Monthly Archives: November 2016

LAST NOVEMBER’S MUSLIM FANATIC ATTACKS IN PARIS AND THE INSANE REACTION OF LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS

Muslim attacks in parisWe recently passed the anniversary of last November’s attacks by Muslim fanatics in Paris. Enough days have gone by to go ahead and recall the insane fantasy scapegoats dreamed up by Left-Wing Archie Bunkers the night of the attacks.

From last year:

“Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I’m not a Conservative but I always like to point out that that does NOT make me a Liberal. American Liberals are cowardly hypocrites, pompous snobs and hilariously pretentious asses. They’re also the ultimate imbeciles, as shown by their reaction to Friday’s Muslim attacks in Paris.

I waited hours before I posted anything, just to make absolutely sure it was Muslims behind the attacks and that credit was being claimed by the Islamic State spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq. I always check out both Liberal AND Conservative websites because it’s the only way to get the whole picture. 

Muslim attacks in Paris 2Shortly after the attacks I felt a renewed contempt for American Liberals as I read the comments they were leaving on Huffpo, Salon and all the other sites that are big with the left. The overwhelming majority of the commentors were insisting the attacks could not POSSIBLY be by Muslim fanatics.

The Liberal buffoons were insisting the attacks in France must have been committed by … right-wing anti-environmentalists. No, I’m NOT joking. Liberals are so officially detached from reality that they fabricated a pack of right-wing fanatics wanting to attack Paris in advance of the Climate Summit. To them this was more reasonable than acknowledging that it might be yet another of the countless Muslim attacks that happen daily. (See my roundups if you doubt the “daily” part.)

Muslim attacks in Paris 3Let me emphasize that for overseas readers. Rational people were thinking “This could well be ANOTHER attack by Muslim fanatics since they’re so prone to this type of violence but let’s wait for all the facts to make sure.” And while those rational people were thinking along those lines Liberal fools were harassing people making that rational observation and were instead pushing the notion that imaginary right-wing anti-environmentalists were behind the attacks. Anything to defend Islam.   Continue reading

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BLACKOUT: HOLYOKE SUPERHERO

Balladeer’s Blog continues to feed the beast that IS our superhero-obsessed world with a look at another forgotten Holyoke Superhero.

blackout-holyokeBLACKOUT

Secret Identity: Jack Wayne, Berlin Correspondent for the New York Globe.

Origin: When America entered World War 2 on the Allied side Jack Wayne and his editor “Pop” Simms were seized by the Gestapo. Since Jack had been a Flying Ace for the Americans during World War One the Gestapo assumed he and Pop were spies and tortured them for information.

Pop was killed by the torture and Jack, though blinded by his interrogator’s whip, managed to escape. He was rescued by the Underground Society, a secret resistance group led by Dr Dismal who – despite his name – was not a supervillain. Dr Dismal ran his resistance group from a secret base far beneath Gestapo Headquarters and, noting that Jack Wayne’s optic nerves were not entirely dead, devised special glasses and a visor he could wear that allowed him to see in daylight OR at night.

Jack donned a costume and under the nom de guerre Blackout joined Dr Dismal’s band of rebels, terrorizing the Nazis by night.  

First Appearance: Cat-Man Comics #10 (May 1942). His final Golden Age appearance came in 1944.

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NON-PLAYOFF BOWLS IN D3 FROM THE 19th

*** NCAA DIVISION THREE ***

Washington and Jefferson PresidentsPRESIDENTS BOWL – The two teams competing in this Bowl Game were the WASHINGTON & JEFFERSON COLLEGE PRESIDENTS and the COLLEGE AT BROCKPORT GOLDEN EAGLES. The Presidents trailed the Golden Eagles 17-7 in the 1st Quarter and 24-13 by Halftime. The 3rd Quarter ended with Washington & Jefferson College facing a 31-16 deficit. The Presidents exploded for 22 unanswered points in the 4th Quarter for a 38-31 comeback win.  

Salisbury Seagulls helmetLEGACY BOWL – This game pitted the SALISBURY UNIVERSITY SEA GULLS against the CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY TARTANS. After a 7-7 1st Quarter tie the Sea Gulls seized control in the 2nd Quarter and took a 24-7 lead into the locker room. In the 2nd Half Salisbury University outscored the Tartans 28-13 for a blowout win by a count of 52-20. Continue reading

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PROS AND CONS OF DONALD “AGENT ORANGE” TRUMP’S ELECTION

latinos-for-trump-2Once Donald Trump is sworn in as president I will naturally switch to criticizing him the way ALL U.S. presidents should be criticized. In the meantime here are some light-hearted thoughts on the pros and cons of Trump’s election.

PRO: TRUMP IS A DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT -Trump’s campaign benefited from the widespread disgust with the Democrats and Republicans (DemCorp and RepubCorp). He basically hijacked the Republican Party and used it as a vehicle to reach the Oval Office. Besides, the fact that pieces of garbage like the Bush Family and the white male Conservatives at National Review hate Trump so badly is A GOOD SIGN.

latinos-for-trump-3CON: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY GOT SOME UNDESERVED BENEFITS FROM TRUMP’S POPULARITY – The bad news is that the Republicans held on to both the Senate and the House AND picked up some additional governorships. RepubCorp does NOT deserve such fringe benefits from Trump’s election. 

After all, Prince Donald of Orange was the ONLY one of them reaching out to the working class and the poor. Trump also DOUBLED the GOP’s usual take of the African-American vote, outdid the somnambulist Romney with Hispanic-Americans and SET A RECORD for INDIVIDUAL DONATIONS to the GOP. As in contributions from PEOPLE, not bloated rich pigs like the ones financing career criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton.  

gays-for-trump-betterPRO: Trump’s election has inspired the insane American Left to drive away even more people from their 1960s worldview.

CON: Trump’s election has inspired the insane American Right to ignore the lessons that his candidacy should have taught them about the need to woo working class voters of all colors.

PRO: To quote Democrat Al Franken “No English-speaking person could do a worse job than” Barack Obama.

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************** Clarence Henderson supported Trump

CON: Obama keeps claiming Americans approve of the job he did by foolishly citing the same polls that claimed Hillary would be the next president as “proof.”

PRO: Trump’s election was part of the growing global surge of populism which features voters demanding accountability from the figures they elect.

lgbt-for-trumpCON: America’s Democratic and Republican Parties have proven they STILL plan to stand athwart their own constituents crying “halt!”

PRO: The fact that so many bloated rich pigs like Mark Zuckerberg,  George Soros, Carlos Slim, the Koch Brothers and Mark “Still Bitter That Trump Didn’t Make Him His V.P.” Cuban oppose Trump is a good sign.  Continue reading

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EKEITEHUA: A GOD OF BELLONA AND RENNELL ISLANDS

bellona-and-rennellEKEITEHUA – (Also called Singano) This major deity was the god of the northwest wind and was also the main district deity of the Iho (Taupongi) Clan, the archrivals of the Kaitu’u Clan since those two clans are the last survivors of the original eight traditional clans.

Ekeitehua’s celestial home was the far-off land called Mungingangi. This home lay on the horizon to the northwest of Bel-Ren and was the source of the Nohotonu Wind, which Ekeitehua controlled. The Bel-Ren people were undecided on whether or not Mungingangi was above the horizon, below it or on some plane equivalent to it.

Ekeitehua was the son of the god Sikingingangi, having been born from Sikingingangi’s feces, which were yams. Ekeitehua’s sister Teu’uhi the goddess of insanity was also born from their father’s feces/yams and their adopted mother was the goddess ‘Iti’iti. Continue reading

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LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS USE THEIR STUDENTS AS PROPS TO PROTEST TRUMP

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*** *** *** *** *** Thinks history means JUST the Vietnam War and slavery.

The pathetic Left-Wing Archie Bunkers of the 1960s generation – not all of them, just the ones who hid in the prolonged adolescence of the “academic” (LMFAO) world – still like to abuse their position as teachers to use their students as a combination of political props and quasi-hostages to push their own personal views.  

Yes, it’s the universal student activity of skipping class to have fun but it masquerades as “anti-Trump protests.” 

Around the country 1960s burnouts and/or people unfortunate enough to have been “educated” (LMFAO) by those 1960s burnouts have been staging walkouts at schools of all levels. Uh. Yeah. As if any student anywhere will say “No, let’s stay inside the classroom today instead of going out and having fun pretending to ‘protest’ this guy Trump who is hated by our teachers. Who wants to be seen on television in a ‘protest’ when we can just sit here in class?”   

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

With 80-90% of teachers openly declaring their allegiance to the Democrats there is no such thing as intellectual diversity or political diversity in American schools. It’s been going on as long as media bias and needs to be discussed.

Unfortunately that biased media works in conjunction with the biased Teacher’s Unions (well over 90% contributions given to the Democrats) to make it sound like these manufactured protests are “spontaneous” outgrowths of the students’ own feelings instead of their hate-filled teachers exploiting the students in their charge.   Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF AND BOWL GAMES FROM NOVEMBER 19th

*** NAIA ***

Lindsey_Wilson_KYOVERTIME MAGNUM OPUS – The (8) LINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE BLUE RAIDERS hosted the (9) GRAND VIEW UNIVERSITY VIKINGS in a typically tight 8 seed versus 9 seed game. The Blue Raiders came back from being down 3-0 in the 1st Quarter to take a 17-10 lead into Halftime. The Vikings retook the lead 27-24 to end the 3rd Quarter, with a 4th Quarter Field Goal from Lindsey Wilson forcing OT with a 27-27 tie. The Blue Raiders scored 7 on their possession then shut out Grand View for a 34-27 triumph.

Montana Tech OrediggersTHE WAR OUT WEST – The (6) MONTANA TECH OREDIGGERS took the field against the visiting (11) DICKINSON STATE BLUE HAWKS. The Orediggers seized a 14-0 advantage in the 1st Quarter with the two teams exchanging a Touchdown apiece in the 2nd. After the break the Blue Hawks edged closer but Montana Tech kept them off at just enough distance for a 28-21 victory.   Continue reading

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HILLARY SUPPORTERS’ HATEFUL HYPOCRISY CAPTURED PERFECTLY

Even far-left political cartoonist Ted Rall has noticed the cosmic-level hypocrisy of the way Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton’s supporters embody the “hate” and “intolerance” that they love to lecture others about. Here is his effort:

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THE PROFESSOR’S EXPERIMENTS (1910): ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

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THE PROFESSOR’S EXPERIMENTS (1910) – By Paul Bo’ld (sic) – real name: Edward George Paul Bousfield. (Not to be confused with John Paul George Ann Ringo.) A possible influence on H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West, Reanimator in style but not in content. This collection of six short stories centered around mad scientist Jerome Mudgewood and his assistant Dr Gertrude Delaney.

Mudgewood’s envelope-pushing experiments unleash forces beyond his control, resulting in death and tragedy. The stories in order:

The Retardatory Force – Professor Mudgewood tries to harness a pair of sub-atomic and extra-atomic forces, believing that eternal life can be achieved by doing so. He, Dr Delaney and their housekeeper instead find themselves confined in an energy field that slows matter down and eventually dissolves it into nothingness. Jerome and Gertrude survive but the housekeeper isn’t as lucky.   

The Magnetic Essence – The Professor isolates a particle in iron, a particle which he believes causes iron to be attracted to magnets. Dubbing this particle “the magneto component” he plans to implant it into any object he wishes to magnetize. It turns out the force is also responsible for maintaining an atom’s integrity and so extracting “the magneto component” figuratively splits the atom, unleashing incredibly deadly explosions.      Continue reading

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NJCAA BOWL TEAMS FOR 2016

The National Championship Game and the other Bowl matchups in NJCAA College Football are set.

*** NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME ***

garden-city-broncbusters-helmet-newArizona Western College good helmetEL TORO BOWL

City: Yuma, AZ

Date: December 3rd

Kickoff: 3:00pm ET

Teams: The number 1 team in the nation – the GARDEN CITY COLLEGE BRONCBUSTERS – will do battle with the 2nd ranked ARIZONA WESTERN COLLEGE MATADORS for the National Championship. Two undefeated programs fighting for the 2016 title in the backyard of the Matadors.  

*** SUBSIDIARY BOWLS ***

Eastern Arizona CollegeButler (KS) GrizzliesSALT CITY BOWL

City: Hutchinson, KS

Date: December 3rd

Kickoff: 2:00pm ET

Teams: The EASTERN ARIZONA COLLEGE GILA MONSTERS take on the BUTLER (KS) GRIZZLIES in this Bowl Game. Continue reading

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