were much larger than they were in the outside world. For instance, a beaver the size of a bear and a 25 foot long serpent were encountered. Goats were as large as horses and were used as mounts and beasts of burden. Continue reading

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GINA CARANO: ROLES SHE WOULD BE GREAT IN

gina leaningGina Carano has proven how impressive she can be in action roles, and that got me thinking about various roles I’d like to see her in.

queen of the black coast smallerBELIT, THE QUEEN OF THE BLACK COAST – For people who aren’t fans of Robert E. Howard I’ll mention that the female pirate captain was the great love in the life of Conan the Barbarian. Queen of the Black Coast (1934) is one of the greatest Conan stories ever, but it’s a challenge casting a woman who could plausibly bring Belit (pronounced bay-LEET) to life. Enter Gina Carano, who would seem perfectly natural swinging her sword, kicking butt and barking out orders to her crew. Continue reading

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