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BARACK OBAMA APOLOGIZES

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Barack Obama contemplating his failed presidency

Very moving words from a president I have never believed capable of this type of honesty:

I, Barack Obama, apologize to everyone in the world for your misplaced hope in me, especially that premature Nobel Peace Prize which I have thoroughly failed to live up to. I apologize for giving nuclear weapons capability to the fanatics of Iran. Any and all deaths from Iranian nukes are to be blamed on me and me alone.

I apologize to the world for spawning the Islamic State and I beg all of you to please refer to it as “Obamastan” as a constant reminder of the shame that should forever be attached to me. The Islamic State/ Obamastan’s atrocities were enabled by me and I am very, very sorry. 

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Barack Obama crying over his failed presidency.

I apologize to the American voters – both living and dead, legal and illegal – for betraying the trust of that wonderfully diverse group. I have set back race relations in this nation by several decades, especially by spitefully encouraging African-Americans to commit acts of violence against police officers. Even a former member of my own White House staff succumbed to my calls for violence and shot at a law enforcement officer.  

I apologize for destroying health insurance for so many working class families. My ego and my fundamental dishonesty drove me to the many lies I told about Obamacare. Please forgive me, though I do not deserve it. Continue reading →

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QUICK HITS II

liberals and conservatives### As if we needed any further proof that this has been going on for far too long, Los Angeles news has done an expose on the Democrats preparing to use the names of dead people on voting ballots. A vault containing hundreds was mentioned in the report and who knows how many “vaults” the sleazy Democrats have scattered around.

This report is additional evidence about where those late “now that we know how many votes our candidate needs HERE’S some additional ballot boxes we just, uh, found somewhere” con jobs originate.   

### I don’t want to hear any more people from Canada whining about how their delicate little sensibilities are offended by the rough and tumble of American politics. Their PRIME MINISTER just manhandled a female politician in their House of Commons and shoved a male office-holder while saying “Get the fuck out of my way!”

Soooo get back to me when one of our Presidents behaves that way during a session of our Congress.  

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HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

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“If you don’t admit nothin’ then the prosecutors ain’t GOT nothin'”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. In 2012 I published new campaign slogans for Newt “Get off my lawn” Gingrich, a Republican. Here’s a look at new campaign slogans for Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party.

*** “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!”

*** “ALMOST LIFE-LIKE AND ALMOST THE NOMINEE!”

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The Party of millionaires who pretend to hate capitalism!

*** “VOTING FOR BERNIE SANDERS MAKES YOU A RECRUITING TOOL FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!”

*** “THE FEDS CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN‘ ON ME!” (Incidentally, that slogan has also been used for criminals trying to climb the ladder in the Mafia)

*** “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!” Continue reading →

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BARACK OBAMA: FAILURE PERSONIFIED

Obama supporters BIGI think the labels Liberal and Conservative have become meaningless here in this era of political transition. The Libertarian label has become just as meaningless. Plus I’m an Independent voter, not a member of the Democratic or Republican parties. I can objectively state that Barack Obama is the very worst president the United States has ever had.

Obama is a demagogue who has thrived on race-baiting and on every other method of tearing the country apart into virtually warring camps. He is weak and inept. His administration has been overflowing with scandal since his first year in office but by obstructing the investigations every step of the way this white collar criminal has made it so that probes into even his earliest misdeeds are still dragging on and on. Obama then counts on public boredom with the investigations to provide him with additional cover.   

Obamacare corpseLittle Barry has made health insurance unaffordable for the working class and has caused the loss of countless full-time jobs. He then brags about all the new part-time jobs that have sprung up. This piece of garbage hasn’t even been good for the Democratic Party. As Rory Cooper and others have pointed out, under Obama the Democrats have lost over 900 seats in state legislatures, at least a dozen gubernatorial seats, 69 seats in the House and 13 more in the Senate. Continue reading →

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CONDESCENDING WHITE WOMEN LOVE HIJABS

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ISLAM IS SLAVERY

Once again Huffington Post – the site for HUFFy, POST-menopausal white liberals – showcased virtue-signalling Western women who think they’re accomplishing something by dressing in the degrading body-bags that the patriarchal Muslim World imposes on women. Every time that happens I run this reminder: 

UNTIL SUCH TIME AS ALL MUSLIM WOMEN ARE FREE TO MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICE ON THE MATTER, IT IS IRRELEVANT HOW MANY MUSLIM “STEPFORD WIVES” COME FORWARD TO PRETEND MUSLIM WOMEN WEAR THOSE OUTFITS WILLINGLY. 

I’m not just pro-choice on abortion – I’m pro-choice on the clothing issue, too. American Liberals are too hypocritical for that. WANT TO HEAR FROM BRAVE MUSLIM WOMEN WHO POINT OUT THE DAMAGE POMPOUS WHITE WOMEN DO BY DONNING HIJABS? READ IT HERE

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DO THESE “QUESTION AUTHORITY” DWEEBS QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY?

question-all-authority.jpg (352×431)Just about everybody is familiar with Timothy Leary’s encouragement to “Question Authority” but several of the faux rebels who sport those two words on T-Shirts or bumper stickers or screen savers don’t seem to live up to them.

The expression should be modified to “Question ALL Authority” regardless of their political affiliation. Question authority would mean:

# Question everything your teachers tell you. Teachers are part of the forces of conformity in any society and should NEVER be trusted to tell the truth.

# Question every political officeholder and every candidate for those offices. Those people are seeking the power to inflict their will upon you and have the full apparatus of the government as a club to beat you over the head with.

# Question the clergy of ALL religions. Such people often put blind faith in a collection of irrational absurdities. Continue reading →

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THE BIRDS (c 414/6 BC): ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY BY ARISTOPHANES

Birds by Aristophanes 1Balladeer’s Blog presents another examination of an ancient Greek political satire. This comedy by Aristophanes was one that I was planning on covering very soon when I started posting my reviews of Attic Old Comedy years ago. For various reasons it kept falling by the wayside.

Where am I going with this? For Aristophanes’ line “In Cloud-Cuckooland things become what they are called rather than being called what they are” make it “In Ivory Towerland things become what they are called rather than being called what they are.” But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The Birds is Aristophanes’ lengthiest surviving comedy and also the most analyzed (some would say over-analyzed). So much has already been written about this particular work that I’ve decided to forego my usual intensive examination of every scene. Instead I’ll go with a brief synopsis followed by a way I feel The Birds could be adapted (as opposed to translated) for the present day. 

SYNOPSIS

Birds by Aristophanes 2More than 2,300 years before George Orwell’s Animal Farm and 1984, Aristophanes was dealing with some of the same political themes. 

Pisthetaerus and Euelpides, Athenians feeling alienated by the increasingly restrictive laws and lawsuits of their home city have left Athens behind to start over with a new society. Part of the comedy centers around the ages-old theme of how those who seek to overthrow oppression often wind up becoming the new oppressors themselves. (Think of the 1960s generation of American liberals who became just as oppressive as they claimed previous generations had been) 

Another Orwellian theme finds Aristophanes satirizing the way in which the ruling class in any society uses and corrupts language to strengthen the subjugation of the populace. The Birds even features the importance of religious and historical myths in any culture as the leaders of the new civilization conjure up an all-new cosmology with “the birds” at the center to justify their own rule. Continue reading →

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THE ULTIMATE COWARDS

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*** *** *** *** *** ** And no, I’m neither a Republican NOR a Conservative. I just don’t ignore American Liberal hypocrisy.

American Liberals (And I used to consider myself one until they adopted this bizarre attitude of Islam: Right or Wrong!) are the ultimate cowards. They try to take credit for the courage shown by people long ago while gutlessly slinking away from the dangerous issues of the here and now.

No, preening Liberal asses, it does not make you brave to CLAIM you would have stood up to the Nazis or the forces in favor of slavery or the blacklisters of the past. The ridiculous pretence that you worms would have had the backbone to oppose those oppressive forces is belied by your cowardly hypocrisy when it comes to similar forces wreaking havoc in the present day.

You’re too terrified to oppose Muslim fascists who have kept slavery going, who are homophobic and are otherwise intolerant. You’re too cowardly to even criticize Islam’s “Peculiar Institution” of treating women like they’re dirt. You’re far too timid to stand up to the left-wing blacklisters of today no matter how many careers they destroy or how many lives they ruin.

Instead you ignore and frustrate those Muslims who want to reform their faith and bring it into the 21st Century. You refuse to even let them speak on college campuses when you can stop them. And you aid and abet left-wing blacklisters ESPECIALLY among the secular clergy who pretend to be “educators” here in the 21st Century.

SO REMEMBER: SIMPLY CALLING YOURSELVES “LIBERALS” DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO INSINUATE YOURSELF INTO THE COURAGEOUS ACTIONS OF PEOPLE FROM DECADES PAST. THOSE PEOPLE WOULD MORE THAN LIKELY FIND YOU HYPOCRITICAL COWARDS EVERY BIT AS DIGUSTING AS THE REST OF US DO. 

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY ASKS: WHY SHOULD AMERICAN CITIZENS BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

The Democratic Party, aka the party that is just as much in the pockets of one percenters as the Republican Party is, has adopted an aggressive new policy. Previously the Democrats were happy simply to have untold numbers of illegal immigrants vote for them in U.S. elections. They did that by forever fighting the use of voter i.d since they know illegals will vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats. The same applies to all of the convicted felons Democrats want to let vote.

Now the Democratic Party (Motto: Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed) has decided to take that strategy to the next level by indignantly asking what makes those snotty American citizens think they themselves have any right to vote! What nerve!

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Bernie Sanders agreed, proclaiming “It is the height of racism for working class Americans to think that we – their rightful rulers – have to let them vote! Our party needs to strike a blow for diversity and social justice by letting ONLY non-citizens vote. If anyone objects, just say ‘Those aren’t American values, dude’ and they’ll shut right up! It’s great being a politician when the voters are such browbeaten pussies that they’ll back down the minute they’re faced with any opposition.”

“That last sentence was off the record.” the former writer of rape porn quipped. As for candidate Clinton, she demanded $260,000 to provide any comment on the matter and referred all inquiries to her new campaign website. Access to that web site costs just $10,000 per week. 

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OBAMA: IT’S ALL PART OF HIS DEMAGOGUE FANTASY

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OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude! 

Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.

The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much. 

Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.  

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United States President Barack Obama

** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.

** Discovering penicillin.

** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)

** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”

** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading →

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