Monthly Archives: July 2024

FRONTIERADO: THE JAYBIRD-WOODPECKER WAR IN TEXAS (1888-1889)

The Frontierado Holiday is fast approaching and will be marked Friday August 2nd this year. Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Balladeer’s Blog has covered a lot of Range Wars of the old west, and a few Mormon Wars, but this time I’ll present some politically oriented gunplay. 

jaybird woodpeckerJAYBIRD VS WOODPECKER WAR (1888-1889) – First off, let’s make sure to distinguish between JayHAWKS and JayBIRDS. Jayhawks were the anti-slavery forces in Bleeding Kansas during the 1850s. Jaybirds were in 1880s Texas and were the racist white Democrat forces trying to expel the mixed black and white Woodpeckers who had gained power from Republicans during Reconstruction after the Civil War.   

NOTE: An old song about Woodpeckers and Jaybirds had provided the names of the two factions. Democrats seized upon the name Jaybirds, which left Republicans with the name Woodpeckers.

Fort Bend County in Texas was the site of the Jaybird-Woodpecker War. As election day approached, tensions grew so high that exchanges of gunfire as well as violent beatings had broken out. Continue reading

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“CACKLING IDIOCY” – AUSTRALIAN NEWS LOOKS AT KAMALA HARRIS IN TWO VIDEOS

cackling idiocyIt’s hilarious that Democrats want everyone to forget that Kamala Harris is so much of a disaster that until a few days ago they preferred to have the face of their party be a crooked, pant-soiling, monumentally unfit creature like Joe “Showered with his daughter when she was twelve per her own diary” Biden.

kamala cacklingWhile Crooked Joe Biden lied and gasped his way through a barely coherent pack of lies and mistakes last night, Australian news has provided some recent videos breaking down the idiocy of Joe’s Vice President Kackling Kamala Harris. (And remember, both Joe Biden AND Kamala Harris come from a family of slave owners.)

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And HERE: Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A JOURNEY WITH THE FLYING FISH PROMETHEUS (1870)

Prometheus aircraftMEMOIRS FROM A JOURNEY WITH THE FLYING FISH “PROMETHEUS” (1870) – Written by Danish author Vilhelm Bergsoe. I shortened the title in the heading for this blog post. Some editions shorten it even more, to just Flying Fish Prometheus

This story was originally serialized in three issues of Illustreret Tidende from January 9th to January 23rd of 1870. Memoirs … Prometheus is a piece of speculative science fiction set in the “far off year” 1969. William Stone is the main character and narrator of the tale.

Stone is Danish and works for a company digging an underwater tunnel connecting Sweden and Denmark. Our main character receives an invitation (as a professional courtesy) to fly to Panama to witness the opening of the Panama Canal. You have to smile when speculative sci-fi is actually pessimistic about how long certain accomplishments will take. Remember the Russian sci-fi story setting the first moon landing in the year 2017?

Mascot new lookWilliam’s American colleagues send the new airship Prometheus to fetch him. The Prometheus is cigar-shaped (like so many UFOs would be described decades later) and sports wings plus propellors. Our man Stone boards the airship in Koege, along with other passengers including his love interest Anna Blue.       Continue reading

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JULY 24th ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

travolt and cowFrom Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where the opposition leader was nearly assassinated due to unheard of levels of incompetence (wink) on the part of the Secret Service, more current events.

FOR OVERSEAS READERS CURIOUS ABOUT THIS LAST-MINUTE MADNESS THAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE CHOSEN TO INFLICT ON THE NATION: There was a time several decades ago when presidential election campaigns didn’t kick off in earnest until after the nominating conventions of both major political parties.

           Believe it or not, there was a time when LABOR DAY was the traditional start of hardcore presidential campaigning. In this era of instant communication, it should be even easier to conduct such quick campaigns. Bump the nominating conventions up a few months earlier if need be.  

          joe biden and harrisYes, unlike recent decades, the candidates were not campaigning entire calendar years before our November election day. Sure, you still had Primary Season on the way to seeing who each party would nominate, but our current nonsense involving “Old Soils Himself” Joe Biden and Kamala “Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs” Harris would not be as chaotic IF campaigns still operated that way.   

           Maybe the Democrats and Republicans will look at this year and say “Hey, the less time that the opposing party has to dirty up our candidate and THE LESS TIME THEY HAVE TO EVEN KNOW WHO OUR FINAL CANDIDATE WILL BE, the better.” And from the other party’s side, why spend all that money and effort trashing one opponent only to have to switch gears completely for a new one at around the time WHEN STARTING HARDCORE CAMPAIGNING USED TO BE THE NORM? 

            Sadly, I don’t expect that to ever happen. Anyway, on to headlines.

victims ofIMPEACHMENT ARTICLES INTRODUCED AGAINST VICE PRESIDENT AND “BORDER CZAR” (LMAO) KAMALA HARRIS. Democrats have only themselves to blame for such maneuvers after they put the country through TWO false impeachments of President Trump even though they knew BOTH TIMES they had nowhere near enough votes for conviction in the Senate.

A REMINDER THAT UNDER THE NEW PARADIGM IT’S THE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE OWNED BY RICH DONORS. More HERE. Kamala is now in bed with the scuzziest plutocrats around. This is NOT the Democrat Party of FDR and JFK. 

democrat rat symbolBLACK LIVES MATTER BLASTS THE DEMOCRATS FOR “ANOINTING” THE UNTESTED AND GIGGLING KAMALA HARRIS RATHER THAN DO A QUICK MINI-PRIMARY SEASON. More HERE.

A BOSTON HERALD LOOK AT HOW JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER. But Kackling Kamala’s saying “Hold my beer!”

you know what isEXCELLENT PIECE ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS HAVE PROVEN THEY ARE THE THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. And to the working class and the poor, for that matter. More HERE. 

THE PARTY OF HATE: REPORT ON HOW THE ANTI-TRUMP PSYCHOPATH WHO RAN OVER MICHIGAN TRUMP SUPPORTERS IN HIS ATV CONFESSES, THEN TAKES HIS OWN LIFE. Yet deranged Democrats still pretend it’s Trump and his supporters who are “dangerous”. More HERE. Continue reading

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THE CISCO KID: O. HENRY’S ORIGINAL TALE

With Frontierado fast approaching on Friday August 2nd, here’s another seasonal post.

tcwTHE CABALLERO’S WAY (1907) – This was the original short story written by O. Henry in which he introduced the character called the Cisco Kid. The Caballero’s Way was first published in the July issue of Everybody’s Magazine, then was included in the anthology The Heart of the West later that year.

The Cisco Kid in this short story bears no resemblance to the Kid of later decades in pop culture. Early silent films like The Caballero’s Way (1914) and The Border Terror (1919) kept the basics of the O. Henry short story. The Kid was a selfish, ruthless, self-centered robber and hellraiser whose only admirable quality was his chivalrous refusal to harm women. 

caballeros wayThe communities in the Cisco Kid’s territory between the Frio River and the Rio Grande help hide the kid from his Texas Ranger pursuers out of fear, NOT out of any fondness for the violent killer. Also unlike later portrayals of the Kid as a good guy, Cisco is an American whose surname is Goodall and he loves to shoot Mexican men.

A romantic triangle develops among the Cisco Kid, his favorite girl Tonia Perez and Lt. Dandridge, the Texas Ranger in charge of the latest attempts to capture or kill the Kid. In O. Henry’s story, Tonia clearly prefers Dandridge and wants him to kill Cisco so they can be together without any danger from him.  Continue reading

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BAYBAYAN: EPIC MYTH FROM THE PHILIPPINES

Philippines Map 3In the past Balladeer’s Blog has examined epic myths from around the world and from many belief systems. Examples include the Navajo war god Nayanazgeni fighting the Anaye, the volcano goddess Pele and her sister Hi’i’aka from Hawaiian myths, A War Between Gods from Vietnamese mythology as well as epics from Africa like Mwindo, Bakaridjan Kone, Woi, Aiwel Longar and the Kikuyu creation epic.

From the Philippines comes this Baybayan Epic.

I. PART ONE – After Baybayan’s miraculous birth and rapid growth the demigod travels the Philippines performing miracles and gathering a huge band of followers around him. Soon, the day of apocalyptic danger arrives. CLICK HERE   

II. PART TWO – As Baybayan performs a multitude of wedding ceremonies for his disciples all the merriment ends with the arrival of the gigantic, world-destroying monster called the Makadingding. CLICK HERE   Continue reading

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COWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953)

The Frontierado holiday is celebrated the first Friday of August every year and is a celebration of the myth of the Wild West, not the grinding reality.

cowboy g menCOWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953) – A reader recently mentioned the old Robert Conrad series The Wild Wild West, and that reminded me of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. AND the much earlier television western titled Cowboy G-Men. That last series featured fictional exploits of U.S. Secret Service Agents in the old west.

The stories in Cowboy G-Men were a bit more realistic and low-key than the ones for Jim West and Brisco County Jr. but the half-hour series – in COLOR – had some interesting episodes. Russell Hayden starred as Agent Pat Gallagher and Jackie Coogan starred as Agent Stoney Crockett. Author Louis L’Amour was one of the show’s writers. 

No, the term G-Men was not around back in the 1870s but it was just a television show. Continue reading

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PRESIDENT TRUMP KNOCKS JOE BIDEN OUT OF THE RACE, PLUS MORE NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where career criminal Joe Biden acknowledged that the failed assassination of Trump meant he really had no chance against him.

KURT SCHLICHTER’S TERRIFIC TAKE ON JOE BIDEN’S MOST RECENT HUMILIATION. Here are some excerpts – “Alleged President Joe Biden’s cowardly capitulation to the will of the Democrat elite validated the cruel truth that we have always known about him – and that he has always known about himself. He’s a quitter. He’s a loser. He’s weak, and he’s stupid, the Democrat Party’s Fredo given – by default – responsibility beyond running a nightclub out in the boondocks or picking somebody up from the airport and, predictably, botching it.”

           “ … But that’s Joe – always wrong, always inept, always blowing it – yet always convinced he’s a prodigy and a visionary. It would be funny if his incompetence had not gotten so many people killed, from our troops to citizens murdered by coddled criminals and illegal aliens he invited on in.”

           And “Biden feels no shame; his crime family apparently lacks the necessary genes. … Now history will portray him as what he is, a doddering clown and a grubby, corrupt scumbag who couldn’t even stagger his way through a full term without making a fool of himself.”

… HOWEVER, IT’S NOT A PERFECT TAKE. Schlichter seems convinced that the Democrats will stick with Kamala Harris, the woman that The Party has basically admitted for months was an even worse public face than a graft-grabbing, demented crook like Joe Biden.

FOR OVERSEAS READERS, LET ME EMPHASIZE SOMETHING – Joe stepped down from the political campaign – NOT from the office he’s occupying. Kamala did not get to rise to the presidency. Democrats can publicly “endorse her” and “support her” for the inevitable “New polls show Harris trouncing Trump” stories but they DON’T have to nominate her for president at the joke of a convention that The Party will hold in a little while. 

           Behind the scenes some of the worst embodiments of what America’s cesspool of a two-party system has to offer will be maneuvering. If Kamala screws up so badly that it proves the Democrats right for not actually giving her the presidency by making Joe step down, then Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, or Gavin Newsome might still get nominated at the farce of a Democrat Convention coming up.          

ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. COURAGEOUSLY POINTS OUT HOW HIS FELLOW DEMOCRATS ARE OLIGARCHS LIKE I DESCRIBED ABOVE

THE DEMOCRATS AT THE NEW YORK TIMES WANT KAMALA HARRIS OUT OF THE RACE. As I noted, the behind the scenes fighting and throat-cutting is still going on.       

DEMOCRATS APPARENTLY CONFIDENT THAT THEIR VOTERS ARE UNINFORMED ENOUGH TO FALL FOR GAVIN NEWSOME’S (AND HILLARY’S) NON-BINDING SUPPORT FOR KAMALA HARRIS. Every prominent Party member can praise her to the skies, it STILL doesn’t mean they have to officially nominate her at the convention. If she’s as clearly unfit as Joe, “the need to preserve “Democracy, children’s smiles and puppy dogs” by beating Trump” will be used to justify installing another candidate.

ANOTHER COURT DECISION SAYS THE BIDEN REGIME CANNOT ELIMINATE STUDENT DEBT, BUT JOE KEEPS ON DOING IT ANYWAY. For SELECT people, most of whom are children of Democrat one percenters and don’t NEED it. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S WNBA RESULTS: JULY 21st EDITION

DOWN TO THE WIRE – The INDIANA FEVER (11-15) took it on the road against the MINNESOTA LYNX (17-8).

The Fever eked out a 20-19 edge in the 1st Quarter, but Minnesota knotted everything up at 38-38 by Halftime. The Lynx then went on top 60-53 to end the 3rd Quarter, but in the 4th Indiana stormed from behind to win the game 81-74. Kelsey Mitchell led the Fever with 21 points, while her teammates Aliyah Boston and Caitlin Clark contributed a Double Double of 17 & 16, and 17 points, respectively.

BROOKLYN BATTLE AT BARCLAY’S – In this game the NEW YORK LIBERTY (21-4) welcomed the CONNECTICUT SUN (18-6) to the Barclay’s Center.

The 1st Half ended with the Liberty up 45-42 over Connecticut. The Sun proceeded to tie the game at 63-63 in the 3rd Quarter, while the 4th ended in an 82-74 victory for New York. Sabrina Ionescu tossed in THIRTY points to lead the Liberty in this thriller.  Continue reading

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APRIL 2022: LOOKING BACK

FOR PART ONE (2016) OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE FROM INDEPENDENT VOTER SITE BALLADEER’S BLOG CLICK HERE.

joe biden is so creepyBIDEN REGIME SICS ITS POLITICIZED DOJ ON STATES THAT TRY PROTECTING SMALL CHILDREN FROM THE DEMOCRATS’ “TRANS” OBSESSION. More HERE. And HERE. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS’ ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL ACTIONS AGAINST TRUMP FROM APRIL 2016 ONWARD.

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TEACHER CLAIMS TO KINDERGARTENERS, FIRST AND SECOND GRADERS THAT DOCTORS ONLY “GUESS” WHAT SEX A BABY IS AT BIRTH. Any bets about who they vote for?

JOE BIDEN’S CORRUPTION AND DISASTERS CONTINUE.

ANOTHER REPORT ABOUT UNDERBOSS HUNTER BIDEN FUNNELING MONEY. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. Much more has come out since April of 2022.

           And remember, all of this was exposed before the forever tainted 2020 presidential election, but Democrat media and social media outlets banned the information to protect the Biden Campaign.

DEMOCRATS AT CBS STEP UP THEIR POLITICAL LITMUS TESTS TO WORK THERE. Not a member of The Party? They don’t want you there!

democrat republican or awakeADDRESSING A PREJUDICED VIEW HELD OVERSEAS

ANOTHER REMINDER OF HOW MUCH BETTER DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES WERE FOR VOTERS OF COLOR THAN BIDEN’S POLICIES ARE.

A LONG LIST OF JUST SOME OF THE MANY DEMOCRAT LIES.  

YET ANOTHER EXPOSE ABOUT VOTE FRAUD IN FIVE SWING STATES IN 2020. The 2020 presidential election was as corrupt and tainted as the 1876 and year 2000 presidential elections. Joe Biden, George W. Bush and Rutherford B. Hayes were all “selected, not elected.” Continue reading

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